>It's another "Mariners make /mlb/ seethe" episode
last time on /mlb/:
news:
SEA: WON AGAIN
more at 11
now: weather with the truck anon
>It's another "Mariners make?
>It's another "Mariners make /mlb/ seethe" episode
last time on /mlb/:
news:
SEA: WON AGAIN
more at 11
now: weather with the truck anon
doyers suck
Just like my pirates ):
Mariners!
Go Atlanta yay!
>I'm from a tough city
>my team won things in the 40s
Nice play McKinstry! You know what, forget the strikeouts, can Jack twirl a 1-hitter?
do we like benetti?
Strikeout lost the tigers broadcasts but he seems fine
Did you know that Canada is even larger than the States?
Yes but they have a designated team for all of them. Thats why there is just one of them.
Not really because most of it is10x more empty than Wyoming
It's fine to root for a bad team, it's weird to brag about them being bad.
Tampon Gay Gays
>enters /mlb/
13 for Jack. Franchise record is 17 by Anibal Sanchez.
i have a lot of pride in my gayves
I might live (and was born) right down the street from Comerica Park, but my roots are in Georgia.
Mariner fans are getting really annoying.
Sounds like a (you) problem bud!
Go Mariners
Why did he do it?
>cusb
They're called the Lovable Losers, anon.
Also, being a Great Lakes guy, Chicago is to me what NYC is on the East Coast and LA is on the West Coast... AND WTF WAS THAT? DID HE VIERLING JUST PLAY BILLIARDS?
They're not lovable losers anymore, the post-2016 era Cubs are now known as the insufferable losers
M's bros... are we ready to win tonight?
What makes a Canadian prefer the Mariners over the Canadian team?
He's a lifelong nintendo fan
the mariners are B.C.'s team
He has a humiliation fetish
I live really close to Seattle
Vancouver is about 2 hours from Seattle and 2500 miles from Toronto
Mariners and Krakens are the same guy.
AI SLOPINERS!!
Is it wrong to change teams?
The only acceptable reason to change fandom is your team moving to a new city.
You can only change if your team moves. Welcome to hell, brother
313bros, remember that this is the first half of a double-header.
Amazing time to get this performance from Flaherty
It's wrong to not be born deep enough in the heart of a tv market such that this isn't an option
Seriously I can't remember the last time a Tiger pitcher went deep into the 7th.
O's vs Cubs World Series
you can have a side team(s)
as long as they aren't in the same division or are historic rivals
just like it's okay to have a side piece as long as they don't know each other.
Phillies fan and I sometimes follow their usual trade partners to see how former Phillies players are doing, mostly just the Tigers and the Angels
Shit challenge
I think A's fans should be allowed to change teams if and when they ever move to las vegas. If it's not an extreme scenario like that though you don't get to switch
I’d just give up on MLB altogether, they wouldn’t deserve another cent out of me
Sounds similar to this
It's 10° below average but sunny enough, play ball!
I'm having a bullpen day were i'm not gonna eat a main dinner but just eat various stuff like bananas and a sandwich
>see Mariners fans posting non-stop
>think they must be dominating, better check the standings
>3 wins above .500
lol lmao
we're normally 5 below and in 3rd place at the end of april
Elite.
Servais teams always start slow. Being above .500 and in 1st place in April is a huge W
do you guys still like him as coach?
Having an Angels bullpen for dinner. The dog cooked it up in the backyard grass this morning
Please eject this shrill tardinals b***h from the stadium
WHY CANT YOU JUST FRICKING SCORE BERDS
silly me, my berds are just saving up all their runs for the second game of this double header. that's gotta be it
fricking hate west coast games
53%
Someone needs to slap these primadonna super stars to wake tf up and stop being b***hes. All moping and shit, pathetic. Just hit the damn ball, you're literally getting paid the big bucks to do that. Even Angels fricking won against Phillies.....
>teleports behind you
>ruins your franchise
nothin personnel kid
as an A's fan entering fan free agency soon, I have started receiving interest from fans of other teams
please make your best offer and I may bring my shitposting talents to your organization
anti-Marinersfans bros...
>cubspie officially ranked worse and more annoying than berds fans
lol lmao
I found Cardinals fans to be well behaved but ultra annoying with their >best fans in baseball shit
sounds like cusbpie got gaped by the rankings
*sigh*
w-well, i
*sobs*
OH NO NO NO
How old is this? Why are the Nats so high?
