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what song was that shit was bangin
>POST YOUR WALKOUT SONG NOW
?t=15
You got my reference from the other thread 😉
>Gojira Vacuity
Worth a search
>threaten to drag my opponent to deep waters
>come out to this
>probably lose in spectacular fashion
post >yfw Nate gets to leave the UFC on a win
Who else streams for no $
Nice try Dana
i dont steal streams because i actually want to support the fighters i like poorgay
Whats with the music videos
homie
O HEXA
Is Connor right here?
Yes
agreed
I don't remember them ever doing this before.
This guy should have been banned from the UFC for attacking the bus he is in no position to say any of this
he is right
yup
no, nates a ducking b***h
The guy who showed up to the fight and made weight is the one who was ready to go. The ducking b***h is the muzzie that purposefully missed weight to avoid the fight.
vettori fought costa when he showed up that fat and overweight he's a real one, diaz is a fake one who been outright abused by most of his opponents
>conor still doesnt know Dana sent KC the command to stay heavy
also why the frick would Dana punish KC when Dana publiclt stated that the "reason" KC couldnt make weight was because the doctor commanded him to stop the weight cut
So ironic Conor would be talking about setting bad precedents. What a homosexual
another day another salty mcgregor post
the whole thing was planned
Yes in a meritocracy but I just want to see heem so no.
they should of taken 20% of his purse like the other fighters that missed weight but dana white is protecting him
At the very least, they need to cut his purse.
Since its a catch weight, he technically keeps it all
This would only make the card more messy and complex. Khamzat should just get a huge paycut.
homosexuals can occasionally be correct, which he is and also is
no because i don't care about the sport politics, i just want to see sick fights and big heems.
Almeida will KO Ngubu
Guru stream is ahead of mine ;_;
Diaz sucks
>homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie homie
diaz is mentally ill?
he's from california
es 1 de los reales
In a diverse state homie became a term of endearment for all low income children
So what's the story here is janny totally powerless to stop food and girl stock image poster anon?
jailton could beat jiri right now btw
Anyone git a pic of barnetts lip drooping?
I just got the shrimp guys about to get into it right now.
Black person I didn’t see the shrimp order pics I politely requested
>Realness Level Over 9000
Holy frick this nog promo for nate is so cringe looks like a twelve year old made it
>nog promo
you're brazilian. Stop acting like you aren't black
I'm a 100% pure blooded tupi-portuguese warrior.
>jungle spear chucker
Like I said
>t. malding pleasure man
>monkey gibberish
enjoy your banana
Post hand
Is Stockton as dangerous as West Linn?
whypipo can't fight.
Who's on the left?
You can tell he's black because black people ALL have weird belly buttons.
>THE Stockton Shogun
Where did this name come from
soulless WME marketing shills
inbetween fight pitta post
just for you
>match with a girl on dating app, suggest we meet up
>she says ok should you come to me or I to you?
>I say let's flip a coin, she says nah make a sweeping assumption about me if it's correct I come to you and vice versa
>look at her profile: liberal, tatts, bushwalking
>say ok you've got hairy armpits
>she says lol no
damn... not sure if I want to meet her anymore bros
based hairy armpit enjoyer
>tfw no hairy armpit gf to give a big ol whiff after a long bush walk
women are as dedicated to their "beliefs" as they are their current dicking
anybody got the heavyweight finish webm?
i fricking hate shitty "animation"
>I'LL FIGHT ANYONE ANYTIME ANYWHERE!! GANGSTA MOTHERFRICKER
>except cumshot 🙁
Diaz is a hack
My wings are out of the oven bros
Who makes wings in the oven you fricking tasteless homosexual
I'm not deep frying at home. Seethe.
Oven wings are perfectly acceptable. If they're good enough for Chef John, they're good enough for me
Anime Black folk have a nice day
joe rogan: HE IS ONE OF THE MOST _______
...assassin murderer killers out there... but have you tried dmt mixed with test injections ?
just woke up missed the Barnett fight, how was it
Comeback of the year candidate. Pure kino
shiiiiit nice ill try to find it
I don't know I didn't see it, very cute boy
he won from behind and looks to have had a stroke we are waiting on update
big heavyweight slopfest, you know.
obese heemer kino, watch a replay ASAP
very realistic troony
one day we will have a streamlink that isn't 3 minutes behind and randomly lags halfway through fights after working for fine for 20 minutes
methstreams is fine, just obnoxious chat
http://ds.freestreams-live1.com/ufc/
just pay for it
I need updates on the edging heemer
>swedish mma
cso army mindset
It's about to be boring as frick they're gonna try to kill alot of time
These shoes fricking suck
Turkalj is a Croat by the way
Wouldn’t mind copping a pair of those rock shoes being advertised
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
rose... what the frick
God I haven't seen her in ages. What is LULZ like these days?
