WHAT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this dude living in an alternate reality or something
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well pretty much every time hungary got the ball going the other way they scored. maybe that's what he means.
i think there's a bit of delusion as to how much of a talent gap actually exists. hungary looked decent at the last euros. the czechs could have sent england home if not for some bad shooting luck.
How would Czech Republic send England home when England were already qualified from the group when that game happened? Fat mong
Based southgate saying that if england had kept attacking against italy in the finale, they would have right away lost the game instead of going to the penalties
I hope England keeps this fraud until the World Cup because it’s really fricking funny watching this incompetent moron waste a great generation of English players kek
>a great generation of English players
Does anyone actually believe this? These English players are so fricking average, all of them. Rashford, Saka, Sancho, Walker all these guys are so mediocre. Maybe my standards are higher tho. The only genuinely talented player is Harry Kane.
walker is quality and has been consistent for city for years. the rest you listed are dogshit though
>The only genuinely talented player is Harry Kane.
ah yes, mr trophyless man himself
literally the only people who don't rate kane are absolute headcases like yourself who don't deserve to watch football
Abraham is better, literally won a trophy in his first season at Roma. How many seasons has Kane had at Spurs? Oh yes, enough to be a fraud.
>abraham is better
yeah you should probably refrain from watching football pal, making you delusional
How many trophies does Kane have? How many does Abraham?
If you're genuinely not baiting and trying to argue that Abraham is better player than Kane based upon a European milk cup win and Spurs as a team being wank then I feel sorry for you
Your mum milked my wiener into a cup last night, m8.
>t. Micah Richards
you need to realise that football exists outside of england. no one in europe rates kane like people here do. he is a perennial trophy dodger and has gone missing in EVERY final he has been in. kane is literally the anti-drogba; great goalscoring stats, atrocious final stats
https://talksport.com/football/1017857/harry-kane-spurs-goals-assists-record-chelsea-semi-final/
kane being the eternal "nearly man" and being the golden boy of this england team sums it all up. we worship mediocrity, we worship failure. >we deserve everything that southgate brings us. when >we crash out at the group stage in qatar, i will laugh.
Semis are worth nothing really, but here's Kane's combined semi/final record:
>13 semi-finals and finals
>1 assist
>3 goals
Two of those goals are penalties. God only knows how bad the shots on target number for those games is.
>this moron would rather play tammy ngubu abraham over kane
you are talking to two people. having said that, the tammyposter is 100% correct. kane is an overprotected, trophy-dodging mong, and tammy is a trophy winner. simple as. i hope you're a spurs fan, otherwise your arselicking of kane is inexcusable.
He proper does arselick Kane. You fricking told that spacker, mate.
Most people make posts purely for attention, just ignore it, it only encourages them
This tbh
Realistically, how many current England players would anons consider to be in either the top 10 in the world or top 5 in the Premier League in their position?
>top 5 in the Premier League in their position?
kane, multiple right backs, chilwell, rice, sterling, possibly foden
Elite:
>Kane
>James
>Walker
>Chilwell
>TAA
Pretty good:
>Stones
Have played pretty well as youngsters but need to do more before they are considered elite:
>Mount
>Foden
>Saka
>Sancho
>Bellingham
Not very good/bad:
>Pickford
>Phillips
>Maguire
Players that have had pretty good seasons before but don't know what the future holds:
>Sterling
>Rashford
Needs to move to a bigger club to be judged but could end up very good:
>Rice
Rapist:
>Greenwood
put grealish with rashford and sterling
Elite:
>Kane
>James
>Walker
>Chilwell
>TAA
Pretty good:
>Stones
>Trippier
Have played pretty well as youngsters but need to do more before they are considered elite:
>Mount
>Foden
>Saka
>Sancho
>Bellingham
Not very good/bad:
>Pickford
>Phillips
>Maguire
Players that have had pretty good seasons before but don't know what the future holds:
>Sterling
>Rashford
>Grealish
Needs to move to a bigger club to be judged but could end up very good:
>Rice
Fat inconsistent lazy mong:
Shaw
Rapist:
>Greenwood
Sterling's been half decent every time I've seen him play for England recently, but the rest are bang average, except for Kane.
Trashford is trash
Saka is meme trash
Walker is quality but Kieran Trippier is England's best RB and anyone who says otherwise is moronic
Sancho is good but isn't an inverted winger, play him as an orthodox winger in a 442 or 4411, or even the winger in a catenaccio, and he will do well. 433, 343 or 4231 with inverted forwards he will be shit.
The best goalkeeper and defensive centre backs have wasted away the past 5 years at Burnley (unironically check the stats even this season they were top tier) without being played because Southgate is obsessed with passing it out like every mong who thinks Guardiola's tactic is the end of football.
