They won't sell him no matter how shit he is. Just paid a ton of money for him and what decent keeper would want to join this shit team and be pelted with 50 shots a game?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
de Gea is available
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
he's pelted with shots because his positioning is shit due to his low IQ, m8
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
If he's pelted with shots wouldn't that mean he has good positioning
I still remember they killed De Gea career for far less
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'd definitely have preferred us to keep De Gea, but I think it's a stretch to say we killed his career. Guy was on £350k p/w (because he was the only competent player at the club for years), so the club clearly thought it was the right time to switch for someone younger and cheaper. De Gea has had plenty of offers since becoming a free agent, so it's really his own decision that he's still without a club
He's been by far their best player this season and he's literally the only reason they aren't fighting against relegation like they should be.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Having a laugh? Watch united highlights in the CL again, lol.
>Onono >Dalit
Kek
Dalot has been great this season when he's been played in his native RB position, he's looked poor at LB but had to play there because there's been no fit LB for the whole 2nd half of the season.
the moment he recovered, Ten Bald made him start his first game and play for as long as he could.
in a week where they had both a league and CL game.
this moron doesnt know how to manage injuries or United's medical staff is a joke, Mount and Martial have been injured since forever
Agree that the clearout is needed, but trying to work out how much >we could realistically get for the useless shithouses in >our squad. One of the main problems is >we pay these useless twats far more than any other team would, so we have to accept cut-price transfer fees to make up for that if >we want to sell them.
Rashford is the most sellable player, could get ~£80m for him if we're lucky. Sancho, Greenwood, McTominay, Antony, and Maguire you could maybe get £20-40m each for. Players like Lindelof and Wan-Bissaka could maybe command £10-15m each. Martial and Varane likely to leave on a free, and Casemiro and Eriksen will probably have to go for a very low fee (because of their wages) despite having a year left on their contracts. Then you've got players like Van de Beek and Malacia you might be able to get £5-10m for.
It's an ok budget if you manage to sell Rashford and at least a few of the other more sellable players, but that'll disappear quite quickly if you're targeting world-class players to replace them with.
Do you think that's too high? I'm basing it on PSG potentially being interested in a replacement for Mbappe, admittedly might be difficult to get that fee if they're not interested. But it's a guy who (despite his shit form this year) is capable of 20-30 goals per year and great marketability, so he should still be able to get a pretty high fee
>great marketability
The bong press sucking him off at every opportunity does not mean he's marketable, but some fricking moron paid 100 mil for JSanch so who knows.
If rashford, sancho get sold then with martial out of contract this summer that's the last of the dabber generation, if ten hag survives that he'll be golden. That or both stay, ten hag gets fired and the club hires soufgate and the circus show will go on.
I'm praying that happens, all have shit toxic attitudes and poor work ethics (I'm not sure if Martial deserves to be in that group, maybe he's just shit)
But yeah, I bet the bald fraud gets hired and we get some mug like Southgate to try to placate the massive egos of these bang average players and sink even further into mediocrity instead
>great marketability
The bong press sucking him off at every opportunity does not mean he's marketable, but some fricking moron paid 100 mil for JSanch so who knows.
>The bong press sucking him off at every opportunity does not mean he's marketable
It sort of does tbh, look how many morons bought "his" book for schoolchildren
People are fricking idiots and believe what the media tell them to, and with Rashford's PR operation behind him it meant it created great marketability
Whether or not that affects transfer fee is a different story I guess, probably means much more to a British market than an overseas one I guess
The BBC and FA desperately want him to succeed for propaganda reasons but they've moved on to Saka as their new golden boy to be the face of globohomosexual England. Trashford had his opportunity but couldn't deliver.
considering Sir Marcus Rashford CBE KG Esq. will demand 400k a week, can't see transfer going over 50m
that's also not even factoring in he's complete shit
>Rashford is the most sellable player, could get ~£80m for him if we're lucky.
