Nth for Don't watch the shit tier Fox Sports Stream. Learn Spanish, watch the Univision stream, and with your spanish knowledge you can date a big booty big titty latina.
yes yes but I literally havent fricked one since I went on WC fan travel in 2014 and there nearly 0 girls like that where I live
life is fricking PAAAAAAIN
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just come to Mexico (Oaxaca, Veracruz, Puebla or Guanajuato region)
no one is forcing you not to play
i've tried watching nfl, nba and baseball, and whilst I can stomach baseball, i can't get the other two. and neither can the rest of the world.
Exactly. We have are own sports and don’t give a shit about the opinions of eurogays. If your a decent athlete in your teens and decide to play soccer you’d literally be bullied
2 years ago
Anonymous
Big words coming from a guy who can't even speak his own language properly.
Baseball and basketball are huge in certain corners of the world, so is ice hockey which is my favorite of north american sports. I would love to see american football die though
2 years ago
Anonymous
not really mate, all your sports pale in comparison to eurosportsball
2 years ago
Anonymous
Britain =/= the entire world outside of america
Baseball is the most popular sport in parts of central america, the caribbean, east asia. Hockey is a top 2 sport in northern europe. Basketball is a staple in much of eastern europe. I wouldn't expect you to know or care though because british deluison is second to none
2 years ago
Anonymous
Isn't baseball the most popular team sport in Japan too?
>winning anything 2002-2014
nah the pacey black man meme needed more time to develop
2 years ago
Anonymous
This was before the pacey nignog time. We had a team that could atleast not bleed to UEFA teams. I think we had a legit shot of competing in the semi final against South Korea in 2002 if we hadn't been refballed out.
What sets you back is a moronic fixation on “American football” and “NBA”. Imagine those tall Black folk and talented whites playing football, you would have a French-like pool of talent.
Not necessarily Ronaldo-Anon. Those basketball players wouldn't be much good for anything but defenders who could win headers. We still need smaller players who have pace. Besides we have the resources to be good at every sport. I think the world would give up on sports if we win a major tournament in every world sport.
You could say that American Football players would work better for Rugby. if we gave a shit about rugby and soccer I think england would probably declare war on us.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don’t mean the really tall or that shit, I mean that you have a youth oriented towards American football and basketball that don’t meet the standards for either. You lack football culture. That’s about it. Because if you can’t dominate as Brazil does with a demography that is similar, it is due to culture.
Look at Portugal: we have incredible scouting and academies, worked for a decade, and we now have a generation that is being fricked by Ronaldo (he is one of the greatest to ever grace the field with his majestic style, but he’s reaching his end). We are 12 Million tops. You literally have 300% more potential.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because our federation is literally fricking retarted. People give Klinnsman shit but it's because him that we're able to have an academy that is sending literally anyone with any semblance of talent to Europe. Specifically, Germany.
I agree we don't have a soccer culture but that's because the way America is. Unlike in Brazil or Europe where teams have loyal fanbases that stick with the team through thick and thin (Barcelona need not apply), if you're not winning here then no one cares for the most part. Especially in more densely populated areas. This, coupled with the MLS being a traditional american 'franchise' based league instead of traditional soccer league with promotion and relegation and here we are.
We barely now have a scouting department. We have academies. We recruit players born here but to Mexican parents (frick you Mexico). We are climbing. Our starting line was after the failure to get to Russia in 2018. So to see this amount of progress in 4 years isn't bad.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not bad at all. But yeah, you’re on point. European football is starting to get “franchised”, but that’s due to Indians, Chinese and other guys that seem to love players more than the team itself.
That being said, your development was enormous, and I really want to be alive to see the US on the 2026 World Cup, with all the young talents fully developed and playing as a whole. I had to do a bunch of articles about your teams and it’s sad that you aren’t building the sport from down up. A lot of talent ends up in European Clubs, making it hard to stick to American Football. Hope that changes.
What sets you back is a moronic fixation on “American football” and “NBA”. Imagine those tall Black folk and talented whites playing football, you would have a French-like pool of talent.
2 years ago
Anonymous
most of the athletes in other US sports are freaks that wouldn't really be suited to football
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dude some of the NBA Black folk would frick up the entire center back market in Europe.
2 years ago
Anonymous
nah they're feet are too far away from their head, the only ones that could be decent are the ones under 6'2 like steph
2 years ago
Anonymous
There’s plenty of players Curry’s size moron. Also wide receivers, defensive backs in the NFL with unreal footwork, quickness and world class speed. I think they could figure out how to play povertyball if they wanted to
2 years ago
Anonymous
I reckon tyreek Hill sized Blacks would make good forwards
2 years ago
Anonymous
They would actually be more effective as strikers imo. Don't have to tackle as much and can use quick bursts of speed with their very long strides and upper body strength to hold off defenders. Just get fullbacks and wingers spamming crosses and you're golden.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That only works with guys like Lukaku who are just too good near the goalie to create a team around them. That takes technique. Yes, his first touch is shit, but he hits the net. Most teams don’t want a target man anymore, you need to do better than what you described. That was the 90s era/beginning of the century.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No they wouldn't moron. Our gigantic blacks wouldn't have the ball playing ability required of modern CB's.