>What is LULZ like these days?
I never browsed LULZ but isn't it all fricking trannies and people shooting themselves in the head with shotguns nowadays?
yes it used to be good
but then they shut down all the incel subreddits and it got overrun by them now it's over run by trannies
>associates rose with /LULZ/
anon...
Hey man Rose was cute, but that was where most of her threads were iirc. I'm somewhat of a newbie but she fit the general vibe of the board and the threads were kinda comfy in a doomer sort of way
need.
sauce.
Kwab.
STOP!
GET BACK TO YOUR CORNER
NO COACHING!
You okay?
Take your time, you get 5 minutes.
WATCH YOUR WEAPONS, MAN
I KNOW IT WAS INADVERTENT BUT I'M GIVING YOU A WARNING
Frick Dana
HURRY UP RUSSIAN FRICK I NEED TO SUBMIT MY PICKS
30 BINGS
american mental weapons won, I want to kill myself after those ads
don't do it bro..
The key is to press the mute button at the beginning
When did Dwayne walk in with the belt in UFC?
Dwayne Johnson? When Diaz and Mazvidal did the BMF thing in New York.
Why are all american commercial shilling for experimental treatment for MS, HIV, wooping cough etc?
How is there even a big market for this obscure shit
>he's watching a stream with ads
grim
link the adfree stream pls
Sorry Dana, I can't but I'll let you know they do exist
uuuh frick you????!
>How is there even a big market for this obscure shit
because people see these commercials and then tell their doctors they want the drug from the commercial
seriously, it actually happens
>wmma
looks im gonna hit the gooner servers see you in abit
AYY
din thomas is such a fricking useless diversity hire
broke his tailbone on that flip
I don't even know what's going on I just pissed in a cup and kicked a gas can off my porch
I am going to heem myself to sleep /heem/bros, bye bye!
Would love to vigorously suck on her mutt hangers
those are some droopy breasts and uncanny face
10 times better looking but I got a smaller dick.
i love when two men fight each other
I am praying to every god that has ever been created that we somehow see a double story win for Nate and Tony tonight. I need Nate to get his final frick you to the poofc but i need Tony to be redeemed
We're coming back /boigang/. Jailton and Boi are going to steamroll the HW division.
the intrusive gay thoughts are coming back brazzas..
Bong bro you better smooch that edging homie
dont encourage that stuff bro
But he already said he was tempted, if he doesn't find out now it'll haunt him for years
you being alive will haunt me for years. Please have a nice day for my sake
I'm gonna think of you next time
When does the main card start?
RIGHT...... NOW (30 bings)
Cheers lad
>knockouts ruin this sport
what did he mean by this
jailton is a more dominant fighter than khabib
Undisputable fact: Jailton Almeida would beat Khab***h in a fight.
What the frick is that bubo on his inner thigh, does this homie have the black plague
why are women pittas so hot... i dream about them frequently
would be better if hairy
because they so conveniently connect to their chest
Why do you have pics of a hairy naked man in a car
WWA ????????
Downey listed as 6,1 in the UFC
Why the frick Dana let Chandler fight in armor? Not even mad anymore at Tony's comments post fight
>heems Dookie with the thanos glove
>heems Tony with the iron man suit
Why is he fricking allowed to do this
When will they make one for Edwards
nice
going to heem my dick until it coughs up white blood before the main card
any update on the spanish fatty yet?
>Legit, elite, high level, top of the food chain, world class Brazilian jiu jitsu Brown belt
HOUSTON ALEXANDER IS FOR REAL
STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT.
Faith - Family - Crew-XTA- Hometeam -CSO- Effort x Consistency Is Confidence
CHAMP SHIT ONLY
Megan is so pure
>after all of the dust has settled
Joeb teaching her the memes
SOMEBODY STOP ME
they linked up
keep it
Jordan got a nice fit.