Bro this is so delusional. No team will pay that much for this loser and he's getting paid 300k a week, he can just sit on the Wank United bench and keep getting paid without having to try. How many years left does he have on that contract?
considering Sir Marcus Rashford CBE KG Esq. will demand 400k a week, can't see transfer going over 50m
that's also not even factoring in he's complete shit
Keep in mind Joao Felix went for £113m, Enzo for £107m, Coutinho for £105m, Grealish for £100m, Lukaku for £98m, Dembele for £97m, and so on. £80m for a 26 year old who last summer was regarded as one of the best in the business wouldn't be too strange
The economy is busting out now+ premier league has new salary cap rules coming. Those days are over geezer
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Anonymous
Yeah you could be right about that tbh, I don't know how much that'll affect transfer fees or when it'll kick in, but it seems likely it'll have an effect
The problem with Rashford is that he looks like he could very easily go off the rails Dele Alli-style and tank his career from hereon out. Once a player disengages from the game mentally it's very difficult to get them back. Dele Alli wasn't even good enough for the Turkish league after that happened to him in his mid-20s.
I can imagine a lot of Directors of Football in England and Europe being very wary of investing in him for this reason. That whole Belfast episode was a massive red flag. It suggests that this is a man who's stopped taking his football seriously.
Yeah I definitely think he'll fail to live up to his potential, maybe not as bad as Dele Alli but sort of like a worse version of Neymar maybe. He's just got a shit attitude, should have been clear when he made that fricking weird beans beans beans video with Lingard
I think there's lots of stupid people in football though, and I'm hoping that some Director of Football will still think he's the real deal and spend a lot on him
Completely different characters, Dele Alli had a shit childhood and sef destructed due to low self esteem as nobody cared for him when he was a kid. Rashford is a calculating manipulative c**t, he only played well last year due to his contract renewal plus all his PR bullshit with feeding the homeless etc. I have seen people being far more cynical about his true motives in recent months i think his PR imagine finally failed
Barely anyone in football can beat Dele Alli for having a shit childhood but it's worth pointing out that Rashford's childhood wasn't exactly amazing. Dirt poor, no father around, mother working multiple jobs to put food on the table, undoubtedly getting bullied by his older brothers (both of whom have exploited his football career by 'representing' him, i.e. failing to get the best deals for him while stuffing their own pockets with money).
He's locked in a mega deal that lasts until he's 31. He knows he can cash in with an MLS or Saudi deal then. It's not that unusual for players to check out once they feel financially secure. Look at his body language this season - he looks like Ozil after he got that £350k/w deal at Arsenal to me (another player who fell off a cliff after mentally checking out; who had a tough but by no means Dele Alli tier childhood). It's a huge gamble for any DoF for that reason imo.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
that's your average black footballer childhood though. Ronaldo also did not have a dad around for example. Not everyone has overprotective families like Mbappe Neymar and Messi.
This is big trouble. If they manage to sell most of their squad, everyone else will know they are desperate to rebuild and will just jack up the prices.
Rumour flying around is Ten Hag has already been told he's surplus to requirements along with McLaren, both leaving at the end of the season with a no hard feelings handshake. This is the end times for Man Utd as we know it. What'll it take to rebuild? £750 million+ and 5 years minimum to start competing for a PL title again. Meanwhile, if the club can't offload the current squad and they still have the dross on the payroll, how are they going to be able to attract players with the financial fair play rules. This all sounds like a fricking disaster of Humza Yousaf style, have a nice day in the foot style fricking proportions. If they can't sell, they're stuck with a squad who won't want to play for the club and will have no reason to put any effort in.
It's mostly just that they're overpaid and underperforming. With the amount of money we've spent we should be getting top 4 year after year at a minimum. Clear that the current players aren't up to that level, so a clear out is needed to fund the purchase of players who are
you would be surprised how well players can get with a good manager, that happened with Argentina and NT. Ten Hag is a fraud living off a good ajax season.
>you would be surprised how well players can get with a good manager
Yeah Garnacho broke through under him afterall.
The only players who don't get on with him are mopey primadonnas that he didn't sign - ronaldo, sancho and now rashford, all toxic shitters who ought to frick off.