Before any of your physicality matters, what matters most is your first touch, technique when hitting the ball, and your positioning/soccer IQ
2 years ago
Anonymous
Good: Gorriaran, Ugarte, Darwin, Varella
Bad: Godin, Caceres, Viña, Arambarri
this line up is really bad goddamnit
2 years ago
Anonymous
Every time I see Ugarte playing with those awful Sporting stripes I wonder what the hell went through the mind of Benfica management not to hire him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You guys call up Gorriaran from Santos Laguna but not Aguirre from Necaxa who is an /elite/ forward.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The French team Africans were manlets
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pogba is a manlet? Chin teaching me something new again. Tchouameni, Rudiger (German), all their back wingers... just admit it, they have high quality Blacks.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They're suited to hand egg and basketball
Maybe their mallet Blacks would actually make good fullback or forwards
I wouldn’t say it is their gold era since I think it’s just the start of their dominance, but I reckon that the US will become a problem in the next 10 years.
A lot of talent, mostly snatched by Germany clubs, playing at a high level -21yo. They just need a Naggelsman or someone alike.
football comes in cycles around 06 they had a good team with Donovan, Dempsey, Bocanegra, Churundolo etc, now they are getting good agin
2 years ago
Anonymous
While I do agree with you, and Portugal is a mighty fine example of good cycles, I don’t think the US ever had a team as good and with as much potential as now.
>ferrashit
you would think there would be an abundance of big #9's for the US. Only players that come to mind that either flopped or aren't being considered are Sargent, Dike, maybe Hoppe lmao. We don't have a good enough false 9 to play it
Mexico was a better matchup to try a proper lineup.
We will probably play like that during the wc.
This is just a meme match to show that Muslera, Godin, and Caseres shouldn't be on the team ever again.
the manager of uruguay learned the lesson vs you and realized concacaf isn't as good as he thought so now is playing with the C team becase he knows he is going to win anyways
Yes. If you have to ask you might as well get the strange and keep the regular until she finds out and then at least you've put some pussy in the bank for the long winter.
how old are you? if you're younger than 25, do it, at that age relationships are kids games
been with current girlfriend for a decade but this new girl is my type. this girl and me have been friends for 2 years and asked her yesterday is she was trying to be frick buddies and said yes. i just love my girlfriend so much and it hurts me to even think about doing something as morbid and cruel to her as cheating on her. however my dick wants to be balls deep in that other chick.
Depends. If the girl you're cheating on is hot, and your gf is hot, ask for a threesome. But ask while drunk so that if she says no, then you don't get in trouble for asking.
Then cheat on her for not letting you find happiness
Yes. If you have to ask you might as well get the strange and keep the regular until she finds out and then at least you've put some pussy in the bank for the long winter.
Depends. If the girl you're cheating on is hot, and your gf is hot, ask for a threesome. But ask while drunk so that if she says no, then you don't get in trouble for asking.
Then cheat on her for not letting you find happiness
"Hello, homosexual lovers everywhere. I've a message for you from Birds Eye. Birds Eye homosexuals will appeal to your whole family. Birds Eye even suggests that people who don't like homosexuals could enjoy these."
because uruguay isn't even playing the bench of the starters aside from Ugarte, De Arrascaeta and Canobbio aren't even on the bench and they are the players who would be the bench of betancur-torreira-valverde-pellistri
I mean, when we have Nuno Mendes, Rúben Dias, Cancelo, Bernardo, Bruno Fernandes, Rafael Leão, Rúben Neves, João Félix, and I could continue, with a base pool of 10M people, imagine what you could do with 300M
USA meth press worked well as always, too bad we have 3rd stringers on defense. I almost had heart attack watching them frick up everything good the midfield was doing
5/10
he tries to make plays with maxi gomez who has an abbo IQ
i'm surprised nobody seemed to mention it the other day, but he tried to play the wall with maxi, ending in a perfect position for a 4th goal and the moron stopped the play
That was the plan, getting humiliated so bad that the mememedia never asks for muslera caceres and godin ever again, yet gaymericans are so shit that they can't even score against disabled old people.
He's getting subbed of at half time for Aaronson. He's been very average today. His highlights have been executing a few cute 1-2 combinations with Pulisic and Adams. He also has created a couple of chances in the box for the shittier players around him.
We got a lot of people from many cultures here... the state doesn't recognize any religions... if you feel like it, you can just say its an uruguayan holiday, take your pick I guess...
2 years ago
Anonymous
>three ellipses
Stop being an undecided homosexual.
FIRST FOR SEXO
based CUM
Anime
so true
PUTOS OUT
this is gonna get deleted you absolute moron
goblina
? she's white
In america
kek
america the gay
should have used SIENA WEST
name?
Susana Giménez
Dana Fleyser
Katrina Moreno
Oh my
>meme finish
FERRIERA WHAT THE FRICK
WHY IS THIS MAN STARTING
uruguaybros...