What is it called when you heem no one but heem yourself into a coma to escape addiction
Oh I get it you used the word heem to pretend your seething is a joke
Holland isn't even Vaxxed. This fight will literally kill cumsplat.
covid nearly killed this man's willingness to pursue his dreams, yet people will tell you it's a hoax...
jfc can they continue with the fights
whats the holdup here
Megan’s hand placement on the mic always makes me horny. She holds Joes little wiener like that for sure
Heheh
you guys keep posting girls here
but what you don't realize is...
I"M GONNA FANTASIZE ABOUT DOING DIRTY STUFF WITH THEM
And you can't stop me!
GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO
Megan looks very pretty today
yfw wmma
I see you CJ
Im playing Onimusha 3 while waiting for the main card
>can't wait to hear what dean thomas has to say about this
said no one ever
I say that
I touched it through the covers. It's actually massive. Am I about to make a huge mistake?
go be gay in private stop disgusting us
there are no accidents
>im coming for everyone
Except Paulo and Luke and all other MWs
*ruins the hottest prospect in the sport*
dude has zero intention on fighting again
He's go the makings of the new "Prototype", though.
Why does he not spend his time with his wife and kids?
bamhole is life
Too busy with training and drinking with the lads. She knew the deal before they got hitched
Look at this pudgy frick, lol, you know he was convincing Khamzat to eat cheeseburgers every other night and shit
>the canadian fighter is a Black person
wow
Based on population percentages it would be more likely he's a chink or a poo.
he is from calgary, the Black person center of canada
Whats up
give it a month before those rock brand shoes are in every outlet store, discount shoe warehouse and clearance bins in the country
I miss Goldie bros
same
Miss goldie telling me about corn nuts and fricking up it was so cosy
Keep it up, anon. Always happy to see you in game threads.
Frick Dana
project wiener on my feet(sheesh)
wait don't you have that backwards
is juicy J the most homosexual nickname in the UFC?
it was until the debut of the pleasure man
>he says when we just saw the pleasure man
We would already be halfway through the main card if it wasn't for all this shit ads.
Not that I've ever bought one but it's pretty fricked they spam ads on a ppv
Artem beat the shit out of Erosa
Why the frick do they use Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson to promote all this bullshit? He isn't a fighter, and his acting sucks. They might as well have just hired John Cena to appeal to children.
John Cena is infinitely better than the buck.
Legacy celebs like him are all the israelites have left
I think chinks love him? Honestly not sure. His movies are successful in Asia but he bombs in north America.
John Cena is Chinese property
Where's the Thiccc Boy fight companion b?
potential FOTN incoming
Reminder that Juicy J beat up Pamby Plamblett
Seriously though what is up with streams? I've struggled since the discord went bye bye
methstreams working for me
heemstream.org
>shingles commercial
>HIV commercial
why are you doing this to us america
new normal
our country is done, boomers let israelites run rampant and now its unironically over
See you in the next thread
why are you morons still watching a stream with ads?
I legit enjoy watching them, they feel like parodies of ads.
wish I could watch the aids commercial, all I get is some white b***h talking about some 65° incline in africa or some shit
I would like you all to know that we have so many medical commercials because of our medical situation. Most people can't afford to go to the hospital so the pharmaceutical companies try to bait people in with miracle drugs to solve their problems. The companies want people to think
>oh if a drug can help me then maybe the costs won't be so great
ЛДST ЬЯШГIM ФЙGHT ДND ГДCT ЧДHCШ ДT ЬIKCS
Nate Diaz vs. Tony Ferguson
Khamzat Chimaev vs. Kevin Holland
李景亮 vs. Daniel Rodriguez
Irene Aldana vs. Macy Chiasson
Johnny Walker vs. Ion Cutelaba
Nate
Khamzat
Li
Irene
Ion
Ferguson
Chimaev
Leech
Chiasson
Walker
Diaz
Chimaev
D-Rod
Aldana
Walker
Damn this card is a peach of a drawl. Dana and creative did a great job bringing in all the cazzies.
