MMA matches should start with both fighters wearing full street clothing
i.e. t-shirt, jeans with belt, and laced sneakers
You can take your clothes off if you want, but only after the match has begun
What do you think?
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I think you’re an autistic moron
but enough about you
Youre just being a no you baby. Answer him calling you out, b***h. Are you autistic moron like he says you are?
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I think youd die from getting a boot to the head or everyone would pull the shirt over your head and beat you until youd take it off. Youd also get choked with your own shirts.
thats moronic
>anon wants to watch men strip before they wrestle eachother
Ok, gaylord
>use belt as a whip for long-distance attack
>try to wrap the shirt around the other guy's face t blind him
>throw shoes, then sprint and attack sneakily
???
This.
I'm tired of all the Joe Rogan moronation where people look at what works in MMA to make up their mind about what works in a real fight.
An actual *ultimate* fighting championship would have the fighters get into the octagon and be randomly assigned a style of clothing, weapons, terrain, shit laying on the ground, a number of friends (of varying degrees of fighting ability) that may or may not join you, women screeching at you to stop, ability to run and hide somewhere only to come back with a pipe to hit the guy in the back of the head, cops arresting you if they see you, etc.
Weight classes would obviously be eliminated as well.
Those are all important variables that can make or break a fight, and MMA competitions remove all of them (plus many more), so you cannot possibly say that they're in any way representative of what would happen in a real fight.
Do it like described above and let's see how many of you homosexuals keep repeating the same "99% of fights end up on the ground" bullshit.
Damn bro, you’re an even more of an autistic moron than OP is. Congrats.
Frick yeah I am autistic. It gives me the ability to see through bullshit and reach the truth, unlike you morons who can't even argue back and have to resort to empty insults.
You know I'm right. You're just not man enough to admit it.
>you’re just not man enough to admit it
You’re too much of a moron to understand that what you’re describing isn’t feasible to conduct and isn’t actually a good format for competition since the winner would be completely random based on what advantages/disadvantages they get at the start. You’re also too much of a b***h to actually fight someone on equal terms which is why you have autistic power fantasies in the first place.
>since the winner would be completely random based on what advantages/disadvantages they get at the start
Exactly like real life.
>muh street fights
I should be allowed to bring a car to a marathon because in “real life” that would make me faster than those moronic foot racers.
You're almost certainly not going to find yourself being forced to race against a car, so training to be effective against a car is pointless.
When it comes to fighting, however, if you want to learn a martial art for self defense in case you have to fight IRL, you can't look at MMA to know what works on the street.
Exactly.
If you want a competition that's representative of real street fights you have to introduce all the other elements of street fights, as explained here
I am 1000‰ serious.
>1000‰
You need to be more autistic then me not to understand that the fella autist's moronic idea just was a satire on op
You haven’t spoken to enough RBSD tards if you think that’s not a real thing real people would believe
remember those women are all equipped with 3 inch knives they may use to end a fight if its too gay to continue regarding ground wrestling.
There's nothing beneficial about keeping or taking off clothes if you are proficient in fighting in them, KTS types either fight in shorts, jogging wear and so on doesn't seem to change the flow of the combat at all from UFC shitter types, all that matters is that you don't have extra hair to grip.
Bullshido and its consequences.
MMA is not about da streetz. Only anxious suburbanites and small town english hooligans care about street fights. It's a fight sport that is supposed to be fun to watch first and foremost. I can watch morons brawl in parking lots on world star.
>that is supposed to be fun to watch first and foremost
The wall and ground humping/stalling that is endemic of MMA is not and has never been fun to watch. Not even to someone who understands and appreciates good wrestling/grappling.
Sounds really fricking moronic.