>They thought we were kidding about the meth press
>Sneed: sponsor oficial de la celeste
USA have the narrative energy
Usa attackers are fast as frick what the hell
We've tried to tell people this, it's a shame we have C team backline that's garbage, need defensive starters back
Game needs some Valverde.
Nth for Don't watch the shit tier Fox Sports Stream. Learn Spanish, watch the Univision stream, and with your spanish knowledge you can date a big booty big titty latina.
This is the way. Univision is comfy
Im so glad my sisters never dated outside the race. Having white inlaws an nephews sounds like hell
>Amerigay finishing
If usmnt loses cimebol will laugh at concacaf don't frick this up
>Uruguay?
>Not anymore after seeing the babes there
>burgers call chances "looks"
what te fug
County Is large enough to have multiple sports going on at the same time
im just here to spit on urugays
S S S S S S
anime
Listen to that crowd!
Footie has broken through, no more handegg, boreball or apehope lmao its OVER
>no more handeg
If the KC Queefs were playing, this stadium would be empty kek
lets fricking go provinciabros
for me, its the welsh spelling of uruguay
a shame that the welsh went to patagonia and not to colonia
>weird belly button
dropped
GOOOOOOL
Wow our fricking back line positioning is MLS tier
The US looks very dangerous on the attack but is godawful in the back
We told you before game was A team forwards midfield and C team defense and goalie
It's a huge gap for us as not as deep as good soccer countries
Quality difference between our 3rd stringers vs starters is massive
This is why we always meme C team vs A team because it really matters for us
nice bounce pass there
the title of the thread should have been Usgay vs Urgay
Would.
Name , pls? Asking for a coomer
SEXOOOO
>Godin
Alaska
kek
I frick this b***h every now and then, she lives close
What's she like?
What's the story here? Looks hilarious.
She's pointing at a bottle of vodka.
No need to be sherlock holmes to figure it out.
Well yeah, that much is obvious, just curious what hilarity ensued between Before and After to reach that point.
i thought it was a weed/uruguay joke...
lame
Say it with me now “DOS A CERO”
what does darwin do?
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTO
I NEED a south American, brown-skinned, smug but easily flustered, shortstack tomboy GF so fricking bad bros
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
me too
These type of girls are so easy to frick. It’s boring.
yes yes but I literally havent fricked one since I went on WC fan travel in 2014 and there nearly 0 girls like that where I live
life is fricking PAAAAAAIN
Just come to Mexico (Oaxaca, Veracruz, Puebla or Guanajuato region)
ehhh in school? no fricking way, now if you are in the university or working and don`t look like a fricking rodent its another story
iktfb
It'd be so easy, south american females worship the foreigners
just being white already gives you 75% higher chances to score, if youre a 5 in germany then you'd be a 8 here in latam
youre missing out
I will never have sex
We're not so different, you and I.
>Gay match
>stops from all the gay heat
BARBECUUUUEEEEE
BARBECUUUUUEEEEEE
WE ALL EAT BARBECUUUUUUUEEEEEE
>hydration break at 80 degrees
pussies
I too need a hydration break.
water break
>humidity 62 percent
shit wears you out, b. it's tawlf
77F is like 32C in case anyone is wondering
thanks meassure converter anon
>hydration break
wtf is this shit?
They're practicing for the Qatar heat.
She's Puerto Rican hence American. We win again
TIMEOUT
>hydration break
You guys will score within 10 minutes of the break ending, watch.
>water break
I know kansas is not hot like that man wtf is this?!
>26°C
>Hydratation break
amerifat "athletes"
>hydration breaak
they really went all in on gay pride
>muh humidity
>hydration break
>semen slurping break
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>weak side breaks
>looks
>plays
interasding
Wait until you hear our version of the English language
for me it would be dicky break
Peru?
get memeira out of the field, son str8 doo doo bby
Waiting till game 2 of nba finals
>ferraira
maguire would have OG that, we gonna win the group bros
Where is the Alaskaposting Uruguaybros?
Alaska is an export product.
We don't consume that shit at all.
post alaska's feet
its like that argie blonde tiktoker coonsumed by peruvians
post her
https://www.instagram.com/magui_ansuz
not blond, also she is mostly consumed by mexicans
Don't know, ask the Peruanos, they are the only one following that chick
who else watching /hoc/ here
how fricked would amerifat "athletes" be if fifa banned their dopping breaks?
How fricked would the rest of the world be if Americans gave a shit about soccer and it wasn’t just babby’s first sport for toddlers and women to play
Black person you nead to rest and drink "water" after 25 minutes of constant play
no one is forcing you not to play
i've tried watching nfl, nba and baseball, and whilst I can stomach baseball, i can't get the other two. and neither can the rest of the world.
hockey is equally boring tbh
Playoff hockey is the shit
Exactly. We have are own sports and don’t give a shit about the opinions of eurogays. If your a decent athlete in your teens and decide to play soccer you’d literally be bullied
Big words coming from a guy who can't even speak his own language properly.
