>anon tossing and turning in his covers, can't sleep through the night >nein... please nein... >images of Grealish and Maddison pointing at him in a club and laughing, hot girls all around, they're pointing and laughing too >nein... please... I am simple strudel baker... >Foden walks over in a parka and headbutts him >anon wakes up >he's pissed himself again
Go to bed you unemployed english bum. The only one pissing himself is you.
1 year ago
Anonymous
pissing myself laughing at your obsession
1 year ago
Anonymous
>the truth about his pathetic nation keeps this english shill from going to bed, to the point where he pisses himself
lol
1 year ago
Anonymous
>alarm goes off in the middle of the night >groggy, half asleep, anon forces himself to wake up >he reaches for his phone, wishes he didn't have to, but he had no choice, this was his entire life >must... obsess... about England...
1 year ago
Anonymous
>be german >wake up in the middle of the night >post Englel bait thread
>someone posts the truth about little pathetic England >an alarm goes off in Kalkhutta >indian shill administrator wakes up his indian shill farm in Leicester >seethe about the eternal Kraut >all they can think about is how can we make him go away, so we can sleep until our next shift.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You getting me very good here mr hans
1 year ago
Anonymous
For max seethe, use Andy Moller chicken strut.jpg
1 year ago
Anonymous
Indeed >Southgate the eternal loser misses >Möller scores >England cries
Never gets old
?t=772
1 year ago
Anonymous
The Chad Möller
vs
The Virgin Southgate
1 year ago
Anonymous
Rekt
1 year ago
Anonymous
>has to bring a different c**t to mock england
pathetic just take the L lad, you are just embarrassing yourself
1 year ago
Anonymous
kek. I made the administrator having to step in himself
[...] >someone posts the truth about little pathetic England >an alarm goes off in Kalkhutta >indian shill administrator wakes up his indian shill farm in Leicester >seethe about the eternal Kraut >all they can think about is how can we make him go away, so we can sleep until our next shift.
kek I tell you what, reply to every post ITT and I'll screenshot the (you)s so you can see which are me
and then you can stop bugging out maybe
1 year ago
Anonymous
Like I give a frick. have a nice day, piece of shit. Are you expecting me to beleive there are dozens of english awake at almost 4 AM in the morning sperging out about a harmless thread like this? With some argentinian (?) having a metldown thrown on top of it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
you think that's bad? We're paying a German guy to sperg out in this very thread
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Are you expecting me to beleive there are dozens of english awake
Hans the thread only has 17 IPs, it's me and two other guys watching you have an episode
1 year ago
Anonymous
>17 IPs is three guys
I know curry shitter, thats the point
>exposed >shillfarms
lmao what the frick are you on about? What would anybody gain from paying people to shitpost with a silly German? You're mental pal. I like it though
I dont get this. England posters claim there is a rivalry between them and Germany, German poster makes thread about England and they accuse him of being Turkish. So there is a rivalry or not?
>they accuse him of being Turkish
wait what?
German anon is going crazy because he thinks it's impossible multiple people aware awake at this hour in England. As to why he thinks that, I don't know >rivalry
not outside of front pages on boomer newspapers
impressive consistency if you remove the garbage of 2010 and 14 (and ignore DNQ 1994)
Yep, the jury is back and they've delivered the verdict: England are a big football nation.
No world cups or continental titles?
I wonder which small country is this.
this germ has been making seethe threads at england all evening lol
I woke up an hour ago, shizo
>anon tossing and turning in his covers, can't sleep through the night
>nein... please nein...
>images of Grealish and Maddison pointing at him in a club and laughing, hot girls all around, they're pointing and laughing too
>nein... please... I am simple strudel baker...
>Foden walks over in a parka and headbutts him
>anon wakes up
>he's pissed himself again
Go to bed you unemployed english bum. The only one pissing himself is you.
pissing myself laughing at your obsession
>the truth about his pathetic nation keeps this english shill from going to bed, to the point where he pisses himself
lol
>alarm goes off in the middle of the night
>groggy, half asleep, anon forces himself to wake up
>he reaches for his phone, wishes he didn't have to, but he had no choice, this was his entire life
>must... obsess... about England...