Montreal tax
never had an issue with mariners fans and have been to safeco as a visiting fan six or seven times. dodgers fans on the other hand...frick those c**ts
>we waited until the bottom of the 9th to tie the game
fricking berds finally
had to wait 8.1 innings but we're eatin'
>2-1 lead
I always believed in them
>le triple the amount of hits in the game in the ninth time
where's jongor?
>lelby miller
The pen was never going to maintain those numbers, you have to actually hit sometimes
who's the smuggest fans?
your mother cheering me on at the bar
Cardinals in a landslide. They're the most self-satisfied b***hes
cubspie's mad
>Berds-Tigres playing the same game as Mariners-Barves last night
real frickin original MLB writers. real frickin original
2430 scripts a year, bound to be a few re-runs
friendly reminder that cubs spam is a false flag by st louis fans
Isn't it a Royals guys?
it is
BERDS DID IT
we have the best fans in baseball, we deserved to win that and we did
But you'll never have the 1968 world Series. Today we may have lost but morally and spiritually we have defeated you my friend.
forgetting 1934 and 2006?
Yeah but 1968 was way cooler and SOVLful. Also we won in '35 and demolished the Cubs because we were so pissed so it evens out also the Lions and Red Wings won Chips in '35.
I mean you guys and the Cubs are our World Series Rivals it is what it is.
>Yeah but 1968 was way cooler and SOVLful
I'll give you that
>Also we won in '35 and demolished the Cubs because we were so pissed so it evens out
Tiginals broship lives on
Inb4 i dont think about you at all dot jpeg
Fragile Fish got hurt again folks can you believe it?
you'll never have Game 6 2011
Mr. Gay 2011 kek
>its real
kek
KEK
>gay louis kek
kek
>cubspie still seething about being officially more annoying and worse than berds fans
lol lmao
No... but we did break Derek Jetter's old man ankle because we made him stay up past his bed time in extra innings.
that's my tigers
>It's another AJ overmanages his way into a lose after dominating the previous 8 innings episode
It’s over, it’s finally over! I am literally crying tears of joy
Since when can 10 year veterans be optioned? I thought only 2nd year players were eligible
he probably agreed to it
Mariners vs Braves might be the biggest pride parade in history
That's not Cubs vs Cards
>NEWS: Mike Trout needs surgery on his knee, sources tell me and @JeffPassan. The extent is not known, but a source said it is not expected to be season-ending.
>expected
Great career
First ballot HOFer
#respect
Holy frick Mariners please buy low on Trout
>It's real
I'm going to throw up bros he was having such a good season.
>using a tweet that used another tweet as a form of verification
Huh
I had it taking at least until June for trout to get hurt but the Angels are ahead of pace this year
I have no idea how it happened, but now it is official, this season is ogre. Hope my anglels draft well
>drafts high school lefty who will blow out his arm in 15 innings
>Jarred Vestergaard
>17 yo pitcher from vallejo grande high school in southern california
>this is a kid we might see 4-5 years from now throw some serious heat in the majors
it's over
Maybe is meniscus. A knee arthroscopy for example. 2-4 weeks.
It is, he tore it.
4-6 weeks probably.
For God's sake
>but a source said it is not expected to be season-ending.
That's just Arte's way of stalling on the "Trout is out for the season" announcement so ticket sales don't plummet
>cubspie seething he's a more annoying fan than berds fans
lol lmao
It's Cubspina now.
Ded
>jomboy
Confirmed to be real
It was the only report I found with a graphic
worst post daily
Mariners will always be garbage
And still we'll support them. Stay mad!
Yesterday was a bad day, any time doyers and stankees win is bad
Rip angles
End me
>mike c**t dead
good riddance, lmao
So that's pretty much a wrap on the Angels season if it wasn't already over, right?
Killing myself
Just be a doyers fan like a regular person
People from Orange County hate LA
Orange County is in LA
>los Angelians hate LA
Checks out
Would I end up banned if I make a gamethread for each game daily?
you might end up being gay
There’s like 10 plus games daily, you’d probably not get banned but you’d be a deemed a massive homosexual by everyone here
if you mean making threads for one specific team then no
Please do, I'd love to see the seethe
You have my support. Frick these zoomers who only want us contained to one thread.
>anal fans rn
How many points did the lakers win by?