Tony
Borz
Leech
Aldana
Walker
Tony
Holland
Rodriguez
Aldana
Walker
Diaz
Black Batman
D-Rod
Cat Lady
Walker
Imagine how pretty she would be if she wasn't mixed with native
nah
Ferguson
Chimaev
Rodriguez
Aldana
Walker
Ferguson
Holland
Rodriguez
Aldana
Walker
Oxnard Gangster Tony
Stockholm Gangster Khamzat
Beijing Gangster Li
Mexican Gangster WMMA
Favela Gangster Pardo
rate my physique
The HIV ad has genuinely made me concerned for the future of America
Only boomers watch tv with ads
ees normal get aids come back ees normal
Tommy Toe Hold?
americans literally live in hell. fricking cruelty squad ass ads
Its hell and they want to turn the rest of the world into america
to be fair none of us do, I don't control ads or any media shit
they got us cornholed good though these days
the average american has 0 agency over that. its not fair to hold that against them
thats true, i have sympathy for some of them (guess which ones)
Nate DIAZ
Kevin HOLLAND
li JINGLIANG
irene ALDANA
johnny WALKER
OK, well i have to leave the house now, and i wont be able to post so im just gonna leave these here in hopes the russian picks guy sees it and adds it in
oh shit im moronic here we go
Just took my dose of Dovato and I'm ready to continue enjoying the heems with my heembros.
detect this dont be a degenerate sex having disease riddled poof
Would you have dinner with someone who has AIDS?
Why not? I wouldn't have sex with them or drink their blood, but what's wrong with dinner?
Frick no. What do I look like, some sorta homosexual?
Hope Mr. Doodoo gets heemed to oblivion
Damn Canadians look like that?!
>black leaf
>uhm anon can you get a little closer please... I want you to control my technique...
>doesn't lock out her elbows
ZERO
Based morons
>t. thinks he cand do 10 pullups but can only do 3
based weakling
>Throw a left hook to the body as hard as I can
Grasso doing this all the time, Aldana doing interviews in barefeet. Why are the chicks from that gym all such foot bawds?
its natural and comfy
lol i cant imagine having a girl in barefeet while i was wearing dress shoes being in directly eye level with me.
shes a big girl
wish I could hold my legs out like that when hanging from my bar...
>awful form
>70% rom
ZERO
ZERO
ZERO
How can she have such perfect feet bros?
jannies are homosexuals
aneem
Can we post some heems?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Does anybody know a stream that doesn’t require flash? My PC ate shit and I’d rather not watch this card on my phone which leaves console as my only option.
I always watch on Xbox one.
flash is permaheemed since over a year back you mongoloid
Do you guys think Megan is a virgin?
a butt virgin
Definitely not an anal virgin
berta pride lets gooooo
>pride
Brittany Palmer is the goat
Chrissy Blair and the black girl are the only ring girls I rate
the rest are a diamond dozen
there are tens of thousands of instathots who are younger and better looking
juicy j better avenge pleasureman
Erosa is my absolute favourite bum in the ufc bros, every fight he has is a car crash where both guys are getting rocked and falling around the place.
Blazing that sticky icky
damn son. share some
bro its moldy
Dude theres a pube on your weed
are you blind or stupid?
He is argentinian, be patient
making weight is for homosexuals
Mean Hakeem Is a based nickname
Reminds me of Mean Gene Okerlund
>erosas leg tattoo
based "women owe me sex" enjoyer
Why nibbas have fake sounding names?.Dawodu, yeah right.
shit uthe frick up cuauhtemoc
its like someone asked him his name and he couldnt think of the answer
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SLEEPY
I'm not trying to be Joe Rogan here, but look at Hakeem's thighs
you remember the last time Joe was publicly jerking off to a black man's thighs right?
OOHHHHHHHHHHHH
BUCK ROCKED
>tfw no stinky gf
I ordered Burger King on doordash please make fun of me
pro move
no shame in that
What'd you order? Last time I got
2 orders nuggets
1 order those jalapeno cheese bombers
2 of those bacon cheeseburgers
That's disgusting if you eat like that more than like once every three months.
Onion rings a dr pepper double whopper and regular whopper
Enjoy your meal
I have never eaten Burger King so you do you b
>literally 10 threads
why are you gays like this? it just makes every thread slower. some of these threads are dead as frick
theyre literally all at bump limit except this one, noone is in the other ones
not all of them but whatever it's not like this is the only board that does this shit. still annoying though
>talk up the black guy before the fight
>second he starts looking, make up excuses for why he isn't at his best
just another day in UFC commentary
second he starts losing*
now I'm having a stroke
In case you didn't know - Barnett dealt with a personal tragedy this year, when his fiancé passed away of encephalitis a few weeks after his last fight in April. He actually received a call almost 24 hours before that last fight “to make a decision” when her health went downhill. I can't imagine what he went through, honestly. His story, comeback, and positivity through it all is nothing short of inspirational.