>someone posts the truth about little pathetic England
>an alarm goes off in Kalkhutta
>indian shill administrator wakes up his indian shill farm in Leicester
>seethe about the eternal Kraut
>all they can think about is how can we make him go away, so we can sleep until our next shift.
You getting me very good here mr hans
For max seethe, use Andy Moller chicken strut.jpg
Indeed
>Southgate the eternal loser misses
>Möller scores
>England cries
Never gets old
?t=772
The Chad Möller
vs
The Virgin Southgate
Rekt
>has to bring a different c**t to mock england
pathetic just take the L lad, you are just embarrassing yourself
kek. I made the administrator having to step in himself
>samegayging himself
jej
How many VPNS do you have, to samegay yourself, you curry shitter?
based
Based
You can stop using different VPNs now, curry shitter
>hot girls all around
>england
lmao
he's clearly in Germany, moron.
but why are Grealish, Maddison and Foden there then?
You're (the German) the one dreaming it. So it's in Germany, moron.
I'm enjoying these, please keep going
>nein please… I am a simple Strudel baker
lmao
Lel
lpl
OOOF critical damage
heh
>>nein... please... I am simple strudel baker...
giwtwm
>nein... please... I am simple strudel baker...
Top lel
German humor could never
german humor thread?
Goddamnit anon you really captured german autism with that one
not funny at all
I don't get it
>I am simple strudel baker
absolutely btfo
It's the seething germanoid replies that do it for me.
Good morning sir
>be german
>wake up in the middle of the night
>post Englel bait thread
>shizo
>couldnt qualify for the GWCOAT
sad!
The weird thing is 95% of English posters are asleep now, it's American hours, so he's not even doing it for (You)s
He's collecting plenty of anglo yous though.
At 4am in the morning. Do you anglos really have shillfarms on fricking 4chin?? Holy Kek.
Of course they do. Half the ~~*EPL*~~ shlling with useless threads is done by them.
Truth hurts, curry shitter.
kek least schizophrenic German
I work nights. But do I work hard... Or hardly work? 😉
They're mostly me. I'm bored and drinking a cider to get to sleep
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/GascoineCrying.jpg/
What a legend
OH NO OH NO NO NO
I really activated an entire shill farm. English are the most pathetic fricks on planet earth
>I really activated an entire shill farm. English are the most pathetic fricks on planet earth
>An argie defending a brit
kek
>thinking thats an argentinian
The english have an entire shillfarm on this board.. Absolutely pathetic nation
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/122442482/#122442682 >>>>>>>>>>> https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/wl80_WdHFA08Ax6DTFrEJQ/
Nice VPN muttoid
Are you malfunctioning, you indian curry shitter?
HAHAHAHAHA!
Your point? Do you have any, you little shll frick?
You've been rumbled Tyler
What the frick? Now I am ameican? You shills, really are absolutely pathetic.
mindbroken
By what logic would an "argentinian" defend England? Did you accidently choose the wrong VPN, you indian frick?
>el argentino traidor
>By what logic would an "argentinian" defend England? Did you accidently choose the wrong VPN, you indian frick?
The lads are ready
I thought Nigeria didn't qualify?
Also that obnoxious but obvious Emma Raducanu shilling
Ingerland
And there he is. Same shillfarm. Exposed
ING GER LAND
kek I tell you what, reply to every post ITT and I'll screenshot the (you)s so you can see which are me
and then you can stop bugging out maybe
Like I give a frick. have a nice day, piece of shit. Are you expecting me to beleive there are dozens of english awake at almost 4 AM in the morning sperging out about a harmless thread like this? With some argentinian (?) having a metldown thrown on top of it.
you think that's bad? We're paying a German guy to sperg out in this very thread
>Are you expecting me to beleive there are dozens of english awake
Hans the thread only has 17 IPs, it's me and two other guys watching you have an episode
>17 IPs is three guys
I know curry shitter, thats the point
let my cat soothe your paranoid mind Hans
>Claims the thread is only three different guys
>Calls others paranoid
Did you sniff your curry, today?
new anon here, just eating a curry pot noodle, which my cat is very interested in!
do you feel better hans? du spinnst!
