You never actually watched Khabib
Khabib was fighting Jiu Jitsulets and Wrestlelets and was always just betting on his chit, plodding his way through shots to get takedowns
Islam is facing accomplished grapplers like Olivera and Volkanovski and has displayed a superior level of technique while also proving himself to be much more versatile and tactical than Khabib has ever been
Seriously, Khabib is not on Islam's level skill wise. He only has physicality
Ah yes, known Jiu Jitsulets like RDA and Thiago Tavares. >b-but Oliveira submitted Khabib's sloppy seconds
Khabib walks Volk down, ragdolls him, and smeshes. Khabib is well above Islam skill wise in wrestling.
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You never actually watched Khabib
Khabib was fighting Jiu Jitsulets and Wrestlelets and was always just betting on his chit, plodding his way through shots to get takedowns
Islam is facing accomplished grapplers like Olivera and Volkanovski and has displayed a superior level of technique while also proving himself to be much more versatile and tactical than Khabib has ever been
Seriously, Khabib is not on Islam's level skill wise. He only has physicality
Oh, and not to mention, Khabib dominated the guys Oliveira struggled with.
Depends on what you consider effective. Islam has far more first round finishes, while most of Khabib's finishes happened in the third round.
Khabib played safe, he just wrestled the opponents untill they're too tired to fight then finished them. Islam takes more damage because he actually takes more risk, hence the higher rate of quick finishes.
I don't care who's better, Islam's fights are much more enjoyable to watch.
He’s a better striker and a worse grappler with a weaker chin. Khabib’s greatest strength was his iron chin. He could shoot with no fear of getting hurt
>THERE IS NO FRICKIN WAY PORIER BEATS BDSM!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!! >you are here >THERE IS NO FRICKIN WAY PORIER BEATS JIZZLAM!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!! >THERE IS NO FRICKIN WAY KHAb***h RETIRES AND GETS FLASH KO'D BY PORIER!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!
morons on /heem/ were trying to convince me #10 with no top ten wins was the best choice to get a title shot, particularly leaf troony and down syndrome boy
Memekaev is ranked higher, has twice the win streak he has in he UFC, a higher finishing rate, has some hype build into him because he's an undefeated brazza and is somewhat well known because he hasn't exclusivey fought on prelims and in the apex.
Puting Erceg in a main event spot looks like the UFC trying to have low PV numbers on purpose to justify cutting the flyweight division.
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>Puting Erceg in a main event spot looks like the UFC trying to have low PV numbers on purpose to justify cutting the flyweight division.
they might hate pantoja and use this to justify his cheap contract
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Anonymous
>they might hate pantoja
We all do. He's a boring midge.
I think this shows how bad the mma ruleset really is. If you think about it, sitting when your opponent cornered you on the feet is literally the optional move, especially at the end of the round.
>record low PPV numbers >Brenner getting wrestlefricked by a neandhertal (Shit Boxe fighters don't wrestle) >Petrino's undefeated status ended by Anthone fricking Smith >Aldo getting torn to pieces by a younger, hungrier guy on a win streak >Pantoja getting chinned by Erceg
The entire UFC301 card is planned to be a humiliation ritual for the brazillian fanbase, as punishment for the absolute shithow >we pulled last year.
DJ never defended his title against somebody ranked as low as number ten, beside Tim Elliot who got his shot winning a TUF season. That's despite cleaning up the division with 11 title defences.
Reminder that if Du Plessis gets simulated by Pissrael, Bisping will no longer be the worst champion in ufc history.
2 weeks ago
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sorry but that honor is reserved for Fatmahal
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
every middleweight champion after silva is the worst in ufc history
2 weeks ago
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Niggus is a million times the champion that Copert or Jamawl were.
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Right now, he's at Robert's level. Winning the title undecisively. Sean at least won his title decisively.
If he beats Izzy dominantly, he will then be at Strickland's level. If he heems izzy he will be above Bisping's level and a bit higher than Strickland. One level. And you know I'm right.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you're a fricking dork
2 weeks ago
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>OHHHHHHH HE CONCEDED
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You have my permission to have the last word.
2 weeks ago
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I reckon that Strickland is a lever higher than Bisping as champion, simply because he dogwalked Pissy
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even though bobert got and kept the title the way he did it feels wrong to say he was worse than any of these guys
yoel and rob were clearly better than bisping at the time and any middleweight would lose to gsp
2 weeks ago
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to say he was a worse champion* not worse fighter
2 weeks ago
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Roberts def levels above bisping and I agree and disagree. Robert would have beat GSP with slick striking and wouldn't worry about the takedowns at all. Prime Gastelum beats middleweight GSP, even.
2 weeks ago
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it'd be an interesting matchup for sure but i'm not sure if rob'd be able to get past his jab
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Might have been for an interim and not technically a defence, but Yoel times are better wins than Luke and Hendo
You know that feeling when you finally piss after a long time needing to? You get tingles and you can almost feel it flowing through your entire body? That's me on the BJJ mat.
You know that feeling when you finally piss after a long time needing to? You get tingles and you can almost feel it flowing through your entire body? That's me on the MMA mat.
>swang and bang
Justin was swangin and bangin, while max was actually moving his head, setting up the heem with two body shots before the final sleeper. So your point is disproven.
DJ basically rocked him off balance, he feel against the cage and DJ sandwiched him.
Again, very good heem, but not nearly as impressive skill wise or story wise.
>IT'S UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9rz6ZEl5kE
MATCH IS JUST STARTING
Let's all try to get on the same page so we can keep discussion to the fights.
I don't really like Izzy's chances against Dricus tbh
He's been on a real decline ever since that Jan fight
The romero fight exposed him a bit, but that Jan fight really wrecked his confidence. After that he had a safe and unnoteable decision against Vettori that he could have lost if Vettori was the shittiest grappler in UFC history who gave away a golden position for no reason, a life or death split decision against Whittaker, a forgettable fight with Cannonier, and then he came back in form against Pereira, only to get executed in round 5.