Marcus Rashford would commit suicide if he had to play 1 day under Dycheball. Beto is unironically more sovl, he presses every time and got a concussion trying to win a header. Once he gets into form Everton will be a top half club. Poaching Casemiro would be nice once BranthGOD leaves for Madrid doe
>club will listen to offers for rashford >there are no offers for rashford
The guys on £300k per week, he's a man utd lifer regardless of how shit he is
Post-Fergie United are the WOAT at selling players so unless INEOS can do some primo wheeling and dealing I expect the squad to be mostly the same minus the guys that are out of contract. Also they missed the boat last season with the Saudis buying everyone's deadwood. The only deal they did was Telles for £5m whilst other shitters were going for eight figures. I remember reading Murtough only went over there to establish contacts later in the year after all the clubs had filled up their foreign players quota.
Who's off limits? Garnacho?
the Black goalkeeper
what is his name? i forgot
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he makes so many mistakes he should be gone for sure.
They won't sell him no matter how shit he is. Just paid a ton of money for him and what decent keeper would want to join this shit team and be pelted with 50 shots a game?
de Gea is available
he's pelted with shots because his positioning is shit due to his low IQ, m8
If he's pelted with shots wouldn't that mean he has good positioning
he is the diversity hire he cannot be fired
At this point, Lindeloff is the diversity on that team
I still remember they killed De Gea career for far less
I'd definitely have preferred us to keep De Gea, but I think it's a stretch to say we killed his career. Guy was on £350k p/w (because he was the only competent player at the club for years), so the club clearly thought it was the right time to switch for someone younger and cheaper. De Gea has had plenty of offers since becoming a free agent, so it's really his own decision that he's still without a club
He's been by far their best player this season and he's literally the only reason they aren't fighting against relegation like they should be.
Having a laugh? Watch united highlights in the CL again, lol.
Dalot has been great this season when he's been played in his native RB position, he's looked poor at LB but had to play there because there's been no fit LB for the whole 2nd half of the season.
>Mainoo
Apparently Fernandes, Garnacho, Mainoo, Hojlund, Onana, and Dalot. Makes sense I suppose
>just three players off limits
cant keep 'em all anon
Uncle Jim here is the Marie Kondo of shitter sorting
One of them is Maguire who just refuses to leave.
>Onono
>Dalit
Kek
Garnaldo
Kobe Mainoo
Hollund
GARNACHO COME TO BAYERN
garnacho would unironically be an upgrade from sane and gnabry
Buy a good striker, center midfielder and center back.
3 players.
Holy shit, I didn't expect Ineos to be this based
>believing random pr nonsense
kek
They'll get rid of like 3 players and next season go back to the narrative they need a clearout and can't compete
ornstein just said they won’t sell rashford
Who's dumb enough to buy that guy? apart from Chelsea obviously
Selling Rashford would be a racial hate crime.
yes, the title race
Lichabross.. it's joever
ten bald ran him into the ground, he's a permacrock now
>ten bald ran him into the ground
dude has played like 10 games in total
the moment he recovered, Ten Bald made him start his first game and play for as long as he could.
in a week where they had both a league and CL game.
this moron doesnt know how to manage injuries or United's medical staff is a joke, Mount and Martial have been injured since forever
welcome to sevilla
He's one of the few I want to keep, but he needs to stop being a fricking crock.
Manchester United are known for their massive wage bill with little in the way of incentives. There is no way they will he able to sell most of them
unitedbros whats the cope here?
its over for us
Baldcappen?
Agree that the clearout is needed, but trying to work out how much >we could realistically get for the useless shithouses in >our squad. One of the main problems is >we pay these useless twats far more than any other team would, so we have to accept cut-price transfer fees to make up for that if >we want to sell them.
Rashford is the most sellable player, could get ~£80m for him if we're lucky. Sancho, Greenwood, McTominay, Antony, and Maguire you could maybe get £20-40m each for. Players like Lindelof and Wan-Bissaka could maybe command £10-15m each. Martial and Varane likely to leave on a free, and Casemiro and Eriksen will probably have to go for a very low fee (because of their wages) despite having a year left on their contracts. Then you've got players like Van de Beek and Malacia you might be able to get £5-10m for.
It's an ok budget if you manage to sell Rashford and at least a few of the other more sellable players, but that'll disappear quite quickly if you're targeting world-class players to replace them with.
