what are some good techniques to use intelligence when fighting and the environment or someone's metal weakness? things akin to the "hey what's that" and a point then punching them when they look away.
also no "just run"
psychological warfare in fighting
give them a big smooch
they'll never expect it
classic
you could do what bouncers do with wrist control
After connecting, fake the connected punch and go for another instead or a kick, it's called feinting, scare them to submission.
you could try to infer to them a neutral way to tell them it’s a bad idea something like “if we do *insert* we’ll both be kicked out” or “this won’t end well for either of us if we do *insert*
may not be the most badass and edgy ways to do this but just some ones off the top of my head
yeah im not about being badass i just want actual stuff that works, logically the self defence stuff being all hand to hand combat training makes no sense when you just bring up weapons, out numbered and weapons and out numbered
> Neutral way.
That just means you are pussying out and you are a b***h with no respect for yourself, you need to do it in a passive-aggressive manner not because you are scared of what might happen to you type of deal.
That's just begs more bullying.
ok what’s some of your ideas tough guy?
I'm clearly not a homosexual so why are you approaching me?
*kisses you*
*headbutts to slip the kiss.*
Go to your dentist b***h.
*you hit my shadow clone, the real me appears from behind and kisses you for real*
*unhinges jaw and swallows you whole*
now you will be safe in my tummy-wummy forever~ <33
>for both of us
That's actually more threatening than you think. It's saying"I don't care if I am hurt, I will do damage."
I had a security job at a club and I used this genre of reasoning to get people's friends to help them make better life choices and save me the hassle of getting hands-on.
Carry a length of pipe with both ends capped and some random wires sticking out of holes drilled into it, threaten to blow the whole place up instead of fighting, then hit them with the pipe. Bonus points if you can find a good clock to stick on it.
galaxy brain. Extra effective in airports
Im gonna leave it to some of the greats to explain. Avoid confrontation when possible, but if you have to, hit first, hit hard, hit with any weapon available, and then get the frick out. This isnt some beautiful bushido way of the samurai but its reality. Fighting in the street is rather stupid. Nobody really wins. Theres no “intelligence” to it, its beating someone to a pulp. Strength and size matter. Watch out for the guy with cauliflower ear. He will choke you the frick out.
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this.
Even more so when you consider on the street, you can get into it with one guy, but 2 minutes into the fight you find out he's got friends to help or a weapon like a knife or gun. Incapcitate(even for a moment) and gtfo. Life isn't a fricking movie with cool fight scenes. There is no honor in brawling. You want that find something organized like a sport.
>I have herpes btw
Thumb in pooper
Self-Consumate
That or extreme body odor
i always say something like "look man, i dont want to fight you, im good at it, please leave me alone" and that usually works, and im not a big guy whatsoever
Try saying that to a black man or a muslim/arab.
sand in the eyes is a classic. Like others have said, be willing to use objects in the environment. In general if you are grappling you can F with them by bashing ears or even small shots to the throat. What ever to incapacitate them. Obviously nut shots.If you are fighting someone who's not trained, a good kidney shot will stun them.
fake a punch but actually pull out your gun while theyre distracted
With gangbanger thugs say "dang it, cops! Bolt!" Point and kick to balls.