Let's be real, he got lucky in that 4th fight against Pereira, and then he got dominated by Sean Strickland of all people.
I really don't know if he's going to be mentally there against Dricus. Where Israel was so obviously better and smarter than his opponents, I feel like he's banking on lucky punches and mentally breaking when he faces adversity.
I don't know if he can stand having a crowd cheer Dricus over him. I really think he might be walking into his final fight
I agree with everything but the "got lucky against Pereira." My version of that narrative is that he summoned some of the last reserves of motivation that he had to pull off such a spectacular victory and he's been truly drained ever since, hence the pitiful loss to Strickland.
you're supposed to say this in front of the bathroom mirror when your drunk and everyone else has gone to bed because you remember re-reading that fantasy book you wrote when you were 14 and how cringe it was
Average Boxing backstory: >he started training boxing at age two had his first amateur fight at age 6 and amassed a 725-14 record before turning pro at 14. After winning his first 56 bouts (49 KOs) he got a shot at the WBLMAO Interim silver belt
Average MMA backstory: >he was a shitty collegiate wrestler who at age 26 while working as a bouncer at a college bar in Madison, Wisconsin learned how to throw a couple leg kicks and overhands. He later became champion then retired 7 months later with an impressive 14-7 record and career earnings totaling 76 thousand dollars.
>725-14 record before turning pro at 14. After winning his first 56 bouts (49 KOs)
peach of a prawlject
725 eh? that's a lot of cab drivers and dock workers b
Its insane how accurate this is,
Usyk was 300-30 in Amateur before turning pro
meanwhile Lewis trained MMA after getting sent to prison and Pantoja was uber driver who started MMA late as well, and we cant forget Marty being a freestyle wrestling jobber who was 10-30 with nonexistent knees
It's because MMA is a relatively new sport. We already have some guys coming up now that have trained since being children and they are the ones becoming champions. Sean O'Malley, Islam, Topuria, Arman Tsarukyan, etc etc. Just give it time and there will be a lot more. MMA wasn't a known sport until about 15 years ago.
Frick that. Gimme Jerry vs Piera 2. Prochazky had no problem destroying 245 lbs Ratshit and staying competitive with Alex. He also heemed Oozdemir, another true lhw.
Pffft, fricking casual, of course its fricking happening, the scripted lines and everything, Herb gets KOd like the WWE refs do and then Conor comes out with a chair and attacks Dustin and stops him from winning the belt
You ever think avout how maybe this isn't even really a comeback at all because we never technically dissociated, regressed, and/or diminished in the first fellow yan chads?
He's gotta be susceptible to forehead/temple shots though. That might be his weakness. If you see him with short hair, the dome of his skull is almost level with his ears. Mut be only like a half inch skull thickness from the dome to the brain. VERY heemable to the shots that land like Hill to Walker or if a kick lands like Islam to volk.
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The Liberator of the Levant
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The Captain of Al-Quds
The Hero of Hebron
The Redeemer of Ramallah
The Terror of Tel-Aviv
The Judgement of Judea
The Scourge of Samaria
On the one hand I’d like Conor to win because he is the ultimate anti-Reddit fighter, but on the other hand I know that if he loses we’ll be in for endless schizo Twitter rants about Chandler and Porier and Khabib
stomping hasbulla into a paste then throwing him on a foil and schmokin him
Glaringly based and overtly foil pilled
You're all impotent cucks. Hasbulla was literally in America, getting the VIP treatment and living like a king. He did tons of public appearances, took thousands of photos and was courtside at a Lakers game. Yet none of you cucks did anything. You're all talk, posting your fantasies on heem.com. Hasbulla owns you.
holy shit does EVERY vidyagaem have to have an hour of bullshit movie-like introduction in the beginning? just started god of war ragnarok and ive been WATCHING this game for what feels like forever now. i wanna get to the hackNslash already. LET ME FKN BANG BRO
i root for erceg because hed be the least recognizable ufc champ in history. i genuinely believe steve erceg can comfortably walk thru a crowd of fans at a ufc event and not even get recognized, muchless get hassled for pictures kek.
an erceg win would be hilarious, especially because of all the seethe it would generate from the top 10 dudes who didnt even get looked at for the title shot, as well as the odds on any subsequent title fights effectively being random
i just want pantoja to win because he's got a good story, a family, and he manages to go life and death every fight but also be dominant
Why are boxcels acting like just 40 years ago heavyweight boxing wasn't filled with random homies from da hood that became world champions
Or in the 60s, Joe Frazer a farmer who started boxing by using a heavybag filled with corncobs and his mother's stockings as fist wraps
Even today, Joshua got heemed by a fat mexican prostitute barely trained and picked up boxing halfheartedly
>former champion >#2 of the division so long they had to make sure the newest champion avoided him to get the belt
Wow man, what a journeyman! You're a miserable moron.
holee frick did you guys see shit hollowshart point to the middle of the octagon and eye poke gay chee 3 times????? wow he's back on the winning hes a beast he.... still cant beat volkanovski AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHHH
The only thing I am going to remember about Khabib's career is that time he refused to glove-touch Tony. That moment of disrespect wipes out all his victories and achievements in our mind.
Most people here barely watch UFC Fight Night cards.
