Kick Off 20:00 GMT, 21:00 CET, 15:00 ET
Part 1 of Ronaldo’s interview with Piers Morgan will be shown on television and Talk TV’s YouTube channel this evening.
Let’s get comfy and watch Ronaldo burn all his bridges.
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Kick Off 20:00 GMT, 21:00 CET, 15:00 ET
Part 1 of Ronaldo’s interview with Piers Morgan will be shown on television and Talk TV’s YouTube channel this evening.
Let’s get comfy and watch Ronaldo burn all his bridges.
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See you tomorrow virgins. I wake up early for work so I'll be asleep when this starts.
Good
He's going insane, the script giving messi a world cup makes him loose his mind. Also never saw he was THAT bogged.
thank you sir. please post the lineups sirs
oh no bros... oh no I- I think I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gONNA TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anyone got a stream?
youchoob ya mong
This one?
>Jeremy Kyle
Holy kek wasnt this guy cancelled or something? I remember his clips were hilarious
he's only just come out of surgery from this horrific attack
op says itll be live on talk tv, thats their live stream
theres also this one on Piers morgans channel, which will have a live chat
kek it even has a countdown
youtube has a premier function where you upload a video and set it to premiere at a certain time, and youtube will do the countdown for you
>5.9k in the chat
Can we make this big? Send the link to all your friends. Ask twats like Goldbrigdge to put the link out.
He knows Tsuuuuu is the true chad shout.
>Tsuuuuuuuuuuuddd
What side's it on kid
Good idea
is twatbridge doing a watchalong for this? i bet he's not even
anyone watched morgan uncensored last night? it was kino
What the frick is Talk TV lmao
owned by Rupert Murdoch. i think it replaced talkradio
never heard of talkradio either
it's was a bit of a right wing radio station. julia hartley brewer presented there and still presents of talktv (i think)
will he kill himself if messi wins the WC?
I don't know, Florentino did talk shit about both Raul and Casillas back in the day too
Guess he doesn't like players from the Iberian peninsula
He just doesnt like players who think they are bigger than the club
What channel is it on UK?
Talk TV.
237, right after gbnews
Sky channel?
why don't you ask your butler literal billionaire?
Learn how to use Google, phoneposting c**t
526
watch it on youchoob, itll be 1080p
Get the formatting correctly you fricking useless c**t.
>the formatting correctly
Hello Sanjeev
it's time to pick up the phone (and ask for help)
What are you eating while watching it bros? I went to buy popcorn because I am sure it will be funny as hell, and a lot of Man Udt fans will be seething online.
roti and baingan ka bharta
Madarchod der baje khane ka time hai
yaar nahi khana khaya pehle
Shit interviewer/ees
This. Piers is well known to be a Cristiano fanboy who never ever critisizes him. He'll never make him answer tough questions like why is he so shit at playing football with a massive ego and everyone at every club he goes to hates him. He'll never make him admit he's washed up
>le big time marketing man
>exclusive interview
>on a channel buried between foreign news and QVC type channels
that's where all the news channels are
526 on sky, 237 on freeview
will they kneel?
Oh my fricking god these pricks that Jezza is interviewing are worse than his guests on his old show
>Pierce I told Den Haag we should an Army style team bonding bootcamp but he just ignored me, this club has failed me
>said bootcamp
What's wrong with his face? It looks like it's about to cave in
Too much tan, I don't get it why does he even tan so much?
He actually bleaches to lighten his skin colour 🙂
>NO vegana AT ALL.
>PENIS, ARM.
SIUUUUUkino
Bait
My money is on something deranged like France Football is out to get him or something
22 minutes
is there any stream of the interview?
Piers Morgan Uncensored on YouTube
youtube you poverty stricken fricker
yes on piers morgan youtube channel
see
Then watch the Goldbridge reaction right after:
What's the best way to watch this without supporting Piers Morgan and Rupert Murdoch?
with your wifes penis covering your eyes
Boo throughout the broadcast
Ask your wife's boyfriend to watch for you while you wait in the cuck shed browsing reddit
>Dom Joly went to the same school as Osama Bin Laden
Well I've learnt something from all of this
Ronaldo’s English is worse now than it was 15 years ago.
