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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goes into business for himself and steals prince charming's push, completely derailing his career
    How does this fat piece of shit have any fans? How was he not driven out of the business?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was a pivot from his disastrous face run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Smarkuaad
      The Shrekster drew giga dimes running wild in every territory he worked, no one gave a shit about that pissant Duloc fed when he wasn't there cause everyone followed Shrek back to his outlaw mudshow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Goes into business for himself and buries a manlet flippy shitter
      FTFY
      Pussetty in Boots, on the other hand...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People will always pop for a badass anti-authority figure, really it's Charming's fault for losing his heat and not getting it back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then they gave Prince Charming a momma’s boy Buff Bagwell gimmick. You hate to see it.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >disnEy couldn't afford FarqGOD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Cole bay bay

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the spot you fricking moron.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just the camera angle, you can see from behind that he even reacts before touching the ground.
    Good selling tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      precisely, they're both doing everything right. Shrek has a good grip and is dropping him forward so the guard is rolling onto his back.
      The guard is properly tucking his chin and the helmet really helps.
      This spot is as safe as it gets and OP is a mark.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the janetty?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donketty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was second banana to Pinocchio when he was Lampwick, and then he was second banana to Shrek,
      Donkeyetty was his own Sancho Panza, ironically enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even a question. Shrek is FOTC and Dimes in Boots just singlehandedly revived the territory. Donketty never drew a dime on the other hand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek is and always will be the ACE and Puss just unjannettied himself with a kino sequel out of nowhere so it’s objectively Donketty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And the only thing that matters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donketty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies will say it's Donkey but Puss is the actual janetty
      Donkey hard carried the first movie despite being a Santino-tier comedy act while Puss needed a bunch of movies to get over with smarks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He finished the story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek was always the guy and will remain in everyone’s Mount Rushmore. Pussters was a midcarder flippy shitter but his recent push drew gigadimes and made the franchise white hot again, now he’s the new main guy. Donketty has always been a comedy bottom with five moves. He’d need some sort of Matt Osborne revival but even then it probably wouldn’t work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek Reigns, Donkey Rollins and Puss Moxley

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marks still getting works by strong style

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a worked botch DisnEy-drone

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really decided to name the GM Lord Frickwad.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmm badass
    wouldn't wanna mess with Shrek

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna talk about unsafe shitters?
    >Barely constitutes as secure even when doing a lock
    >Questionable build, top heavy and easily tipped over
    >Hangs out alone in corners looking for cruisers so theres gotta be a STD in that thing
    >You don't know what you can catch from it because everybody been in it before you
    >Smells like a pajeet and is distracting to work with

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AUGH! YOU GOT ME, BROTHER!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Stunner
    >No Pedigree
    >No Rock Bottom or People's Elbow
    Taker was the true mainstream draw

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this wrestling related exactly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a wrestling maneuver.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a wrestling match. Alvarez reviewed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5MfTancbAE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All of a sudden Ronda Rousey's music hit, and I'm waiting for Ronda Rousey to come out
        Okay, Brian. That was good.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now replace Shrek's face with Taker's face and the knight's face with Hogan's face.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys... my bladder's feeling awfully full.......

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loses a retirement match
    >actually stays retired and lets new heels move up the card

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gotta love the quaadster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disnEy couldn't afford FarqGOD

      FARQUAD BAY BAY

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Zelina Vega

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I laughed

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate shrek

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW be like this is our main eventer.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just thought of and rewatched that scene 2 days ago. Get out of my walls.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ugh! You got me brother!

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