The only local thing I've been to is High Octane Kickboxing, otherwise I just watch regional stuff. Mostly kickboxing and Muay Thai, regional MMA is very hard to watch most of the time. No I've never seen a fighter here become someone. I did meet Rich Franklin though cause my buddy trained at his gym in Ohio. That buddy is dead now after going 2-0 in pro fights.
she puts penis in her mouth on the daily and actually enjoys it b. you quickly realize women are lowkey disgusting creatures when you start looking past all the pretty features which makes you want to frick them.
https://x.com/mmauncensored1/status/1783129536495784440?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ >Jon Jones is back in the gym and expected to defend his #UFC Heavyweight title late 2024.
funny that the fat alcoholic finally puts the bottle down long enough to get back in the gym mere days after Aspinall announces he’s fighting
Pereira may unironically be the only chance we have at seeing Jones lose
Of Pereira beats Aspinall and becomes Interim champ, Jon might feel wienery enough to face this upjumped kickboxer with no wrestling
Only to realize Pereira is actually a nightmare matchup for him(Alternatively Pereira gets Gane'd and Jones rides off into the sunset
that's what i'm saying, pereira's our only chance at jon defending the belt after stipe
i imagine him having been heemed in the ufc already would make jon more keen to it too
i manifested outcomes through >DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME posting without fail like 4 ppvs in a row starting with the one where poirier got heemed by gaethje
Islam will have the Pereira effect when he moves up to Welterweight. He's really draining himself bad at Lightweight, it effects his chin. When he moves up, not only will he have more power, he'll be tougher too.
shit thread
Maria Lupita Guadalupe 'Loopy' Godinez-Gonzalez
Shartria Poopita Menstralupe 'Poopy' Gopeenez-Fartzalez
Shit thread.
Belal stand no chance against Leon. Leon will remain champ until he fights a brazza.
hmm
>belal vs leon
is that official??
finally some good news
that food truck has all kinds of horny people lingering about
Beautiful black women LOVE bald white chads
Me with the ski mask on
la verdad manito, post sis
That’s gonna end up being a spicy fight guaranteed. Two snoozers cancel each other out and have a 5 round war
Pisslam immediately shot for a takedown on short notice volk and was stuffed instantly lmfao
I really don't get people that say he's a more evolved Khabib. He just looks cleaner on the feet, but Khabib was way more effective.
You never actually watched Khabib
Khabib was fighting Jiu Jitsulets and Wrestlelets and was always just betting on his chit, plodding his way through shots to get takedowns
Islam is facing accomplished grapplers like Olivera and Volkanovski and has displayed a superior level of technique while also proving himself to be much more versatile and tactical than Khabib has ever been
Seriously, Khabib is not on Islam's level skill wise. He only has physicality
Both would have got fricking mauled by pre meds Tony
Ah yes, known Jiu Jitsulets like RDA and Thiago Tavares.
>b-but Oliveira submitted Khabib's sloppy seconds
Khabib walks Volk down, ragdolls him, and smeshes. Khabib is well above Islam skill wise in wrestling.
Oh, and not to mention, Khabib dominated the guys Oliveira struggled with.
Depends on what you consider effective. Islam has far more first round finishes, while most of Khabib's finishes happened in the third round.
Khabib played safe, he just wrestled the opponents untill they're too tired to fight then finished them. Islam takes more damage because he actually takes more risk, hence the higher rate of quick finishes.
I don't care who's better, Islam's fights are much more enjoyable to watch.
He’s a better striker and a worse grappler with a weaker chin. Khabib’s greatest strength was his iron chin. He could shoot with no fear of getting hurt
>Belal vs Leon
That'll be $99.99 + tax + tip + ESPN subscription.
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ISLAM WITH THE HEEMING POWER AT LIGHTWEIGHT
LEON IS OUT COLD
>THERE IS NO FRICKIN WAY PORIER BEATS BDSM!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!
>you are here
>THERE IS NO FRICKIN WAY PORIER BEATS JIZZLAM!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!
>THERE IS NO FRICKIN WAY KHAb***h RETIRES AND GETS FLASH KO'D BY PORIER!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!
khabib already retired
>makes shit thread
>spams said thread with more poo
just indian things
women are such liars and deceivers. it should be illegal to use face filters
they'll stop once society stops valuing them for their looks first
Who should be Islam's first title defense at WW? Should it be Colby, Shavkat, JDM, Ian Garry, Usman, etc?
Jiri
Jim Miller
Conor stays at Welterweight and Islam should fight him. It's already got a storyline.
Those dagi stick in the mud anti drawls don't deserve a Conor fight
Conor deserves title shots.
Said it before and I’ll say it again
Brazzas do not fight bigger men. Simple as. Islam will never fight Leon. He might fight Belal since they’re roughly the same size
You're moronic b.
please let me hit
Khabib humped so pisslam could sniff
daner keeps his reporters in check by humiliating them for asking unfavorable questions
seriously how will heem cope when Islam beats peon on the feet and on the ground?
it was all a dream
Make it about Islam vs Khabib and Islam vs Khamzat and turn the muslims against each other
I already laid the ground work in this thread
can you believe they actually offered gayne the title shot, are poofc really so desperate for the french market?
>seething about jeets out of nowhere
Ryan Garcia bros...
Petr Yan bros...
Adpinall bros...
Figgy bros...
Holloway bros...
Tony bros......?......
Statistically speaking we are bound to fluke one sooner. Wagmi
Guy needs more fibre in his diet what a little reddit shit
seriously how will heem cope when Belal beats peon on the feet and on the ground?
Leon and Belal are interchangeable and just holding the belt unil the winner of JDM/Shavkat takes it.
JDM sucks and Shavkat is injured.
Me thinking about how back we truly are rn
301 is looking grim. Don't look guys
Common Brazil L
Who the frick is steve?
Erceg vs Pantoja will be a great fight guaranteed
Islam vs the guy who beat Khabib so bad he started to cry
Why couldn't khab***h do this?
Lol Islam was beating a corpse, Khabib lost to a prime Tibau
Islam vs some guy no ones ever heard of.
Islam vs the guy Cowboy headkicked heemed
How come Islam is the only member of Abdulmanap's camp who enjoys heeming people
Steve fricking ERCEG
morons on /heem/ were trying to convince me #10 with no top ten wins was the best choice to get a title shot, particularly leaf troony and down syndrome boy
Don't hate on Erceg for getting the fight, It's Albazi's fault for pulling out of the title eliminator and Mokaev's fault for being fraud checked.
