Stop. It's not funny and if you genuinely believe this wrestling has rotted your brain.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Get a load of your fake fighting championship.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Holy shit, you weren't taking the piss were you. You legit, no joke, think the UFC is a shoot.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
UFC isn't real fighting. It's real combat sports but in reality it teaches you how to fight like a moron. Even Fhite knows this. UFC's rule set is also heavily biased towards wrestlers & grapplers, so I don't know wtf you're talking about trying to blame wrestling when MMA uses more actual wrestling than modern pro wrestling does. Steven Seagal as much of a fat frick meme that he is, has far better situational awareness than most pro fighters because he didn't grow up learning the fricking moronic modern mma system where you're only trained to square off against 1 opponent & ground frick him, but real life fighting is rarely ever against 1 opponent.
What fricking annoys me about mma fans, is that they're basically taking the equivalent of what would be a gunman who's trained to hunt wild game, but they pretend that those hunters are in the same league as a navy seal. It's completely different rule sets. They're both trained to kill something but one is conditioned in a far more controlled sporty environment, the other one is only trained on how to kill. We have no tournaments that showcase real fighting at all. It's all fake. Although Boxing pre queensberry rules was probably the closest we had to real life fighting without gay extremely enforced rules that got in the way like mma. MMA doesn't teach a natural combat flow at all. It teaches you mma combat, it's completely different from real combat.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
hahaha this moron thinks he can fight off a gang of attackers like a martial arts movie aahahaha
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
you can if you know how to fight. and i dont mean sniff crotches
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>t. steven seagal
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>It teaches you mma combat, it's completely different from real combat
Shut up you spacker.
He uses to be handsome, but he turned into the pig from Stronghold. El ogro de las americas.
Take him off the gas, give him a beer gut any you got yourself a quintessential norfman.
Yes. Why do you think shitty striking and wrestlehumping dominates. Gotch and them solved the meta for working a "shoot" fight where the fighters can keep working dates a million years ago. UFC fighters are morons that fricked up a winning formula by blasting roids and hgh and overtraining and hard sparring like morons because jist like in wrestling the marks are in the ring.
Nobody cares about anything after Austin turned heel. If they know his name at all its because they heard he was the guy that wrestled that Cena kid from their kids Scooby Doo vids and know he "Probably sucks like everyone after the Attitude era"
what's the appeal of the ufc?
only real men understand
only real men sniff each others crotches hyuck!
What's the appeal of seeing trained fighters have real fights? Hmm I wonder
>real fights
Stop. It's not funny and if you genuinely believe this wrestling has rotted your brain.
Get a load of your fake fighting championship.
Holy shit, you weren't taking the piss were you. You legit, no joke, think the UFC is a shoot.
UFC isn't real fighting. It's real combat sports but in reality it teaches you how to fight like a moron. Even Fhite knows this. UFC's rule set is also heavily biased towards wrestlers & grapplers, so I don't know wtf you're talking about trying to blame wrestling when MMA uses more actual wrestling than modern pro wrestling does. Steven Seagal as much of a fat frick meme that he is, has far better situational awareness than most pro fighters because he didn't grow up learning the fricking moronic modern mma system where you're only trained to square off against 1 opponent & ground frick him, but real life fighting is rarely ever against 1 opponent.
What fricking annoys me about mma fans, is that they're basically taking the equivalent of what would be a gunman who's trained to hunt wild game, but they pretend that those hunters are in the same league as a navy seal. It's completely different rule sets. They're both trained to kill something but one is conditioned in a far more controlled sporty environment, the other one is only trained on how to kill. We have no tournaments that showcase real fighting at all. It's all fake. Although Boxing pre queensberry rules was probably the closest we had to real life fighting without gay extremely enforced rules that got in the way like mma. MMA doesn't teach a natural combat flow at all. It teaches you mma combat, it's completely different from real combat.
hahaha this moron thinks he can fight off a gang of attackers like a martial arts movie aahahaha
you can if you know how to fight. and i dont mean sniff crotches
>t. steven seagal
>It teaches you mma combat, it's completely different from real combat
Shut up you spacker.
MMA is as real as boxing.
>ufc
>real
You having a giggle mate?
>real fights
>UFC
Damn that’s less than what Rhea got when she was there.
Everyone loves Mami
Nah you don’t.
>MMA fans seeing that stat
can we turn him heel now please?
He's there to do an angle with Derrick Lewis after the main evemt
Oh I see, that must be why Derrick Lewis was at a Cardinals game a couple days ago. UFC/WWE/TKO cross promotional stuff in St Louis
Yes he's fighting in the main event
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COUNCIL ME, THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME
sad and pathetic pop, just like the lives of all piggalos LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lol he's shape shifting into his father
He uses to be handsome, but he turned into the pig from Stronghold. El ogro de las americas.
Take him off the gas, give him a beer gut any you got yourself a quintessential norfman.
>UFC fights are worked to be as boring and homogeneous as possible
Yes. Why do you think shitty striking and wrestlehumping dominates. Gotch and them solved the meta for working a "shoot" fight where the fighters can keep working dates a million years ago. UFC fighters are morons that fricked up a winning formula by blasting roids and hgh and overtraining and hard sparring like morons because jist like in wrestling the marks are in the ring.
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Nobody cares about anything after Austin turned heel. If they know his name at all its because they heard he was the guy that wrestled that Cena kid from their kids Scooby Doo vids and know he "Probably sucks like everyone after the Attitude era"
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