You must be from israelite York. If you hate Jersey so much, do us all a favor and go to your own fricking beaches this summer and stop shitting up the Parkway.
We dig holes on their beaches all day, run around with our shiny pale skin and expect everyone to speak german or english in their country, and you think they will cheer for us. For gods sake they hate us krautbro!
Serious question krautbro: what IS it with Germans and digging holes on the beach? Are you guys really that unable to relax that you must constantly work even when you're not working? Shit, all those tractor and train simulator games make a lot more sense now.
You don't understand the level of dedication one nationality has to do this on such a wide scale though. Instead if it being jusy something to do, it's almost a requirement for them.
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You would think they'd be more into building sand castles
I seriously have no idea why. Your theory might be spot on. All i know is that its a shit ton of fun to dig holes. We even dig holes then lay ourselves in it and we fill them up again so just your head looks out. I didnt even know till a couple of years ago that all of these autistic beach activities is just us doing it.
I believe that German national regret at not having more thoroughly entrenched Italian beaches to prevent the Allied amphibious invasion is what causes the hole-digging behavior
I will only cheer for our latin bros (spain and portugal)
Based and olive oil pilled
And Wales
what about France?
>not Argentina
<3<3<3<3<3
Please cheer for the great state of New Jersey.
The only thing NJ is great at is having shitholes as major cities
You must be from israelite York. If you hate Jersey so much, do us all a favor and go to your own fricking beaches this summer and stop shitting up the Parkway.
aya luigi I a make a the pizza pasta pie
Dont cheer for us
top kek never, only if you're in the final against francafrique.
We dig holes on their beaches all day, run around with our shiny pale skin and expect everyone to speak german or english in their country, and you think they will cheer for us. For gods sake they hate us krautbro!
You do that with us as well.
You do speak a german dialect though
Probably not as bad as within the pastabros territory.
Serious question krautbro: what IS it with Germans and digging holes on the beach? Are you guys really that unable to relax that you must constantly work even when you're not working? Shit, all those tractor and train simulator games make a lot more sense now.
We will never tell you.
What about socks and sandals
Isn't the desire to dig a giant hole on the beach a universal thing?
Yeah but most non-Germans aren't too autistic to resist it
You don't understand the level of dedication one nationality has to do this on such a wide scale though. Instead if it being jusy something to do, it's almost a requirement for them.
You would think they'd be more into building sand castles
I seriously have no idea why. Your theory might be spot on. All i know is that its a shit ton of fun to dig holes. We even dig holes then lay ourselves in it and we fill them up again so just your head looks out. I didnt even know till a couple of years ago that all of these autistic beach activities is just us doing it.
>4WC each
it's a no for me dawg
I will only cheer for the Hexa
They would never
And I would never want them too tbh
We cheered for them in the Euros they should return the favor
everyone who isn't englel cheered for them in the euros
Sorry, theyre already cheering for me
*firmly grabs Italy by the waist and pulls them close to me*
expecting the biggest traitors in history to cheer for you?
that's how betraying works generally yes
i will cheer for nobody but i would be happy for you if you won the WC
in my experience
north italians will cheer for germany
and south italians will cheer for spain and/or for portugal
>north italians will cheer for germany
absolutely not lol
Wasn't North Italy part of the Holy Roman Empire during the Habsburg era?
No we are in perfect balance now with 4 cups each so i will cheer to keep it that way VAMOS BRAZIL.
German on erasmus in rome Right now, i will! 🙂
Germany winning would be pretty cool
I believe that German national regret at not having more thoroughly entrenched Italian beaches to prevent the Allied amphibious invasion is what causes the hole-digging behavior
half-italian here and I hope Germany wins DER FÜNFTE