Say hello to Houston, one of the hosts of World Cup 2026!

Say hello to Houston, one of the hosts of World Cup 2026!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Houston is near Mexico of course they chose that place

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this confuses and angers the villagegay

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing gas will cost 20 Dollars per gallon by then.
    That should clear things up

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That can’t be a real American city, can it?

    • 2 years ago
      Sneed

      That's the fricking road you backwoods hillbilly. Wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just add one more lane bro!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you b***hing about. You Germans invented the modern highway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're goddamn right it is

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Europeans so intent on everyone living in grim communist flats like their israelite masters demand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's right, spend half your income on gas instead and sit in your freedom box 2 hours a day!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to what? Eastern Europe in the 80s?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        public transportation is probably great in finland because you're all polite, quiet autistic people, but in american cities it's usually filled with absolute cretins

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've never had any problems on public transit and I've ridden it every day for most of my adult life.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    burgerkino
    When i went to texas last year i was in awe of bucee's
    Now THAT is pure burgerkino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one off I-35 between Austin and San Antonio? I lost my virginity there to a girl who used to make pulled pork sandwiches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who will be the first sports team to have their stadium sponsored by Buc-ee's

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick playing in hot ass places like Houston, Dallas, Miami during the height off the summer time. People b***hed about Qatar and their summer temps, so the tournament was moved .I'm sitting in Dallas right now where it's pretty much been 100 to 1057 every single day for 2 weeks with months more of that shit to come.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1057 degrees
      Pretty chilly for you eh Satan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Move it to September

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thread #192371923 of americans living rent free in euro minds

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >houston
    >world cup

    it's just mexico, man. it's basically mexico on a regular day.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Strangely sovlful in an american bug way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >
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  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Houston is one of the worst cities in America.
    >rains all the time making it humid and shit roads that have to be constantly worked on due to potholes and cracks everywhere
    >mosquitoes the size of baseballs
    >thugs and cholos everywhere unless you're in a rich area where the roads are shit too
    >as OP photo shows, traffic is dogshit since every road is has construction ongoing
    Only brightspot is the food... any culture or any type you like you can find it. All while your skin is sticky and hot. Yuck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Woodlands is nice.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like hell

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Houston is full of kidnapped chicanas used as sex bait. Prob6why they got it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Burgerpunk

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay now zoom out.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Houston got absolutely KEKED by oil companies lmao. Who are the city planners? The Koch bros?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda cringe that they don't have Denver. They completely ignored middle of America except Missouri and spammed the venues on East and West coasts

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit bros.... are those *gulps* ROADS?
    AHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Sneed

      Roads are merely a symptom of a larger society.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yep it's a dump but nrg stadium is aight
    the tailgating scene rules

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based roads

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