Oops, wrong thread
Trout bros…
>You may be able to return to most of your regular activities within a few weeks. But it will be several months before you have complete use of your knee. It may take as long as 6 months before your knee is strong enough for hard physical work or certain sports.
At least Mickey/Adell will get more playing time...right bros?
Professional athletes have access to surgeons, technologies, rehabilitation, and drugs the rest of us don't. That's how NFL players tear ACLs and come back in 6 months for training camp while an olympic skiier takes 15 months to come back from a ACL injury
Trout looks like a strong country boi meth head but is as fragile as a stick
He should have asked for a trade :/ he ain't winning shit in Anaheim
Trout has nothing to be sorry about. He played good and secured the bag. It's time for him to focus on his golf career
Hey new meme dropped.
Everybody save!
>Rendon out
>Trout out
>Ohtani gone
This is the year Angels go 100+ losses and finishes last
Could a team loan a player?
We don't do loans in US sports. That's a European soccer thing
Is it 100% safe to say that Trout won't win a ring if he stays with the Angels?
Yeah I don't see it. I think it's confirmed at this point lol
the issue is that rendon has 3 years left and then Trout probably will be too old
this off season their payroll went down 40 million
So 40+38. Without Rendon they could very realistically spend 78 million in improvements
That would be two starters, a 3b and 2/1b.
It could be a good team then.
They sealed their faith when they signed rendon
I think it's 100% safe to say that the homie has about 3 years of playing baseball left in him and he may as well ride it out on the Angels at this point. Where would he even go? No serious contender would want to take on that contract and give up what the Angels would want for a guy who's only going to play 70 games a year
Trout will DH until he's 42 and hit .240/.350/.490 with 35 bombs for the last 7 years of his career
Trout has been in decline in everything except home runs. With all these injuries and aging, he's going downhill from here. As for winning a ring, nope lol
>fish boy
oh no! anyway.
The Trout/Griffey comps are pretty accurate in hindsight. Both players are rare talents, but their careers never reached what they could have been due to their bodies breaking down once they hit 30.
Griffey had constant hamstring issues. He'd have hit 700 for sure if he stayed healthy
This man is now considered a hero to the entire country. He's a household name in Mexico.
I don't believe you.
I don't care.
Bawear
Waw!
Lets go Os. Looks like we got team umpchads deciding this game.
Padres please stop losing
thank you
Does this mean Rengifo is going to be good now? He was suddenly turned into a great player last year but only after Trout got hurt.
Maybe Angels will get the most powerful burst of Ewing effect of all time
The Yankkes DOUBLE PLAY machine is on FIRE today. Goddammit...
>check the scores
>rockies up by 5 in the first
n-nani?!
Maybe Trout should stop playing CF. Move his ass to one of the corners or make him learn 1B and DH like Harper. He can't be out there running around every day.
Lars Nootbaar sucks
What NPB team should he go to?
Damn the Marlins really suck
>torkelson DH
What if they stopped babying this pussy
They don't want his usual 3 errors after last games embarrassment
Matt manning shall be a real starter
One way to do that is to send him to the minors
The guy had 30 HR last year. He has to get hot but damn it is just rough.
Kurt Gibson talked about it and pretty much said whe. You aren't hitting and you know you can it messes with you so much it starts to leak into your defense... unless you are Baez of course.
Someone should tell meadows and rogers to start dropping some balls then
Hahahaha stinkies.
GiantsBros, so we know today is a W with Logan Webb on the mound but how we feeling but the res of this series? I'm saying we are fricking taking it!
What is the most racist baseball team?
Rangers
rags
The Texas Rangers
mets (against goys)
>bench johan rojas
>put marsh in center field, whit merrifield in left
>start wheeler, nola, or turnbull for 6 innings
>two innings of matt strahm in relief
>hoffman closes in the ninth
Theoretically with the Phillies' current roster, they could put a competitive team on the field for a game where Nick Castellanos is their swarthiest player
Wells bomb!
So I heard yous guys were talkin smack about MY Cubbie bears????
Personally, I'm giving them a chance.
>Cub Style
???
Yeah, you don't wanna know bud.
