Ipswich Town just need a point on Saturday now to be back in the PL after 20 odd years.

Ipswich Town just need a point on Saturday now to be back in the PL after 20 odd years.

No parachute payments, spent just £4.7m in the past 2 seasons, shrewd loan deals, clear philosophy, terrific manager, front foot, expansive style, losing just 10 games last 2 seasons. Back-to-back promotions from League One.

As near as you’ll get to modern football romance. And a finger in the eye of those runts at Sky Sports who've spent all season wanking off Leeds and televising like 98% of their games. I hope they absolutely shit themselves in the playoffs like usual

Hull City fan in peace. Was a cracking game against them on Saturday night. Best of luck Tractor Boys UTT

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they don't get promoted because I don't want to see the cameramen and commentators wanking off to Ed Sheeran in the crowd every other week.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Frick Sky, frick Leeds. Hope Ipswich can do it and Leeds lose the playoffs.

      Norwich going up would be good, or West Brom. Get a proper Derby in the Prem.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last game is against already relegated huddersfield

    lmfao. leeds on the ropes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh, da Udders aren't (technically) relegated yet are they? just a wee 15 goal swing..

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Ed Sheeran wish he bought equity in the club instead of a lousy shirt sponsorship deal.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you’re saying to put a max bet on the Ipswich/draw double chance?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Jim Magilton

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me? Its Mick Stockwell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only Ipswich player that I remember is “Titus Bramble” — possibly the worst defender in premier league history

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Boncho Guentchev

        Now that's a crisp looking kit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me? Its Mick Stockwell

      Tony Mowbray
      Martijn Reuser
      Richard Wright
      Finidi George

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me? Its Mick Stockwell

      [...]
      Tony Mowbray
      Martijn Reuser
      Richard Wright
      Finidi George

      For me, it's Tamás Priskin

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back to back promotions is insanely based, very happy for them after quite a long stay in League One. Thank frick >we managed it in the 2nd season, taking over garden sheds like Vale Park was fun but the novelty of definitely wore off.

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  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Frick Sky, frick Leeds. Hope Ipswich can do it and Leeds lose the playoffs.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ya but what does their stadium food look like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lincoln fan. Hope Ipswich go up, they've got a GOAT crest and SOVL. We've had some good games the past few seasons, especially in the FA CUP.

      Portman Pie is pretty good

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when Portman Road was full of prostitutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based lad,
      I remember meeting your mum there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice to finally meet you Dad. You owe us a lot in child support payments

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yay we get another le fairy tale shitter who gets 25 points and goes straight back

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4.7M£
    Well, enjoy your one season in the epl with a goal deferential of -56

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We genuinely need to put something in place to stop these shit clubs coming up with no intention of surviving, and just sucking up money for a year before fricking off. It's bad for the league and a waste of everybody else's time

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hullanon being based once again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hull anon is a moron that rates Mainoo, Shaw and Maguire.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait for them to get rinsed every week, become the divisions whipping boys and be down by christmas

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lutonman will evolve into Ipswichman.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Boncho Guentchev

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >team promoted just for haaland to stat pad against

    Based

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like them because their badge is a rook combined with a knight

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proper club, Ipswich. Nice to see them doing well again. They'll probably get battered next season, assuming they DO go up, but it's clubs like this that bring soul to the EPL.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1981 UEFA Cup winners

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’ll get promoted, overpay for a load of foreign ngubus from the French league, and then go straight back down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll never understand how you guys defend this. Almost every team that gets promoted immediately gets relegated the following season. Leicester won the league, arguably the biggest moment in English soccer history, and they just got promoted again. There should be a rule that if you win the league you can’t get relegated for 10 years.

