>Coincidentally, that same Monday, at the 136th General Assembly of the International Football Association Board held in Doha, Qatar, the highest body that guarantor of the rules of football, decided to make a change in the regulations, which precisely seeks to limit the famous "dancing archers". The modification was approved by FIFA and will begin to be implemented from July 1.
>The Australian goalkeeper's confession: "Yes, I cheated"
What is it about? From now on, goalkeepers must have both feet on the line when taking a penalty, either during the match or in a penalty shootout. In other words, the goalkeeper cannot get ahead and the interpretation that allowed him to keep at least one foot on the line will no longer run.
https://www.ole.com.ar/futbol-internacional/fifa-arquero-penales-limitar-movimientos_0_XqF04VxxWZ.amp.html
ok this guy's career died
 UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
 DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68 |
UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
Peru lost.
Get over it.
they just keep cucking keepers.
>Both feet on the line
what the frick so new goalkeepers are going to have to have incredible lateral leaps just to be able to potentially reach a ball
It would be a disaster if Ronaldo or Messi had a penalty saved in their final World Cup, FIFA has to protect their legacies.
thus guy gets it dont get suprised when you will see an Argentina vs Portugal final
If you enforce every single GK rule it's basically impossible to save a decent pen
hence why so many shootouts got to the keepers without a save recently
They want to increase the number of goals scored in the game. Giving more soft penalties and then making it hard for stoppers is part of the plan.
>goalkeepers must have both feet on the line when taking a penalty
I feel like that's not going to give the keeper much time to save a shot unless it was close to them.
Actually, is there any sort of stat that says how many keepers dive to either side before the penalty taker has actually made contact with the ball? My mind tells me it'd be a lot of keepers but I don't actually know.
Also, how are they even going to judge that? Bring out VAR every single goddamn time a pen is taken so they can freeze frame when the foot touches the ball and when the keeper moves?
The stats i've seen a few years ago showed that staying put in the middle gave the GK the highest block %.
Huh. I thought it was the other way around which is why keepers almost always picked a side. That's interesting.
>JUST DON'T HECKING SAVE THE PENALTINO, IT'S MEANT TO GO THE HECK IN
>something neat and fun happens
>BAN IT
Frick "professionalism" Black folk, sports should never have grown beyond amateur play.
Why is it that Sudacas always brag about doing anything to win but when it goes against them they get pissy? They're always swarming refs and embellishing fouls, doing shit like Suarez blocking the ball from scoring and that's all fine but when a guy from a non-footballing country does it it's cheating or a gimmick. lmao
sudacas are eternally pissy towards anglos, they literally live rent free in sudacas' heads
Not anglos, just the US. Nobody gives a frick about England except us, and it's not really that big of a deal.
And the US lives rent free in everyone minds.
>Nobody gives a frick about England
I guarantee I could click on Catalog now and there would be at least 5 threads about us, all started by third-world flags
That's purely the culture on this board though. You genuinely think they're raving on the streets of Uruguay about the it's coming home chants or what Jamie Carragher has to say about X thing? lol
Yes
It's cause brown skins think their country is a steaming pile of shit because of the UK and not because corruption and mismanagement is endemic in their culture
Getting pissy and complaining, claiming others are cheating when you do the same shit IS part of doing anything to win.
no because they lost
Might as well glue the goalkeeper's feet to the line.
Every penalty shootout is going to last forever now and end like 28-27
if you cant score because the zoomer is doing a fornite dance it's your fault
>>The Australian goalkeeper's confession: "Yes, I cheated"
what was meant by this
unfaithful to his husband
redmayne threw away the bottle of the peruvian goalkeeper which had the information of the australian takers
this is why i despise this """"sport""""
I really hate how this sport is run sometimes
Something silly happens in the UCL or the Premier league in one match and they rush to change the laws of the game instantly
It didnt use to be like this, only since appointment of some fricker at FIFA, thats why the handball laws changed like 5 times in the last few years
I am not Seething! I know nothing happened in those 4 games, I knew it was 0 goals from open play. 360 hours without one. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that Journalist at the Guardian to praise him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. The Kneeling! Are you telling me that a team just happens to believe in that? No! He orchestrated it! Gareth! He wants Saka to bang his daughter! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I welcomed him into my own team! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since '96, always the same! Couldn't stop bottling the major tournaments! But not our Gareth! Couldn't be precious Gareth! Serial choker! And HE gets to be England manager? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! and you have to stop him, you-
this show is boring the old frick spend 15 minutes to fix a toaster or build a ramp, it's meaningless and pretencious filling
This is especially moronic since his tactic doesnt even work well for saving the penalties.
