they are down (or up depending on your interpretation of the KWABOTY) because after last night they now made it official that they are scamming Tony out of his money
Tony is the back to back, pound 4 pound champ. Vince gassed out too early. He went for one super punch but then acted like that's all it took to be the undisputed b***h.
Phil manhandling Jungle Boy and AEW conceding that Phil is their biggest draw by focusing a whole angle around him after he left the company is enough to make him unKWABbed for now.
He is so far the worst NJPW champion in the history of the company. NJPW was always indie trash and was never a draw, but Jon being a jester himself with his edgy "I am the fricking death reaper mega fricking omega fricking killer, I watched all fricking seasons of fricking Naruto and can cast fricking epic ninja moves <Death Jitsu!!!!!!!!!!!>" cringe and having the worst matches in the belts history is reason enough to be ranked.
Wouldnt rank him #4 tho. NJPW was always small time for small time players, but him being the lowest of their ilk so far is just peak bottom tier KWAB
>Vince
-confirmed to be a degenerate, altho we knew that
-lost his company he owned for (almost?) half a century
+was already in retiring age anyway, might actually die this year
+got 2 billion USD out of the whole ordeal.
>Tony
-cant book an emotional story, everything he does requires knowledge of the dirtsheets or depends on spreadsheet statistics
-AEW loses viewers week after week, arenas are getting smaller and PPVs sell even less tickets.
-AEW is a money pit, with his last 3 major signings doing him no favors
-Tony cant contain his pettiness, either by being salty on twatter or spending valuable TV time to showcase Punk lives rentfree inside his head
-He failed to put anyone effectively over, almost everyone who enters AEW comes out worse or stagnates
-has all the wrestling journalists in his pockets but still cant escape the midcard of wrestling promotions
+Has way too much money, so maybe he doesnt care that he isnt profitable
Would switch Young Bucks with Moxley, but otherwise its fine
they are down (or up depending on your interpretation of the KWABOTY) because after last night they now made it official that they are scamming Tony out of his money
>They are scamming Tony out of his money
Majority of roster is
still vince
dont care still vince
Every week, Tony locks in #1 with another failure. 600k for a piledriver? KWAB
It's still Vince, why are you cultists so obsessed with worshipping and bending over for him?
>NJPW not in the top 5
Tony made them put their world title on Moxley.
back to being Vince
>Tony Kwab #1
this is definitely accurate especially after he lied to fans about becoming an on screen character
vince might be a shiteating cuckold but tony is putting up a really good fight
Tony is the back to back, pound 4 pound champ. Vince gassed out too early. He went for one super punch but then acted like that's all it took to be the undisputed b***h.
3x KWABOTY Winner has a nice ring to it. Tony Khan is number 1 with a bullet right now!
AEW Titan here yeah I'm afraid to say Tony is in the lead for kwaboty '24
NOPE.
Then
Now
Forever
Still Vince
Sorry but Tony KWABOTY is winning this year again
THE
REIGNING
DEFENDING
UNDISPUTED
KEK WHAT b***h OF THE YEAR
TONY R KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
its really not THAT funny
You have to have the context of AEW fans acting like annoying homosexuals for over a week and the crying and coping they'll do over this.
Why isn't Punk in the top 5 anymore? Didn't Cora break up with him?
pretty sure Punk unKWABed himself. Same as HHH.
Phil manhandling Jungle Boy and AEW conceding that Phil is their biggest draw by focusing a whole angle around him after he left the company is enough to make him unKWABbed for now.
Punk got his heat back when he mindbroke Tony with the Helwani interview.
Tony fight back to recuperate the throne. Absolute KWABOTY 24
it was a magical few days with that AI program before it got censored to hell
What did Moxley do to supplant the Young Cucks?
QRD?
He killed NJPW
sounds like a NJPW kwab to me
He is so far the worst NJPW champion in the history of the company. NJPW was always indie trash and was never a draw, but Jon being a jester himself with his edgy "I am the fricking death reaper mega fricking omega fricking killer, I watched all fricking seasons of fricking Naruto and can cast fricking epic ninja moves <Death Jitsu!!!!!!!!!!!>" cringe and having the worst matches in the belts history is reason enough to be ranked.
Wouldnt rank him #4 tho. NJPW was always small time for small time players, but him being the lowest of their ilk so far is just peak bottom tier KWAB
Young Bucks number 2
NJPW deserves to be 3 over AEW by getting pimped out for the world to see
He actually fricking did it. It’s actually impressive in a way
KWAB
E-drone cope bunker general. Let it all out, guys.
>Vince
-confirmed to be a degenerate, altho we knew that
-lost his company he owned for (almost?) half a century
+was already in retiring age anyway, might actually die this year
+got 2 billion USD out of the whole ordeal.
>Tony
-cant book an emotional story, everything he does requires knowledge of the dirtsheets or depends on spreadsheet statistics
-AEW loses viewers week after week, arenas are getting smaller and PPVs sell even less tickets.
-AEW is a money pit, with his last 3 major signings doing him no favors
-Tony cant contain his pettiness, either by being salty on twatter or spending valuable TV time to showcase Punk lives rentfree inside his head
-He failed to put anyone effectively over, almost everyone who enters AEW comes out worse or stagnates
-has all the wrestling journalists in his pockets but still cant escape the midcard of wrestling promotions
+Has way too much money, so maybe he doesnt care that he isnt profitable