Baseball and basketball are huge in certain corners of the world, so is ice hockey which is my favorite of north american sports. I would love to see american football die though
not really mate, all your sports pale in comparison to eurosportsball
Britain =/= the entire world outside of america
Baseball is the most popular sport in parts of central america, the caribbean, east asia. Hockey is a top 2 sport in northern europe. Basketball is a staple in much of eastern europe. I wouldn't expect you to know or care though because british deluison is second to none
Isn't baseball the most popular team sport in Japan too?
Yep that's east asia
Basketball is more popular than divebong in asia
Same. Baseball is okay.
I can only enjoy nfl
Population size doesn't mean anything as long as you're not a Qatar sized micro state
Usa has one of the best funded programs out there and lots of immigrants to source from. MLS was their biggest problem
Having lots of funding doesn’t change the fact that absolutely no decent athlete chooses to play soccer
This is why there was a brazillian Anon that was trying to tell us not to get into it before the match started.
If we gave a legitimate frick after USA 94, we would've won South Africa 2010. We were robbed against Germany in Korea/Japan 2002 which set us back.
>winning anything 2002-2014
nah the pacey black man meme needed more time to develop
This was before the pacey nignog time. We had a team that could atleast not bleed to UEFA teams. I think we had a legit shot of competing in the semi final against South Korea in 2002 if we hadn't been refballed out.
Not necessarily Ronaldo-Anon. Those basketball players wouldn't be much good for anything but defenders who could win headers. We still need smaller players who have pace. Besides we have the resources to be good at every sport. I think the world would give up on sports if we win a major tournament in every world sport.
You could say that American Football players would work better for Rugby. if we gave a shit about rugby and soccer I think england would probably declare war on us.
I don’t mean the really tall or that shit, I mean that you have a youth oriented towards American football and basketball that don’t meet the standards for either. You lack football culture. That’s about it. Because if you can’t dominate as Brazil does with a demography that is similar, it is due to culture.
Look at Portugal: we have incredible scouting and academies, worked for a decade, and we now have a generation that is being fricked by Ronaldo (he is one of the greatest to ever grace the field with his majestic style, but he’s reaching his end). We are 12 Million tops. You literally have 300% more potential.
Because our federation is literally fricking retarted. People give Klinnsman shit but it's because him that we're able to have an academy that is sending literally anyone with any semblance of talent to Europe. Specifically, Germany.
I agree we don't have a soccer culture but that's because the way America is. Unlike in Brazil or Europe where teams have loyal fanbases that stick with the team through thick and thin (Barcelona need not apply), if you're not winning here then no one cares for the most part. Especially in more densely populated areas. This, coupled with the MLS being a traditional american 'franchise' based league instead of traditional soccer league with promotion and relegation and here we are.
We barely now have a scouting department. We have academies. We recruit players born here but to Mexican parents (frick you Mexico). We are climbing. Our starting line was after the failure to get to Russia in 2018. So to see this amount of progress in 4 years isn't bad.
Not bad at all. But yeah, you’re on point. European football is starting to get “franchised”, but that’s due to Indians, Chinese and other guys that seem to love players more than the team itself.
That being said, your development was enormous, and I really want to be alive to see the US on the 2026 World Cup, with all the young talents fully developed and playing as a whole. I had to do a bunch of articles about your teams and it’s sad that you aren’t building the sport from down up. A lot of talent ends up in European Clubs, making it hard to stick to American Football. Hope that changes.
What sets you back is a moronic fixation on “American football” and “NBA”. Imagine those tall Black folk and talented whites playing football, you would have a French-like pool of talent.
most of the athletes in other US sports are freaks that wouldn't really be suited to football
Dude some of the NBA Black folk would frick up the entire center back market in Europe.
nah they're feet are too far away from their head, the only ones that could be decent are the ones under 6'2 like steph
There’s plenty of players Curry’s size moron. Also wide receivers, defensive backs in the NFL with unreal footwork, quickness and world class speed. I think they could figure out how to play povertyball if they wanted to
I reckon tyreek Hill sized Blacks would make good forwards
They would actually be more effective as strikers imo. Don't have to tackle as much and can use quick bursts of speed with their very long strides and upper body strength to hold off defenders. Just get fullbacks and wingers spamming crosses and you're golden.
That only works with guys like Lukaku who are just too good near the goalie to create a team around them. That takes technique. Yes, his first touch is shit, but he hits the net. Most teams don’t want a target man anymore, you need to do better than what you described. That was the 90s era/beginning of the century.
No they wouldn't moron. Our gigantic blacks wouldn't have the ball playing ability required of modern CB's.
Before any of your physicality matters, what matters most is your first touch, technique when hitting the ball, and your positioning/soccer IQ
Good: Gorriaran, Ugarte, Darwin, Varella
Bad: Godin, Caceres, Viña, Arambarri
this line up is really bad goddamnit
Every time I see Ugarte playing with those awful Sporting stripes I wonder what the hell went through the mind of Benfica management not to hire him.
You guys call up Gorriaran from Santos Laguna but not Aguirre from Necaxa who is an /elite/ forward.
