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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Auston Matthews is from Arizona and he's a fricko

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le regular season man
      He's a fraud

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correct, this was the NHLs stupid expansion plan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can fix the NHL
      No Teams below the Mason Dixon line

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only NHL teams in green states, Missouri is honorary and can keep the blues

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so dumb California wasn't split at the 37th parallel like everything else

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also the Capitals

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"free" states

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Zamboni lived in LA

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hockey is the only white man's sport left

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go Blues

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is San Francisco sunbelt?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its part of america's seethebelt, also known as california.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LA Tampa and Vegas are the only cities in this region that deserve teams

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huge OP

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Florida 3 Stanley Cup Final wins, 4 Final losses: 7 total appearances
    (including the last 4 in a row and potentially a 5th if the Panthers make it to this year's SCF)

    Minnesota - 2 Cup Final losses, 1 team relocated to Texas.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if people who have never seen a natural snowfall cared about hocket

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can fix the NHL
      No Teams below the Mason Dixon line

      Canada hasn't won a stanley cup since 1993 lmao.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how many canadians were on the last team that won the stanley cup?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how many nhl championship parades have been held in canada in the last 3 decades?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's for evading my question. your concession is accepted.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The same amount of championships Canadian teams have won in the past 31 years

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you were rooting for Vegas last season? based sunbelt CHAD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you read a flag?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We had one but it was (involuntarily) sacrificed for the then-Hornets now-Pelicans

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dallas has won the cup.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >california
    3 cups
    >nevada
    1 cup
    >texas
    1 cup
    >florida
    3 cups
    All SINCE Canada won a cup.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need to call the suicide hotline

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Los Angeles is the only sunbelt city that deserves a team

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sunbelt city with the longest continuous NHL presence is the best sunbelt city at producing NHLers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        outside the northeast and minnesota the NHL team being there is the direct cause for most hockey players being hockey players whether muh snowfall or not because there's hardly anywhere to skate without the infrastructure they bring

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. It's why Gary is so devoted to keeping Arizona going and why he wants Houston and Atlanta. Every NHL team has a practice rink which typically has multiple ice surfaces. Then the NHL team knows that investing in local minor hockey is the route to a sustainable fanbase instead of a boom/bust bandwagon fanbase.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stay out

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the most successful teams from this area? Does no one really want to play for northern teams?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      northern us second-tier city teams have problems getting non-americans because not home but still meh weather/environment and why get taxed more to live in Winnipeg than Vegas or Miami if youre Canadian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play for northern/canadian team
      >big market and lots of eyes on you
      >shitty weather

      >play for southern team
      >media doesn't care about you, free to walk around and no one even knows who you are
      >no state taxes
      >warm weather and dumb blondes

      You tell me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >southern states
        >blondes

        Literally every state in that photo is either majority black or majority Mexicans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        with a good accountant a player in canada can pay the same or less tax than the equivalent in florida

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nevada, Florida and Texas have no state income tax so playing there makes you more money in a sport with a hard salary cap

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if anyone cared about hockey

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then it would be even more satisfying to own you in international tournaments

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