Realistically what can AEW do to get a Milly in the next 6 months?
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Realistically what can AEW do to get a Milly in the next 6 months?
Realistically what can AEW do to get a Milly in the next 6 months?
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They need a big name like Dwayne or Cena.
>Book Cena and Rock to debut and have 20 minute matches with jobbers and cut promos with no topic or point to them
>Win midcard belt
>Lose to Moxley or someone from the Elite
>Locked into a 4 month 6man tag feud or some shit with Jericho
>Disappear from tv at random
>Sent out to cut rahrah speeches as Tony's avatar
>Have to tweet how much they love AEW whenever there is any drama
>All feuds about who is the better inring worker despite neither of the people in the feud having the best record in the company
>Endless gimmock matches where two other matches on the same card have the same spots
Air the tape of Kylie Rae getting raped by Nyla
Nothing
Kill Edge
>Saraya starts an OnlyFans
>Discount codes are released live on Dynamite
Live dog wanking celebration.
AEW needs to convince a really high level NFL/NBA guy (or several) to try Pro Wrestling, someone like JJ Watt, Von Miller or Aaron Donald who are done with the football lifestyle but could do some Lesnar-length stints a few times a year.
Any of those 3 would immediately become the focus of the entire wrestling world and borrow 200-300k WWE viewers per week for at least a few months, depending on how things developed. If you treated them more like Omos and less like Action Andretti -- no neck bumps, no off the top rope moves, no getting dumped over the top rope, no jobbing to Eddie fricking Kingston, etc -- it would be must-watch TV.
It would flame out eventually if there was no commitment to actually become good at working, but for a while, there'd be a shitload of attention on AEW. If I'm Tony and have $30-50 million to burn, that's what I'm looking at, not some random indy/NJPW/Stardom shitters that won't draw any better than Kiera Hogan, Top Flight or anyone else already on the roster.
>someone like JJ Watt, Von Miller or Aaron Donald
literal whos
>JJ Watt, Von Miller or Aaron Donald
unironically, WHO???
Have Tony Khan sit down and shut up. Nobody wants to see or hear from that nerd, yet he seems to be doubling down on his TV time and tweets. Also nobody wants to watch AEW and be constantly reminded about WWE. We don't care if Triple H said one thing during a 30 minute press conference, it doesn't require you to devote half of your TV to something that someone from WWE during a non-WWE showl
Nothing. AEW is in that stage where people are fricking done with it, they're walking away, and nothing Tony does even matters anymore because viewers will never come back to it no matter what. I call it the TNA 2013 stage.
AEW has the stench of lame on it and that doesn't go away
I think we are way past getting a milly. As of late, that means adding almost 50% of viewership. That's like asking Smackdown to get 5 milly. The only way would be, unironically, going full WWF and spending your entire advertising budget on the one episode. Bra and panties matches, explosions, somehow get a WWF legend involved
had edge only let christian beat him in aew so far?
But this Wednesday we’ll hear from Serena Deeb. Surely that will get a milly.
The stench of AEW won't let anybody be a national star, even if you were one. It's too indie focused and unable to capture the mainstream wrestling fans' attention. It's roh on a bigger budget and that won't attract regular people
Hire Shane mcmahon
>Glass shatters
uh oh they're having another heatless hardcore match
Literally the only thing that will save this company is hiring Shane mcmahon as the on air authority figure/actual booker. The idea of the ousted Mcmahon taking on the WWE is undeniable kino, not to mention Shane mentality is always 5 years ahead the current product
Though Tony, like all nepo babies, is convinced he's ar the position he's in cause of his own talents and not because daddy bought him the road to get there, so it'll never happen
Nah, it's over. At this point everybody knows AEW drops the ball with everything they do so even if Shane McMahon showed up there wouldn't be any excitement for it. People would just assume AEW would drop the ball with him too(and they'd be right). AEW is done. Pro wrestling's only hope now is Freddie Prinze Jr.'s promotion if he ever really gets it off the ground.
you should concentrate on getting 700k, Tony
aewtists still not understanding there is no more upside, you've been forever rejected by the mainstream and are circling the drain
dissolve the company and have a farewell tour