and thank fricking god for that. genuinely good on them. i watch both and want them all to be doing as good as they can be. it shouldn't take the kotr for them to actually use the 3 hours they have every week though and not just stuff it with filler. just like i don't think it's bad aew does some more promo stuff as they need to build more stories and give reasons for matches instead of just throwing in a handful of 20 minute matches to take up their show
>Are they actually going to give Kenny Omega a live mic again? When will Tony learn?
I hate Kenny as much as the next guy, but his promo wasn't bad. Looks like he actually put some work into promos while he was gone. He's still a creepy, bobble-headed, sawdusted flippy shit weirdo, but I respect that he put in the work.
if youre this obsessed with it and can't tell the difference, you're questionable
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>they're safe with me >you are just projecting your own perversions onto a completely innocent relationship between a grown man and a preteen girl
any more lines out of the groomer playbook you're going to use today anon?
>scoop up one of tonikan’s tickets on the secondary market for $5 >decide not to go when something more important comes up
tough break, but that’s how it goes when your fed is so far down the pecking order
He’s spent a lot of time reflecting as they patched up his perforated intestines and has come to the realization that he does not, in fact, crust Chris Jericho.
Very illustrative of Tony's booking style. The beatdown last week was a great angle. But it should be sold so that it feels consequential. Kenny coming out to cut a promo a week later ruins it. Tony is incapable of following things up properly.
yeah they killed kenny he should be gone for a few weeks recovering. but people are more concerned about shitflinging console wars in this thread so who gives a shit
yeah they killed kenny he should be gone for a few weeks recovering. but people are more concerned about shitflinging console wars in this thread so who gives a shit
>e-drones visibly confused by someone actually showing up weekly
You'd think drones would want Kenny to come back because it's a guarantee ratings plummet but maybe they want it to be a more fair battle and Kenny retiring could actually give AEW the momentum they need
Tony already has two "We'll Hear From ____" segments, so instead of a 3rd, he calls it "____ Has A Special Announcement.". Tony has been doing the same booking points for 5+ years. Let's not split hairs here.
it's pretty pathetic if you're trying to smear someone's name like that just because they wouldn't go work at the stupid company that you're a mark for. you must have no life at all if true.
We don't want him, especially broken down dilapidated poopshoot outted groomer Kenny in 2024. Only time anyone wanted him was pre-AEW when we didn't know better.
Yea we barely knew shit about him pre-AEW. Now all the WWE fans know they dodged an anti-draw bullet.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Omega's had more 5ers in AEW than WWE's had in decades kek
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How many times do people need to tell you that no one gives a shit about the golden stars of David here?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
This is an Israeli board. And I'm not just talking about your flat-chested mom. Now stop the self hate.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Very interesting indeed
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2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>too autistic to get irony
They are mentioning them to spite you. No one actually cares outside of AEW cultists who have no other positive metrics to point out.
>do an unironically great heavy heat segment, hospitalizing a beloved babyface >hotshot said babyface's return from that while the heels that did it can't even cut a live promo
They made a real good reason for us to not hear from Kenny for a while, no need for an immediate follow-up with him
It depends what it is, they could be having him announce an authority figure that's standing in for him who will do shit against The New Elite to build up to his return.
As one last frick you to the Bucks he will say he hired a General Manager behind the Bucks and the Elite's backs and with TK's approval (kayfabe) gives him as much power as the Bucks.
TONY! YOU FRICKING moron! STOP DOING THIS! STOP FRICKING UP YOUR STUPID CARD ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FRICK SAKE! YOU DUMMY IDIOT!
YOU DONT PUT KENNYS breasts OUT ON THE CARD WHEN THE STORY LAST TIME WAS HE DIDNT KNOW IF HE COULD WRESTLE, YOU PUT HIM A SUIT AND PUT A BANDAGE ON HIS FOREHEAD AND PUT THAT FAKE LAWYER STERLING IN THE PICTURE.
"I'm gonna get my ass fixed, and them I'm coming back to frick Okawa in the bussy...
...