These are two male bears, btw, very Cubs related
He's looking a little too thin to be a real cubs fan
look at that more annoying and worse fan lol lmao
did we discuss these?
this will be the 4th (fourth) time.
my b i was busy yesterday
Manoah and Skenes both scoreless so far through 4 innings, really good pitching duel
wonder if Manoah's ripples are still protruding through his shirt
He's wearing a cup now
THE BALL
HIS GROIN
IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS
The New York Mets blew an 8 inning no hitter
the new york mets will begin a winning streak today
ITFCB
WORSE
AND
MORE
ANNOYING
lol lmao
my bad
How many games do y'all attend per season?
Zero, it's too expensive
At almost every MLB ballpark you can get weekday game upper level seats for less than $30
It's more paying $15 for a beer and $15 for a hotdog, plus parking and tip add up to make it not worth it
Eat before the game and bring a bottle of water my man. Saves $50 in extortionate concessions prices
Or I can drink and eat at home and save even more
That's why I chose to root for a garbage baseball team.
>$5 upper deck seat
>$7 reserved parking off ticket exchange
>$7 miller high life 12 pack
>$12 polish sausages, buns, mustard
>tailgate like a bum for 4 hours and then see the game with a nice buzz
You can't have prices that good anymore in Biden's America
I just got those off a grocery store website, and I live in a very large blue state metro.
Seattle has value menu concessions. Hot dogs and domestic beer for like $6ea
try to make 4 parks per season, usually 2 while visiting family/friends and 2 new ones. go to a lot more AAA games cuz i'm closest to a AAA team
omw to tmobile now
I live in the Denver area, not a Rockies fan tho. I'll go to several late season games when they're fifteen games out of the hunt and tickets are $8
It's been like 8-12 since I started making full time job money.
two or three. usually expect to go to a bunch until i look at the prices
Wenceeeeel
Was Joe Girardi hated for good reason? Dude has 4 WS wins
RIP. Guess Manoah is coming back whether he's ready or not.
>Find out about Trout news
Trout now has permission to ring chase. You have to be moronic if you think his career hasn't been wasted
Steven Matz is more of a second half pitcher
Anon...
Labor day tomorrow. Lets watch baseball and hockey.
arrest that man
>remember it's a double header for my berds
>checks score
well...at least we hit .500 at some point earlier
find spainspie
Jesus frick I am exhausted...
you missed the game I forgot to wake you up
Manoah lost the pitching duel to Skenes, but he looked solid against Indy. A man can hope, right?
>manure
>manaea
Yankee bros I don’t feel so good
Frick Crawford man.
Is White Sox PBP announcer John Schriffen autistic?
>having a wienereyed cerebral palsy haver announce games wasn't inclusive enough
I like men. go braves
>2 weeks ago say Mike trout will not be mvp
>promise an injury
>get told by delusional homers he and the staff have changed EVERYTHING
>his health is top priority
>he won't get injured and will be a top 3 mvp choice
Wow sometimes being right ain't worth it
Who claimed Trout wouldn't get hurt? He's always hurt. He needs to lose 20lbs, carrying too much bulk to have a 15+ year career
1 guy was guaranteeing it and he had at least one other poor hopeful bastard agreeing. All this shit about a focus on his health and blah blah blah
What Monkey Paw did he wish on?
>but I was told steph curry wasn't a good shooter
The marlins are truly fricking atrocious
Give Berríos some run support I beg
Somehow the Tigers have returned.
How many 8 inchers can she handle at once?
Assad must go
he's the cubs best starting pitcher besides imanaga right now
berdbros we might have another coomback on our hands
HERE WE GO.
I could suck some wiener right about now
>3.90 ERA
>2.23 FIP
>4 IP scoreless tonight
Ragans' luck is turning around
his ERA looks bad mostly because of this one start against the O's
>vagiants losing to Boston
Wtf is going on today
>check berds score
we are so back
That was soul crushing, it's detrover
Yep the whole Bullpen caught the yips at once... be a real good time for Tork to WAKE THE FRICK UO YOU BUST!
>worst hitting team in the league
>Tigers bullpen shits all over themselves
Our pen is really nothing special and will be regressing to average/above average now
BERDS TAKE THE LEAD
WELCOME TO PIZZA DEMENSION YOU ARE IN OUR TRAP NOW! YOUR HUBRIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL!
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
>has win in his name
o frick
Waldron throwin knuckleballs is based
who else does knuckleballs
attaboy canario!
>my team
Losing
>teams i bet on
Losing
>team i turn it to to watch just cause I like their players and my teams toast
Losing
Do I even like this gay sport?
>gambling
Seek help.
No
>4 consecutive starts for Davis Schneider
is it finally happening? is he finally gonna become a regular for the Jays?