The French team Africans were manlets
Pogba is a manlet? Chin teaching me something new again. Tchouameni, Rudiger (German), all their back wingers... just admit it, they have high quality Blacks.
They're suited to hand egg and basketball
Maybe their mallet Blacks would actually make good fullback or forwards
IMAGINE if they CARED
musah is ridiculous
FRICK
Musah is fricking elite midfielder
When will Valencia realize this and stop playing him at winger?
Fede is an elite midfielder and right winger.
THATS 3 STRAIGHT SHOT CHANCES THIS homosexual LOSES HOLY FRICK
You haven’t seen Portugal today I guess. Your frustration levels would go off the roof.
Holy frick bros I hate Ferreira so much. Musah is really good so far tho
Ferreira makes more chances than anyone else but he can't seem to finish them
Fricking hell
>fat boomer with Reagan Bush '84 tanktop in the crowd
SOVL
bros the spanish guy who posted his dick earlier ruined my subday
why am I so small? This is not fair.
Based Nadal fan
Material genetico simio
wasn't I suppose to have a BBC then?
how small are you
Im 19 cm, I wish I was bigger too tbqh tbh kouhai
I’m 12 centimeters while being 1.95 - life is hell.
jfc sorry ill never complain again
but think of it this way, your height should land you chicks easily
It does, but I’m always self conscious. They always say “it was fine” after sex and then they ghost me.
13cm...
waltuh…
my guys are solid
not my call
USA is solid but the defense is stretched thin, whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is
sorry i hate midgets, i cant be your friend
15cm
Same, it's fine if you aren't thin. Just don't get a 2m tall girl.
>it's fine if you aren't thin
huh? I thought it was the other way around
nevermind for some reason I though you were talking about body weight, kek
>Just don't get a 2m tall girl.
But I would literally sell my soul for a 2m tall girl anon.
Moor genetics
US as unironically a good squad to work with, your coach is moronic.
We know.
lopetegui saw the potential in the squad.
shame we didnt go for him as a coach.
it has a good squad and has some good players that aren't playing to come in, i'm expecting a harder match than some think at the WC
I wouldn’t say it is their gold era since I think it’s just the start of their dominance, but I reckon that the US will become a problem in the next 10 years.
A lot of talent, mostly snatched by Germany clubs, playing at a high level -21yo. They just need a Naggelsman or someone alike.
football comes in cycles around 06 they had a good team with Donovan, Dempsey, Bocanegra, Churundolo etc, now they are getting good agin
While I do agree with you, and Portugal is a mighty fine example of good cycles, I don’t think the US ever had a team as good and with as much potential as now.
We all hate him
He's the American Southgate.
>americans can have drums in the stadium
I am jealous
those are gun shots
kek
lmao
this
we call it a freedom anthem
Heh
This gives me Tabarez vibes
Well, he's fielding most of Tabarez team.
Probably so the media can stop breaking his balls about these old, decrepit shitters.
>tfw I'll never frick alaska
Absolutely elite ball-playing ability fro Zimmerman there. Same shit like he did for the goal against Morroco
what was wakanda for ever shit?'
is anyone else annoyed whenever this game is on fox they are always trying to push MUHLITTLESAWKER
He's their main MLS announcer
Go Uruguay. Embarrass these poof worshippers.
ameribro... its going the other way around
>embarrass
got bad news for you jose, we've been dominated after the 10th minute. cope, seeth, dialate. etc...
alonsobros it's literally over
There's gonna be ten minutes of injury time
ferreira is for some reason good at everything that doesn't require him to touch a soccer ball
That’s American soccer players for you. Good athletes, good tactically, bad technically
hahhahahahahahahahah
Lel we were laughing at this too
>Coates
Good
WAKANDA FOREVER
Latinx bros I'm learning spanish, please gib latinax GF
>latinx
Lol who I can tell you a b***h ass libertard
>gay that pays for Fhite can't take a joke
Many such cases
I havent payed one cent for this site
LETS GO BURGER BROSSSSSSSSSSSS
USA
USA
USA
do americans really?
What the shit
based josema, kneeling for the bongs
did Pulisic just do the wakanda thing??
sauce on OP?
I wanna lick that bucetão
heads up guys!
URUGAY putting in an A TEAMER!
So this is Mexico’s mythical A team, seems blacker than what I expected.
What race is Aaron Long? He looks 75% white with some Asian in him
josema should've dedicated to professional 8ball
he is such a weakmind homosexual
Wait until Aaronson comes one. Ultra meth press.
>finally done studying
>turn match on
>gay pride numbers
>turn match off
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
>gorriaran
God these are so shit
>ferrashit
you would think there would be an abundance of big #9's for the US. Only players that come to mind that either flopped or aren't being considered are Sargent, Dike, maybe Hoppe lmao. We don't have a good enough false 9 to play it
>even the corner flags
Just nuke us already.
>tfw no FIFA ref gf
Do Uruguayans respect us more or did they just want to humiliate Mexico by fielding more starters?
you just suck dude lmao
Not talking to you, but Uruguayans. This isn’t the team that faced Mexico, seethe cope and dilate. Valverde would solo rape this team.
you are garbage dude lmao
git gud
the later
Your team is ass, my friend
These are friendlies, literally irrelevant for us.