That‘s what happens when you don‘t speak a language regularly for a long time. You‘d know that if you knew more than one
I came to Ronaldo but instead I'm seeing some soiboy talking about some stupid stuff
>I came to Ronaldo
HAHAHAHAHAHA GAY
HELLO? YEAH
9 minutes
>jeremy kyle
i guess it's no surprise that ghoul is preceding piers morgan. the list of hosts on that channel is fricking wild
bros how many tonight?
I wanna watch but I don't wanna give Piers Morgan a click
5k viewers, think that's a record?
There're 16k viewers in Piers's channel
20k now
30k
35k
50k
IT'S FRICKING ON
48k
How come Jeremy Kyle got dropped by ITV because one of the contestants killed himself, but Love Island has had several participants kill themselves and that show is still going strong?
because love island appeals to women and gays and nothing they enjoy will ever be criticised by the media
6 minutes until a ruined lecacy. Glad im here to witness it
I don't like ronaldo but I could hear him talk for hours tbh
TSUUUU ASMR
just put the kettle on
ronaldo bingo
>trashes man utd. coaches
>complains about getting benched
>talks about balon dors and messi
>mentions how many instagram followers he has
These SIUUU lads are getting wienery please post some TSUUUUs.
You don't tell me what to do lad
DID YOU SEE THIS VIDEO BEFORE?
THIS IS WHEN MESSI STARTED TO LIVE RENT FREE IN RONALDO'S HEAD
?t=359
Wife just texted, she has to stay late at work.
Means I get to enjoy this interview with some peace and quiet.
Oh no no no no her boss is taking longer than usual to cum
pussy became too loose
You just know
TICK TOCK
Spoiler: Nothing new of interest will be said in the Interview
MY GOAT
Hahaha shut the frick up piers
IT'S TIME
Link pls bongbros
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
for me, it's piers morgan's subtle lips clenching
the intersuuu starting now
HE THINKS ITS TIME
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Pisstiano Cucknaldo dos Rape-os
luv piers morgan
ate ten hag
simple as
FANS ON CRISTIANO'S SIDE
man speaking pure FACTOS
this is giving me traumatic flashbacks from having to explain to my parents why I failed maths
>Disrespectful math teacher have betrayed me and made me a black sheep!
>100k viewers
Mega dimes.
>it was close
KEK
cope pissigays
IMPLYING PEP WANTED ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU MATE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Frauds like frauds. He should have gone to City.
Did Pep really want him?
No.
Yes.
>city tried hard to have me
NOBODY BELIEVES YOU
>acting like he did United a favour by returning
This is fricking desperate.
he did though considering all they had was a crocked cavani and a perma crocked martial. that united squad is probably the worst squad he's been in since his youth teams
hahahahahaha
BOSS
is this his house? state of that painting
probably a hotel
I actually like it
GOAT shirt salesman
You like the lamp?
START TALKING SHIT
>pep pretends he wants a flop to force united into getting him
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
this is boring as frick
It's getting good soon, trust me. GET HYPED.
another pep masterclass
you will NEVER wear the CITY shirt
>90 minute interview
semen slurping so far
Mods need to sticky this, no point having pt. 3-4 threads for the interview
Nobody cares about this shit. It’s history
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
rent free
This better get good soon
Piers Morgan got shown as a fraud against Tate, no matter what you think about Tate (dont love him either). Piers looked like a blue haired feminist or Basedboy OD on Basedlatte denying clear facts
He has always been like that mate
zlatan moment
"I DON'T FOLLOW THE RECORDS, THE RECORDS FOLLOW ME"
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>I don't follow the records, the records follow me
He's really fricking boring
OMG FULL wienerSUCKING
look how smug he is
>a guy called messi
messi bros how will we recover?
never heard him talk before. he sounds like a gay.
her pussy was this wide
unironically this is a chad stance
>crossed legs and jointed hands
he's looking for self comfort
not a chad position at all
masonic symbol
he raped her butthole
Messi living rent free there
>Jewventus
how long until piers gets on his knees and sucks him off
give this man a non delayed stream
oh no no no yanited cheapskates.
cant believe ronaldo said that the reason he wanted to do a 90 minute interview was because it was the only way he’d get 90 minutes this season
What an butthole.
