If you had to teach an elite spy ONE martial art (outside of firearms and other weaponry training) Which would it be and why?

If you had to teach an elite spy ONE martial art (outside of firearms and other weaponry training) Which would it be and why?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    On average, jiu jitsu
    >bodytype of “elite spy” in real life is generally going to look more like an unassuming bureaucratic intellectual rather than anything big or hulking that’d make striking best choice due to sheer overwhelming force
    >the ability to theoretically subdue individual targets silently and without leaving identifying marks is valuable when sneaking around, even in a word where you’re carrying a knife or gun
    >if someone’s attempting capture, jiu jitsu’s aggressive focus on hostile escapes regardless of how bad your position’s gotten is the CQC meat and potatoes stuff you’d want a spy learning from it, beating out even other grappling sports like wresting or judo which end the fight unnaturally early

    If you get a second art, probably wrestling to double down on the above or boxing to add some skill diversity even if the user won’t get much from it, but if you get only one, let knife-fighting cover striking, you wanna give them something you know they can get some use from instead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fall atop me and meet your doom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wrestling
      >boxing
      and i lold

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bjj, wrestling and boxing are top 3 most common martial arts in mma

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MMA
          The spy isn't an MMA fighter looking to go into an octagon with the mindset of scoring points or shooting for a submission win. The spy needs something with maximum efficiency, something with lethal effects. Jiu-Jitsu is just that, but since Jiu-Jitsu is hardly practiced we have to go to Judo (which does practice strikes).

          I second Kudo or Sambo.

          Wrestling is point-score fighting with the objective of submission.

          BJJ is point-score fighting with the objective of submission.

          Boxing is a point-score fighting with an emphasis on knock outs, which can be a total gamble on how hard or how the background of the attacker. It just isn't as effective as something like Muay Thai.

          Judo teaches striking that are similar to Muay Thai. So, Judo is the best answer.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Judo striking is like God. Everybody has heard about it but nobody has seen it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you open your heart to God he will appear to you, you just need to invite him into your life

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't do that, opening yourself to God is a bad habit since he can grab from the inside collar lapel and perform a better kuzushi

            I heard God's a stiff arming butthole

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Getting thrown perfectly or in a new way is a good way to learn. Open your heart to God and to atemi waza.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Open your heart to God and to atemi waza.

            That would make a good shirt.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Open your heart to God and to atemi waza.

            That would make a good shirt.

            in white

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

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          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you sold them to dojos for both BJJ, Judo or Karate you'd make a bit of cash.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            in black

            lmao, based. ryogan-tsuki from the clouds.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Open your heart to God and to atemi waza.

            That would make a good shirt.

            in black

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judo.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat sambo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's gay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      meme and gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >khabib and islam makhachev is meme and gay
        >MMA with gi is meme and gay for civillian assassin despite the fact thay youre never going to fight a naked bodyguard
        haiyaa

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should be wearing shorts and tank tops for fights to be extremely realistic, lmao.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat aikido, with a focus on atemi

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of spy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corporate-hire espionage agent and professional killer.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously mma. Sambo otherwise. Both are combat sports.

    If you wont accept this answer and only tma based disciplines then I suppose mma style jiujitsu in nogi. They should have competent wrestling relative to the discipline because of this

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elite spies don’t fight people, so what are we really talking about here? What does this guy have to do?
    Anyways, MMA if that’s an option. Judo, BJJ (gi ON), or Wrestling are the best options otherwise. Probably wrestling, because you just need to get into a good enough position to stick em with your knife.

    I feel like bare handed striking is almost useless when you know 100% you will have weapons on you at all times. At what point in a professional badass’ career would you want to punch someone in the face instead of stabbing or shooting?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever keeps them in good shape to sit at a desk all day for their analyst job.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    art of kicking in the balls 10,000 times.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A "spy" would have little use for a standard martial art. Real life spies are generally in deep cover feeding information which would be 99.999% going to a boring ass government job for years and years and not drawing attention to yourself. If they get burned they are completely fricked unless they can get extradited or escape but from my understanding that's a pretty rare occurrence. Most likely you will end up in prison facing charges for treason (if you get caught). Your best bet would be parkour in case you have to make a run for it but at that point you are pretty much completely fricked anyway. You might as well train whatever martial art helps you release the stress of living a double life.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends what you mean by "teach". Do I as the leader of a spy organization have to choose from dojos/academies teachin arts which are open to the general public? Or am I choosing to pick one style, getting all of the top of the class knowledge and experience in that art, and then teaching it to him? Does my information primarily come from the modern competitive scene in that sport? or does it come from the originator of that fighting style? Alll of these questions would change your answer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must choose, you're information can come from where ever.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would pick Silat.

