>So after I broke my spine in 4 places slamming Andre so hard he died, I flew out to Japan so I could wrestle for the 400th time that year. I didn't even go to the doctor. When I landed in Japan, I had a match with a guy called Atonio Inoki. He's the guy who created wrestling, but he came to me for advice on it, and basically everything I told him is what he went with. I could take credit for creating wrestling if I wanted to I guess, but I'm too humble for that. Anyway, I murdered Antonio Inoki in the ring and brought him back to life by shedding a single tear on his face. Everyone was congratulating me-- Right brother?-- and that's when Godzilla came up out of the sea and challenged me to a match.
>Wow, really?
>Yeah.
Why do people seethe so much that a guy, clearly in character who is a larger than life superhero, embellishes his stories often? Like who the frick cares.
I think it's the 'taking credit for shit other people did' part that annoys people.
The internet is all about feeling smarter and a better person than you really are. Calling out Hogan for his lies is an easy way to feel smart and morally superior
Lying is a key characteristic of liberals
Ok but would you suck a log of shit out of his butthole?
It's annoying in real life when you have a friend who blatantly bullshits, especially when it's embarrassing shit like pretending he's a transformer or something. But Hogan's bullshit is hilarious. It is kind of weird that a guy who was once one of the most famous people alive feels the need to make up outlandish lies, and it is good that people fact check him but being mad about it is cringe because it's hilarious.
I think it's a product of Hulk being an icon from the 80s. Combat sports during the 70s & 80s had a lot of obviously bullshit stories that were paraded around as true like the alleged underground Kumite death match tournaments. The guy who made up all of that Bloodsport bullshit still to this day, recites those lies as if they were ever real. It was easier to get away with it back in the 80s & 90s, because most people had no fricking idea what was going on in the rest of the world. They didn't live in one single globally Americanized monoculture yet.
There's this guy Tommy Tallarico who makes up shit tons of lies that most people just assumed were true, and he lies way more than Hogan ever did. Tommy got away with his bs for decades and he was only ever found out because of his amico gaming system scam.
I don't give a shit at all, especially when it's an older man like Hulk. Let them believe their shit. They're not going to be around long anyway. I like them because they remind me of a time when simply going to a different country felt like an entirely different world. Unlike in Le Current Year, where every single fricking country is basically just a less shitty version of the usa.
Yeah it's annoying. Steven Seagal gets a lot of shit on the internet for his lies but that fat frick is still a legend while his haters are just random nobodies. It's easy to hate. I like hearing what the old fricks have to say because they're from a completely different world and they still haven't adjusted to the modern bullshit techno culture where everyone is an effeminate gossiping homosexual.
He doesn't follow his christian values.
Those who tend to hate his tall tales seem to be the people who abandoned those values because they think their parents forcefully instill them those values without consent
Idk but getting sick of everyone reporting on it as if it's newsworthy. Even that weenie Beige Frequency just made a video about it. They're getting money straight into their bank accounts just for invoking his name
It's inferiority complex. Hogan was right to be selfish because just following orders that didn't make money or improve his brand doesn't make sense. You don't see Mayweather accepting brand deals from low level products because it will lower his brand. This is the entire problem with prowrestling. Most of the wrestlers are marks and have been carnied by veterans to put their bodies on the line for the "business". I put quotes on it because that "business" don't make them money like what Hogan, Rock, Austin and Lesnar make.
he didnt say that
didn't he claim he invented ufc? kek, what a based chud
I think he said when the company first opened they asked him to join but he refused because their refs let matches go too long or something and then the co-founder was like "I never asked Hogan to join, he's a homosexual"
Liars are some of the most entertaining people on the planet if you don’t take them seriously.
They can be for a little while but they really become exhausting to be around for a while. Same goes for anyone who's main reason you keep them around is being "entertaining". Of course, if they're just a funny little man on a screen, then it's a lot safer, but you're still letting that nasty stuff in.
Hogan on the Montreal Screwjob
>Well Bret Hart was supposed to lose to Shawn Michaels I think at Wrestlemania whatever the hell it was. You know uhhhh, uhhhh 16 or 17 I don't know. Where all the fans were yelling "BRET SCREWED BRET". Bret told Vince McMahon "I'm not losing to Shawn Michaels in Canada." And they went out there and Shawn Michaels pulled a fast one on Bret Hart. Held him down and pinned him and Bret couldn't do anything about it. And the so called "Excellence of Execution" that was supposed to be the greatest wrestler of all, little teeny Shawn Michaels held him down and embarrassed him. So Bret Hart was being a horse's ass saying he wouldn't lose the match and Shawn Michaels pinned him anyway.
What makes people seethe the most here is that Hogan completely big leagued the screwjob. Bret and Shawn were both jobbers to Hogan when they were supposed to be "the top guys" and Hogan was just there for a cup of coffee. He probably thinks of them as nothing but mark midgets that worked themselves into a shoot instead of doing business.
Except for the fact that Hogan's the one who has revealed himself to be the biggest mark in retirement
that's why he tries to take credit for everything that happened in the business
guy is the bigget self-mark ever aside from maybe inoki
im a bret mark and this is fricking hysterical holy shit hogan is based
Everything in OP is true.
The biggest redpill is that Hogan has never lied about anything
thanks for drawing the house Hulkster
Another great true story by the Hulkster. Glad he stopped Godzilla for Japan so they could make all my favorite vidya.
Where's the lie, son?
>I'm too humble for that.
>Anyway, I murdered Antonio Inoki in the ring