>is he finally gonna become a regular for the Jays?
He should have been a regular since Game 1. The only reason he wasn't doing so well before was because of the forced platooning
Kirk putting the entire league on notice by throwing out Bobby Witt Jr. Do not run on Kirk!
>Fat
>plays behind home plate
You can't make this up
>jints
at this point Yaz should be traded to the team his grandpappy played during the "cursed" days
>93 pitches in 3 2/3
Jintsbros...look what they've done to our boy 🙁
Wenceeeel
>there are multiple panamanians in /mlb/
Also
WINCEEL
I
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C
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We're waiting for the Colon-Chiriqui Game 7 to begin
Metrochad here, rooting for Colon for obvious reasons
Just when it was so over. We're so back!
>ass already down by 3
lol
Oh no no no no no.
Atta boy Dean-o
Already Tigerbros... who the frick do we send down because we sure as shit aren't sending Perez back to the Minors.
berdbros how many times, legally, can we just send Alec Burleson to the plate? we can get this game tied up real quick that way
Don't worry we haven't hit the 8th inning yet you guys have tons of time to retake the lead.
I don't think you understand how cold our bats are
I don't think you understand how wacky a Tigers game is yet.
I'm watching, and I'm liking this back and forth. you Tiger fans are fun
Agreed wait until Kenta Maeda takes the mound then we enter into a whole new level of fun.
Also helps we share a mutual disgust of Chicago.
you Tigers fans are alright
I didn't think people still cared about the White Sox enough to hate them.
White Sux?
Hate Shitcago simple as.
Trout needs to relearn how to slide.
He should focus on relearning how to hit first.
BO!
Yeah I'm a Wincel
My Phillies are winning the world series for real this time
>Colon is already up 3-0
So game over basically
>culon
>just now realized that baja is the spanish version of bas
huh
too late
Cocle up 3-2
Cocle?
goddammit I always get two provinces confused because they sound similar
Frick is this? Panamanian championship series?
Yes, it's game 7 of the final series. The Regular season is like 18 games plus 14 extra games for playoff seeding. The final game is live after a Colon come back
in what way do they sound similar?
Maldonado is so fat. How is he a pro athlete?
>baseball
>athlete
pick one
how do i get a job as a replay room glowie
sign up for umpiring school and grind for many years. If Angel Hernandez can get there, so can you!
>arekwabo
Why are the Tigers so fricking SOVL
Minnesota Twinks
I could have scooped that
1) UFC
2) Basketball
3) Football
4) Nascar
5) X-Games
6) Boxing
7) Soccer
8) Powerslap
9) Tennis
GAP<<<
10) Baseball
#1 is actually international banging you're mom competition LOLE
1. MLB
2. UFC/BKFC
3. NFL
4. NCAA football
5. NCAA baseball
6. NCAA basketball
7. NHL
8. Golf majors
9. AFL
10. Soccer
End of list
>watching college sports
I used to have /cfb/ and /cbb/ at 2-3 but both been knocked down a peg due to all the free agency transfer bullshit these days
>bkfc
coworker wont shut the frick up about bare knuckle so i gave it a chance and its not even entertaining. sloppy 45 second fights with no technique. first guy to land wins
>1) UFPee
>2) gaysketball
>3) Gay Football
>4) Gayscar
>5) X-Gaymes
>6) wienersing
>7) Succhim
>8) Powerslapass
>9) Pennis
>
GAPE<<<
>10) Basedball
Wonder what kind of human being posts something like this. Can’t be a good life.
>Wonder what kind of gayman being posts something like this. Can’t be a gayd life.
The Sox just scored because Correa forgot to cover 2nd base on a ground ball to the right side.
can't wait to watch my pirates lose again as I drift off to sleep
mariners will be winning tonight btw
People familiar with the matter have confirmed this.
>no kimbrel
>powerslop
>Gallegos in
well gg tiggers see ya tomorrow
I was about make a post saying nah you got it but... yeah. We'll have fun woth the Maeda posting when he gives up 6 runs in the first inning.
MY orioles (:
Orange Chicken fren! <(^-^)> <3 gg Yankees.
Please fricking help! Logan Webb is our Ace and he got fricking LIT UP today! How did this fricking happen? What the FRICK is going on here!?
(>^-^<)/ #B I R B
Orioles!
METS!