*extra pausing for effect*
...at All In Wembley"
*monster pop followed by monster boos as it takes a cold minute for people to realise they'll have to spend another $800 + lodgings to see this in person*
that rossy won and he's sorry
maybe on planet moron
Whether or not he crusts Jericho
he was rushed to the hospital shortly after saying that
> 4 talking segments
600k incoming lads
>Ooooh no, no yummy 30 minute wrestling segments
>edrone
>complaining about talking segments
go rise for another dimeless judgment day promo
raw had 9 matches last night including 3 over 10 minutes and one over 20
and thank fricking god for that. genuinely good on them. i watch both and want them all to be doing as good as they can be. it shouldn't take the kotr for them to actually use the 3 hours they have every week though and not just stuff it with filler. just like i don't think it's bad aew does some more promo stuff as they need to build more stories and give reasons for matches instead of just throwing in a handful of 20 minute matches to take up their show
All of them were 2 stars at best Dronie.
Sheamus vs Gunther was a solid ***½, you fricking moron!
>e drones are pretending that they like wrestling now
arguing with E-drones is like trying to close your fist around a viscous jelly, gradually I began to hate them
they'll go back to hating it after seeing the raw rating
Talking segments are the only things that hold up on AEW. Matches drop. Well, except Kenny matches.
you seem upset over kenny big leaguing wwe
>except kenny matches
Stupid fricking lorelet
>you've been crying about this for almost a year
grim
>NOOOO YOU CANT REMEMBER THEIR FAILURES
go back homosexual
kenny wasnt even in the match you sperg homosexual
seems pretty steady, maybe you should go outside and have sex
Too much entertainment for ya?
The bucks are anti-entertainment as well as anti-draws.
Shouldn't he be selling the beating?
Are they actually going to give Kenny Omega a live mic again? When will Tony learn?
He cut the best promo of his career last week
>the best Kenny Omega promo
like being the healthiest leper
or the tallest midget
It was a fantastic promo because he was serious and not being a fricking goof which just tells me the person getting in his own way is Kenny himself.
>Are they actually going to give Kenny Omega a live mic again? When will Tony learn?
I hate Kenny as much as the next guy, but his promo wasn't bad. Looks like he actually put some work into promos while he was gone. He's still a creepy, bobble-headed, sawdusted flippy shit weirdo, but I respect that he put in the work.
didn't he just kayfabe die?
it's over, he's going to announce his retirement
nah he's gonna announce he's cleared
>sure she was 9 years old, but there are some kids who have old souls and are mature enough to have a special "friendship" with a grown man
Why are you quoting Rossy?
we all know what you did to Riho, Kenny.
kept her safe from monsters like ogawa? true
>kept her safe
groomers are all the same
if youre this obsessed with it and can't tell the difference, you're questionable
>they're safe with me
>you are just projecting your own perversions onto a completely innocent relationship between a grown man and a preteen girl
any more lines out of the groomer playbook you're going to use today anon?
you asking me for advice?
are you calling yourself an expert?
>t. Rossy Ogawa
he's cleared and will fight okada at forbidden door
he's been cleared for a while
he's going to air rossy's price sheet for 11 year old girls live on the titantron
>Dynamite in Edmonton on the same day the Oilers & Canucks begin round 2 of the Stan Lee
AEW attendance is the eternal KWAB!
AEW Dynamite/Rampage
Wed • May 08, 2024 • 5:30 PM
Rogers Place, Edmonton, AB
Available Tickets: 344
Current Setup: 4,248
Tickets Distributed: 3,904
Last visit: 7/5/2023 Dynamite: 5,746
Embarrassing display from All Petite
tell em about the actual capacity of Rogers chuck
thanks for the update ticket troony
That's how many people bought tickets. There will probably be less than 3k in attendance according to Dave
>scoop up one of tonikan’s tickets on the secondary market for $5
>decide not to go when something more important comes up
tough break, but that’s how it goes when your fed is so far down the pecking order
>Embarrassing display
but enough about your sex life
Shouldn't he uhhhh sell the attack for at least a week or so
He’s spent a lot of time reflecting as they patched up his perforated intestines and has come to the realization that he does not, in fact, crust Chris Jericho.
Very illustrative of Tony's booking style. The beatdown last week was a great angle. But it should be sold so that it feels consequential. Kenny coming out to cut a promo a week later ruins it. Tony is incapable of following things up properly.
yeah they killed kenny he should be gone for a few weeks recovering. but people are more concerned about shitflinging console wars in this thread so who gives a shit
the fact that it's so quick makes me think they're doing the "fighting while injured" type of bit
>e-drones visibly confused by someone actually showing up weekly
Please God let it be happening
e drones are pathetic
You'd think drones would want Kenny to come back because it's a guarantee ratings plummet but maybe they want it to be a more fair battle and Kenny retiring could actually give AEW the momentum they need
you are a fragile manchild
They're so covetous. I guess new Bloodline toy already wore off.