Also, just a side note - he missed weight for this fight yesterday and was the heaviest fighter to ever step into the octagon. He weighed in at 267.5lbs and made history as the second ever fighter to ever miss weight at heavyweight. Unit.
honestly if you miss weight your fight should be cancelled and you should have to pay your opponent a predetermined amount
>nothing happens
OOOH MU GOODNESS.
DC kisses Joe
>OH MY GOODNESS
Joe wraps around DC
>LOOKING TO FINISH
Reminder, Paddy Pimblett beat Erosa with ease
nobody cares about your shitty larp
we all know youre a weird incel jerking off as you type out your fantasy
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
please die and stop replying to yourself with this gay larp
I have no choice but to root for fellow muay thai chad hakheem
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
HE HURT HIM!!!!
heem out on feet
Doodoo walking like a dead man back to his corner kek
white man marches on again
BUT WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T FIGHT AAAAAHHHH IM GOING INSANNEEEEEE
how did he stay up go down you frick
holy shit Erosa's looking sharp
Dawodu usually looks better than this
Honestly expected a Hope Solo tier pussy when I heard about her leaks
fricking jannys sleeping but will try to ban people for slurs fricking Black folk
are we sure these people do muay thai and not get scammed by their coaches? I never see an elbow in the clinch, never
the russian just won the fight doing that
no I mean this guy dawodu, Rogan said he's mt champ in various organization, he had him in the clinch for 20 seconds before and did frick all
DC sounds like a black bryan callen when he repeats "WOW" like a moron
albertabros...i dont feel so good....
You'll be American soon
I have never liked Dawadu or Diakiese. Hoping he gets HEEMED.
Just got done eating 10 delicious oven baked wings
It was really delicious bros. I'm now ready to watch the main card! Bring it on!
>that knee
Holy shit, americanbros... Why so many nibbas on theses commercials?
when does Frankie fight again
gods... i forgot how much i loved her
its the tongue
lil frankie calzone is done if he gets popped in the head one more time his brain will be gabbagool
GOAT
Fricking a chick with this type of pussy/build currently and I cum buckets compared to roastie loads
homosexual. You and your degenerate "friend" will burn in hell for an eternity.
PADDY PIMBLETT
THE FRICKING REMATCH
black guy wins
>wrestlefricking
white guy wins
>slipping and striking
Where are we on Buck Status for the night?
so the jannies just dont give a frick tonight?
they never do on gamethreads. knock yourself out
whats a good massage ball
Get a lacrosse ball
seems good to try ty
>whitest canadian vs blackest american
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SAUCE FRICKING NOW
NOW
NOW
>too much ass
forestnymph
It looks like dawodu has a bonner
all leafs are massively hung like that
Spent more time looking at Miesha's c**t than watching this fight tbqhwy
>theres a little to much masculinity going on in here. heheh i think ill change that
Lads this is the horniest I've ever seen heem
blame pleasureman and jailton
Did all the webm slaves die?
i literally said this earlier. we've got no webms from tonight
I would make a webm but I'm not GAY
Feels like they've been scarce for the past few events.
heres a webm
sourcesourcesource
Do you guys think the coach shouting actually matters?
The Edwards Usman fight proves it does.
maybe in the early rounds if you aren't already half-heemed
I don't really get it. If some guy is trying to send me to the shadowrealm, how can I focus on what you're saying to me?
no way will he escape when erosa can use the fence to control
body ttrianlge must hurt
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE'S OUT!!!
I appreciate that she also took pics of her butthole clenched and relaxed
Dawadoodoo
Whos winning the main and co main bros?
Chimaev and Diaz
agreed
It's literally free money
tony and holland
I'm on my work laptop you jackass
Janitors clean this shit up right fricking now you homosexuals
wtf I got a promotion
flaps
ewwww
jannies on paid vacation tonight b
She's hot here, much more flattering angle.
a solid 6/10
CSO
DAMN he busted
Dawodu has sugar puffs hair
fricking throw dowadude. stop being so fricking scared.
hakeem needs a finish
no shit soft lad
surprisingly she has a good looking pussy, what a relief
>Miesha innie pussy mogs Ronda's roastbeef
She won in the end.
that's painful to look at cause it makes me feel the pain of having a piercing on my dick
And that is why Artem is the GOAT