See, if you were really "new". How would you know if what I claim is true? Lurk more.
lel that wasn't me mate
>when you write a cheeky greentext and anon has a meltdown
I'm sorry I didn't mean it
Then maybe you should read first, what I am responding to, curry shitter
Love Gazza
Love ingerland
Love the germs
Simple as
Nacht nacht Helmut
I'm unironically watching the Expendables 3. Frasier Crane getting dragged away from Antonio Banderas by John Rambo, absurd
Sounds nice, I'm currently at work at a bot farm in Delhi- frick I mean I was playing Fifa
bloody basterd dog
18 now u b***h ass homosexual
Emma sex
>german having a meltdown at 4am schizo ranting about indian bot farms
outrageously bizarre thread
I really get you shillfarm fricks exposed. Again and again.
>exposed
>shillfarms
lmao what the frick are you on about? What would anybody gain from paying people to shitpost with a silly German? You're mental pal. I like it though
You dumb streetshitter… pick a different flag next time you make it way too obvious, hope they aren’t paying you too much because you suck at it
Just take the L mehmet
You never gets this same reaction with other nations. Its only ever with England or the EPL. And this time literally in the middle of the night.
new anon here, just taking a break from playing FIFA on one screen and watching the Expendables on another to say hey
my cat is welsh so gonna be big bants when eng vs wal is on!!
>strudel bakers HATE him
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haha stupid German doesn't even [normal activity] what a right weirdo
[P.S. management are very happy with the job you're doing, keep it up]
>haha stupid German doesn't even brush his teeth what a right weirdo
Good morning sirs
all me
You don't get to take credit for my beer-fueled shitpost, Raj
England should worry about the fact they've never beaten the US in the World Cup before going at Germany
why
I dont get this. England posters claim there is a rivalry between them and Germany, German poster makes thread about England and they accuse him of being Turkish. So there is a rivalry or not?
>they accuse him of being Turkish
wait what?
German anon is going crazy because he thinks it's impossible multiple people aware awake at this hour in England. As to why he thinks that, I don't know
>rivalry
not outside of front pages on boomer newspapers
One of you litterally said it first:
yes. Both are true, anon.
Pooh Deal pls
They are all indian curry shillfarm shitters. Its litterally in the midle of the night in England
we like curry and really dont care the PM has indian heritage. these arent insults to us not sure why you insist they are!
>we like curry and really dont care the PM has indian heritage. these arent insults to us not sure why you insist they are!
>unlimited jobs for engineers
Frick Hindi, I need that info in ebonics
Uhhh, elite sirs, this can't be right?!
wtf happened to sweden?
> Sweden in the same tier as the Faroe Islands
this shit has been going on for 2 hours
>It's almost 6 AM in europe and they're still up
Uhh.....
>makes the Queen smile
are you rotating between every thread on this board ABE posting because you were rattled so hard ITT?
The only one rattled seems to be you, curry shitter
>1994: Did not qualify
I didn't think the English would avoid playing at yank soil
And noone missed these obnoxious c**ts. Almost like Brexit
That any Kraut can even dream of posting ITT after being unequivocally BTFO is pure masochism.
impressive consistency if you remove the garbage of 2010 and 14 (and ignore DNQ 1994)
Yep, the jury is back and they've delivered the verdict: England are a big football nation.
>he thinks this is a German
It's 190cm Master Race on his VPN. You can tell by the Emma Raducanu seethe.
Good thread lads, keep it up
>.
Duuuuude