Memekaev is ranked higher, has twice the win streak he has in he UFC, a higher finishing rate, has some hype build into him because he's an undefeated brazza and is somewhat well known because he hasn't exclusivey fought on prelims and in the apex.
Puting Erceg in a main event spot looks like the UFC trying to have low PV numbers on purpose to justify cutting the flyweight division.
>Puting Erceg in a main event spot looks like the UFC trying to have low PV numbers on purpose to justify cutting the flyweight division.
they might hate pantoja and use this to justify his cheap contract
>they might hate pantoja
We all do. He's a boring midge.
And somehow you're still too moronic to understand, truly remarkable
Pantoja has beaten everyone in the top 10 other than Ecreg, Albazi, and Mokaev
Albazi is injured
And Mokaev, well Mokaev did this
I think this shows how bad the mma ruleset really is. If you think about it, sitting when your opponent cornered you on the feet is literally the optional move, especially at the end of the round.
pantoja beat only four of the top ten and a rematch can always happen
that's what flyweight needs, a title fight rematch
awesome how you ignored the important part my moronic friends
yeah it was awesome
Yeah man, give Brandon Royval an immediate rematch after he got the wrestler rape of a life time the last time
The rest are hella cringe man, Dana knows this.
invalid since ercegg the cringiest is getting a title shot
Khabib could never
Yeah he would just take Charles down, lock his legs, grab a wrist and hammer away for 5 rounds.
Just got chills at the thought of a McGregor card having been announced. I'm so fricking excited bros. The king is back
yeah its a pretty good matchup too.
Hating on Khabib and Islam isn’t even fun anymore. The whole lightweight divison is just stale.
Don't worry, Poirier heems him soon. And when he does I will have even more proof Khabib was better.
>Hi! Mark here. Let's spar.
your honest reply?
Oh hi mark
I'd kill him in a spar.
>I'd kill him in a spar.
Same energy as this
>go up to a gym with camera
>say you want to fight
>fight
its that simple I want to see this guy get heemd
You're right, b. Zuck is a peach of a beast. The guys an assassin.
I would go into it looking to do damage and impose my will.
>record low PPV numbers
>Brenner getting wrestlefricked by a neandhertal (Shit Boxe fighters don't wrestle)
>Petrino's undefeated status ended by Anthone fricking Smith
>Aldo getting torn to pieces by a younger, hungrier guy on a win streak
>Pantoja getting chinned by Erceg
The entire UFC301 card is planned to be a humiliation ritual for the brazillian fanbase, as punishment for the absolute shithow >we pulled last year.
Brazil is a dump doubt they even have a proper venue that doesn't have a tin roof
If that was true they would have allowed 8 toe Pereira to fight Aspinall on a month's notice
Pereira himself changed his mind.
You forgot Bearisraelite submitting Caoi.
That too.
But for me, that'd be pretty cool, frick Caio Borralho. What a boring shitter
when you really think about it David Dvorak deserves a titul sho'
when you really think about it Yan won 🙂
Sugar Sean O Malley fricking bangs
DJ never defended his title against somebody ranked as low as number ten, beside Tim Elliot who got his shot winning a TUF season. That's despite cleaning up the division with 11 title defences.
DJ never knocked out Islam
Cool man, can I subscribe to the Dumb Fricking Fact of The Day newsletter?
>DJ never defended his title against somebody ranked as low as number ten
>Except for the one time he did
even in his old age Tim Elliot is ranked higher than Erceg.
I don't remember anyone defending against somebody ranked as low as number ten in the last several years.
Only one I can think of is Bisping vs Hendo 2.
And that wasn't in the last several years been a while since champs this fake existed.
Reminder that if Du Plessis gets simulated by Pissrael, Bisping will no longer be the worst champion in ufc history.
sorry but that honor is reserved for Fatmahal
every middleweight champion after silva is the worst in ufc history
Niggus is a million times the champion that Copert or Jamawl were.
Right now, he's at Robert's level. Winning the title undecisively. Sean at least won his title decisively.
If he beats Izzy dominantly, he will then be at Strickland's level. If he heems izzy he will be above Bisping's level and a bit higher than Strickland. One level. And you know I'm right.
you're a fricking dork
>OHHHHHHH HE CONCEDED
You have my permission to have the last word.
I reckon that Strickland is a lever higher than Bisping as champion, simply because he dogwalked Pissy
even though bobert got and kept the title the way he did it feels wrong to say he was worse than any of these guys
yoel and rob were clearly better than bisping at the time and any middleweight would lose to gsp
to say he was a worse champion* not worse fighter
Roberts def levels above bisping and I agree and disagree. Robert would have beat GSP with slick striking and wouldn't worry about the takedowns at all. Prime Gastelum beats middleweight GSP, even.
it'd be an interesting matchup for sure but i'm not sure if rob'd be able to get past his jab
Might have been for an interim and not technically a defence, but Yoel times are better wins than Luke and Hendo
>MUH RANKINGS MUH RANKINGS
god shut the frick up already you stooge
Erceg sucks and should not headline a ppv
There’s no one else at 125. Erceg is entertaining and has finishing ability. No one wants to see Moreno in his 7th title fight
You know that feeling when you finally piss after a long time needing to? You get tingles and you can almost feel it flowing through your entire body? That's me on the BJJ mat.
You know that feeling when you finally piss after a long time needing to? You get tingles and you can almost feel it flowing through your entire body? That's me on the MMA mat.
Tim Elliot should be fighting for the title
who's that mate?
If he beats the jap, why not.
be joe poofter
TFW no Walmart QT GF
>its MAM!!!!
TKOs aren't KOs.
technically they are
this is more impressive than the holloway heem but the context makes the holloway one more impactful.
Nah fist flatline KOs are always more impressive. Head Kicks and Knees are always one step below.
