>create sport >win one global championship final 57 years ago >lmao America can't even have a successful run
we do fair enough considering soccer isn't big here. we usually make it to the quarters and lose in a less embarrassing way than england. i guess we just live rent free in the minds of bongs.
England gives way more than 4.8 fricks about soccer, so it makes sense.
No it's really the rest of Concacaf and Japan taking over baseball and Balts and South Slavs taking over the NBA if you're trying to own Americans. Also the NHL being Slav and Canadian.
We made it to the semifinals in 1930 and the quarterfinals in 2002 where we got refballed by the Krauts. Those were both very successful for us and we don't even like the sport. It's like fifth most popular or something. You on the other hand invented the sport yet only have one title and consistently underperform. What's more embarrassing?
Eurogays are best at importing third world savages who are good at kicking the ball as ringers for their soccer teams. USA only does that for basketball and baseball.
The United States is statistically the greatest performing country in World Cup history outside of Europe and South America with a highest ranking of 3rd
They can only compete in "world" competitions where they're the only country playing.
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>has not beaten the USMNT in an official competition
Englisharia sirs... what the FRICK do we do now?
Warra World Cup trophy for USA.
England doesn't have a single successful world cup campaign without an asterisk
Brazil has 5 asterisk.
Brazil is the only country without asterisk
Dude until the 90s ,Us didn't even have a professional national team and just sent amateurs/immigrants
UK has zero championships in MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, Olympic basketball and dental hygiene.
consider this
>muh femoid israelite-ACK!
is it really only around 5 times larger? i thought it was way more. anyone got the figures?
He means the population you melt
i figured but even then i thought USA was larger than that in terms of pop
No one here gives a frick about association football.
tbf, it's better than creating sports, spreading it, and being absolutely dog shit at it.
all the u.s. has to is win one and it's on par with greatness of the english. lmao.
you're a bit harsh, I mean, they've produced as many successful Euro campaigns as you
They're thinking about us again, Americhads
>create sport
>win one global championship final 57 years ago
>lmao America can't even have a successful run
we do fair enough considering soccer isn't big here. we usually make it to the quarters and lose in a less embarrassing way than england. i guess we just live rent free in the minds of bongs.
>usa wins
>1-1
>no sense of humor
brits tend to carry a sour sentiment, especially when they lose 1-1 to Americans.
England gives way more than 4.8 fricks about soccer, so it makes sense.
No it's really the rest of Concacaf and Japan taking over baseball and Balts and South Slavs taking over the NBA if you're trying to own Americans. Also the NHL being Slav and Canadian.
We made it to the semifinals in 1930 and the quarterfinals in 2002 where we got refballed by the Krauts. Those were both very successful for us and we don't even like the sport. It's like fifth most popular or something. You on the other hand invented the sport yet only have one title and consistently underperform. What's more embarrassing?
Are slavs the master race?
Why are you guys so obsessed with america?
We're the protagonist
The whole world is obsessed with America. Don't try to pretend otherwise.
Eurogays are best at importing third world savages who are good at kicking the ball as ringers for their soccer teams. USA only does that for basketball and baseball.
It must suck so hard to not be American. I fricking love my country
I fricking love being american
>Campaigns
Do Brits really? Is this a video game?
England has not won a WC in your lifetime and never will.
Here's to many more
USA will win one before England wins their first legit WC.
olympic gold > world cup
We’ve been the reigning Olympic rugby union champions for a century and the UK still hasn’t unseated us
The United States is statistically the greatest performing country in World Cup history outside of Europe and South America with a highest ranking of 3rd