He didn’t visit the facility grounds before signing for them?
he didn't shake hands with the tea lady?
The only reason the club re-signed you mate is because of how badly run it is.
in this fall, this is very tough, in this fall i'm going to take my talents to south beach and join the inter miami.”
he still hasn't changed his hand gesture bros....
>PIERS DISABLE THE CHAT, THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME
this is fricking boring
This tbh
Literally nothing that they haven't already hinted at
It's just Piers talking crap and Ronaldo telling us United are shit
We already know that
what accent is that of cr7?
Russian.
brummie
moor
moron
Why should they change everything in 12 years though?
CITEH five miles down the road
it depends on what actually didn't change. if they don't have adequate data analysis facilities or if they don't have proper recovery equipment or even proper dieticians and culinary facilities then the club is a dinosaur
you are a fool if you think that is an actual interview and not purely scripted from them both beforehand
*mindbreaks penaldo*
he's actually using pep to show how loyal he is. pep should have the balls to react to this
>all these leading questions
Piers Morgan is such a slimy c**t
LMAO These questions would have been vetted by Ronaldo. He probably came up with half of them.
Too bad Ronaldo is a brainlet and falls for the bait every time
holy shit what a massive homosexual
imagine not changing a kitchen after 10 fricking years
stone age shit
>manure didn't renovate their sauna and pool while he was gone
zamn no wonder they suck TSUU
this is real life Patrick Bateman. Look how hard this homie try to act normal kek
>chat disabled
piers is a gay
Oh thank frick, the adverts.
>this is how it feels to be an american sports fan
I don't know how Americans do it.
For me once again its Moyseh
>juventus has better facilities than United
its over, glazer bros
>even Juventus
SAVAGE
why is he so autistic about "technology"?
wants better jets in the jacuzzi that shoot right up your bumhole
didnt took his ted pill
Because it's the new thing, which is important in competition.
I didn't think it was this bad.
This. Just lift some dumbbels and bars you dipshit. Nooooo you have to provide me with the best vegana massaging machines noooooo.
Carrington is crap, it doesn't even have floodlights, half the reason United are crap on matchdays is that shithole
he couldn't train for the games you sick frick
it's not like he can afford a leg press machine
surprised me surprised me surprised me
>everything was like ten years old
lmao what a gay
Who is he gonna shit on first?
Piers
>straight into his welcoming mouth
LETS GO BRANDON
what do we make of the first quarter?
disappointing but not surprising, all he said was to be props himself up
>portugal flags in complete hiding
wtf
Trumpbros?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPRISED ME
NOOOOOOOOOO I EXPECTED 5D SAUNAS WITH AB GRILLING OPTIONS
He is 100% a narcissist yes?
Based chadnaldo calling out man u for having decades old infrastructure. holy based. i's obious that goatnaldo wasn't able to keep his body in peak physical condition due to piss poor recovery and training facilities
oh frick off, a fricking break after like 12 minutes? jesus christ i hate this.
>T-they didn't have the latest dick sucking training machines!!!!!!!!
>Penaldo praising pushover Ole but complaining about real coaches who knew he was shit
Kek
>egg rationing in the uk
it's over
>Gary Cahill retired
kevin spacey is the ronaldo of actors
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HES FRICKING NAMING THE israelite WTF WTF WTF
/fit/sisters, how are you gonna get your daily 1488 grams of protein now?
is this real or satire?
it's the UK, so both I think
We have bird flu so chickens are being culled
Real unfortunately.
wtf am i watching? just get on with it
>how manchester united have to suck ole
very unfortunate accent
the ad break was 3 minutes btw.
LEAVE RALF ALONE
>I was really shocked to return to Manchester Utd and find Anderson working in the kitchen
Best moment so far.
hahaahahahahahahah
glazerbros..
They suck Ole? Bit gay.
they sucked off ole?
Damn, they suck Ole?