James Maddison has had a fantastic season and would be a real asset but isn't one of Gareth's Guys so is left out. Play Maddison and JWP as a mezzala and central playmaker, you have elite deliveries and better setplays (and the current team already relies on setplays). Sterling in the hole behind Kane, Sancho or Grealish as orthodox wideman (depending on which side you want to attack from, Rice DM, Trippier RB, Shaw LB, Walker/Mee and Tarkowski CBs, Pope GK. Kane actually gets service and support and you can attack via multiple methods- crosses, cutbacks, through the middle presses, setpieces. 442 catenaccio job done.
Forgot Foden lel, stick him in for the undecided winger or Maddison. Or Trent cos he can't defend.
>The only genuinely talented player is Harry Kane.
>4 finals for club and country
>0 wins
>0 assists
>0 goals
>0 shots on target
>Legit 85 IQ, as tested when he was 19 and AVB tested the entire squad
Face facts, geezer is a bottler and we're winning nothing with him leading the team. He's merely Rooney MK2: scores against dregs, disappears when it matters. Simply google the goalscoring records of elite strikers in finals for the last 20 years and you'll see how Kane can only statpad against dross. Here's one example: Drogba had 10 goals in 11 finals for Chelsea.
This.
Gerrard/Lampard/Scholes/Rooney etc were actually great and flopped. A euro final and world cup semi is way more than what the current crop deserves.
>dude just sack your manager a few months before the World Cup lmao
>dude just keep a notoriously incompetent idiot as your coach and hope for the best lmfao
true, should have been sacked after bumbling the euro-final
I don't know why you say this, you should fire him 2 before the cup actually, it went great for us 🙂
this is why england will never come close to winning the world cup again, you don't understand what SOVL is, something even the Croatians were not afraid to understand.
yeah domenech tried a power move like that, and the players revolted instead
>generation of English
african
the world is african
>a great generation of English players
you had me until this
there are English players on england's team?
Yeah. There are even a few on the USA team
>muttmerica piping up about the ethnicities of other countries' players
kek
>"Did you see Kane go beyond half line? Scary stuff that. Nearly gave me a heart attack, mate."
I mean if I had that over zealous manlet gk id want everyone on defense detail for 90+ minutes too.
without that manlet gk we would've lost to colombia in 2018 and southgate would've been sacked
>it's a real article
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jun/15/englands-drubbing-by-hungary-shows-risk-of-over-attacking-warns-southgate
kek what the frick
hahaha
I have got some information that is going to blow your minds fellas. get ready for this one. headlines on every news site out there are wrote in a way to be deliberately inflame you and give you some sort of emotional response so you open it, respond to it, share it around etc. , while the content of the article is not that interesting or something you would normally pay attention to.
It's especially bad bc summer
it's pretty accurate though
>“The idea that we can just play lots of attacking players and rely on talent to win matches – it’s not the way it is. It was a reminder to myself in the second half that, OK, you go for a gamble to try to win the game because you think that’s important. But what happened can happen.”
he's just a pussy ass b***h who can't coach for shit without 7 defenders
>6 hours without scoring in open play
>we need to be more conservative
>0 (zero) goals
>over-attacking
that's some proper galaxy-brain-stuff
He's right in the sense that England wouldn't have been trashed 0-4 if they played Southgate's usual "carefully defensive" style.
But the question is WHY England under him can only be somewhat successful if they play like that, despite their squad having one of the best offensive potentials in the world right now.
Southgate is such a chud
>English players are shit and overated
>yet Souffgate is wasting a glittering array of attacking talent
>England are shit can only win with refball
>England have easy draws with teams they should always beat because England are better
Classic England Derangement Syndrome. The world revolves around them. Other teams have no merits in themselves, only in how they relate to England
Fhite is that guy eight beers deep telling you how he doesn't think about his old girlfriend
unbiased correction
Elite:
>Walker
>TAA
>Foden
Pretty good:
>Kane
>James
>Stones
>Trippier
>Chilwell
>Rice
Have played pretty well as youngsters but need to do more before they are considered elite:
>Bellingham
Not very good/bad:
>Sancho
>Pickford
>Phillips
>Maguire
>Grealish
Players that have had pretty good seasons before but don't know what the future holds:
>Sterling
Fat inconsistent lazy mong:
>Shaw
Inconsistent lazy mong:
>Mount
>Rashford
>Saka
Rapist:
>Greenwood
Seems as long as the game only happens on the wings, England have a chance. Could we make the pitch cambered like a bowling lane so the ball naturally falls to the side?
>kane
>not elite
England at the WC: 4 CBs, 2 fullbacks, 3 CDMs + 'Arry.
jus facken hoof it up there
Careful now. That sounds like attacking, which is bad!
Saka is complete and utter shit.
he's got 11 goals and 7 assists in the PL this season though. that's better than Grealish, probably. and he's not even 21
Arsenal's squad is more expensive that Liverpool's
he's got just 2 or 3 open play goals in 2022
wiegman's slags just beat belgium 3-0 and it were actually enjoyable to watch. maybe she can manage the men's side as well.
WC group stage exit incoming
This guy is a politician not a coach