I don't understand anything about soccer, but the offside rule doesn't make sense, the opponent should anticipate the defense, if they can't defend themselves that's their problem
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>I don't understand anyting about
>soccer
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>I don't understand anything about soccer
then frick off back to Suriname
Here's the thing, at one point in time that rule didn't exist but for some reason they decided to introduce it.
I'm so sure of this that I'm not even going to bother finding out that reason. I just know it exists.
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>trusting merchants
I thought you had a thing against israelites
>Here's the thing, at one point in time that rule didn't exist but for some reason they decided to introduce it
To the contrary, back then it had an even more strict, rugby-style offside rule, that forbid forward passes altogether. It was part of the original FA rules.
>have no offside rule.
>each team parks 9 players in the opponents box >play hoof-ball for 90 minutes
FRICK YES! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
better than disallowing goals because your fingernail went over an imaginary line
are you salty because the rule has been followed too accurately? what's the complaint here?
then the meta just becomes 'throw all balls deep'
the offside trap is the soul of soccer
It prevents semen slurping
Goal-hanging is based
If you can't defend frick you
t. THAT kid
Wich one?
The homosexual who ruined all footie games
I don't get it, arms and hands are not allowed to play the ball, why are they used for offside position
>The homosexual who ruined all footie games
Who?
>why are they used for offside position
Because according to the new rules of this cumguzzling sport, you are now allowed to use your shoulder to score a goal, and therefore it's offside because his shoulder went past the line.
Shoulder is fine.
Oh so "goal-hanging" is unsportsmanlike but this shit is not.
Frick off.
Somewhere you have to draw the line to be fair to everyone
It's so strikers don't just hang out on the goal line waiting for a pass
>I don't understand anything about soccer
fricking based
younger guys dont know the offside rule, grim...
Even worse. They don't know what it's for.
As a Amerimutt I agree with this. Offsides reeks of some Commie-Europoor everyone play fair and equal and don't get over-eager bullshit.
Anyways, staying at the other side of the field and not defending and waiting to get an easy goal at the other end is the definition of being a Chad.
In all honesty, I've seen offsides get called on corner kicks. You can't defend that, that shit is full scale moronic. Offside rules should be null after the ball carrier reaches a certain point. Unironically, hockey has it right.
>Anyways, staying at the other side of the field and not defending and waiting to get an easy goal at the other end is the definition of being a Chad.
Indeed
NOOOO, NOT MY HECKIN GOALRINOOOO
Get fricked.
At the very least offsides shouldn't be a thing within the penalty box. This sport has so many flaws in it I'm amazed there is no interest in resolving them.
I didn't get the joke, please explain
you are the guy that everyone hated to play with but you got in just to fill one of the teams.
I'm not used with Fhite just wanted to know what is the joke
You are. You are the joke.
At least Brazil is playing the cup
And I thank God their players aren't like you.
Like if I care about your opinion
That's quite alright anon.
it isn't a joke, it is a fact, are you new to chans or the internet? you never heard of "that guy" before?