Mexico was a better matchup to try a proper lineup.
We will probably play like that during the wc.
This is just a meme match to show that Muslera, Godin, and Caseres shouldn't be on the team ever again.
based
we literally kneel to mexiGODS
the manager of uruguay learned the lesson vs you and realized concacaf isn't as good as he thought so now is playing with the C team becase he knows he is going to win anyways
THICC
Why are only 6 subs allowed in friendlies? Why limit it at all?
i hate you maxi gomez
Sexo with the lineswoman
cor
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'd like to dive in her grass if you know what I mean
I bet she has ENORMOUS areolas.
troony body, after her first kid she is going to get fat as frick
Yedlen out there looking like a lesbo and playing like one too
where my horvath homies at
lol yedlin being ass again
Yedlin saved a goal you cherry picking Black person
Source plsssss
Scally is terrible. We're missing Robinson bad there at LB.
ANOTHER MATCH, ANOTHER 0 GOALS
FRAUD
Heh my boy Dningz just needs more time
my boy Darling... he just needs... heh... more time
this thread is moving quickly enough along for no one to answer my question
should i cheat on my girlfriend bros
no, dump her
been with current girlfriend for a decade but this new girl is my type. this girl and me have been friends for 2 years and asked her yesterday is she was trying to be frick buddies and said yes. i just love my girlfriend so much and it hurts me to even think about doing something as morbid and cruel to her as cheating on her. however my dick wants to be balls deep in that other chick.
you should try killing yourself
Just check what I said here
You're a Chad, do what your dick tells you to do
morals are for ugly pepo like me
Only if the other girl is hotter than your gf
yes, with me *deepthroats you*
Yes. If you have to ask you might as well get the strange and keep the regular until she finds out and then at least you've put some pussy in the bank for the long winter.
how old are you? if you're younger than 25, do it, at that age relationships are kids games
no dumped like the other guy said
Depends. If the girl you're cheating on is hot, and your gf is hot, ask for a threesome. But ask while drunk so that if she says no, then you don't get in trouble for asking.
Then cheat on her for not letting you find happiness
Yes
"Hello, homosexual lovers everywhere. I've a message for you from Birds Eye. Birds Eye homosexuals will appeal to your whole family. Birds Eye even suggests that people who don't like homosexuals could enjoy these."
Aaron Long?
I love Sublo and Tangy Mustard
U
S
A
>URgay finishing
My god maxi is so fricking shit it's incredible.
MAXI GOMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
U S A
passing backwards is usually done for security
in this case everytime we do it we get memenpressed and it's more dangerous than going forward
FOR FRICK SAKE DORSNT USA FANS DOESNT HAVE A ORIGINAL CHANT?
Every song they have is a copy-paste from Mexico or some meme version of the Iceland chant
We're the world's melting pot. We don't do original here.
They have dos a cero which they spam relentlessly.
YOU'RE TRASH GOMEZ
They only use agnaist Mexico
So is Brazil and we aren't not this moronic
>U R GAY
Nunez, he's mo Forlan
Zimmerman's first big mistake of the game. That was fricking bad lol
I'm so happy euros can finally see the quality difference of our
A team forwards
A team midfielders
C teams defenders
Massive quality gap between A and C, not a meme
>fourth choice goalkeeper
When did Americans start copying Mexico’s A/B/C team thing?
Hello sirs, please post more Alaska.
>Johnson
Why does Katrina Moreno always get mogged by Canela Skin when they shoot scenes together?
PATEALA DARWIN LA RE CONCHA DE TU HERMANA
QUE MANIA CON QUERER ASISTIR
>Johnson
>female referees in the World Cup
It’s over
dont worry they will enforce burqas
Fake news
top kek when the Qataris make them wear hijabs in the blazing heat
>Black GK
want to see horvath
Why is Reyna still injured?
Musah is only 19
I wish we had our real defense playing, would be so much less stressful
el hijo de puta de godin ya no sirve ni para ganar en los corners
time to play Matturro and Marichal
REVANCHA TIME URUGUAY, PEPPER YOUR ANGUS
You fricked that up
Stupid gorriarán homosexual, sub this bum already
I'm ok with this.
They can't cross for shit
UH OH
This is Uruguay's D Team right?
Except for 2 players.
B team from the looks of it.
Gimenez is a starter and Coates who replaced him is also a starter, Darwin should be a starter but he is still less effective than Cavani and Suarez
Must be some kind of meme team. Fricking Gomez? Godin? They’re not actually takin these guys to the WC right?
>Ingerlund talking about meme team
Dude you lost to fricking Hungary lmao. Maxi Gonez won't start after this match. Godin will not play either.
Nah. This is a retirement match for half of the 4th-placers.
Between Uruguay C and B
We are, since this will be their last World Cup, they'll likely be in the starting 11 also.
non-meme answer: it's the B team, not C, not D, not T (sis), just the B team
Some players would be B team, some others C team. Only Darwin could have a shot at being A team.
