Ronaldo inspires hot babes to become soccer players. The real GOAT.
Messi could never.
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Ronaldo inspires hot babes to become soccer players. The real GOAT. Messi could never.
looks like a hooer
>going for english rose look
>"""hot"""
Nah bro. She is mid.
She looks like a Serb.
ok diaspora gay. Serbs are slightly taller albanians, so brown eyes with brown skin and since she has blue eyes she cannot look like serb.
LOL at "blue eyes". Her natural eyes are as blue as her hair is blonde. Croats like to larp as Germanics but you are not. You are Catholic Serbs.
Also that guy in your pic looks like this Croatian guy I knew in school. All Croatians look like Albanians and Serbs, you guys are genetically the same.
Whatever you say. I know couple of Arabs who look whiter then your average Serb.
Get real you're all Turko-Slav mutts. Nobody can tell a Serb and a Croat apart outside your countries. Hell you all look like Dua Lipa.
This feels like a latinamerican discussion
Perhaps we aren't so different
lol race autism
her eyes are blue, she just has coalburner eyes which means the light of her eyes is gone making them look black as long as she doesn't make an effort to show their true color
I think every single croatian man i have met had brown hair and hazel eyes.
I don't know if i ever met a serb, but i knew a bosnian guy who was muslim but had blond hair and blue eyes.
All the albanians i have met were nonwhite and most of them are very unfriendly and scummy. I don't like being around albanians.
>I think every single croatian man i have met had brown hair and hazel eyes.
>I don't know if i ever met a serb, but i knew a bosnian guy who was muslim but had blond hair and blue eyes.
Nice anecdotal evidence, but the truth is that I've had a shockingly similar experience. The Croats and Serbs I've seen irl were almost all swarthy, but the Bosnians I saw were blonde and had blue eyes. The 3 Bosnians I know all have light blonde hair and blue eyes.
I would
Careful now, your gonna start another Balkan war
Why do Slav women always look like absolute gold-digging prostitutes?
ngl kinda
serbian women either look like stereotypical balkan prostitutes or transvestites, not counting obvious gypsies
She's not a footballer, she's eye candy model, nothing else.
maybe that's why she is shit and her "sporting" career is based on looks
so autistic
post the one where a kid tries to shake hands with him that one is really funny
Messi is an NPC
No hes ourguy
He CUM'd when that hoe absolutly rape his shoulder whit her breasts
pissi cuckitini
he supposedly say he doesn't want to touch women to avoid scandals and out of respect for his wife but I don't think there's anything inappropriate about placing your hand in a woman's back or shoulders as opposed to the waist or hips.
he's dating a Latina, canal bro. You should know how jealous and crazy they are with any slight touching of another woman in public.
Kek he’s hiding his boner, isn’t he?
he just oozes beta vibes
look at how the thot struggles to cope with not being touched by the goat
Frick. Hes just like me
Wtf. I like him now.
that how you stand when you've sharted
God damn he is so autistic it is actually based.
Just realized his head is way too big for his body
and she inspires us to...?
Control your wiener
>tfw attracted to Balkan girls
>but 5’8
>the average Balkan male is a head and half taller than me.
What do?
Come to Canada and bang the sister of
kylie???
Become the girl you want to date.
If you're 5'8 you're hopeless anywhere in the world except southeast Asia.
Try Thailand or Indonesia.
5'8 is around the average world height THOUGH.
Women don't want average
Nice try chang, I got myself an Estonian cutie while being 5'7
>5'8
That's not tall here. average male height in my c**t is 171 cm, short when compared to Europe but still taller than many parts of the world.
>average male height in my c**t
>tfw 5'7.75
>not even 5'8
I would say you're alright in some shorter European countries as well for now, but I will say that zoomers these days in almost all of Europe are taller than not so long ago man. In Spain you might be fine. Hell, even the most north eastern part of China is filled with tall people
You're fricked anywhere in Europe too, women want a man that's at least 10cm taller minimum. Women do not want average, average is an incel these days.
>Turks (1,74) subjugated and had Balkans (1,80-1,84) under their control for over 500 years
Proof that height is worth for shit other than for dating
Turks are white that's why they were good at colonizing.
They weren't white. They kidnapped and raped so many slav women that a few of them look white.
surely my man Ataturk would hate pictures of him wearing a hat
>be a manlet in most of Europe
>be a solid 4cm above your country average
Could be worse I guess.
You can come here
Mandingo is like 5'6
Forget Balkan girl, try Asian cutey
Maybe you look exotic there. I'm a manlet too and I've banged taller girls from the North of Europe, maybe that will work for you too
by inspiring you mean being a drama queen to get all possible sponsors, that sounds like penaldo alright
no one takes Messi as an example... because they know it's impossible to reach his level...
edit: omg thanks for the upvotes
Serb diaspora is one of the worst diaspora on the planet, next to albanians
I'm from Osijek and I say kill 'em all.
they're the most based slav diaspora and its not even close.
pusy and big farter
she can put her foot on my ball and her anus on my nose
>Instathot suddenly decides to become a pro footballer
Sounds pretty fricking based to me.
Who wants to watch a bunch of uggo. man-faced dykes anyway? It's not like the level of play would be much different.
does she do the trademark celebration
tfw i married a hot slovenian
tw 8 years later she weighs 240 lbs and should be tilling a field
Based beast of burden wife
Based. Women should be breeding concumbines in theirs 20s and plow pulling beasts of burden after 32 years old.
How many babies has she popped out mang?
>bimbo falling for a literal homosexual
Lol.
jesus christ lads
complete bimbo
Now THIS is how women footballers should look like
Messi inspires men to be gay.
if i were a woman, i would show random people my breasts and frick my friends
I probably spend most of the day squatting over a mirror.
imma rawdog her ass
Calm down Muhammed.
she has grobe bruste
muss fricken, inshallah
>"inspiring" women to be anything but housekeepers
Messi will always be the GOAT
I would sex with her if you catch my drift and my riddles aren't too elaborate.
I want to inspire her, If you catch my drift
women should play mainly tennis and golf, not football they just dont have enough testosterone for running sports
Do Serbs and Croats have porn actresses?
No or maybe some few unknown literal whos. Families are very wide and close here so the potential shame and thought of being found out is preventing them
As much as you'll try to deny it, your lack of degeneracy (relative to the rest of Europe at least) is due to centuries of Turkish influence.
Not even the best, I'll take the 8.
Does it even matter at this point?