>invent moronic statistic as cope
>this happens because modern era tactics mog plumbertactics
*Sound of hoisting upon petard in background*
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>invent retarded statistic as cope. >this happens because modern era tactics mog plumbertactics
btw freekicks don't work in this era either so your cope there is irrelevant for the same reason
Huh
Assists are a meme made up during the psyop era because it made Messi look better
Now vini, who racist Messi supporters hate, is mogging him on it
Hoisted upon thine own petard.
The second part is that the era you idolize is bad compared to modern data driven football
Messi and Ronaldo played in a plumber era relative to what Haaland/Mbappe/Vini are playing in.
>the era you idolize is bad
You should really consider to stop writting like a proper mong if you want people to take you seriously
It was never easier to score than now. At least since the 50s-60s.
Assists stats exist long before Messi or Vini made their professional debut, if anything the new stat the media has come up with are G/A.
Why are you even meatriding Vinicius out of all players now anyway? I dont get it
Hahahahahaha it's furious about it's continent having one good player and it being a black Brazilian
The humiliation ritual continues!
And no, nobody cared about assists until that particular psyop """rivalry"""
You sound moronic bro
Reminder to shill for vini tomorrow if you want to defend your continent in the firstie vs thirdie meta
>it's furious about it's continent
Seems like you're making a 'humilliation ritual' of your own by writting like a proper spastic mate
I'm not fixing grammar on a phone at 5am
I'm only even here because I woke up and I'm watching YouTube while posting this
how about you go get a job
called home office Sanchez
plus I don't subvocalize like a pleb
I skim your posts at about 1500wpm
>"5AM"
>first thing he does is seethe about Messi
Yeah, you seem to get up quite early to talk about the same topic every single day, even when the actual german clubs are having a match
firstievision was on today
also when life gives you lemonades you make lemons
This is peak thirdiehours, ideal for harvesting yous
?
Also, that's such a weird way to spell out that you are both jobless and suffer from insomnia.
more like YouTube autoplay jumpscared me while sleeping, shit algorithm these days
good luck finding food tomorrow thirdiebro, hopefully the landfills aren't too picked over
>youtube autoplay scared me
Thats now how autoplay works senpai
du ein schizo
This it's the newmeta? post what you are doing to make it clear that you don't care or something?
I'm literally yawning as I type this
it's hardly new meta
the fact that you people can't multitask and run shitposting as a 3rd priority task speaks to your limitations
I guess if you subvocalize this shithole is a very different place kek
The fact there you hear my posts in your head is basically akin to rape to me, I'm violating the sanctuary of your brain
I think that spanish team...
>Rape of natives 500 years ago!!
This mls player...
>His wife takes bbc!!
I read your brain and i think that
>I rape your brain!!!
Get help
nobody cared about assists before AS Roma - Barcelona 3-0 in 2016
A perfect free kick it's a goal no matter what so we should have a lot of them if we live in a era of tactics and stats.
Nope. This is solved since decades
Baseball did most of this first. There's only 3 true outcomes there - walk strike or home run
Obviously football isn't directly applicable but free kicks rely on the opponent being a mong who can't defend
pissi played with modern tactics
guess you can't work from home when doing manual labor tho lol
no mine under my house. correct
only on $275k/year
give my posts a Russian accent when you read them in your low bandwidth brains btw
how to diagnose an autistic person
>assists is a modern tactic
Wut?
>assists is a modern cope
fify
it exposes them
The rare honest Argentinian
what a strange thread
why do "goat" debates attract so many schizophrenics
can german posting get any lower?
It can only go further downhill from here
we don't need you now thag Twain id back chikaner
It's true, boomers don't care about assists. This statistic is only important in the zoomer era
you now remember when Haaland had to be subbed off with 5 goals and 40 minutes to go because he was about to break messhit's UCL record