>goes into business for himself and steals prince charming's push, completely derailing his career
How does this fat piece of shit have any fans? How was he not driven out of the business?
>t. Smarkuaad
The Shrekster drew giga dimes running wild in every territory he worked, no one gave a shit about that pissant Duloc fed when he wasn't there cause everyone followed Shrek back to his outlaw mudshow.
precisely, they're both doing everything right. Shrek has a good grip and is dropping him forward so the guard is rolling onto his back.
The guard is properly tucking his chin and the helmet really helps.
This spot is as safe as it gets and OP is a mark.
He was second banana to Pinocchio when he was Lampwick, and then he was second banana to Shrek,
Donkeyetty was his own Sancho Panza, ironically enough.
Trannies will say it's Donkey but Puss is the actual janetty
Donkey hard carried the first movie despite being a Santino-tier comedy act while Puss needed a bunch of movies to get over with smarks.
Shrek was always the guy and will remain in everyone’s Mount Rushmore. Pussters was a midcarder flippy shitter but his recent push drew gigadimes and made the franchise white hot again, now he’s the new main guy. Donketty has always been a comedy bottom with five moves. He’d need some sort of Matt Osborne revival but even then it probably wouldn’t work
You wanna talk about unsafe shitters? >Barely constitutes as secure even when doing a lock >Questionable build, top heavy and easily tipped over >Hangs out alone in corners looking for cruisers so theres gotta be a STD in that thing >You don't know what you can catch from it because everybody been in it before you >Smells like a pajeet and is distracting to work with
>goes into business for himself and steals prince charming's push, completely derailing his career
How does this fat piece of shit have any fans? How was he not driven out of the business?
that was a pivot from his disastrous face run
>t. Smarkuaad
The Shrekster drew giga dimes running wild in every territory he worked, no one gave a shit about that pissant Duloc fed when he wasn't there cause everyone followed Shrek back to his outlaw mudshow.
>Goes into business for himself and buries a manlet flippy shitter
FTFY
Pussetty in Boots, on the other hand...
People will always pop for a badass anti-authority figure, really it's Charming's fault for losing his heat and not getting it back
And then they gave Prince Charming a momma’s boy Buff Bagwell gimmick. You hate to see it.
>disnEy couldn't afford FarqGOD
Adam Cole bay bay
That's the spot you fricking moron.
It's just the camera angle, you can see from behind that he even reacts before touching the ground.
Good selling tho.
precisely, they're both doing everything right. Shrek has a good grip and is dropping him forward so the guard is rolling onto his back.
The guard is properly tucking his chin and the helmet really helps.
This spot is as safe as it gets and OP is a mark.
Who was the janetty?
Donketty
He was second banana to Pinocchio when he was Lampwick, and then he was second banana to Shrek,
Donkeyetty was his own Sancho Panza, ironically enough.
Not even a question. Shrek is FOTC and Dimes in Boots just singlehandedly revived the territory. Donketty never drew a dime on the other hand.
Shrek is and always will be the ACE and Puss just unjannettied himself with a kino sequel out of nowhere so it’s objectively Donketty
And the only thing that matters
Donketty
Trannies will say it's Donkey but Puss is the actual janetty
Donkey hard carried the first movie despite being a Santino-tier comedy act while Puss needed a bunch of movies to get over with smarks.
He finished the story
Shrek was always the guy and will remain in everyone’s Mount Rushmore. Pussters was a midcarder flippy shitter but his recent push drew gigadimes and made the franchise white hot again, now he’s the new main guy. Donketty has always been a comedy bottom with five moves. He’d need some sort of Matt Osborne revival but even then it probably wouldn’t work
Shrek Reigns, Donkey Rollins and Puss Moxley
>marks still getting works by strong style
it's a worked botch DisnEy-drone
They really decided to name the GM Lord Frickwad.
mmmmm badass
wouldn't wanna mess with Shrek
You wanna talk about unsafe shitters?
>Barely constitutes as secure even when doing a lock
>Questionable build, top heavy and easily tipped over
>Hangs out alone in corners looking for cruisers so theres gotta be a STD in that thing
>You don't know what you can catch from it because everybody been in it before you
>Smells like a pajeet and is distracting to work with
>AUGH! YOU GOT ME, BROTHER!
>No Stunner
>No Pedigree
>No Rock Bottom or People's Elbow
Taker was the true mainstream draw
How is this wrestling related exactly?
It's a wrestling maneuver.
It's a wrestling match. Alvarez reviewed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5MfTancbAE
>All of a sudden Ronda Rousey's music hit, and I'm waiting for Ronda Rousey to come out
Okay, Brian. That was good.
Now replace Shrek's face with Taker's face and the knight's face with Hogan's face.
Guys... my bladder's feeling awfully full.......
>loses a retirement match
>actually stays retired and lets new heels move up the card
gotta love the quaadster
FARQUAD BAY BAY
Frick Zelina Vega
I laughed
i hate shrek
AEW be like this is our main eventer.
I just thought of and rewatched that scene 2 days ago. Get out of my walls.
>Ugh! You got me brother!