ITT: Players you cultivate a deep irrational hatred for

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea who that is, your pic has like four pixels

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lothar Matthäus
    Christian Karembeu
    Purple haired striker in USA womens team.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Purple haired striker in USA womens team.
      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Purple haired striker in USA womens team
      based as hell

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every single Manure player

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he make Johnny Ausländers seethe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Krautness in his eyes. The determination. Die Sturm und Drang. Die Kämpfgeist. Basically what every one else lacks in the rest of the world, including us. No Dutch player ever had that stare that he has, maybe only for a bit when we played the Germans in the 70, 80, 90s. It's the Kraut-stare.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have always thought—since before 1914—that Germany exhibited the symptoms in a particularly severe, acute form of universal perversion, and that it had even left the incubation period far behind—for the reason, no doubt, that it offered less resistance to evil. Germany is a failed Christianity, I mean, more failed than the others, an abnormal Christianity. I have never bought into that about good Germany, about good Germanys, but neither do I have the slightest desire to be deceived by a modern world that feigns surprise and scandal before a people whose perversion, which it has rather favored than helped to contain, for At least while he thought he could profit. Nothing will prevent me from saying that Germany is not the sin of Europe, but that of the entire modern world, the sin of a world so deeply corrupted that peoples are corrupted in it one after another, and that the last service rendered by the German people to the old civilization that once had honored, is to show each nation as in a monstrous mirror, the image of what it perhaps already is without knowing it, of what it will surely be tomorrow.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are describing something based. Frick Christianity.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *dips bedora* :DDDDDDDDDD

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            DAE atheism?!?!?1?!?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oof, time to take those meds again Diego.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny, because Germany is actually the complete opposite. Germany has always been the lesser evil in Europe. I once used to hate Germany, because they invaded us and bombed us into shit, but then I figured out why and now I believe that it's completely justified. They never invaded Germanic countries who were truly neutral, except ours. That's not a coincidence.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I became a hecking nationalist so now I like it that my country got bombed
            Cross the border moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kanker mof dat je bent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          goddammit alberto

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    xavi simons, the ultimate mutt

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan Henderson, Virgil Van Dijk, Phil Foden, Harry Kane

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate lukaku, pogba and depay, basically this weird new class of Black-european player that think they are black americans and do cringe shit like emulate black american accents in interviews, release rap songs, deck themselves out in gaudy israeliteelry, spend the whole summer posting themselves LARPing in america, all whilst being absolute useless shitters on the pitch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good picks and valid point, i can't stand lukaku

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only some of these are irrational but just briefly

    Thomas Mueller
    Marcus Rashford
    Paul Pogba
    Antoine Griezmann
    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Louis van Gaal
    Raphael van der Fart
    All the c**ts on ESPN FC, especially that latin american fricker
    Eamon Dunphy
    Mark Lawrenson
    Robbie Savage
    Jordi Alba
    The 1982 Germany team
    Romelu Lukaku
    Dejan Lovren
    Alexi Lalas
    Giorgio Chiellini
    Leonardo Bonucci
    Michael Owen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hating Muller Ronaldo Lovren Chiellini and Bonucci
      you sound like a massive homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          alright i might understand where this is coming from but Chiellini and Muller are impossible to hate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Chiellini seems like an arrogant prick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Giorgio Chiellini
      >Leonardo Bonucci
      doesn't sound irrational at all given the flag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        alright i might understand where this is coming from but Chiellini and Muller are impossible to hate

        Not even bothered about Chiellini's performance against England. I knew he was a c**t from when he went on television after Juve knocked out Spurs, with whom he had no history whatsoever, and called them a shit club with a shit history. I don't even support Spurs, I just can't comprehend being such a sore winner. Bonucci screaming into the camera to eat more pasta after Italy beat England didn't even make me hate him per se, I just thought he was a bit slow in the head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hating Eamon Dunphy
      Is that you Rod Liddle?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    True.
    Depay off the pitch is a huge cringe.
    Basically your Dutch F1 Hamilton

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you picked the only German player who didn't score against you

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Irish player who becomes a commentator when they retire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      except that man who always with drury
      he's cool

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gareth Southgate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really?
      We would let you have your way with his daughter..

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kimmich or Neuer

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Van Dijk
    Robertson
    Henderson
    Fabinho
    Salah
    Harvey Elliott
    Trent
    Jota
    Rashford
    Sancho
    Bruno Fernandes
    McTominay
    Mings
    Emi Martinez
    Saka
    Smith Rowe
    Ben White
    Tierney
    Courtois
    Di Maria
    Hojbjerg
    Kingsley Coman
    Callum Wilson
    Mason Mount
    Ivan Toney
    Calvert Lewin
    Toni Kroos
    Pique
    Gavi
    Mats Hummels
    Youri Tielemens
    Goretzka
    Azpilecueta
    Laporte
    Ederson
    De Paul
    Koke
    Vrsaljko
    Vertonghen
    Jerome Boateng

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are mentally ill

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kroos for being a wannabe Bernd Schuster.
    We get it, we should appreciate you putting us to sleep with your play

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gabriel fricking Jesus. I want to punch his face so fricking badly. He just annoys me whenever I see him. He's got such a stupid mong face.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Used to hate Djokovic but since he got hated so much by the westoids I only tolerate him during the final matches.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Mexican Player

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any women's player. Quit larping as athletes, get back in the kitchen, do our laundry and have our babies you dumb sweaty c**ts.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are we including ex-players and managers?

    >Modric
    >Bale
    >Nerman
    >Rio Ferdinand
    >Southgate
    >Pogba
    >RVP
    >Jordan Henderson
    >Gullit
    >Richarlison
    >Trashford
    >Greenwood
    >Vinicius Jr
    >Alexander-Arnold
    >John Terry
    >Michael Owen

    I could continue but shan't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Hating my man Bayol
      You’re literally the scum of earth and I don’t want to have anything to do with you.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My Player was already mentioned so I will instead say who people will hate in the future. GNONTO. Goes down at the easiest touch. Most Italian player currently

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Irrationally? This guy.
    I hate some others but in a completely rational manner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to curb stomp this fricking c**t

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every single dike c**t that played for the german women's national team.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was Ronaldo but them he TSUUUd so hard it exposed Messi

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed with OP’s pic. But I literally challenge you post a more punchable face than this mf

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every single English player

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of my hatred is completely rational.

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