Still an all time heem, but Max's is simply better.
Not nearly as devastating, dj caught him with a shot that rock him and finished with a knee and heem him.
Max schaubrealm'd Garth with one shot.
>feint-timed a counter
>knocked him off balance
>patiently waited for an opening
>connected with a perfectly placed knee on a moving target mind you
less impressive than:
>swang and bang KO
the max heem is meaningful because he risked it all to give garth an opportunity to retain his belt and for glory for himself.
>swang and bang
Justin was swangin and bangin, while max was actually moving his head, setting up the heem with two body shots before the final sleeper. So your point is disproven.
DJ basically rocked him off balance, he feel against the cage and DJ sandwiched him.
Again, very good heem, but not nearly as impressive skill wise or story wise.
>How to you defeat Tom, Mista Gane?
>...Brawl
SOON
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Max hits harder than Gane
you say that like max doesnt have a 100% heem rate in the past 12 months
Gane hit him in the back of the head like 6 times and still couldn't put him out kek
You know shitril ducked again right?
How is fighting Tom in September a duck?
As for ducking Pavlovich... (pic related)
He was offered to fight Tom at the Manchester PPV in July and declined (again)
Fake news
Seem to have left out the original post lol
Aspie sissies are DESPERATE (sad!)
>pablob***h sissies....
goyne ducked pavlob***h for the interim title, that’s the only reason tom got the shot lmao shitril literally does not want to fight
Max "dumb homosexual" Holloway
Max "Smart Pussymagnet" Holloway
Would you rather wait 1 second or lose your UFC debut
Garth was going to lose a brutal 50-45 decision if he waited.
Ankalaev was a special need kid.
It's not a heemed if you ain't heemed, simple as
neither were as impressive as Gamrot's weeming of Scott "Hot Sauce" Hotlzman
the sole valid reason to hate the apex as a venue is the smaller cage promoting clinchfricking
>IT'S UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9rz6ZEl5kE
MATCH IS JUST STARTING
Let's all try to get on the same page so we can keep discussion to the fights.
HEEEEEEM GAY TAPPY
I shan't be watching that
I don't really like Izzy's chances against Dricus tbh
He's been on a real decline ever since that Jan fight
The romero fight exposed him a bit, but that Jan fight really wrecked his confidence. After that he had a safe and unnoteable decision against Vettori that he could have lost if Vettori was the shittiest grappler in UFC history who gave away a golden position for no reason, a life or death split decision against Whittaker, a forgettable fight with Cannonier, and then he came back in form against Pereira, only to get executed in round 5.
Let's be real, he got lucky in that 4th fight against Pereira, and then he got dominated by Sean Strickland of all people.
I really don't know if he's going to be mentally there against Dricus. Where Israel was so obviously better and smarter than his opponents, I feel like he's banking on lucky punches and mentally breaking when he faces adversity.
I don't know if he can stand having a crowd cheer Dricus over him. I really think he might be walking into his final fight
Frick izzy
Frick you b***h
I agree with everything but the "got lucky against Pereira." My version of that narrative is that he summoned some of the last reserves of motivation that he had to pull off such a spectacular victory and he's been truly drained ever since, hence the pitiful loss to Strickland.
Literally what the frick is wrong with /soc/ individuals meng.
derrick poois would’ve given the fat alcoholic a much harder fight than gayne
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>gf getting cranky again because I spend 6-7 hours on Sunday mornings watching heems
Suggestions?
Try to get her into it
If you can't, and she can't handle the idea of you having a hobby, you may have bigger problems
Tony was never anything more than a circus sideshow act
Ah, allons-nous danser, monsieur Tybura?
gane beating tom means nothing
tom beating gane means everything
Ciryl “Bon Mallard” Gane
Contemplations of Cowardice
we need to see how Gane vs Tybura will play out
gayne has to beat tybura in under 1:13 whilst absorbing less than 4 significant strikes
leonsissies i dont feel so good..
homie been waiting for a title shot for so long he started writing fan fiction
this is the sort of fantasy you are embarrassed to have and wouldn't dare share with anyone let alone the world
you're supposed to say this in front of the bathroom mirror when your drunk and everyone else has gone to bed because you remember re-reading that fantasy book you wrote when you were 14 and how cringe it was
This homie writing books at 14
cringe books homie that i never showed to anyone because i was so embarrassed by it
Based, heemredditors would never, too frightened of strangers’ opinions
>point to the ground like holloway
>shoot a takedown
holy kek hes got to be trolling
I saw a recent interview and hes pretty a chill dude
>all the morons itt that think he's serious
/heem/ really is autistic
yeah people forget hes born in america
See
And
>
I think you're one layer deeper in autism if you think anyone in /heem/ is serious about anything KEK how embarrassing
Preachers Auntie
Ruminations on Retreat
dude ducked!
Average Boxing backstory:
>he started training boxing at age two had his first amateur fight at age 6 and amassed a 725-14 record before turning pro at 14. After winning his first 56 bouts (49 KOs) he got a shot at the WBLMAO Interim silver belt
Average MMA backstory:
>he was a shitty collegiate wrestler who at age 26 while working as a bouncer at a college bar in Madison, Wisconsin learned how to throw a couple leg kicks and overhands. He later became champion then retired 7 months later with an impressive 14-7 record and career earnings totaling 76 thousand dollars.
kek
this one was inspired by some dude on DWCS' backstory
>725-14 record before turning pro at 14. After winning his first 56 bouts (49 KOs)
peach of a prawlject
725 eh? that's a lot of cab drivers and dock workers b
Its insane how accurate this is,
Usyk was 300-30 in Amateur before turning pro
meanwhile Lewis trained MMA after getting sent to prison and Pantoja was uber driver who started MMA late as well, and we cant forget Marty being a freestyle wrestling jobber who was 10-30 with nonexistent knees
Those numbers mean shit when boxing is full of cans and the best keep ducking each other to pad records
>the sport with 20M paydays is all cans but the sport with 12K fights is where the real fighters are
Funny how the guys that make 12k could literally rape the best boxers on the planet if they so chose.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH STOP THE FIGHT
Chisora with the glimpse into his next career option on his trunks.
