Name one Dutch coach that did well in the premier league?
Pro tip: you can’t!
They’ve all been flops, and the reason why is because of their silly accents and inability to vibe with British banter. They’re too serious, and don’t understand that bullying is a bonding experience in the U.K. - similar to African-Americans.
Brits don’t like uptight people, but we also don’t like lazy swarthoids either.
There’s a balance that continentals struggle with. Meds are too lazy. Germanics are too uptight.
We thought english lad culture was just banter and male bonding, not actual post match buttsex. It's a shock for Dutch players and coaches when they find out.
I think most christians would consider that unchristian. But then again they don't mind eating his body and drinking his blood so what do I know it's a weird cult
this is what peak darts performance looks like. he is absolutely smashing a different slag every night of the week after a dozen pints of stella with the lads.
Why are they all bald?
fulbo knowledge comes with a price
>Why are they all bald?
they are dutch
Height comes at a price
Addiction to hookers in red light district promotes high changes on testosterone base level
In that case all english should be bald not us, we're more interested in making money with sex tourism
>ten haag
>horny bawd
blinding
Imagine how good football would be if Cruyff died in his mother's womb
Imagine how much the same football would be if every single egyptian died
The same, salah is overrated so is every nafru
Name one Dutch coach that did well in the premier league?
Pro tip: you can’t!
They’ve all been flops, and the reason why is because of their silly accents and inability to vibe with British banter. They’re too serious, and don’t understand that bullying is a bonding experience in the U.K. - similar to African-Americans.
Brits don’t like uptight people, but we also don’t like lazy swarthoids either.
There’s a balance that continentals struggle with. Meds are too lazy. Germanics are too uptight.
So basically bongs are just Black folk
We thought english lad culture was just banter and male bonding, not actual post match buttsex. It's a shock for Dutch players and coaches when they find out.
Is this the reason why mainly English coaches win the PL?
Schteve McLaren
Big teeemsh
As opposed to all those great English managers that won it.
FRAUDE CHAUVE
BALD FRAUD
The future of Dutch coaching is looking bald
Ten Hag being lined up to take over at Bayern Munich.
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PSV's title celebration just got ruined because some fan blew up his own hand with fireworks. Does anyone have the video?
https://www.dumpert.nl/item/100091675_c23bd0e8
Here but I can't open it because I don't have an account
spanish coaches are the best right now
why did G*d curse this nation with baldness? was it the calvinism?
I think it's the secularism. On the left: atheist. On the right: his Christian brother.
More baldies should rock whatever the guy on left has going on.
I don't know if Reve was a christian, anon. I do know he wrote that he wanted to frick god in the ass like a donkey.
Why wouldn't a true Christian make love with God?
I think most christians would consider that unchristian. But then again they don't mind eating his body and drinking his blood so what do I know it's a weird cult
Guess which of these two persons is A pedophile.
>Michael Van Gerwen was 17 years old at the time this photo was taken
Dutch men turn 13 and go bald
that's just darts genetics
another pic with better hairline exposure
it's all the genetically modified ingredients in the kebabs he's been eating
this is what peak darts performance looks like. he is absolutely smashing a different slag every night of the week after a dozen pints of stella with the lads.
You drink Stella in bongland? it's atrocious
Anglos don’t have taste buds
our peasant class likes it
Apparently they're rivals now. How beautiful.
We should ban all Dutch men (especially of the bald variety) from this league and never sign any Dutch player ever again
Even the mini journalist is bald
Men are evolving to never have hair. There is no cure
I dont know them but after he got humiliated by messi van gall should consider a retirement, also anything is better than him
Ten Hag is the best of the Dutch coaches btw.
Looks bright? Looks shiny to me.