>Wardlow's been banished to ROH
He has? Holy frick what did he do to piss Tony off lmao. Wardlow's whole career after beating MJF has been one never ending KWAB.
Ilja/Ricochet and Gunther/Dragunov were both really great matches you don't get to see too often on WWE TV, Iyo/Natalya was also decent for what it was.
so first tony fricks my normal schedule all up by not airing rampage and collision at their regular time, then he gives me this shitty awful card after a whole week with no wrestling? if it gets any worse i might have to become an owlchad or even worse a WoWzir
when the dream matches stops coming for a while. that we always hope for more dream match every week. i don't know who's to blame here but it is what it is.
>Edge vs Brody King
dimes >Christian/Swerve promo
face Swerve is boring but Christian is mega dimes >Mariah vs Harley
Harley Cameron wrestles? Gonna be trash >OC vs Trent
I thought this was some big feud why is it just on dynamite? Anyways white trash lucha who cares >Deeb promo
she can't fricking talk >Learning Tree/Big Bill
kindadimes
Throw in the obligatory Young Bucks segment and this card looks like shit
Can they just get rid of Rampage and give that extra hour to Collision. Also, move the day from Saturday to a day where you're not going to get ass blasted by all the sportball.
To me, "exfed" means someone who has spent more time in WWE than out of WWE. Trent is 11 years removed from a 7 year stint so he's ""clean"" in my eyes.
Miro is supposedly injured, but it's been like a year
Miro wrestled for the latter half of last year but I don't blame you for repressing that since the only thing good he did was against Hobbs (and he still went over because god forbid he do a fricking job)
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Miro wrestled for the latter half of last year but I don't blame you for repressing that since the only thing good he did was against Hobbs (and he still went over because god forbid he do a fricking job)
afraid so
>we'll hear from Serena Deeb
no I fricking won't lmao
Raw was that good huh?
This is gonna struggle to reach 600k
kek what an unbelievably stacked card
you struggle to tie your shoes fatso lol
>you struggle to tie your shoes fatso lol
Kek it do be like that.
I say that every week and it just gets worse
I swear they did half of this shit last week already
the Jericho shit might be funny but yeah that's trash
You aren't tuning in to see a Trent Beretta match? He's a Smackdown legend, didn't you know?
Remember bros, the worst cards on paper turn out to be the best shows! Remember?
>women's match
>Serena Dweeb live promo
>Chris Jericho segment
Yep, sub 700K incoming.
Are a lot of their wrestlers sitting out their contracts? Where's Wardlow & Miro?
Wardlow's been banished to ROH
Miro's probably at home jacking off, dunno
>Wardlow's been banished to ROH
He has? Holy frick what did he do to piss Tony off lmao. Wardlow's whole career after beating MJF has been one never ending KWAB.
He cut a promo on the people on the internet calling him a failure and he just never recovered after that because it made him look like such a geek
Wardlow is hurt.
The Undisputed Jobbers
Miro is supposedly injured, but it's been like a year
Being "pushed" to ROH
kek remember when this devil shit was supposed to be the hottest angle in the biz
>Rampagetty getting moved again
>Not advertising your 3 new signings
>Expecting a Deeb promo to draw
You say that every week, and every week AEW delivers some kino
>and every week AEW delivers some kino
especially on thursdays
>I just realized AEW is responsible for the highlight of my working week
Frick.
Slopdown is cancelled.
What the frick is this, genuinely? Did you cut out half the card?
Why is Jericho learning an ex 'E guy who's been around for a decade. Frick you TK
It's an angle you moron
Gay angle
The angle is quite obtuse NGL on god
>No Shida
Seriously, wtf is TK's problem?
She’s been banished to ROH because Tony’s a fricking moron
Has she done anything after having that kino match with Athena?
Banishing the asiatics to ROH is like the one good decision Tony's made.
honest to goodness 650k card
It's not even close to the worst AEW card bro.
>having to bring out a pandemic Dynamite where like 10 wrestlers were available
>30 minute Swagger match
>jon moxley needed 30 minutes to beat someone in a no holds barred match
Badass. Death jitsu. Yeah.
>posts a better card than whats airing tonight
lance archer, kip sabian, and chuck taylor are all gigadraws brother
WWE is back to being shit and AEW is just unwatchable
>WWE is back to being shit
>expecting people to believe cagematch wwe ratings in 2024
no one is that stupid bro
Ilja/Ricochet and Gunther/Dragunov were both really great matches you don't get to see too often on WWE TV, Iyo/Natalya was also decent for what it was.
Yes, it's boring and sterile now. Gaitch doesn't know what he's doing
i predict 620k
Can’t wait till we get a NO SIXER.
so first tony fricks my normal schedule all up by not airing rampage and collision at their regular time, then he gives me this shitty awful card after a whole week with no wrestling? if it gets any worse i might have to become an owlchad or even worse a WoWzir
when the dream matches stops coming for a while. that we always hope for more dream match every week. i don't know who's to blame here but it is what it is.
>Edge vs Brody King
dimes
>Christian/Swerve promo
face Swerve is boring but Christian is mega dimes
>Mariah vs Harley
Harley Cameron wrestles? Gonna be trash
>OC vs Trent
I thought this was some big feud why is it just on dynamite? Anyways white trash lucha who cares
>Deeb promo
she can't fricking talk
>Learning Tree/Big Bill
kindadimes
Throw in the obligatory Young Bucks segment and this card looks like shit
I will only be watching the bimbo match.
I'm just going to catch the webms here
Can they just get rid of Rampage and give that extra hour to Collision. Also, move the day from Saturday to a day where you're not going to get ass blasted by all the sportball.
I don't watch Exfed guys anymore so I guess it's a pretty skippable show.
You forgot Trent
To me, "exfed" means someone who has spent more time in WWE than out of WWE. Trent is 11 years removed from a 7 year stint so he's ""clean"" in my eyes.
>who has spent more time in WWE than out of WWE.
I'm pretty sure Jericho, Swerve & Big Bill meet this criteria.
missed one trent was in WWE too
Welp. Guess I'm skipping the whole fricking thing.
Didn't even know that Trent and Harley was in wwe before
Harley literally only went to AEW because her soft working relationship with WWE went breasts up
>working relationship
You mean aka she wasn't signed so she started working at the place that she got signed to?
Nah she was working in NXT on a "we'll shoot hire you soon, promise" contract as a jobber/enhancement but didn't get hired
Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying. She wasn't signed. AEW signed her. So she started working in AEW
>Harley
>breasts up
mmm
The e'cord is scrambling for anything after that Punk promo kek
dire. What the frick is Tony doing? This is a contract year.
I mean, truly, what else can he do? So much of the roster have Sawdusted themselves over the last six months there's hardly anyone left.
Sawdusted isn't a proper noun. Didn't WWE just have two people withdraw from tournaments due to injury?
And yet the Tournament is still full of Stars
Stars isn't a proper noun.
>Jey Uso
Miro wrestled for the latter half of last year but I don't blame you for repressing that since the only thing good he did was against Hobbs (and he still went over because god forbid he do a fricking job)
Wrestling figs in ass posts btw
D I R E
The only bit of that I'm remotely interested in is hearing from Serena Deeb.
you know its sad when AEW and WWE fans agree that a card is shit
DIMES
On planet moron
>see the rate, see the rate, see the ratings
>see the rate, see the rate, see the ratingggggsss
>have a LEARNING TREE
>LEARNING TREE, TO CLIMB!
I don't watch AEW, why is Jericho paired with different shitter every other week?