They literally have 0 good players in the squad, how the frick are they making the Final?
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They literally have 0 good players in the squad, how the frick are they making the Final?
They literally have 0 good players in the squad, how the frick are they making the Final?
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Best goalkeeper in the world
2 best cbs in the world
one of the best left backs in the world
Maatsen, Füllkrug, Sabitzer, Brandt top tier
You are delusional. Learn more about football. We will win this and you will ALOPOGIZE
first BVB match i watched this year and Kobel looked really wobbly
Injuries have wrecked him
Not even the best goalie in Bundesliga
>2 best cbs in the world
Only Hummels, Rudiger is above Shalomthebuck by far
i expect you to alopogize after we beat rudeBlack person and his team in the final
Brandt, Maatsen, Kobel, Sabitzer, Hummels are actually good tho and Sancho really showed up in both games
Adeyemi is good too imo
Don't forget Fullkrug being der Clutch Meister
They form a good unit. That's more important than individual skills. Also they are very lucky.
Soul, passion and desire unironically
continental football has been dogshit for half a decade now
Sabitzer and good coaching.
They run like maniacs, defended like maniacs
>American education
Hummels is playing at his absolute world class best currently again. No idea how he's able to do it at 35, but he does.
Schlotterbeck has also surprisingly stabilized.
Brandt is potentially world class when he has self-confidence.
Sancho is also potentially world class when his coach gives him trust and confidence.
Ryerson is one of the best right backs in the world right now, extremely reliable player.
Maatsen is a fantastic talent with lots of potential as well.
Sabitzer has also been playing like in good old Leipzig times recently.
Kobel is low-key one of the best goalkeepers in Europe currently.
Schlotterbeck hasnt "surprisingly stabilized". He's been incredible almost all of the season.
this, he only gets the nerves and is dog shit in the NT
>Reus nowhere to be seen
Thank god they are letting that homie leave, he had 1 good season and they turned him into their mascot. Frick Reus.
>a frickin mutt
Yoire literally African.
Hummels one of the best defenders in the World, Füllkrug top 5 striker in big matches. They just play in the best league in the world, imagine they could statpad in the EPL
>Hummels one of the best defenders in the World
of all time
Brandt is class didnt you watch him play?
Luck. PSG hit the bar 7 times over 2 legs.
A team like Madrid will roll them over.
They were supposed to get rolled over in groups. Atletico was supposed to roll them over. PSG was supposed to roll them over.
According to your gaping butthole maybe.
Good thing Dortmund aren't a good team then.
Madrid is shit in every big game they play and do basically the same thing dortmund did today. I don‘t remember the last time i‘ve seen them dominate a good team
>Luck. PSG hit the bar 7 times over 2 legs.
>A team like Madrid will roll them over.
So when City somehow managed to miss 8900 shots it wasn't luck on Madrid's side?
Yes. However, Madrid were playing the best team in the world. Dortmund were playing against a team that regularly gets BTFO in the UCL.
Madrid actually beat good teams.
>they cheat good teams
they literally won a ucl with an offside goal. who does that
yeah right pathetico madrid where definitely gonna win the final if it werent for the offside lol, give your head a wobble raghead
are you dumb or just trolling
are you brown and seething?
>Madrid actually beat good teams.
So did Dortmund.
>brothel league cope
Real Madrid won 95% of their titles this way
>flag
>talks about others being rolled over
How many English teams in the finals Ranjit?
How many Canadian teams, Chang?
Seethe
>UEFA
>E
>European
Are you moronic?
great response there you destroyed me
As many as British ones, Dweezil
>waaaaahh how can this team be good if it isn't full of hyped up millionaires with ad deals and fortnite skins!!
if bayern goes through tomorrow we may see the biggest humiliation ritual in a cl final ever, this are basically the same guys that choked the league in the very last game, terzic included
I expect you in my alopogize thread when the final is over. We Bienchenbrudis have been hearing this slander ever since the gruppenphase started and yet again, yet again you will have to alopogize.
>what do you mean "team synergy"?