>Tigers bottom of the line up hitter got a base hit
Forgive us Berdbros... we can't control it now...
use us as you must tigers
this sport is so shit that most people are genuinely confused when people say they like it
frfr no cap
Pitch clock changed everything for me, now I can't take my eyes off it.
So the Stankees have finally given up on winning games?
That's good it doesn't suit them.
I'm sure they'll win at least one this series. I hope not because I would love my Os to sweep the stinkies but the Os bullpen is in rough shape. If kimbrel pitches the stankees will get a win for sure.
Probably 1, but then again outside of Volpe, Stanton an Soto it's a large gap of non existing hitters.
>gap
>volpe
>volp
>gape
>indians
you're not allowed to say that
What if you're actually Native American? What're the rules I cant keep up.
we actually prefer the term american indian, ironically
the real fun is when older guys in the tribe call dark skinned hispanics "pale face"
Sadly I can't claim ancestry, dispite my dad being Indian, as is my grandmother. >-<;
meh, there's nothing good about it aside from the free college tuition. 90% of the tribe is just alcoholics who live off government teet and leave trash all over outside their trailers, and then super fricking rich "elders" who spend most of their times in their casino suites
reservations are the most depressing and dysfunctional places in the western world. have to feel for the people born and raised there
I noticed that tbh.. Unfortunately a yuge drug epidemic 😐 also obesity outweighing -sorry, the rest of America. Theres not too many tribes still around in Maryland but they do exist, my family is largely new mexico|arizona though.
>colon
>RISP
>Stinkees
orioles win!
frick juan soto, he deserves a fastball to the face
>trying to showboat while you're losing and you lost yesterday too
frick that gay
does he still grab his junk routinely? or did that fast ball fix from Grienke fix him for good?
yes. he also stares down pitchers for literally no reason like every single one has personally offended him
Thought that was only an astros thing o-o;
Sovl
We're using up all the offense for the next week
We haven't used up everything until Tork hits a homerun.
>catcher goes out to the mound
>crowd boos
is there anything more enjoyable?
gay louis kek
ANOTHER SOVLFILLED TIGERS GAME!
>can't score
>can't prevent runs
we are donezo
Sounds like my poodres that are currently on a 5 losing streak
funny, jays were also on a 5 game losing streak recently
aww rats
My Padyals gonna win soon against blue gays 🙂
tearful mike trout adress press
https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1785439694421192815
Trout legit looked he wanted to cry in that interview. Man I feel so bad for him.
It's the universe punishing him for staying in LA and depriving the world of a generational talent
will the angels just forfeit the season
what went wrong?
now is the time to heal
It's okay Angel bros, my poodres lineup is caca poo poo and will probably be 4th place soon. At least you have a world series ring. Hope Arte sells.
mouse feet and bloomers...lust
grow up you stupid homosexual
detroit's really running away with this
>shitcarlo shiton
something something angel hernandez?
read it again
/r/whoosh
Are the White Sox, dare I say, back?
The White Sox unironically have a player named Men Dick?
How are Cubs fans taking this?
>how are cubs fans taking Men Dick?
what did he mean by this?
His NAME is Danny Mendick.
>D. Men Dick
Holy shit, I want a jersey so bad now
no one google this for verification. i did and all i got was a bunch of images of naked men with big wieners
Did you remember to put white sox as keywords too?
>big
you just telled on yourself
duckduckgo confirmed soft
>mest
>How are Cubs fans taking Men Dick?
Pretty well, actually.
>filename
>signing someone who got DFA'd from the White Sox
Lmao wtf? Why did they sign Jake Marisnick then
soon they'll sign Jose Abreu off waivers
he'll probably do well now that he's not on that team
The cameraman tried finding a hot chick in the ballpark... he didn't succeed...
>BREAKING: In addition to losing Mike Trout for the season, Anthony Rendon has been diagnosed with a season-ending hangnail.
reminder: ohtroony will never pitch again
LMAO?
doubt
looks good to me
I almost forgot about CB bucknor strikezones that shiitake is wild lmao.
It's impossible to win a double header.
Loperfido with bases loaded, no outs, 2-0 count
exciting for newbie
this is his first game
he now has 1/4 the hits as Abreu and twice as many RBIs
I knew a guy that played minor league
He was 350lbs shaped like a fricking meatball from new england he thought he was the shit what a stupid fricking pussy his name was Bruce frick you Bruce you b***h you fat homosexual b***h
My favourite Arte moment was when he vetoed trading Ohtani, traded the farm for shit players, lost said shit players immediately afterwards for free, and then didn't even try to re-sign Ohtani during free agency. 2 mil a year with practically everything deferred 10-20 years from now? Do you think I'm made of money? Rejected!
