Recent events got me wondering just how old you actually are, spee.

Recent events got me wondering just how old you actually are, spee.
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you zoomergays

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He thinks they’re not all just gonna lie

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 24, Mr fbi

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can confirm everyone from /cric/ is at least 37 years old

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is not a single Generation Xer that uses spee?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based young lion already toying with boomer nerds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posting kids with upperbody exposed
      Hm, Mods?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 69

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if you're under 30 you should just have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the sense that you find late millennials/zoomers annoying or in the sense that there is genuinely nothing hopeful waiting for them because boomers expunged all the resources and wealth for themselves?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ends justify the means

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technically a zoomer since born in 99, but thanks to Brazil being late in everything at the time and me hanging out with older people I sympathize more with Millennials

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me too
      wanna hang out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, come to Brazil bro

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Born in the Spring of '94
    I feel a lot older than I actually am.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Usually people feel older than their age if they're either over or under achievers. Which one are you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both, believe it or not. I've done and seen basically everything I've wanted to do and see (almost). Yet, at the same time, I am grateful to survive on the fringes of society, enjoying the little things on a day-to-day basis. In other words, it doesn't take much to make me happy, as I've set a rather low bar for myself over the years, and I like it that way because it keeps shit simple. In my mind, I'm an over-achiever. In the minds of the rest (or at least most) of society, I'm an underachiever. Do I care? Nope.

        Thanks for listening.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you me?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most people here are still millennial boomers
    WTF?
    Get the frick out of here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      opposite
      if youre young you can do whatever you like whenever you like, go have fun outside.
      if youre older and married with kids you cant do shit, you cant go enjoy the things you did in your youth, all you have is tedious boredom, toil, or annoying kids, nothing is fun anymore so shitposting here is probably the most enjoyable thing you can do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kids aren't supposed to be annoying to you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t.doesnt have kids
          sure you love them but theyre literal moron level brain wise so have no use, they shit themselves, break everything, scream and cry all the time and cost a frick ton of money

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you get older you realise you dont really change all that much. all adults dont really know what theyre frick theyre doing. getting up at 3 am to deal with some shit isnt fun you just have to do it because youve given up on enjoying your life.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yup, i still want to do all the stuff i used to when i was 18. slags, booze, fricking about all day. that shit doesnt get old. but im not allowed. thats why i tell young guys dont frick up and get married/have kids until youre in your 30s at the earliest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you cant do shit, you cant go enjoy the things you did in your youth, all you have is tedious boredom, toil, or annoying kids, nothing is fun anymore
        sounds like a shit wife
        not our problem tbh
        you should have done better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're here forever. Most of us were teens when we first started coming to Fhite. Fhite was most notorious in the mid 00s.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer here, 1998.
    No way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not surprised. Knowing my dad (boomer) I could easily see him having fun posting on multiple boards specially Fhite. This is way more aligned with his personality than normie media.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's so hard to believe about that? That the guys that got into the internet when it was all text based and lived the golden age of text based boards and communication are on one of the few text based forums still alive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't you be on the front line fighting for your country? Why are you shitposting in here?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one likes Xoomers because they’re old and gross.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    30 year old undiagnosed autist. Every day trying to hold on to my mask of normality becomes a heavier cross to bear. Not sure what the purpose of my life is, my life will never change unless they come across a cure for autism. It is what it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you need a hug, anon.
      sorry that that fat guy called hume convinced you all that miracles don't happen. *hugs you*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dave?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 1997, am I millennial or zoomer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever been in twitch?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to watch it in high school and uni, but stopped when I started working

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      given the speed of technology, there's really 2 tiers of millennial. you're a tier 2 millennial. (tier 1 = unironic, non-hipster usage of Game Boy/cassette tape/VCRs; tier 2 = ironic/hipster usage of those things).

      zoomers have never owned a CD

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why genz dislikes millennials. Their parents are millennials. Why the generational hatred?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Parents tend to skip a generation, Gen Z's parents are Gen X

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or the millennials that got pregnant in high school because they didn’t know what a condom was.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or birth control
          Whatever

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer range starts from 1996

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomer (1998

      COPE

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomer (1998

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    28 years old

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who /1990/ here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mah homie

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the people on the site are pushing 30. Zoomers don't have long attention spans and have migrated to TikTok. I know this without even looking at the poll. It happens to all the internet boards and forums and makes me kinda sad. There is no new generation, the golden age died with us bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      median age here is probably 30-33. doubt it's under 30 and it's definitely not over 35

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello marketer, i was born in 1990

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