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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is lose/lose for jake paul.

    If he wins, it's disrespectful. He beat a post prime post retirement tyson.
    If he loses, it's humiliating. He lost to an old man.

    I hope Tyson kills him, but the reality is honestly sadder. How's some old guy gonna take brain trauma from one good punch?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He beat a post prime post retirement tyson.
      You underestimate how pozzed in the head the population is from globohomosexual psyops, most American cucks still worship him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the reality is honestly sadder
      It always is unfortunately. Old dudes never win these fights no matter who they used to be

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        George Foreman did.

        Speaking of, power is the last thing to go, which is why George clobbered the frick out of Moorer. Tyson still has the speed and power to put Paul (who is incredibly fricking slow) on queer street.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I mentioned Tyson is fricked if he takes a punch... but will he? Tysons peekaboo style will keep him safe unless he faces a counter puncher. And frankly Jake is fricking trash. He doesn't have the skill, speed, precision, or courage to throw a counter. There's zero chance of one coming out.

          Mike may kill this gay after all. Mike did accept this fight after all. Surely understanding he's old as frick. He must realize Jake is too fricking slow to hit him.

          This fight is a work.

          For what purpose? No result really benefits Jake here. Obviously they both make crazy money though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek 60 year old Mike Tyson isn’t gonna go out there and fight like that for more than 10 seconds. Even Prime 80s iron Mike could only keep that shit up for a few rounds before he had to fight out of a more traditional orthodox stance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Foreman was like 42 when he won the belt again. Tyson is 57

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hes not fighting for a belt tho
            hes belting a youtube twat around the head once or twice, this hopefully with enough force that we hear the final bell of such fricking charades

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure Jake just smokes weed and fricks his instagram ho of the month girlfriend all day. Not saying he couldn't knock a 60 year old man out, but he's probably only good for 1 or 2 rounds before he gets gassed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you dont frick around with hitters like Tyson no matter how fricking stoned you are tho. Its like wrestling bears. If the bare forgets to take it easy? He'll slap your dumb head clean off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of people still buy into "bro it's mike tyson he still moves well look at him on the pads, i'm surprised at them giving Tyson quite a chance because they still look at Jake Paul as just le youtuber when to be fair he's been boxing for a while now.

      For that reason I don't think it's lose/lose for Paul. A lot more people will tune in or at least be aware of him. Press is press, he gets an easy fight, massive coverage and Netflix paid him a shit ton to stream it. It's win/win for him.
      If he loses it's a joke, sure, but it's not like he's got this serious boxing career that's on the line.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >serious boxing career
        That was never on the line because it never existed. He is not a serious boxer no matter how many millions he spends on a training camp or how many cans he pays to take a dive. He will never ever be a real boxer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's what i said anon, i said he isn't risking a serious boxing career or anything so he doesn't lose much

          I do think he could become a real boxer, at some point. Meaning if he actually fights genuine competition. But I think it's a while off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No KO, Jake Paul wins on points by split decision, Tyson fans can cope by claiming he got robbed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. Jake Paul is a sub 100 IQ moron

      I hope Tyson still got it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This fight is a work.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a 60 year old geriatric still boxing? Yes I know it’s fake boxing only for the money but still. Go die somewhere boomer.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao Tyson is there to take a dive for a serious, under the table, post fight bonus. He's gonna fall flatter than what's his face, the cure to insomnia mma leg humper

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At what point are these threads Fhite?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tyson said he was preparing for an exhibition fight though

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did no one watch his last "fight" against RJJ? Expect more of the same slop.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tyson loses it and bites Jake Paul's ear clean off

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