>Rashford
>~£80m
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I fricking hope not but things are grim all over
Do you think that's too high? I'm basing it on PSG potentially being interested in a replacement for Mbappe, admittedly might be difficult to get that fee if they're not interested. But it's a guy who (despite his shit form this year) is capable of 20-30 goals per year and great marketability, so he should still be able to get a pretty high fee
>great marketability
The bong press sucking him off at every opportunity does not mean he's marketable, but some fricking moron paid 100 mil for JSanch so who knows.
PSG will replace Mbappe with a Frenchy or sudaAmericana superstar. Washed trashford isn't good enough for their bench.
jeez the English are truly delusional
My brother in Christ, whatever English media says about anything, it really only applies to English people.
If rashford, sancho get sold then with martial out of contract this summer that's the last of the dabber generation, if ten hag survives that he'll be golden. That or both stay, ten hag gets fired and the club hires soufgate and the circus show will go on.
I'm praying that happens, all have shit toxic attitudes and poor work ethics (I'm not sure if Martial deserves to be in that group, maybe he's just shit)
But yeah, I bet the bald fraud gets hired and we get some mug like Southgate to try to placate the massive egos of these bang average players and sink even further into mediocrity instead
>The bong press sucking him off at every opportunity does not mean he's marketable
It sort of does tbh, look how many morons bought "his" book for schoolchildren
People are fricking idiots and believe what the media tell them to, and with Rashford's PR operation behind him it meant it created great marketability
Whether or not that affects transfer fee is a different story I guess, probably means much more to a British market than an overseas one I guess
The BBC and FA desperately want him to succeed for propaganda reasons but they've moved on to Saka as their new golden boy to be the face of globohomosexual England. Trashford had his opportunity but couldn't deliver.
>Rashford is the most sellable player, could get ~£80m for him
oh
my
days
How much do you think he'd go for then?
His actual value is about 30m I'd say but in this clown market 80m sounds right
considering Sir Marcus Rashford CBE KG Esq. will demand 400k a week, can't see transfer going over 50m
that's also not even factoring in he's complete shit
>Rashford
>80m
Ayy lmao
>Rashford is the most sellable player, could get ~£80m for him
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Rashford is the most sellable player, could get ~£80m for him if we're lucky.
Bro this is so delusional. No team will pay that much for this loser and he's getting paid 300k a week, he can just sit on the Wank United bench and keep getting paid without having to try. How many years left does he have on that contract?
Keep in mind Joao Felix went for £113m, Enzo for £107m, Coutinho for £105m, Grealish for £100m, Lukaku for £98m, Dembele for £97m, and so on. £80m for a 26 year old who last summer was regarded as one of the best in the business wouldn't be too strange
The economy is busting out now+ premier league has new salary cap rules coming. Those days are over geezer
Yeah you could be right about that tbh, I don't know how much that'll affect transfer fees or when it'll kick in, but it seems likely it'll have an effect
it's joever for the league then.
>who last summer was regarded as one of the best in the business wouldn't be too strange
regarded by english media*
>Rashford £80M
Only if you sold him to United..... oh wait. (enjoy ur (you)s.)
The problem with Rashford is that he looks like he could very easily go off the rails Dele Alli-style and tank his career from hereon out. Once a player disengages from the game mentally it's very difficult to get them back. Dele Alli wasn't even good enough for the Turkish league after that happened to him in his mid-20s.
I can imagine a lot of Directors of Football in England and Europe being very wary of investing in him for this reason. That whole Belfast episode was a massive red flag. It suggests that this is a man who's stopped taking his football seriously.
Yeah I definitely think he'll fail to live up to his potential, maybe not as bad as Dele Alli but sort of like a worse version of Neymar maybe. He's just got a shit attitude, should have been clear when he made that fricking weird beans beans beans video with Lingard
I think there's lots of stupid people in football though, and I'm hoping that some Director of Football will still think he's the real deal and spend a lot on him
Completely different characters, Dele Alli had a shit childhood and sef destructed due to low self esteem as nobody cared for him when he was a kid. Rashford is a calculating manipulative c**t, he only played well last year due to his contract renewal plus all his PR bullshit with feeding the homeless etc. I have seen people being far more cynical about his true motives in recent months i think his PR imagine finally failed
Barely anyone in football can beat Dele Alli for having a shit childhood but it's worth pointing out that Rashford's childhood wasn't exactly amazing. Dirt poor, no father around, mother working multiple jobs to put food on the table, undoubtedly getting bullied by his older brothers (both of whom have exploited his football career by 'representing' him, i.e. failing to get the best deals for him while stuffing their own pockets with money).