95% of boxers would be lucky to earn 12K
yes, the more you pay the fighter the less they fight
It's because MMA is a relatively new sport. We already have some guys coming up now that have trained since being children and they are the ones becoming champions. Sean O'Malley, Islam, Topuria, Arman Tsarukyan, etc etc. Just give it time and there will be a lot more. MMA wasn't a known sport until about 15 years ago.
>After winning his first 56 bouts
the combined record of those 56 opponants being 13-194-5
gaynesissies turning schizophrenic trying to defend le grande canard
BRUTAL mogging
>UFC 301
Yeah we eating again. HOlY Based DanA
>UFC Fight Night: Nicolau vs Perez
Yeah we eating again. HOlY Based DanA
who has the record for fastest to main eventing a fight night, and ppv from getting signed?
Alex probably
He main evented a PPV with 4 fights in the UFC
Off the top of my head Michael Chandler
garth’s first fight in the ufc was a fight night main event against johnson
Anderson comained his debut and headlined a PPV his second fight
chandler did the exact same
jiri main evented a fn in his 2nd ufc fight and then headlined a ppv in the following 3rd ufc fight
whoever introduced black circle captchas is a pissymans
how does the total revenue of pro boxing compare to that of pro mma? is one higher than the other by a significant margin?
poofc alone is an 11 billion dollar company, the nearest boxing org is 350 million
>poofc is worth 6.5% of a Zuckerberg
UFC is a higher grossing entity than all of boxing combined, but they also pay their fighters like peasants
threads dead. clear it out
Frick that. Gimme Jerry vs Piera 2. Prochazky had no problem destroying 245 lbs Ratshit and staying competitive with Alex. He also heemed Oozdemir, another true lhw.
>I gonna break diamond brazza
SOON
>50-42 on all three judges scorecards
SOON
little bit abu dhabi brazza so I can poison you
I don't think too highly of schaubalaev
>Stay Down
Chandler is 100% taking a dive against Gooby. You are aware of this right heem?
I pray for that
>States the obvious
Pffft, fricking casual, of course its fricking happening, the scripted lines and everything, Herb gets KOd like the WWE refs do and then Conor comes out with a chair and attacks Dustin and stops him from winning the belt
Shut the frick up homosexual, god this stupid moronic bot is back is back at it again,
orangutan want an orange?
We /monke/ now. Post you're favourite monkeys.
>Try an imanari roll Tone
Adesanya got some moves
Wanderlei
the axe surgeror
Born Tiller
the opposite of a winner
Heeminder Ryan Hall's actual fight gameplan is to throw spinning shit at the wrong ranges in order to create scrambles and end up on the ground.
Why do bjj specialist gays refuse to learn how to wrestle?
Is Derek Brunson the best to ever do it?
It's up!
I’ve never used photoshop in my life and I’m confident that I could create a better thumbnail.
I'm surprised literally nobody listens to this, figured Buff could drawl maybe at least a few thousand people
>DANA WHITE, IM COMIN FOR YOU homie!!!
GODlal will heem
You ever think avout how maybe this isn't even really a comeback at all because we never technically dissociated, regressed, and/or diminished in the first fellow yan chads?
I've never not rated Yan. He will always be my boy.
301 looking beastly
>Only 2 fights worth watching on the apex card this weekend.
>1 has been cancelled.
Alvarezbros...we must wait a little longer..
Bradley Martyn rage baits to try and stay somewhat talked about, and he is also cripplingly insecure about being bald.
No one asked eceleb homosexual
A burger posted about him. I don't even know where the guy is from.
Abdulnamap and GSP cruising around detroit for ebony princesses
abdulmanhap
Tony is the most reddit fighter
Alex Pereira is the modern day redditors boy
Chama!
*does the reddit walk*
>It's over, Poo Atan
Unheemable skull phenotype
He's gotta be susceptible to forehead/temple shots though. That might be his weakness. If you see him with short hair, the dome of his skull is almost level with his ears. Mut be only like a half inch skull thickness from the dome to the brain. VERY heemable to the shots that land like Hill to Walker or if a kick lands like Islam to volk.
What's with the ugly beard?
The Guardian of Gaza
The Aegis of Al-Aqsa
The Liberator of the Levant
The Warrior of the West Bank
The Captain of Al-Quds
The Hero of Hebron
The Redeemer of Ramallah
The Terror of Tel-Aviv
The Judgement of Judea
The Scourge of Samaria
The Lion of Palestine
>The Guardian of Gaza
Doing a pretty bad job right now
have a nice day homosexual, eat your shit covered banana
POIRIER IS GONNA KO CAP'N CUDDLES
SCREENSHOT THIS
>*gets rear naked choked halfway through round 2*
I like dustin but let's be realistic here
Anthony smith on 301? We eating good boys
anthony smith fighting this week and then next week as well?
Only on 301. Banger card
Bogdan Guskov
10 dollars off for UFC 301 card. Hell of a deal
Thank you based Ari
Enjoy the hook up
250k a year informant salary and underage bridges. Abdulnamap would be doing tumbles of joy
He's a friend?
On the one hand I’d like Conor to win because he is the ultimate anti-Reddit fighter, but on the other hand I know that if he loses we’ll be in for endless schizo Twitter rants about Chandler and Porier and Khabib
Hopefully the new gloves end the fight with an eyepoke
Heartbeat Porier's Hot Sauce has been giving me schaubs akin to passing out of your ass for a week straight, the frick?
