So this is the the power of the legendary Christian Cage?

>y…your father is dead!
>y…your mums a prostitute!
>C…Canada is better than this city!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally MJF lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much the exact same thing he said about Brian Pillman Jr.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close. Christian isn't a gay trying to get himself over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's mjf with talent, charisma, personality, skill and wrestling ability.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I meant to say he's mjf without talent, charisma, personality, skill and wrestling ability. Damn autocorrect fricked up my post.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mjf has no talent, charisma personality , skill or wrestling ability

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe, homosexual. MJF is a 5'6" israelite and Christian was doing this shit 15-20 years ago.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          MJF is a israelite who deserves the gas chamber

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            real oven dodger hours

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. MJF fricking MOGS Christian and isn’t a spot monkey homosexual either

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, dronie. Sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I meant to say he's mjf without talent, charisma, personality, skill and wrestling ability. Damn autocorrect fricked up my post.

        I like Christian and MJF.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dronies in maximum damage control mode tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are absolutely delusional

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No that’s you

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worked.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dig at Detroit was particularly cringe worthy, especially when the crowd was already booing.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did it draw heat?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is cutting the GOAT promo each week and breaking his own records

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worked.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hangtroon boiling

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to /aspw/ where autist simps hype up shitty wrestlers only for them to be boring shitters. Happened with Christian, Brian Cage, that homosexual from NXT, literally every single joshi. The list goes on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot about >Your city is LE BAD!

    no scripted verbiage?
    no insulting local sports teams?
    no complaining about twitter trolls?
    no cheap heat by insulting dead family members?
    no melodrama?
    no fake shooting?
    no using shoot names?
    no breaking kayfabe?
    no "smark" and "mark" talk?
    no "heel" and "face" talk?
    no cringe acting?
    no over-the-top backstory?
    no yummy ironic heat?
    no huge cheers for your top heel?

    Unheard of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He literally did what edge did on judgement day but everyone made fun of him for that kek
      SPORTS TEAM? NOT GOOD
      FAMILY MEMBERS? ILL INSULT THEM. HAHA

      you guys are sucking Dwaynetty off despite him being the inventor (certainly the one who used it most) of "THIS TOWN BAD" promo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sir?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT hangtroony homosexuals seething at based Christian

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He literally did what edge did on judgement day but everyone made fun of him for that kek
    SPORTS TEAM? NOT GOOD
    FAMILY MEMBERS? ILL INSULT THEM. HAHA

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe we memed into existence peepbros..

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only guy in the company after Jericho who can work the mic

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all true

  16. 2 years ago
    Tony Khan Mark

    Christian should give weekly updates on the Jan 6 trial because it is an important case that has national implications. There have been a lot of questions about what happened on that day, and Christian is in a unique position to provide answers.

    Chrustian is the GOAT, and it is they/them job to keep the public informed. The Jan 6 trial is a major story, and Christian should be giving updates on a regular basis. There are a lot of people who are interested in this case, and Christian is in a position to provide them with information.

    Christian should give weekly updates on the Jan 6 trial because it is an important story that has national implications. Christia is in a unique position to provide answers to the many questions that have been raised about what happened on that day.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *bows down*

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >works Tiny Con into a 7 figure contract
    >phones it in once a week
    Seems like he's a genius to me

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >works reddit tourists on Fhite

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do drones hate when wrestlers actually try to get heat? Or are they just getting worked by it?

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