He's locked in a mega deal that lasts until he's 31. He knows he can cash in with an MLS or Saudi deal then. It's not that unusual for players to check out once they feel financially secure. Look at his body language this season - he looks like Ozil after he got that £350k/w deal at Arsenal to me (another player who fell off a cliff after mentally checking out; who had a tough but by no means Dele Alli tier childhood). It's a huge gamble for any DoF for that reason imo.
that's your average black footballer childhood though. Ronaldo also did not have a dad around for example. Not everyone has overprotective families like Mbappe Neymar and Messi.
Need to buy players before they sell everyone
Keep: Fernandes, Mainoo, Martinez, Hojlund, Garnacho
Sell everyone else
This is big trouble. If they manage to sell most of their squad, everyone else will know they are desperate to rebuild and will just jack up the prices.
>manure will be chelshit tier
lets go boys
Rumour flying around is Ten Hag has already been told he's surplus to requirements along with McLaren, both leaving at the end of the season with a no hard feelings handshake. This is the end times for Man Utd as we know it. What'll it take to rebuild? £750 million+ and 5 years minimum to start competing for a PL title again. Meanwhile, if the club can't offload the current squad and they still have the dross on the payroll, how are they going to be able to attract players with the financial fair play rules. This all sounds like a fricking disaster of Humza Yousaf style, have a nice day in the foot style fricking proportions. If they can't sell, they're stuck with a squad who won't want to play for the club and will have no reason to put any effort in.
>a fricking disaster of Humza Yousaf style
lad went without a murmur tbf
its almost like he knows how fricked that mob really are
The israelites are orchestrating a move back to Ajax as a face saving exercise. They'll want to secure a tax deduction to make it smoother.
are the players that bad? they sre sixth in the league with a shit manager.
It's mostly just that they're overpaid and underperforming. With the amount of money we've spent we should be getting top 4 year after year at a minimum. Clear that the current players aren't up to that level, so a clear out is needed to fund the purchase of players who are
you would be surprised how well players can get with a good manager, that happened with Argentina and NT. Ten Hag is a fraud living off a good ajax season.
>you would be surprised how well players can get with a good manager
Yeah Garnacho broke through under him afterall.
The only players who don't get on with him are mopey primadonnas that he didn't sign - ronaldo, sancho and now rashford, all toxic shitters who ought to frick off.
utd have had a stupid amount of injuries this season whether ABU's like it or not.
Welcome to Everton
Marcus Rashford would commit suicide if he had to play 1 day under Dycheball. Beto is unironically more sovl, he presses every time and got a concussion trying to win a header. Once he gets into form Everton will be a top half club. Poaching Casemiro would be nice once BranthGOD leaves for Madrid doe
>co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe (top left)
Emphasis on RAT
>ENTIRE
>with some players off limits
living language
Guys, if you need a CB and a CM just call us, we'll give you a good deal
As much as I don't believe this, I just NEED Trashford to frick off into irrelevance at this point.
>£300,000 per week
>contracted till 2028
you'd need someone daft enough to take him and Chelsea's drunken sailor phase appears to be winding down
good. they can all frick off.
>club will listen to offers for rashford
>there are no offers for rashford
The guys on £300k per week, he's a man utd lifer regardless of how shit he is
>contract expiring
>has a few good games
>BOSS, NEW CONTRACT PLEASE
>goes back to being shit
who could have predicted this?
Post-Fergie United are the WOAT at selling players so unless INEOS can do some primo wheeling and dealing I expect the squad to be mostly the same minus the guys that are out of contract. Also they missed the boat last season with the Saudis buying everyone's deadwood. The only deal they did was Telles for £5m whilst other shitters were going for eight figures. I remember reading Murtough only went over there to establish contacts later in the year after all the clubs had filled up their foreign players quota.
Man United have a collection of shit players on very high players. They are unsellable.