Funny ass dude.
such is a jobber franchise, dane VPN
I see a certain smug going around owo
Quadrant 2 bros ww@
I wish I knew how to make gifs/webms. After Loperfido got the hit, Dave Clark (first base coach - black) went to fist bump him, and he grabbed his fist and shook it up and down
cubbies awfully quiet
Please have mercy
Mickey Moniak is going to ball the frick out now that he's going to be playing everyday. Just you wait.
>Nolan shartenada
How long is MLB going to allow umps to have direct influence over the game?
Get Frickd Birbs
Fricking Gore hit Adolis with a fastball in the wrist.
good. roid up homosexuals deserve it.
>wasted Trout's prime
>wasted ohtani's prime (will never pitch again)
>wasted Fletchers prime
>is gonna waste a good part of Detmers and Ward's prime
all because they signed rendon...
worst signing of all time
All that is pretty bad but Seattle is up there.. Had not only Ichiro, not only Griffey Sr, but Jr as well.. 0 rings. Now they have a new hotshot in Julio, same old story.
Impressive wastings by da mariners
The Twins' M hats aren't horrible, but there was no reason to add them when they already had the TC hats.
I like the T hat though
I'd blame Rendon's decline on them as well. They took a superstar and made him someone who hates baseball and just wants to go home.
Rendon found new life this season. He was legitimately having fun playing the game again. He supposedly was showing up early for practice and was getting really into it. He really liked working with Ron Washington and sounded genuinely angry that he got hurt again.
Isn't Ward a FA after this season? If he keeps up the pace of being one of the best hitters in the AL then he'll probably just leave.
2027
Oh really wtf?
https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/player/_/id/17641/taylor-ward
gg Royals, see you tomorrow for the rubber match
They're have been like 5 little league mistakes between the Twins and White Sox tonight.
too tired to stay awake for this, ggs tigers it's been fun
>Spentser torkelbum
O'Hoppe
>It makes me sick
>Juan Soto said he stared at Dean Kremer because “he didn’t like the shuffle.”
>“I bet he didn’t like the homer, too.”
lmao what a stupid roided up homosexual. kremer went on to go 7 innings and get the win
Let's talk about that cubs losing streak
M's bros... Are we ready to win?
>not marine and gura
kek there's a bee swarm in dbacks stadium....wtf
Beeutiful, hope nobody gets stung. Bees are awesome ^-^
dbags/doyers game delayed...........because of BEES!
What the frick.
>release the magnetic bees
Seriously, he could have staged it to give the owner more reason to kvetch about renovations
yall stadium don't have janitors?
Hope we get good Castillo today
METS WIN
gg Berds
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
Bug chaser field has a bug infestation
According to cowser he was being hit by bugs during the game, it's been muggy and humid here D:
Castillo no-hitter broken up..
homosexualstillo!
Gg redsox
Cya tomorrow
I've lived in AZ my whole life, never been stung by a bee. AMA
how many wieners have you sucked? asking for a friend...
7
Enough
If you've only ever watched pro baseball, you'd think a popup behind the plate is an easy play. That shit is an impressive catch to make, even at the high school level.
Riley is LOST at the plate
Frick yeah luke raley
Bohm is playing out of his mind
#SaveDaBees
never change, baseball.
never change
How did they only notice that today?
Ninjutsu bees @_@;;
apparently it developed in the span of 20 minutes before the game
bee yourself
If i was a hitter I'd try to foul one into that just to cause chaos in the crowd.
How does the grounds crew let this happen?
It’s a swarm dummy, there’s a queen at the center of it. Can’t really prevent that, it could happen anywhere.
i'm making the new thread, don't none of you homosexual mariner fans try to beat me to it
Sure just make an M's thread
Hustle catch by Raley
Bless you boys!
Detroit is gonna party~
Bless you boys!
Tigers on fire~
Bless you boys!
Get me to the bleachers~
Bless you boys Come on, cheer on~
THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE' MOTOWN~
THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
Rojas!
where is bakespie
The Rock is cooking, hang one up at home Castillo
Freddie Beeman