So why is the maskless white guy called El Phantasmo anyways? I've seen nothing to suggest it was grandfathered in from an older gimmick. What's his deal?
Be Trevor Woodhouse
Crippled
Becky has a restraining order against him
Banned from the PC because of stalking Leva Bates
Offered his bussy up to Finn and was turned down
Failed to present the blackening of his daughter Vicky’s hymen
All he has is spamming slopdown was canceled
Grim outlook on his life
If Vince is secretly still in charge, hes the new tribal chief
he's better than the other two like why even sign them if he's coming over and fatu is coming. bizarre.
They're gonna bring in ELP as Evil Sami too?
That would be so ridiculously based, and I would forgive Haitch for stealing Hikuleo kino from NJPW.
Honorary Uce but instead of a good guy hes a bigger c**t than everyone else in the unit
A Sami ELP feud would easily see WWE overtake AEW in 5 star matches.
>Skinny Canadian who is wacky and does flips
This would actually work
holy shit if they bring elp I'll do yummy wummy cummies
ELP is a wild card. I could see him going WWE, AEW, or staying in NJPW
So why is the maskless white guy called El Phantasmo anyways? I've seen nothing to suggest it was grandfathered in from an older gimmick. What's his deal?
He's wearing a white guy mask
>They're gonna bring in ELP as Evil Sami too?
I hope so
makes sense, since it got cancelled
Be Trevor Woodhouse
Crippled
Becky has a restraining order against him
Banned from the PC because of stalking Leva Bates
Offered his bussy up to Finn and was turned down
Failed to present the blackening of his daughter Vicky’s hymen
All he has is spamming slopdown was canceled
Grim outlook on his life
lose weight b***hbreasts
how many are we at now?
>Raw
Jey
Dakota
>Smackdown
Roman
Solo
Jimmy
Nia Jax
Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa are Tongan, which is essentially the same thing
Jacob Fatu
>Dakota
she's mixed, not samoan, just like the rock
isn't tamina also coconutian?
and does jimmy's squeeze also count as one?
She's 46 and hasn't wrestled in over a year, she's pretty much retired at this point.
Who
HOW MANY FRICKING COCONUT Black folk ARE THERE!?!?!?!?!?!
In addition to the ones currently with WWE there are
Lance Anoa'i
Jacob Fatu
Vanessa Borne
Lei'd Tapa
Lance and Jacob are very likely to become part of the Bloodline.
>Lance Anoa'i
Pure frickin dimes
I don't have anything against him personally I'm just sick of coconuts. If he came with an original character of his own it would be different.
I feel like Hikuleo would get over the most out of the NJPW samoans because he's legitimately huge
>Smackonut
always has been
Thank god I'm a RAWchad