>ingesting hot sauce
mate
off batch, most likely
probably something fricked in the fermentation, or you just have the digestive system of a pussy/a godawful diet
What's next for eyedman? Strickland?
heemwads
Hap and Ace trapped with snakes. Chandler forced to watch from a crap filled cage with no escape
>not just fermenting your own peppers and blending into a sauce
shiggydoo
Wow beating gay cheese sure makes me forget hollowgay is a slow bum
that fight doesnt even count. garth never saw sataday as an opponent
>i never saw max as an opponent
garth doesnt always sound dumb but when he lets his tard out, he goes full moron
He gets hit in the head and smokes weed all day, straight up pea brain
yeah because that isnt comparable to anybody else competing in the ufc
idk what this webm os
Gane is filming a movie about hitler, he doesn't have the time to play little games with pablo titch
Shooting ropes to Dana's health protocol vid. Yeah I'm thinking it's gooning time
>have you ever been fingered by a samurai?
SOON
Hasbulla eviscerated and raped by a pack of wild coyotes.
stomping hasbulla into a paste then throwing him on a foil and schmokin him
Glaringly based and overtly foil pilled
You're all impotent cucks. Hasbulla was literally in America, getting the VIP treatment and living like a king. He did tons of public appearances, took thousands of photos and was courtside at a Lakers game. Yet none of you cucks did anything. You're all talk, posting your fantasies on heem.com. Hasbulla owns you.
holy shit does EVERY vidyagaem have to have an hour of bullshit movie-like introduction in the beginning? just started god of war ragnarok and ive been WATCHING this game for what feels like forever now. i wanna get to the hackNslash already. LET ME FKN BANG BRO
UFC Mobile jumps you STRAIGHT into the action
for me, it's Power Sleem Mobile™
God I love seeing Indian bois sleemed
oops forgot webm
you'd think they'd be better at it given the local heem rules they fight with
OHHHHHHHH ONE OF THE GREATEST FIGHTS YOU'LL EVER SEE
someone explain the rules of jeetslap to me
police wala sleems
You can see why Power Slap is the most valuable asset of TKO, high octane entertainment
Silent Hill on PS1 rapes the shit out of that gay ass modern zogslop
Anthony Smith is the Brendan Schaub of MMA
i love this lil homie like you wouldnt believe
i root for erceg because hed be the least recognizable ufc champ in history. i genuinely believe steve erceg can comfortably walk thru a crowd of fans at a ufc event and not even get recognized, muchless get hassled for pictures kek.
an erceg win would be hilarious, especially because of all the seethe it would generate from the top 10 dudes who didnt even get looked at for the title shot, as well as the odds on any subsequent title fights effectively being random
i just want pantoja to win because he's got a good story, a family, and he manages to go life and death every fight but also be dominant
Heem stays loyal to the foil
Yeah I'm thinking we're so fricking back
oh shit sneed hasnt passed on yet? ik heems shakin n quakin in their high heels rn..
And yeah I'm thinking that's a good thing
You'll never see sneedy b, coomiére and the finn interact. Really makes you think
Anthony will heem. If you take away Petrino's arms and legs, he's just a torso. Easily beatable if Smiff shows up.
Smiff just needs to put that work in those black genetics will shine through
hasbulla. in. woodchipper.
i wanna see hasbullas eyes pop out as i tighten the squeeze on his head in the vice gripper
He was chilling in your backyard, living like a king. Why didn't you do anything? Woodchippercels BTFO
Im young Im dumb and Im full of regret and hate
AI Score: 31 pts
The Ghost Cam informs the Smart Cage through the Ref Cam glasses who is winning the fight.
Why are boxcels acting like just 40 years ago heavyweight boxing wasn't filled with random homies from da hood that became world champions
Or in the 60s, Joe Frazer a farmer who started boxing by using a heavybag filled with corncobs and his mother's stockings as fist wraps
Even today, Joshua got heemed by a fat mexican prostitute barely trained and picked up boxing halfheartedly
Wilder was selling Nikes well into his 30s and look how many cans he heemed,
Because their dead joke of a sport is in such shambles at the moment that they will point at anything to avoid admitting it
Still buzzing from THE journeyman poop peeogay landing a haymaker on JUSTin gaycheese in a meaningless exhibition
>former champion
>#2 of the division so long they had to make sure the newest champion avoided him to get the belt
Wow man, what a journeyman! You're a miserable moron.
What's that? The worse heem ever competition?
I just like the way he breaks his neck on the ring. Couldn't put it in the webm, but it takes him about 5 minutes to get up. Definitely dead soon.
holee frick did you guys see shit hollowshart point to the middle of the octagon and eye poke gay chee 3 times????? wow he's back on the winning hes a beast he.... still cant beat volkanovski AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHHH
I simp for the preacher's daughter.
>Daughter
frick you
He’s right
i wish i was right there with you so i could spit in your face
WMMA is the future.
Just unsubbed Bisping
Just subbed Ellie Bisping.
The Chandler/McGregor video was pretty bad even by his usual standards what did it for you b?
>ufc ppv in manchester
>still on burger time zone
eurobros...
Muahahaha, WE WIN AGAIN!
Saw some news that Prime is being sued for giving you AIDS Adesanya's KWAB streak marches on
Ufc Manchester is scheduled for US times, wtf
>3am prelims
what the frick are they thinking, the prelims are going to be an absolute shit show
Seems like they've given up trying to do PPV here because UFC 300 was just on regular TNT. Leon vs. Usmeng 3 probably didn't sell all that well
>bst
This seems confusing that just means regular summer time yeah?
Why even bother coming here at that point?
schaub
>you hev liscence to be fezzaweit in lightweit division?
The only thing I am going to remember about Khabib's career is that time he refused to glove-touch Tony. That moment of disrespect wipes out all his victories and achievements in our mind.
For me, it's always going to be DC speaking in pidgin
Who is the Gear Five Luffy of mma?
Yeah
Does anyone here goes to local MMA/kickboxing events, and did you watch some fighters when they were relatively unknown
Most people here barely watch UFC Fight Night cards.
