>invent retarded statistic as cope. >this happens because modern era tactics mog plumbertactics

>invent moronic statistic as cope
>this happens because modern era tactics mog plumbertactics
*Sound of hoisting upon petard in background*

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    btw freekicks don't work in this era either so your cope there is irrelevant for the same reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Assists are a meme made up during the psyop era because it made Messi look better
        Now vini, who racist Messi supporters hate, is mogging him on it

        Hoisted upon thine own petard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh

          The second part is that the era you idolize is bad compared to modern data driven football
          Messi and Ronaldo played in a plumber era relative to what Haaland/Mbappe/Vini are playing in.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the era you idolize is bad
            You should really consider to stop writting like a proper mong if you want people to take you seriously

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was never easier to score than now. At least since the 50s-60s.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Assists stats exist long before Messi or Vini made their professional debut, if anything the new stat the media has come up with are G/A.
          Why are you even meatriding Vinicius out of all players now anyway? I dont get it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hahahahahaha it's furious about it's continent having one good player and it being a black Brazilian
            The humiliation ritual continues!

            And no, nobody cared about assists until that particular psyop """rivalry"""

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound moronic bro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder to shill for vini tomorrow if you want to defend your continent in the firstie vs thirdie meta

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's furious about it's continent
            Seems like you're making a 'humilliation ritual' of your own by writting like a proper spastic mate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not fixing grammar on a phone at 5am
            I'm only even here because I woke up and I'm watching YouTube while posting this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how about you go get a job

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            called home office Sanchez
            plus I don't subvocalize like a pleb
            I skim your posts at about 1500wpm

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"5AM"
            >first thing he does is seethe about Messi
            Yeah, you seem to get up quite early to talk about the same topic every single day, even when the actual german clubs are having a match

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            firstievision was on today
            also when life gives you lemonades you make lemons
            This is peak thirdiehours, ideal for harvesting yous

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?
            Also, that's such a weird way to spell out that you are both jobless and suffer from insomnia.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            more like YouTube autoplay jumpscared me while sleeping, shit algorithm these days
            good luck finding food tomorrow thirdiebro, hopefully the landfills aren't too picked over

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >youtube autoplay scared me
            Thats now how autoplay works senpai

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            du ein schizo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This it's the newmeta? post what you are doing to make it clear that you don't care or something?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm literally yawning as I type this
            it's hardly new meta
            the fact that you people can't multitask and run shitposting as a 3rd priority task speaks to your limitations
            I guess if you subvocalize this shithole is a very different place kek
            The fact there you hear my posts in your head is basically akin to rape to me, I'm violating the sanctuary of your brain

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think that spanish team...
            >Rape of natives 500 years ago!!
            This mls player...
            >His wife takes bbc!!
            I read your brain and i think that
            >I rape your brain!!!
            Get help

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody cared about assists before AS Roma - Barcelona 3-0 in 2016

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A perfect free kick it's a goal no matter what so we should have a lot of them if we live in a era of tactics and stats.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. This is solved since decades
        Baseball did most of this first. There's only 3 true outcomes there - walk strike or home run
        Obviously football isn't directly applicable but free kicks rely on the opponent being a mong who can't defend

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pissi played with modern tactics

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guess you can't work from home when doing manual labor tho lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no mine under my house. correct
      only on $275k/year

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give my posts a Russian accent when you read them in your low bandwidth brains btw

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how to diagnose an autistic person

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >assists is a modern tactic
    Wut?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assists is a modern cope
      fify

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it exposes them

        The rare honest Argentinian

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a strange thread

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do "goat" debates attract so many schizophrenics

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can german posting get any lower?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can only go further downhill from here

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we don't need you now thag Twain id back chikaner

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's true, boomers don't care about assists. This statistic is only important in the zoomer era

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you now remember when Haaland had to be subbed off with 5 goals and 40 minutes to go because he was about to break messhit's UCL record

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