>NOT EVEN A COACH
Maybe they could make things better if they weren't paying you 500k a week to do frick all you smarmy prick
>dey don't even have directives to gib us de dechnologie foe lip balm tho
NOBODY
RALFBROS THIS CANNOT BE HAPPING HE WON'T STOP
Ralf DESTROYED
Ralf getting BTFO.
as a professional moderator and interviewer, Piers Morgan is fricking horrible at this. Full of biases and leading questions. He is more of a fricking pundit than anything, trying to bait Cristiano to saying headline things.
why do you think Ronaldo is doing this interview here? It's not a real interview, he just wants to say what he wants to say and Piers is there to sit and help with that.
Yeah and it's clear he doesn't really even follow football closely
He's basically just stroking Ronaldo's ego and then phrasing it as a question
BOSS
DEEP
INSIDE
ME
>because I don't know him he must be shit, can't be because I am a moron
have a nice day
cognitive bias is real
Penaldo is only shitting on him because he wanted to sell him in the winter kek. moronic egomaniac.
BOSS
>No, of course not
>Piers and Ronaldo never heard of Rangnick
Bundesbros...
>have you heard of him
>no of course not
KEKEKEKEK RALF BROS WE CANT RECOVER FROM THIS
Why do they feel this need to go all out on Ralf when he was always meant as an interim manager?
Tbh Ralf was always doomed
No one in that locker room was going to really take him seriously when they knew he wasn't even going to be there soon
Why implement anything he's saying when it's not part of a larger plan and will be thrown out soon?
he was supposed to move upstairs, not frick off. That ought to be a position of influence still.
But it's not massively a position of influence for the pitch
A new manager was always going to have a completely different approach to the football
It's still in theory a guy you're going to see around the place and will have influence over your future career. He was meant to be laying the groundworks for how the club would work moving forward, although obviously that went to shit like all their other initiatives.
Yeah in theory but Ronaldo's basically just said he didn't respect him either. Yeah part of that was due to him not even being a coach but it's also to do with his strategies essentially becoming defunct soon. Ralf shit on everyone anyway so it's not like anyone was even impressing him
Nah sporting director but not appointing the manager. It seemed ETH didn't even want him
>a new manager was always going to have a completely different approach to the football
rangnick was supposed to be the one hiring the new manager
Ralf literally came in, shit on United, lined up the Austria job and left
NOOOOOOOOOOO BUT MARK GOLDBRIDGE TOLD ME RALF INVENTED MODERN FOOTBALL AND WOULD SAVE UNITED
>Ofc I calla hima da boss, but i was very sorprised when he turn around and call me BOSS also
COCA COLA MENTIONNED
BUY COKE STOCK.
bump
>the last coca cola in the dessert
wut
2deep4u
it's a portuguese saying, being a low class mong that he is with broken english, he literally translates it.
>that coca cola analogy
agua bros???
>the last Coca Cola in the desert
What did he mean by this
COCACOLABROS????
COCA-COLA CHUDS BTFO
>the last coca cola in the desert
kek what the frick
Did he skip Sir Alex in the great coaches in his career? Fricking kek
are they gonna frick?
Agua > wieneraCola
>coca cola in the desert
>The last Coca Cola in the desert
AGUA BROS!???
>best coaches in the world
>zidane named before carlo and mou
unexposable
Peace made with Coca-Cola company??
Ole redeemed.
>It wasn't analy rape btw
WTF BROS
SUCK
OLE SOLSKJAER
>PeSSI btfo
>suck ole
cant stop giggling
heh.. needs more time
S U C K
ole needed more time
olingz needed more time
Ronaldo doesn't know how to speak
VGH, HE JUST NEEDED MORE TIME
suck the last coca-cola
> HE NEEDED MORE TIME
I hope he shits on JLingz.
"OLE IS GONNA BE A GOOD COACH IN THE FUTURE"
WELL THANKS RONNIE
AHAHAHAHHA
ole redemption arc
OLE UNLOCK ME
Why does he keep talking about sucking?
I mean he's literally wearing the gay cross earring. Surely he's going to come out.
stream link? aacstream link? aacstream link? aacstream link? aacstream link? aacstream link? aacstream link? aacstream link? aacstream link? aac
It's on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMj575nEGo
RALF - H E E M E D
ZOOMERS - H E E M E D
who's next lads?
zoomerbros we lost
this wienersucking and the leading questions by Piers are way too painful for me to actually keep watching this
This isn't even a Ronaldo interview, it's fricking Piers saying shit and Ronaldo going YESS YESS
"Frick zoomers."
