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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    astronaut racing

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jetski dodgeball

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sock fight, you have to steal both socks from your oponnent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A "combat" sport where two people are wearing like 5 tags on their bodies and the goal is to rip off all of your opponents tags. Maybe you're only allowed to slap your opponent to give you an opening to rip off a tag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sock fight + slap fight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen something similar in a reality show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can you be more Pacific?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was on that stupid show the moronic Watt brother from the NFL hosted. Ninja Gladiator Warrior or some shit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dodge ball but with tennis balls that have no fur and everyone has a tennis racket. They play shirtless and oiled up so the balls slap hard.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ice lacrosse

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thick Latina women with huge boobs and asses, oiled up, completely naked. They must wrestle and the first one to successfully insert a dildo into the other’s vegana gets a point.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about a 2v2 combat sport

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And how do we play Go?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Chinese figured it out thousands of years ago. Keep up

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shuffleboard on ice
    >rugby but you can throw the ball forward
    >Nascar on a non-oval track

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nascar but on a square track

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nascar but on a square track
        make it narrow enough so you'll have to use this when turning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Isz0XgBsIg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nascar on a non-oval track
      There's a few road course races already

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Football, but you have two lanes on the sides that allow players to just hold the ball with their hands and run like morons, but everyone else can hard tackle them and it won't be a foul. Keepers can do the same on the defensive half.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    racial slur spelling bee

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    300m sprint but its like that stupid 'game' some peopple play in hallways where everyone can shove and kick each other to make the other runners fall.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death Speedrun, vaxxed fatties run in a circle and the first to die wins.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    30 yards free-kicks,keeper's hands tied

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Competitive bullying.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100m freestyle racism.

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