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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr it's coming home

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you just show the scores of the last 4 USA vs Mexico games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Mexico USA's b***h now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          all the good Mexicans crossed the border

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico's theme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they want California back, I'm ok with that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If they want California back, I'm ok with that.
        Why? So they can get good at the Olympics and getting a 100% chance of going past the round of 16 in future World Cups?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if americans cared about soccer.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Uruguay? More like Ur a gay
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  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me how we played?
    TV homosexuals couldn't agree on the match price and so they just didn't broadcasted it.
    I saw on an app the we mostly use a B team, but I'm still curious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Back and forth for periods but boring. We had a few chances in the first half, but not a lot in the 2nd. Nunez had a chance in extra time to win but he squared it to Cavani who put it wide. Also some drama because your coach used 7 subs lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >used 7 subs lmao
        fricking based, the mummy wouldn't even use one

        Uruguay played the exact same as with Mexico but Maxi Gomez and Gorriaran couldn't score and Darwin Nuñez is a pecho frio who never shot on goal even tho he was right in front of it but decided to give the pass instead.

        The defense was much more shaked than with Mexico but it makes sense when you field la momia Godin, and Caceres

        >you field la momia Godin, and Caceres
        Jesus fricking Christ, if Alfonso doesn't grow the balls the sack them, those idiots will costs us the WC

        Good first half, bad second half until valverde, cavani and vecino came in, failed many clear chances , darwin has an iceberg in his ches when he is playing for uruguay.
        Defensively it was obvious this B team had barely trined together

        >darwin has an iceberg in his ches when he is playing for uruguay
        pls no, if he flops we are stuck with Suarez 🙁

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Darwin looked very dangerous so many times

          Imo it looks like he is scared to frick up so he looks to lay off the responsibility or overthinks idk. He looked amazing until it came time to score or assist if that makes sense

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If is just that then I can only pray he grows out of it before the WC

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only USA player to truly trouble Valverde, and Vecino after they came on was Yunus Musah. He looks to be elite for USA on midfield (plays as 8), but Valencia only play him as winger not sure why. Uruguay has good deep team, thank you for not murdering our kids on field

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uruguay played the exact same as with Mexico but Maxi Gomez and Gorriaran couldn't score and Darwin Nuñez is a pecho frio who never shot on goal even tho he was right in front of it but decided to give the pass instead.

      The defense was much more shaked than with Mexico but it makes sense when you field la momia Godin, and Caceres

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was because USA press is wayyy better than mexico slow press. USA press really gave all of Uruguay issues for long time in 1h

        Wish we could've saw real A team for both sides, I think Uruguay wins but close fun game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that was because Uruguay only played 5 starters on the match until the 67' minute everyone was saying Uruguay was going to loose because they fielded an absolute shit lineup

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good first half, bad second half until valverde, cavani and vecino came in, failed many clear chances , darwin has an iceberg in his ches when he is playing for uruguay.
      Defensively it was obvious this B team had barely trined together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uruguay didn't play A team really until 60th min

      USA played a 3rd string backline and goalie

      Uruguay played well first 10 min, had good chance

      USA started to press and gave Uruguay lots of trouble for about 30 min, USA had a few really good chances to score

      Uruguay played solid to end half, was back and forth

      USA subbed out Weah for MLS player and Mckennie for Aaronson

      Was back and forth both teams couldn't make shit

      Uruguay sub best players on around 60th min, get quick chance, but sort does worse for about 20 min

      Then last 10 min they come alive, have good chances, USA had some good offense play, but Uruguay finished the game with by far the best chance of the game and Cavani shanked it, but Darwin should've shot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Valverde, Cavani, and Pellistri entered around the 65-70 minute, the match was already done by then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, only Pellistri

          Also why so pressed about a few min, when played vs USA 3rd string defense whole game?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why is that central American lying about the minutes? Why is he seething? I don't get it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He refuses to give USA meth press any credit even though many actual Uruguaybros said it gave them trouble 1h

            Not like it matters was literally C/B Uruguay players vs C/D USA defenders

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            vecino is not a starter, let me put it into context, Uruguay plays a 4-4-2

            Rochet
            Araujo-Coates-Gimenez-Olivera
            Pellistri-Valverde-Torreira-Betancur
            Suarez-Cavani

            the bench of these players would be
            Damian Suarez-Godin-Caceres-Viña
            De La Cruz-Arrascaeta-Vecino-Canobbio/Ugarte
            Maxi Gomez-Darwin

            Suarez and Cavani are really old and usually they don't play full matches anymore so Darwin usually starts now because he is a young prospect and good but if the two are 100% they play

            Betancur and Cavani didn't come to the games because they are injured, so against Mexico they played a 4-5-1 with Vecino and De La Cruz to cover the place of Betancur, with you they played a 3-5-2 with a totally clusterfrick of players

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes we know that, but we played literally MLS backline lol we'll never be deep or skilled as Uruguay were just good at press and transition

            Also it should be obvious why we have beaten Mexico last 3 times. They're old and slow, and lack any effective press at all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maxi Gómez is MLS tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can someone tell me how we played?
      The Uruguayan right wing was very dangerous. Varela is a good player. Nunes was not really that clinical in the final third. My main impression of Uruguay is merely that your right flank is dangerous.

      Your midfield was D team anyways. To be fair, our fullbacks were both missing and we didn't have our best CB pairing. And our 9 is shit/MLShitter

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would if USA actually won the world cup?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With 100% sincerity, the US will win its 1st WC before England wins its second. It won't happen this year. It won't happen in 26. It will happen though, and when it does, the entire world will cry out in anguish.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Semen slurp

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    USA WINS 0-0

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CERO A CERO
    USA WINS!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand Uruguay played with out Cavani, Suarez, Valverde, Torreira, and Vecino. On the other hand, we played without our starting attacking fullbacks (Dest and Robinson) and without a fit McKennie for 45 minutes. And no Reyna. And no Richards. And 3rd string GK.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We subbed weah out at halftime too. Our press was very good 1h. Haji not good pressor, Jesus was better

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    USA wins 0-0 !!!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT WE WON! I THINK THIS SHITTY CUM SLURPING SPORT IS FOR ME!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we all agree USA is truly a threat in the world cup

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we won

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uruguay shithousery is hilarious too

    Using 7th sub illegal sub lol, or the one player killing a Pulisic breakaway on goal with phantom elbow dive and ref actually believing it

    We must also master these ways

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    u r gay is shit lmao

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