Most numerate pig.
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=389076
Do you really feel that threatened by Kenny Omega?
Didn't this b***h do a promo last week? WTF is Tony's problem? He ran out of ideas already.
this is an announcement, not a promo
>this is an announcement, not a promo
semantics
Tony already has two "We'll Hear From ____" segments, so instead of a 3rd, he calls it "____ Has A Special Announcement.". Tony has been doing the same booking points for 5+ years. Let's not split hairs here.
You calling yourself Jason? This still ain't your diary.
it's pretty pathetic if you're trying to smear someone's name like that just because they wouldn't go work at the stupid company that you're a mark for. you must have no life at all if true.
We don't want him, especially broken down dilapidated poopshoot outted groomer Kenny in 2024. Only time anyone wanted him was pre-AEW when we didn't know better.
>e-drones wanted a guy they never watched
Makes the Royal Rumble 2019 gamethread even more hilarious
Yea we barely knew shit about him pre-AEW. Now all the WWE fans know they dodged an anti-draw bullet.
Omega's had more 5ers in AEW than WWE's had in decades kek
How many times do people need to tell you that no one gives a shit about the golden stars of David here?
This is an Israeli board. And I'm not just talking about your flat-chested mom. Now stop the self hate.
Very interesting indeed
>too autistic to get irony
They are mentioning them to spite you. No one actually cares outside of AEW cultists who have no other positive metrics to point out.
you all mark out for days every time he says something remotely nice about wwe on his stream
We kek and laff at him burying his employer because it's funny
He's gonna announce Dynamite moving to FOX
Confirmation he gave Riho aids. Afraid so
>do an unironically great heavy heat segment, hospitalizing a beloved babyface
>hotshot said babyface's return from that while the heels that did it can't even cut a live promo
They made a real good reason for us to not hear from Kenny for a while, no need for an immediate follow-up with him
Canada has better health care
Not even Canadians think that
It depends what it is, they could be having him announce an authority figure that's standing in for him who will do shit against The New Elite to build up to his return.
you tell me
He's going to announce that the Bucks killed him last week and that he's dead now.
>undead kenny
does he have magic powers too?
He’s announcing he’s cleared. The dirt sheets saying he hasn’t had surgery yet is just to make it all a surprise. Typical smokescreen playbook.
As one last frick you to the Bucks he will say he hired a General Manager behind the Bucks and the Elite's backs and with TK's approval (kayfabe) gives him as much power as the Bucks.
hello
kenny memega here
Yeah edrones won the fed won wrestling is dead
OWA Tony and kills him on purpose
I love you Kenny, see you in NJPW
He's got some really zesty opinions on Israel/Gaza and trans rights that he wants to share.
Why is he topless? Will he be topless during his announcement?
TONY! YOU FRICKING moron! STOP DOING THIS! STOP FRICKING UP YOUR STUPID CARD ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FRICK SAKE! YOU DUMMY IDIOT!
YOU DONT PUT KENNYS breasts OUT ON THE CARD WHEN THE STORY LAST TIME WAS HE DIDNT KNOW IF HE COULD WRESTLE, YOU PUT HIM A SUIT AND PUT A BANDAGE ON HIS FOREHEAD AND PUT THAT FAKE LAWYER STERLING IN THE PICTURE.
"I'm gonna get my ass fixed, and them I'm coming back to frick Okawa in the bussy...
...
*extra pausing for effect*
...at All In Wembley"
*monster pop followed by monster boos as it takes a cold minute for people to realise they'll have to spend another $800 + lodgings to see this in person*
>pigwits genuinely believe announcing Okada v Omega 5 will get booed
Not the match.
It being in Britain will be.
>Okada vs Omega 5
And not a single dime will be drawn.
>And not a single dime will be drawn.
But anon, the prestigious Continental Breakfast belt will be on the line. Surely this will be a draw.
>pig can only think about food
Didn't Lesnar have this happen to him during a match and still win?
>Bitchbreasts in "post without mentioning his fetish" challenge - IMPOSSIBURU
Not enough YEET for ya?
>sets up an injury angle with a promo saying physical trauma could literally kill him
>back literally two weeks later
just let it play out
What are you nerds gonna do, anyway? Chant "sell the attack"?
KWAB (Kenny Was Always Based)
gotta love the cleaner baby
kenny suffers from anal bleeding