Okay smart guy, how doesn't it work?
statistically its better to stand in the middle. the result being different in one shootout dont change that
He won a final for Sydney doing the same thing, that's why he was brought on for this.
I don't believe it. So you're telling me a dancing man in goal wouldn't put you off in a high pressure situation?
mindgames are a different matter
Peru was better
>From now on, goalkeepers must have both feet on the line when taking a penalty
This is a ridiculously bad rule. You don't save shots by diving laterally - you have to dive towards the ball to make a save as a keeper. It's a fundamental aspect of goalkeeping technique. Forcing a keeper to have both feet on the line when the penalty is taken is like forcing penalty takers to have a one-step run-up.
good decision. if you want to be a monkey go to circus
xD
>make penals even easier to score
next they'll introduce a rule that goal keeper has to stand 10 meters behind goal line...
Sounds fake. I can't find a a source except for that article
yeah I dont see it either
It's in a marca article
>Changes were announced affecting goalkeepers and penalty kicks. It was interpreted as valid that the goalkeeper could have one foot in front and one foot behind the line, but in fact it was an infringement.
>The rule has been reworded to emphasise that the spirit of the rule requires the goalkeeper to have both feet in direct contact with or directly over the goal line until the penalty kick is taken.
https://www.marca.com/en/football/spanish-football/2022/06/13/62a64aec46163f45108b4589.html
mls-shootouts when
SOVL
too much SOVL for fifa
is this real life? why does it look like a 90's videogame?
gringos are stupid and deserve to 1000 of 9/11
absolutely based
would love to see what people like Zlatan, Lewandowski, Haaland would do with this
more interesting for the keeper, too
The ONE things the yanks could have brought to international football if they actually gave a shit. I'd love to see this.
both feet on the line, thats fricking gay
ONLY fair if there's
NO stutter-stepping
NO dancing
NO stopping
NO slowing down
or other assorted bullshit
on the part of the player taking the penalty.
if the keeper has to have both feet planted you could literally just pass the ball into the corner. Might as well get rid of penalties.
it appears that FIFA is seething about this soijak too.
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST THE STOP THE PENALTY!!! WE WERE TRYING TO RIG THE GAME!
Peru got ROBBED
I get them not wanting meme dances to dominate shoot-outs, but they must be aware that they’re ruining the entire thing by essentially fricking goalkeepers over with more and more rules restraining them. One foot on the line is tough already, but two? 17:16 results over and over simply aren’t cool. And imagine having to redo penalties over and over because the gk slightly stepped across the line
i dont care, we deserved to lose if we cant beat fricking emu cuckolds in 120 minutes
Happy holiday wog.
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MONKE AROUND THAT'S UNFAIR
Cope
>BUT FIFA SAID-
Cope
just make it a free goal at this point we all know they want to do that, penalties are already impossible to save if the guy puts it in the top corners
Ridiculous
Wog ball as usual.
australia ruins football
god we are so based
>ok this guy's career died
he is literally a no one 3rd choice goalkeeper for >arsetralia
him pulling that shit was his only notable point in his career and he's ultimately changed the rules of the penalty kick forever with his shithousery
Why is IFAB, normally seen as incredibly conservative with the Laws of the Game, suddenly in the last 5 years decided that the book needs fricking with every 6 months?
Like the goal kick rule, what's the point?
they should ban fans booing when someone is about to score a penalty because that's just as distracting as those dancing moves
>Beard
>Onions mouth
>noooo, you can’t be excited for sending your team to the World Cup!!!!
They had to nerf us lol
What about Dibu and his shit talking? Oh no when u guys do it it's soul right
Lmao
>Te voy a comer hermano
Colombiatrannies deserved that. Frick that gay dancing piece of shit team.