      Also the c**t teams like Liverpool, arsenal, and man united should be forced to be relegated. I barely even watch soccer and can’t stand their homosexual fans.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >relegation immunity
        American sports moment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There should be a rule that if you win the league you can’t get relegated for 10 years
        >but also relegate three league champions, one of which was within the last 10 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make it so you can only have 2 foreigners per team.
        Frick hues, frick ngubus.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based, European leagues and football as a whole got worse after Bosman rule.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There should be a rule that if you win the league you can’t get relegated for 10 years.
        This would result in only 10 teams being eligible for relegation - most likely the top teams. Meanwhile shite like Cardiff and Reading would have spent most of the last decade at 19th/20th with 0 points, without being allowed to be relegated.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people underestimating Kieran McKenna
    That Ipswich squad is midtable at best. What he has done at Portman Road is absolutely incredible. They'll stay up if they go up.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another pointless little club that will go straight back down, the sooner we make the Prem a closed shop for big teams only the better.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Norwich.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the promoted teams will go down next season, Leicester, Ipswich or Leeds

    Instead it'll be Brentford, Fulham (Trust me bro) and whoever stays up out of Luton, Forest and Burnley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t trust Leicester with their bald fraud manager

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brentford will not go down under Frank, the danes will not allow it to happen.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And a finger in the eye of those runts at Sky Sports who've spent all season wanking off Leeds and televising like 98% of their games. I hope they absolutely shit themselves in the playoffs like usual

    Caring more about Leeds than your own team, sad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Being this upset that Leeds are a big draw.
      They're wanking off Leeds because they make money off them. They pull in numbers like no other championship side. It's probably in their best interests that they stay down in the championship.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Replied to the wrong post. Fricking nightmare.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The definition of SOUL for teams promoted to the Prem just seems to be "how long has it been since they were in the Prem?". They're SOUL now but when they get relegated and come back all of a sudden it'll be >boring yoyo team waste of a spot frick them I wish Preston would come up

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    corr imagine them in the prem losing every week, sacking their manager by Christmas and being relegated shortly thereafter.

    Fairytale stuff.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shrewd loan deals

    so they’re fricked then, like Burnley they won’t be able to get their best players back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike Burnley they haven't been reliant on loans in every position.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Coming up with 0 interest in surviving and just wanting to suck up money for their rich owner is le heckin soul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely backwards mindset to the point you only see football as balance sheets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the promoted clubs like Ipswich are doing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the exact opposite of why teams that don't spend much upon promotion don't spend. If they had a rich owner they'd behave like Forest.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idea: Club needs above certain revenue for auto promotion to PL, if they don't then they have to beat the relegated PL team to prove they're a worthwhile addition to the PL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idea: You have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where would you set the limit?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ipswich 🙂
    and Fortuna 😀

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do plastics snivel and seethe when something goes against their TV-influenced perception of how football should be?

    You have no mates. You have no away days. You are a product of twisted marketing. You will never be a real football supporter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do plastics snivel and seethe when something goes against their TV-influenced perception of how football should be?
      Unironically autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snivelling and seething is the plastic MO. Imagine imagining you "support" a club because you saw them win trophies on the telly and spend cuck bucks on overpriced t-shirts? A truly wretched existence.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your Ipswich's, your Derby's, your Sunderland's.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell you are some bender aren't you?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to the Sir Bobby Robson derby next season.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FC PORTO STANDS WITH ITS IPSWICH BROTHERS AND WISHES TO FACE THEM IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE!

      Blessed post

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Utter bollocks

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's entitled Leeds fans crying: https://twitter.com/LUFC_Duffy/status/1785399367286784160

    >How has luck like this lasted a full season. Absolutely unreal.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Notice that non of the Championship teams who got promoted last season even bothered to try and stay in the division? spending almost no money in the transfer window. Why?
    Because it’s more-financially rewarding for owners of promoted championship-teams to make cheap loan deals, resign yourself to relegation, and then take the huge “parachute payment” (aka the broadcast deal) that the relegated-teams are rewarded with — which of course, the owners then pocket most of it for themselves as a “bonus”

    The whole things a scam lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely no owner does this. Delia Smith has not pocketed millions from Norwich's forays into the Prem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burnley spent upwards of £100 million. Granted they bought shitters like James Trafford. Luton bought players where in the event they go down they have a competitive Championship squad to fight for promotion again. Sheffield United are the ones that didn't improve their squad if anything they have a weaker squad than in the championship and used the Prem money just to avoid financial collapse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are genuinely moronic

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will be based watching ipswich get battered by complete shite like palace and brighton next season then reading all the seething posts from all the new jf bandwagoners

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY GUYS
    GUYS

    DID YOU KNOW I SUPPORT A LOWER LEAGUE TEAM??? UPBOATS TO THE RIGHT PLEAAE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Arsenal bandwagoner

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad hates you

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