The only local thing I've been to is High Octane Kickboxing, otherwise I just watch regional stuff. Mostly kickboxing and Muay Thai, regional MMA is very hard to watch most of the time. No I've never seen a fighter here become someone. I did meet Rich Franklin though cause my buddy trained at his gym in Ohio. That buddy is dead now after going 2-0 in pro fights.
I'll sniff a bit of coke when the teammates have local fights
Izzy heems your favourite fighter
>It's Connor fight year
Evil bros, were eating good for the 24/25 fiscal year
The leggings you sit on Public transport with, the butthole you shit with, on the counter you prepare food on. Delightful
Average brain dead being
Are you too poor to afford a washing machine?
You wash your clothes as soon as you get home every day and then put other outdoor clothes on?
So I'll take that as a yes since it's evident you're too poor to afford a hamper.
So what you giant pussy?
Don't complain when an Indian hands you a burger with his unwashed bare hands then. Because that makes you. Reaaaal man kek
You sound like such a homosexual.
Thank makes you sound like a Paki. Don't come here to the civilised world
>Thank makes you sound like a Paki
Do not redeem
she puts penis in her mouth on the daily and actually enjoys it b. you quickly realize women are lowkey disgusting creatures when you start looking past all the pretty features which makes you want to frick them.
https://x.com/mmauncensored1/status/1783129536495784440?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
>Jon Jones is back in the gym and expected to defend his #UFC Heavyweight title late 2024.
funny that the fat alcoholic finally puts the bottle down long enough to get back in the gym mere days after Aspinall announces he’s fighting
tferg reincarnated and were lucky enough to see it in our lifetimes
>literally nothing like Tferg
heem the schaubhole
Pereira may unironically be the only chance we have at seeing Jones lose
Of Pereira beats Aspinall and becomes Interim champ, Jon might feel wienery enough to face this upjumped kickboxer with no wrestling
Only to realize Pereira is actually a nightmare matchup for him(Alternatively Pereira gets Gane'd and Jones rides off into the sunset
that's what i'm saying, pereira's our only chance at jon defending the belt after stipe
i imagine him having been heemed in the ufc already would make jon more keen to it too
>alternatively what would actually happen, happens
"Russian" bros..
This actually shows that Churkas are ubermensch, they have high amounts of Iranian(Aryan) DNA
>adios puto
SOON
He's annoying after he won the belt
his first defense against volkanovski will be announced in june and you will all forget about all this inactive duckingshit
Paddy is the only fight I want to see. Volk is a chinlet now
You can't manifest a loss through soonposting b
i manifested outcomes through >DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME posting without fail like 4 ppvs in a row starting with the one where poirier got heemed by gaethje
I manifested Ilia heeming kid frick off back to redit
They won't let me go back
who give him titel?
>ehh baby war that when octagon can we so when want to slugfest drop hurt first yes so baddest mf'er, six hundred gees daner woooo!
SOON.
Pereira cannot beat Aspinall or Jones
I think you'd be surprised
I think you'd be surprised.
Fair enough.
still cant get over johnny eblen blowing 85 grand on a bellator salary only to frick an insta thot once
Anthony Smith is the real reason Ngannou ran from the UFC but you all ain’t ready for that conversation
If the UFC had a 165 division Paddy would be top 5 ranked already
feel like making fun of gane and the ganecels again
No way
how do you even make fun of a literal movie star?
To be fair Pereira has never had a display as embarrassing as Gane giving up full mount position to try for a leg lock, on the wrong side of the leg.
BSD should be a playable operator in warzone
preview of tonys next fight
That's epic
Behold a pale horse
and he who sat on it had the name Death
haha funny white horse
That's another one
drink full and descend
I often dream about Ciryl Gane being my dad
just heard erceg speak for the first time
garry is attempting a double-duck reverso with colby and it might just work
Garry isn't ducking shit. He pretty obviously wants to fight.
Garry ducked an entire press conference and fight because people were mean to him
Maybe in your head.
So he attended the press conference and fought? That's news.
Nope. You thinking he didn't fight cause everyone was mean to him is the made up part, obviously.
Obviously not since that's what happened...
See
He ain't gonna let you lick his bull's cum off his wife bro, no need to cape like a dweeb.
see
Damn I'd guess you'd know since you swallow Ian Garry's herpes filled loads my dude
You're just a moron for thinking Ian Garry is ducking anyone. Think before you speak.
He did. Sorry I insulted your e-boyfriend, queerboy.
>he did
see
Wipe your mouth lil bro
>lil bro
nice selfie
i shit in bus
Islam has the power to beat leon but leon also has the power to beat islam.
Islam will have the Pereira effect when he moves up to Welterweight. He's really draining himself bad at Lightweight, it effects his chin. When he moves up, not only will he have more power, he'll be tougher too.
>ufc 304 is 3:00 local time
lol
Yeah you find that funny?
Yeah
Look up James Llontop. He's fighting this week.
SOON
September isn't very soon mate.
/heem/ used to have a new thread every 4 hours...
it's about quality not quantity
Everyone is still recovering from ufc300, give it a week or so we'll be back full throttle.
frick "/heem/"
Gotta let it out gotta let it out
This is the dude that smacked Conor and snagged his shoes??? Hahahahaha Conor is such a b***h.
reditgarry refused the press conference
Matthius Nicolau fight week wooo
Reditgarry accepted to be a cuck
IN YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAAAAD
IN YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAAAAD
GARRY
DUCKING
Erceg has that thing despite being ranked #10
we all have wieners bro
machado refused to enable comments
Garry ducked asking his wife's ex-husband to move out of their living room
hold on brother I'm making it
New UFC
someone tell me if this is box
i think im psychic
Sheeeeesh
i can see posts by hovering over links
REEEEEEEEEEEE
make it a dustGOD edition
I'll make the real thread hold on