I'm pretty sure the """Uruguayan""" fans in the stadium are larping chicanos
Please put in Cannon for Yedlin, and Bello for Scally
At least they both know basic discipline and posistioning
Our backline is giving ball away
>Bello
anon.....
*enters thread*
are we good at soccer yet, lads?
yes
what a chad
he's a big guy
for u
bump
for you
Boss Hog on his way to frick your girl
Based Dukes of Hazzard enjoyer
>tons of anarchy
Underrated
USA USA USA USA USA USA
what does ferreira do
Hey at least we can do nice cool cheeky one-two combinations in the midfield
because uruguay isn't even playing the bench of the starters aside from Ugarte, De Arrascaeta and Canobbio aren't even on the bench and they are the players who would be the bench of betancur-torreira-valverde-pellistri
Wow urgays b team fricking sucks!
C team*
I mean, when we have Nuno Mendes, Rúben Dias, Cancelo, Bernardo, Bruno Fernandes, Rafael Leão, Rúben Neves, João Félix, and I could continue, with a base pool of 10M people, imagine what you could do with 300M
cute
I was born as the wrong species.
We should reincarnate Beasley from retirement to play as a sold defensive LB to make sure we don't keep getting fricked on that flank
Gregg looks like someone's deadbeat stepfather, not a national team manager
Are we 100% sure he's not actually a failed clone of Bob Bradley?
>So white it has a mullet.
KWAB
Taking out Weah? Gregggggggggggggg
GGGRREEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG
his crosses are shit
It'll be nice when the WC isn't hosted in a third world country again, Inb4 2030.
>take out Weah
>out in Arriola
Goddammit Gregg
Wish we had a real manager, he's so bad
Aaronson, Palmer-Brown, and Arriola on at half
Aaronson coming on, Erik palmer brown but for who? I swear if he leaves Long on I'll be pissed, also Arriola lmao why
Yedlin should've been subbed for Cannon as Reggie is 10x smarter player
post more uruguayas
I’ve fricked 3 girls that look like this before.
me too 300 dolars well spent
grosss ugly face
she has nudes btw
Prove it.
Mati Marroni, they show up regularly on /gif/ and /s/ and not too hard to find elsewhere.
Show? What’s her name
Breasts too big, what kind of homosexual likes this shit
HOLY SHIT WEBMS WORK ON MY ITODDLER PHONE NOW
troony
Oh shit ur right. When did that happen
Today I guess
Homo
like yesterday
i noticed i don’t get redirected to VLC anymore like yesterday so good riddance
>pepperoni nips
OH NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
The fact her boobs sag so much at her young age is both fricking sad and fricking hot.
That's a 4/10 in Uruguay
Gregg just announced his subs
>EPB for Long
>Aaronson for McKennie
> Arriola for Weah (lol)
Weah doesn't get the ball enough for what he provides
sauce
on
chick
in
op
>socio
Mozart is alive?
Katrina Moreno
don't post it
FIFA 2010 World Cup had kino songs
Damian Marley stuff, Waving Flag, Drumming Noise, etc
>2010
>songs
Where?
Don't forget the vuvuzelas
Why don't you have a South American gf Fhite?
what a bizarre body shape
>anime
That's a troon aint it?
I don't know any brown girls irl
>tf
>tp
60% of America is brown. The white nationalists on /misc/ are brown.
I thought south americans were starving
someone’s going to post it I just know it
>No songs from FIFA 05-10
Fake and boring
For me it's Mexican cuisine
me in the middle
I watched Willow when I was a kid so I think dwarves are cool
Is this real?
Wtf Warwick is a softskinned homosexual? What a shame
What the frick
>robegrill
>la capital
>jauja cocina
Do South Americans even know what takis are
USA meth press worked well as always, too bad we have 3rd stringers on defense. I almost had heart attack watching them frick up everything good the midfield was doing
>METH PRESS vs Harry Maguire
What could go wrong?
Reminder this is a practice match, not a rehearsal
>Gatorade fit
>Obese sweaty black b***h
FSL, literally seems to be 15mins of black people commercials. Wtf bros?
i wonder how much chardonnay aly wagner drinks on a weekly basis
>tattoos
already ruined
She is turning her back on her proud mestizo heritage and fricks blacks too.
>Penadoy
Yes, they are terrajas, what did you expect expatbro
Would frick the one on the right if she's underaged.
based dicky enjoyer
uhh
you mean if she's NOT underaged... right?
you are gonna get us in trouble
based
I only play PES like a real man
ok but
You 100% know he's taking out Zimmerman instead of Long for EPB
Aaronson was MOTM vs Morocco, eager to see if he can do same in midfield again, he was insane
Jesus Ferreira is not USMNT tier. just get Sargent back and put Aaronsson on the wings.
>Sargent
That frick is even more useless
>the frick is even more useless
Your penis.
He got sidelined at Norwich for that pokki dude from Finland. He played well for the paltry playing time he got at the club.