~ C. Ronaldo
Rashy doesn’t have the HUNGER because he knows the kids are more hungry
boomer ronaldo
zoomers btfo
TECHNOLOGIES AGAIN
Ronnie is redpilled, ETH just plays Oleball with upgraded Defense, United fans are loathe to admit this
He doesn't have players and he manifested he can control games against Chelshit and Tottenham - both games without Penaldo.
Ole had a great record against the top 4 too
By playing counterattacking hoofball, not by controlling the games. Ten gay played counter against Liverpool and Arsenal but played his aggressive style against Tottenham and Chelsea.
Spurs invite opposition onto them and Chelsea have no identity, this is not that impressive
Doesn't matter. He has shown he can play that way, he needs more players and he will do it consistently I think.
zoomers absolutely btfo now
IIRC the last coca cola in the desert is a direct translation of a spanish saying
Fricking Zoomers
Lmao someone post Cristiano disrespecting Cafu webm
imagine if some united 18 year old did this to him
Cafu certified b***hmade.
KWAB
Gaspacho sisters, are we not hungry enough?
"BEST EXAMPLE IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES"
jej the ego
>Ole brings United to third and second place finishes in consecutive years
>buy Ronaldo
>fall all the way to 6th
>Ole is sacked
>young players don't care
>frick zoomers
Hell yeah brother rock on
-John
>rio
>roy keane
lmao he is mentioning his media mates who back him up as good players. watch them both defend him now too.
CR7 was shilling NFTs on instagram today
Piers just tell him you're in love with him ffs
Ronaldo bashing the shitty zoomers like Elanga, Sancho and Rashford is the best part so far
Who’s next?
>I would want to spend every second observing Ronaldo
-Piers Morgan
This isn’t an interview
well DUHHH
>'I like to lead by example'
>refuses to come on late into the match, leaves before it ends
THANKS RONNIE
Garnacho crying rn
Morgan is insufferable
yeah it is astounding that in a room with just 2 guys, Ronaldo is not the biggest c**t.
he's doing what he needs to do to have homosexualnaldo give him an interview and what's funny is that ronaldo doesn't see piers' vice and dishonesty
Probably true
damn son, he's dabbing hard on the united zoomers
He's right
Messi, Benzema, Modric, Cristiano, Zlatan
all went to 35 easy
His points about zoomers lacking mentality applies to all zoomers in all walks of life though.
I know all generations say this about the young but I reckon the zoomoids are completely fricked going forward between social media / internet brain rot and covid lockdowns during formative years.
yep
All boomers know that zoomers are too weak
80% of the new generation will go beyond that
DALOT BROS WE'RE IN THE CLEAR
Dalot confirmed for GOAT
do we really need a break every 10 fricking minutes
WAIT THAT'S RANGNICK'S MUSIC
Dalot
DALOT TRANSFER VALUE MOONING
nothing godnaldo is saying about zoomer footballers is wrong, despite his ego
dalot is also on 1/100th the wage of the rest of the starting team
MANLETBROS WE FRICKING DID IT
WE HAVE RONALDO'S BLESSING
ADs???
>”coming next Ronaldo opens up on the toughest moment of his life”
Messi’s 7th Ballon D’or
DALOT BROS WE FRICKING WON
>only praises Dalot
nice try Jorge Mendes
who??
allie dunn
>Tesco christmas advert TEEMING with ethnics
>these breaks
just fricking play the whole video ffs. Milking this dry baka
Its broadcasting on tv at the same time
frick the TV boomers.
>can't afford a tv
sad. enjoy watching on a delay while i spoil anything interesting he says.
Alright grandad. Kids set you on the computer now?
lmao this moron really is going full nuclear on his team
it's the strangest thing to witness. i can't recall anything like this ever since i've been following football. it's literally a hit piece concocted between 2 people behind the charade of an """interview"""".
So Ronaldo rekt /sp zoomers by telling that youngsters are spoiled brats.
