Imagine if we cared about soccer....
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too bad he would be playing for france
Dead by 30 lol
He’ll be dead by the time he is 18.
why do midwits think living a long time is a good thing? what's the point of living 100 years as a slug?
You're right, you should kys this instant
The flame that burns half as long burns twice as bright, eh?
>PEDs at 13 years old
>Brain damage due to concussion at 23
>Liver fails at 50
>dead at 65
Such is the life of the american Black
>65
At that size you won’t make it past 45
if y'all cared about football, you'd play your shitty USA league and then named the winner the world champion
American football is a strategy masterpiece. Soccer is people pretending they don’t have hands for 90 minutes, you know, the thing that separates us from other animals?
Being able to run for 90 minutes is also what separates us from other animals, bad example.
Amen to that brother. I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fricker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul... And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every Black person in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play
Straightest American
and people think bbc is a zoomers thing
anyone got that pasta that talks about roided Black folks' wingspans and shit?
it's a marketing strategy masterpiece I agree, who could have imagined that you can put so many commercials and timebreaks in a hour and still find people to call it a sport
>Y'all
Stopped reading
>y'all
Started seething
How the hell do people above 5'10 get fat? Do you pigs eat every 30 minutes or something? People in that height range need like 4000 calories to get fat.
I’m 6’7. I need to eat around 3100 calories just to maintain my weight. It’s around four full meals + some extra calories
Hot
Now you understand american football. Starving thirdies have no idea how difficult it is to gain weight while working as a professional athlete. You should look up the diet that offensive linemen have to eat during the season. It's unbelievable.
>sport requires you to eat ungodly amounts of calories
Ah yes, I can understand why Americans enjoy that so much.
Only about 8 of the ~80 players on a team.
I think they supplement their caloires by eating a lot of calorie dense trash food. Im trying to gain weight and i have a really hard time getting above 2600 kcal with healthy food, but if i eat a bag of chips i easily balloon my total calories to excessive amounts.
it's very easy actually
They drink lots of coke
Coke doesn't make you fatter
>sugar doesn’t make you fatter
have you seen the average american diet?
Dat homie big
>not even that tall
>literally just 15 and fat
god I hate reddit so much
he has b***h tities... in Brazil we would paint his nails and frick him right in the ass
This guy would have no ball control, so would get thrown in defence. Where he would proceed to get turned at every given moment. He may be strong and fast, but with a body that size he won't be agile enough and would probably end up gassed in 30 minutes.
you gotta run across a field without stopping every 30 seconds
isnt that the giant Black person that fell off a roller coaster and died
You care about football, though.
why the frick do asians love basketball? I swear half of NBA viewership has to be west coast asians
>a team full of Lukakus
Imagine if we actually cared about soccer
Imagine if Americans cared about darts...
You do
You're just not very good
How can human be so big
Wow! a fat Black person with breasts!! this must the american jesus christ.
Thanks god you are all commit suicide
homie looking like a constipated frog
Never understood these posts
We all around the world have strongmen, boxers, rugbiers and so on but that body type is shit for "soccer" since you also need speed and agility
"Soccer" doesn’t work like that
>that man is 15 years old
*shivers*
He'd get gassed in 5 min and die of an heart attack
we can only hope
what you guys been pumping in to him?
this is not normal.
He would be shit at it with that body look at those scrawny legs
>15 years old
>looks like a circus freak
at least he'll flip a mean burger
Made for pushing his girlfriend down a flight of stairs
Someone post the bacon bowl copypasta from yesterday
Lmao the Japanese soccer players would run circles around this inertialet.
he could just block the entire goal. checkmate yuropoors
he's going to charlotte. biff is recruiting him hard
>ginormous exemple of muscular human being
>still have sugar breasts and flamingo legs
What do they feed to American teens? When I was growing up even the biggest lads were DYEL tier. They all seem to bench 100kg/225lb at the age of 15 as well.