        Unarmed + Weapon training. Say what you want but those island asians are good with knives.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then MMA. pretty easy choice

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Spies" are just foreign chinese students who get jobs at tech companies for two years in the US and EU and then quit and move back to China with industry inside knowledge they stole from some higher-up's unsecured invite only Google Drive folder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jiu Jutsu for incapacitation, Muay Thai for striking.

      A "spy" would have little use for a standard martial art. Real life spies are generally in deep cover feeding information which would be 99.999% going to a boring ass government job for years and years and not drawing attention to yourself. If they get burned they are completely fricked unless they can get extradited or escape but from my understanding that's a pretty rare occurrence. Most likely you will end up in prison facing charges for treason (if you get caught). Your best bet would be parkour in case you have to make a run for it but at that point you are pretty much completely fricked anyway. You might as well train whatever martial art helps you release the stress of living a double life.

      Whatever keeps them in good shape to sit at a desk all day for their analyst job.

      Clearly the intent of the question was a James Bond-style superspy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jason Bourne-style actually.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spies don't fight. They gather intelligence. That is all that a spy is.
    Jason Bourne and James Bond are not spies. They are assassins.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They both gather intelligence and assassinate people that need to be get rid of. Usually ends up being the later because they are after high risk targets.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably sambo or judo.
    >main reason
    John wick is cool as frick, and grappling really complements CQC with weapons
    >why not wrestling
    spies are in civillian settings, which means clothes to grab onto. this isnt MMA.
    >why not striking
    grappling >>> striking in 1v1 and where weapons are present. if theres multiple people or you're out of grappling range just use your gun. your only weakness is someone getting into grappling range to grab your gun where strikes arent as effective
    >why judo/sambo over bjj
    you start your grappling standing, and you always want top position in an IRL, weapons hot situation. Submissions and bottomn competence dont matter as much in a jason bourne spy situation. You take down the mfer and shoot him or run away. In the offchance you go against a bjj blackbelt you're fricked but ideally thats what guns and weapons training is for

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yongmudo hapkido, because it's a modern hybrid art that has a little bit of everything while focusing on practicality and self defense and includes training against resistance and a good amount of sparing.
    At least in the setting I learned it.

    Would be a decent base for a spy for their hand to hand training, as well as improvised weapons training.

    That said the main downside to it is that you will never be a master of any particular aspect of hand to hand combat with yongmudo hapkido training alone. It is very much a jack of all trades kind of martial art.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm learning a lot about different martial arts and how they all are just pretty much the same thing but with a different name.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's often more variation between two teachers of one martial art than there are between two "different" arts.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sambo. You get striking and grappling in a comprehensive system that's been proven in sport and in the field. Every other viable style ignores some aspect of the fight and weapon awareness is a concepts/drilling class you teach later. Sambo will build the proper base upon which a strong warfighter is built.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE martial art
    simple effective strikes to kill/incompacitate because its not a sport. The type of training taught to special forces when you need to kill quick with your hands, or a knife. If you are a spy spying you are not putting on gloves and stepping into the ring you are fighting for your life. If you can't have a gun, you need a knife. There is a vid by the ronin former SF guy who said when he went into some countries by himself and could not bring a gun, or get a gun in country, or bring anything with him after arriving he went to the local store to by a regular knife he could use if he needed. Never risk an equal fight, always have an advantage your opponent make surprise you and be a better striker, wrestler, be bigger stronger and faster. You going to tap out or ask the attacker to wait to catch your breath when he was sent to kill or capture you for torture? What if are multiple people?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In certain countries where you can't carry a gun OR a knife, what's next? Carry a longbow and quarterstaff to troll locals? Usually not banned.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aiki-jujutsu or any Kung Fu style that's good like Feeding Crane or Bajiquan.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would say Krav Maga since it's a mix of several arts and it is taught in the Israeli Defense Forces which witness action very often, especially since a few days ago. The Mossad agents are probably trained in Krav Maga as well.

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