>Well
He's still useless and hasnt played as a 9 in like 4 years
We have Haji Wright, he did well vs Morroco, not sure why Greggg decided to bench our best performers from last match
Both Sargent and Ferreira absolutely should not be our starting 9 in Qatar
Ferreira contributes to the attack more
Although Haji Wright hasn't gotten that much of a chance yet
DO IT
for me, it's my tomboy urufu
sorry but Catalina is my waifu
frick off mestizaje maligno
no, it's not. Cope
MTG is a soccer punit?
>top strikers
>in france
Uruguay's Suarez replacement plays in france, he got loaned by Inter in the half of the season to Stade Bretois, already had 4 goals
I just got home now how is the game going lads? U R gay? being humiliated?
Both teams can't finish for shit.
Is Darwin playing somewhat well?
He is playing like shit
As always
5/10
he tries to make plays with maxi gomez who has an abbo IQ
i'm surprised nobody seemed to mention it the other day, but he tried to play the wall with maxi, ending in a perfect position for a 4th goal and the moron stopped the play
He’s still imature af.
Both defenses badly exposed but poor finishing from both sides too
That was the plan, getting humiliated so bad that the mememedia never asks for muslera caceres and godin ever again, yet gaymericans are so shit that they can't even score against disabled old people.
Coates is shit too on a 4-lined defense.
gorriaran can't handle the shirt
no more /ligamx/ players on the NT, please
Ferreira reminds me of altidore
BAYOL
i've been posting here for years and I still don't know what KWAB means...
kwab
KWAB
ktim
KWAB
lmao. its 'kek what a b***h'.
KWAB
kwab
kek what a bong
kek what a b***h
really?
I was hoping for something deeper than that...
it's an old /asp/ meme that was used to clown on Kevin Nash from WcW.
it means: kek what a british
YNWA KWAB
kevin was always based
I found the OP source: Katrina Moreno
how is my boy mckennie doing?
Decent
He's getting subbed of at half time for Aaronson. He's been very average today. His highlights have been executing a few cute 1-2 combinations with Pulisic and Adams. He also has created a couple of chances in the box for the shittier players around him.
He's been okay.
Had some nice passes and link ups but no one could finish
>historically, uruguay only has one win over the US mutant ninja turtles
Jfc Uruguay going to sub on better players and greggg just took Weah out for MLS winger lmao
Imagine not changing out 2 or 3 defenders after that 1h display
Its almost like he wants Johnson tested in goal
DIOS...
Rossi for Gorrcacan, Pellistri for Maxi Lolmez, 4-3-3 with Nuñez at the 9 and all is good
>Rossi
ese perro ya demostro lo horrible que es contra la espantosa chile
maxi gomez for Cavani and let the geriatric teach the zoomzoom how to score
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Como le como el tirapedos lpm
Everybody's having a good time in here. Why would you do this?
Maybe he's looking for something specific
quite pungent indeed
Tightest American pussy
Sexo
me when Godin announces his retirement
What happened to that one Uruguayan who always talked shit about Valverde?
frauderico valeverga will get exposed by based portugal
>based
>supporting a yuropean team
Disgusting
*SNIF*
YES
Zoomer/10
Uruguayan girl
What’s a diwali?
Some Uruguayan holiday I think
Its hindu, an hindu holiday, I believe at least
It's Uruguayan.
We got a lot of people from many cultures here... the state doesn't recognize any religions... if you feel like it, you can just say its an uruguayan holiday, take your pick I guess...
>three ellipses
Stop being an undecided homosexual.
...................................................................
>He never celebrated DWall-e
ngmi
i said don't post it
and shit just got real
How did Nunez end up in Portugal anyways, don’t they speak Spanish in Uruguay?
portuguese and spanish are mutually intelligible
Nah dude. We understand them, they don’t.
I can read portagee but I can't understand when they talk.
Don’t they speak Italian in Turim?
thats ok. but this guy shouldn't even think about playing in brazil with a name like that
MY BOY AARONSON
homies bout to get PRESSED
lmao magnetic feet
how the frick does that happen?
LACES OUT
NOT SO FAST
Dark Uruguay sorcery
it's like when 2 dogs frick and get stuck
Love on the field for pride month
covidvax shot makes you magnetic or something
wtf was that kek
boooooooooooooooooring
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
Aaronson is fricking based
Um aaronson is so cute i-
For me, it's Paraguay.
I'd like to ejaculate my semen inside this woman vegana after an hour of consensual romantic missionary
why did usa steal the colors of england? aren't they supposed to have a kit like atletico madrid?
For me, it's the United Kingdom, United States, and Uruguay triumvirate.
create a new thread already lazy Black folk
She looks creepy and psychotic
someone make a new thread plz
New thread
bullshit late reaction
>amerifats and south americans in charge of making a new thread
Imagine people actually watching a match.
Blow me, how do you like that?
New
USA trying to get their teammates in the hospital passing around their box like that
Our entire backline and goalie are 3rd stringers
>gorriaran
My god these c tier players are disgusting
>aran
Thank fricking god Robinson is coming on for Scally
janny didnt like this
Shit teams
Clear handball