BUY DALOT STOCKS NOW
the ad breaks are 3 minutes each btw
>3 minutes content, 3 minutes ads
Milking every second of it
Funny to think Ten Hag, Neville, Keane etc are all watching this right now
no fricking way this homosexual can go into that locker room anymore
in fact, he is at risk of burning every bridge. He will unironically have no friends in his 40s
they don't even have locker rooms at Old Trafford mate it's just a big muddy pit, not changed in 12 years
Even worse, no club will want to sign him after this shitshow
>cahill and eggs mentioned before missile crisis and trump
instead of ads they should show georgina doing yoga naked
>egg rationing in the UK
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT
cancelobros I'm scared
>the technologies
how much shit can he talk until united can just fire him without paying anything?
How's Cristiano Ronaldo ever going to play football again?
How can he ever run again with Piers Morgan's head so far up his ass?
>dominic rabb bulling allegations
kek
rabb wanted to make kids box in schools and people cried
Incredible
>R-ralf bros?
>credits printed on the shirt
football isn't scripte-
>young players don't care
>you are scoring goals regularly
what
he literally was last season tbf
he's talking about last season. 24 in 38 games is a pretty good haul
VAR DENIED THE BABY
I like how he refers to Piers as “piss”
>scoring goals regularly
what did he mean by this
New bread when?
anyone got a link?
>using his kids death as an excuse
no shame
we obviously about to veer onto falling out with ten hag about preseason because of that incident
>shitting on zoomers and some players from United
>sucking off his moor friend Dalot
Holy bias. Also the interviewer's about to give Poonaldo a BJ. What a fricking suck-up.
what are they talking about?
achievable natty?
George Hurst
>...at the end of the day you win games by scoring some faking goals
when one of his newborn twins died
>we cried together in his bedroom
scran in Qatar
cracking jokes about the two c**ts in the back
TSUUUUU
>sad and happy at the same moment
felt it during the euro final
it's settled then. cuckitini is the true GOAT
his face has reduced flexibility from all the botox, he has that cumbersome plastic look, he's gonna go full doll mode in his 40s probably like Efron
piers on the other hand looks disgusting, a villain straight out a charles dickens novel
>yeas, dead kid, very sad, I dodged Liverpool and the next day was posting in my underwear for instagram
legit psychopath
zero emotion on this mans face while he talks about the death of his kid.
see
He's roaring atm but unable to change his expression
ONE DIE, ONE SURVIVE
2 shots, 1 on target
ANGEL'S IN A BOX
Why are Ronaldo's lips so glossy and shinny
he's 80% botox
He's transitioning so he can score some goals in the female leagues.
ANGEL'S IN A BOX
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>THE STATE OF OUR FACILITIES
Look at luis suarez when he returned to Uruguay
the way Cristiano complains, you'd think it was this quality
HOLY FRICKING SOUL
cristiano is confirmed a massive homosexual.
I thought urgay was first world?
We never were. We don't have that kind of money to have impressive stadiums.
We have 3 decent ones only.
Is that a prison yard?
SOVL reminds me of the one local club that has its locker room in an old slaugtherhouse
so many memes from this shit
Name 2.
how come this guy can't speak even half decent fricking English, jesus christ
He can't even wrote Portuguese.
Speaks better than the average brit.
>Christcuckery
cringe
>my kids were crying about my baby
>they are weak. zoomers are the generation of the weak
What is he saying?
Not even the heaviest drug will help to understand him
I have nothing against penaldo but it's rough.
NANANANA NANANANNANAA
TALK ABOUT MESSI ALREADY HOLY SHIT
>predicting the questions before they're asked
kek, not even hiding it
>it was better that my kid died
holy kek Ronaldo is based?
Ronaldos house confirmed.
oh it is his house
ANGEL'S ASHES IN A BOX
>His ashes are with me
I can't believe he's really Big Boss.
cute and wholesome
he has a church in his house and talks to his dead father
>he has his dads ashes
You're supposed to keep them in a cemetery
One kid in the box
One kid in the booooooox
Cristiano Ronaldo
filled with botox
do you think his dead father watches georgina taking showers naked after talking to him?
>he speaks with the ghost of his dead kid
lmao he really has gone full schizo
English Community
Who /technologies/ here
Noone gives a frick, shillfarm bot
Can't Ronaldo pronounce S letter right?