This has to be one of the worst Dynamite cards of all time.

This has to be one of the worst Dynamite cards of all time.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    afraid so

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we'll hear from Serena Deeb
    no I fricking won't lmao

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raw was that good huh?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is gonna struggle to reach 600k

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek what an unbelievably stacked card

      you struggle to tie your shoes fatso lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you struggle to tie your shoes fatso lol
        Kek it do be like that.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say that every week and it just gets worse

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear they did half of this shit last week already

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Jericho shit might be funny but yeah that's trash

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't tuning in to see a Trent Beretta match? He's a Smackdown legend, didn't you know?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember bros, the worst cards on paper turn out to be the best shows! Remember?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women's match
    >Serena Dweeb live promo
    >Chris Jericho segment
    Yep, sub 700K incoming.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are a lot of their wrestlers sitting out their contracts? Where's Wardlow & Miro?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wardlow's been banished to ROH
      Miro's probably at home jacking off, dunno

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wardlow's been banished to ROH
        He has? Holy frick what did he do to piss Tony off lmao. Wardlow's whole career after beating MJF has been one never ending KWAB.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He cut a promo on the people on the internet calling him a failure and he just never recovered after that because it made him look like such a geek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wardlow is hurt.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Undisputed Jobbers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miro is supposedly injured, but it's been like a year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being "pushed" to ROH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek remember when this devil shit was supposed to be the hottest angle in the biz

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rampagetty getting moved again
    >Not advertising your 3 new signings
    >Expecting a Deeb promo to draw

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You say that every week, and every week AEW delivers some kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and every week AEW delivers some kino

      especially on thursdays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I just realized AEW is responsible for the highlight of my working week
        Frick.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slopdown is cancelled.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this, genuinely? Did you cut out half the card?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jericho learning an ex 'E guy who's been around for a decade. Frick you TK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an angle you moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gay angle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The angle is quite obtuse NGL on god

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Shida
    Seriously, wtf is TK's problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s been banished to ROH because Tony’s a fricking moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Has she done anything after having that kino match with Athena?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Banishing the asiatics to ROH is like the one good decision Tony's made.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honest to goodness 650k card

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even close to the worst AEW card bro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >having to bring out a pandemic Dynamite where like 10 wrestlers were available

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >30 minute Swagger match

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jon moxley needed 30 minutes to beat someone in a no holds barred match
      Badass. Death jitsu. Yeah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posts a better card than whats airing tonight
      lance archer, kip sabian, and chuck taylor are all gigadraws brother

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WWE is back to being shit and AEW is just unwatchable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WWE is back to being shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting people to believe cagematch wwe ratings in 2024
        no one is that stupid bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ilja/Ricochet and Gunther/Dragunov were both really great matches you don't get to see too often on WWE TV, Iyo/Natalya was also decent for what it was.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's boring and sterile now. Gaitch doesn't know what he's doing

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i predict 620k

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t wait till we get a NO SIXER.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so first tony fricks my normal schedule all up by not airing rampage and collision at their regular time, then he gives me this shitty awful card after a whole week with no wrestling? if it gets any worse i might have to become an owlchad or even worse a WoWzir

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when the dream matches stops coming for a while. that we always hope for more dream match every week. i don't know who's to blame here but it is what it is.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Edge vs Brody King
    dimes
    >Christian/Swerve promo
    face Swerve is boring but Christian is mega dimes
    >Mariah vs Harley
    Harley Cameron wrestles? Gonna be trash
    >OC vs Trent
    I thought this was some big feud why is it just on dynamite? Anyways white trash lucha who cares
    >Deeb promo
    she can't fricking talk
    >Learning Tree/Big Bill
    kindadimes

    Throw in the obligatory Young Bucks segment and this card looks like shit

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will only be watching the bimbo match.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just going to catch the webms here

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can they just get rid of Rampage and give that extra hour to Collision. Also, move the day from Saturday to a day where you're not going to get ass blasted by all the sportball.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch Exfed guys anymore so I guess it's a pretty skippable show.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot Trent

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        missed one trent was in WWE too

        To me, "exfed" means someone who has spent more time in WWE than out of WWE. Trent is 11 years removed from a 7 year stint so he's ""clean"" in my eyes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >who has spent more time in WWE than out of WWE.

          I'm pretty sure Jericho, Swerve & Big Bill meet this criteria.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      missed one trent was in WWE too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot Trent

        Welp. Guess I'm skipping the whole fricking thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot Trent

      missed one trent was in WWE too

      Didn't even know that Trent and Harley was in wwe before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Harley literally only went to AEW because her soft working relationship with WWE went breasts up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >working relationship
          You mean aka she wasn't signed so she started working at the place that she got signed to?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah she was working in NXT on a "we'll shoot hire you soon, promise" contract as a jobber/enhancement but didn't get hired

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying. She wasn't signed. AEW signed her. So she started working in AEW

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Harley
          >breasts up
          mmm

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The e'cord is scrambling for anything after that Punk promo kek

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dire. What the frick is Tony doing? This is a contract year.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, truly, what else can he do? So much of the roster have Sawdusted themselves over the last six months there's hardly anyone left.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sawdusted isn't a proper noun. Didn't WWE just have two people withdraw from tournaments due to injury?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet the Tournament is still full of Stars

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stars isn't a proper noun.

            >Jey Uso

            Miro is supposedly injured, but it's been like a year

            Miro wrestled for the latter half of last year but I don't blame you for repressing that since the only thing good he did was against Hobbs (and he still went over because god forbid he do a fricking job)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stars isn't a proper noun.

          >Jey Uso

          [...]
          Miro wrestled for the latter half of last year but I don't blame you for repressing that since the only thing good he did was against Hobbs (and he still went over because god forbid he do a fricking job)

          Wrestling figs in ass posts btw

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    D I R E

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only bit of that I'm remotely interested in is hearing from Serena Deeb.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know its sad when AEW and WWE fans agree that a card is shit

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DIMES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On planet moron

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see the rate, see the rate, see the ratings
    >see the rate, see the rate, see the ratingggggsss
    >have a LEARNING TREE
    >LEARNING TREE, TO CLIMB!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch AEW, why is Jericho paired with different shitter every other week?

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