My 45 yr mom (who has been decently fit all her life) started taking kick-boxing lessons since March this year, and yesterday when I challenged her during a playfight, she managed to deal quite a few punches and roundhouse kicks that I simply couldn't block. Had this been a real fight where she would've hit harder, I could've gotten a broken jaw or nose, some facial injury like a black eye or even a concussion etc. I'm still mind broken by the fact that my mom is now faster, braver and better at hand-to-hand combat than me.
She made me chicken parm right after though.
lmaoo imagine getting beat up by your own mom stupid frogposter
She didn't technically 'beat' me up homosexual.
>make a thread about how your mom can beat your ass
>call people that laugh at you a homosexual
Lol. Lmao
Won't have to 'imagine' cuz just cuz she's very good at kick-boxing does not mean she will 'beat' me, unlike your parents homosexual.
Ain't gonna work famalam
>just because my mom is “braver faster and better at hand to hand combat” doesn’t mean she could beat me…right?
>My mum fought me and if she didn't hold back, I would have ended up with a broken nose or jaw, black eye, or concussion
>She didn't beat me up tho
LMAO
Could you prove that?
Post s pic of her
Did she power-frick you while calling you her special little boy?
Frick off gay homosexual pussy and shut up
Come on anon, imagine your varbie mommy putting you in the amazon position against your will while telling you that you're her young little man and that she knows best to what men really want.
Do you want sympathy or something? Wrong site pussy
Why would you post this lol, do you have a humiliation fetish?
how are you this weak lol, let me see your mom try this on me I'd make you a little brother in no time
imagine getting your ass kicked by your mom, you're a fricking loser OP. honestly, I'm just chuckling at the thought that your weak-ass got your ass handed to you by your fitness kickboxing mom.
Don't feel bad anon! Your story made me hard!
If it had been a real fight, then any punch or kick from you that she managed to block would still temporarily disable or break her blocking limbs. If it was a real fight, you'd be tanked up on adrenaline and barely even notice a broken nose, and you'd be on top of her battering and mauling her. Playfighting, sparring, and sporting fights are not and will never be reflective of actual fighting and no amount of kickboxing training will enable a middle aged woman to defeat a man who is trying to kill her.
So why was posting this you reaction to being emasculated instead of just joining kickboxing why are you such a pussy?
getting real tired of these "le girl beat me up" fetish in disguise threads.
excited for the follow up story about how she pegged you