It's a team sport, that's what low IQ people don't understand and why meme players like Boppe keep failing
Germany used to be the arguably best national team for like 2 decades and outside of our goalies we didn't have any overhyped meme players
and our goalies weren’t overhyped meme players but genuinely world class
but it’s wrong to suggest that we never had other standout players
Firstie Era
I tell you dogs regularly
>muh expensive players
You dont have to spend the entire GDP of a nation on each of your players to have a good squad. Frick oil clubs
hyper motivated bayern rejects
The power of friendship + Terzic black magic beats all talent
I thought Dortmund fans didn’t like Terzic
The players love him
Yeah hence black magic. He always wins whenever it looks like he has fricked up for good
If they play Bayer 04 in a final setting would they beat them with this lineup currently?
Dortmund deserve to be in the final because you can only beat who you play but their side of the bracket was a joke, Madrid or Bayern will beat them.
Prepare to alopogize.
I hope I am wrong!
will to power
Xabi unironically improving the performance of an entire league by forcing rest of the teams to adapt to his tactics.
Black magic from Edin
Congratulations Bortmund I'm glad you got through
Hummels has been the best defender in the world for the past 12 years, just saying
also bait
The Dortmund disrespect is crazy
>nooo where are my shiny players like penaldo and pissi noooo
stupid mutt, football is about the team frick off
anon they have the power of friendship
>sancho redemption arc
fricking lol this sport is too unpredictable
was shit tonight
even if he scored 5 own goals the fact that jadon sancho is in a champions league final is mind boggling
nah, he was decent
not as good as in the second half of the first match but still have it his all
he was okay, hate how he's completely afraid of scoring and passes when he's in front of the goal though
it was the easiest path to the final and it was specifically rigged for future Madrid star Kyllian Mbappe (and current Madrid stars, but that's tomorrow)
Terzic's black magic
They had, Hummels, Kobel and Schlotterbeck
You're just ignorant and underestimating them
you mean they're not filled with overrated shitters?
Ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
*clap* *clap* *clap*
well done, Dortmund, well done,
but Kane needs a throphy.
Stick to baseball kyle, this isnt the sport for you
There are 0 good players in PSG
Mats Hummels is still elite, arguably in career best form at 35
Knockout competitions are largely dependent on luck. Anyone who thinks the CL determines the objectively best team in Europe is an idiot.
in a single match format perhaps, but with this two-legged format the better team usually will have enough time to gain a decisive advantage and advance
Often, but not always. It's also highly dependent on lots of other luck-based factors. Sometimes a team will have an easy route to the final. Sometimes a team will have one of their key players injured during the KO match, which puts them at a serious disadvantage for that particular fixture where they could get eliminated. Sometimes the refs will make terrible decisions in a match.
Round-robin/league competitions are a much more objective way to measure a team's ability because the same teams play every other team home and away. Over the course of 38 games, the best team overall is decided. Knockout competitions are more exciting (and that's arguably all that matters for the viewer), but they're not objective by any means.
power of ANIME
Dortmund should be grateful that they won the CL once in the 90's because they're never winning it again.
Is it really worth it, reaching another final and losing again, facing all that disappointment?
They have SOVL
>Top the group of death
>Beat atletico and PSG in the knockouts
>Bend over for bayern in the final like the cucks they are
You know it's gonna happen
so basically atletico
What happened to Donyell Malen?
thirdies literally cannot conceive of the tactics of the firstie era
Seems they are a well coached unit that works together well
What did Chelsea get for mashing together tons of individually "good" Ngubus valued at $1billion+++? Jack shit
ummm finishing above united sweaty
Not sure if Chelsea was a good option considering they've been more successful than BVB in recent times
They won a CL just a couple of years ago
buyern is going to 7-0 in the final and shitmundtards are going to vanish from Fhite
them*
maybe they do have good players and you might be wrong? I know that thought hasn't crossed your mind, but someone needed to tell you.
at the end of the day it's 11v11
they win this at least 3 out of 10 times no matter who their opponent is
Lotta customers ITT acting like they weren't slapped 0:2 in their beleuchtete Kloschüssel a few weeks ago.
BVB have been the favourites in every single match they've played save for against PSG (notorious underperformers).