What have they had so much talent and won ZERO (0) world cups? Are they just natural chokers?
>Cruyff (NO STICKY LOL)
>Robben
>Bergkamp
>Gullit
>van Basten
>Sneijder
>Koeman
>Van Dijk
>van Persie
Seriously? 0 world cups? Why are they so shit?
Someone had to take the choker role and god chose them
This
There are always some choke teams in every competition
t. Juancho Perez Peralta
t. Dietrich Maier da Silva
t. Deyovaisio Schmidt-Vieira
t. Fernando Fernandes Espiritu Santo
t. Hans Agustin "Hansito" Schwarz Rossi
lol
kek only based post itt
>sudaca holland
opinion fricking discarded
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t. Wolfram Schulte
i know they are based. its their flag colours that irritate me.
Paraguay is based tho. They are like us, started shit with everyone around them, did better than expected and then got completely BTFO in the end.
Honorary aryans.
actually >we only really started it with Brazil who was flexing pretty hard at the time, they just so happened to be allied with Argentina then, and then they used Uruguay to do a bait and switch on us.
And before I forget
t. Bernhard Braun
>sudaca holland
Sounds terrifying
lel
Euro>World zcup
The Netherlands are a failed country, if Belgium swallowed them no one would care
>Compare the Netherlands and Belgium
> The Netherlands are a failed country
How do you get a result like that?
I didn't say that Belgium wasn't a failed country but it has purpose since it is the capital of Europe at the moment
>Belgium wasn't a failed country but it has purpose since it is the capital of Europe at the moment
Now this is a quintessential mutt moment
Didn't ask irrelevant swamp homosexual
Ride your bike until your country is underseas
I'd tell you to ride yours but it was probably already stolen, not that it matter since you'd most likely be shot before reaching the corner of the street muttboy
Calm down. We don't want you going to school feeling like this now
small country
they are overachievers
That whole 1970s Holland team was stacked. You just dont know them, because they chocked.
Literally arrogance and stupidity. Until recently, a lot of Dutch managers called taking penalties a lottery and refused to practice them. Plus, a lot of Dutch managers refused to learn from tactics that were invented abroad. For example, counter pressing and shithousing weren't really used much as tactics. Nowadays, however, people finally start to realize that copying the good parts from foreign football cultures isn't a dirty thing to do.
>Literally arrogance and stupidity
Cocu refused to adapt his style of coaching to the Championship and kept trying to get Derby County to play like Barcelona
It's just hard to do ok?
>ZERO (0) world cups
but they won WC 2002 tho
there's only one every 4 years and single game round robin into single elim knockout is a terrible format
the dutch have been elite throughout history and i won't hear a word otherwise
terrible format for deciding who's best*
single elim is a superior format for viewing, of course
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY A HECKIN'LEAGUE FORMATE OR ELSE I DON'T WHICH TEAM IS THE BEST AGAINST TEAMS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA OR SENEGAL!!!!
if you were to change format it'd be to exclude the shitter sides and have the top sides actually face each other
it would also ameliorate fluke situations such as trash sides like england or italy reaching a euro cup final
the best team has won at least the last three world cups, argueably the last I don't know how many?
no need to change format
yeah but england got a top 4 finish
that cannot be correct and so the system must be flawed
>ameliorate
damn homie, ive been learning english for more than a decade and thats the first time ive heard somebody use that word. Can’t believe its actually real, thats crazy
>newest english cope
not english, england are trash and can burn in hell for all i care
why the effete comical overreaction? boyfriend refusing to rim you?
projecting much?
weak mind.
should have stayed with us if they wanted to win something.
instead they are still seething about that one time we did a little "invasion" of their irrevelant country...
HRE team when?
I will start.
Depay upfront, Neuer as GK. Who else makes it to HRE /elf/?
Of course our homosexual coach is only picking Brandenburg players when there's better talent in Bohemia, Savoy and, god beware, even the county of Tecklenburg.
It's because he's from Hohenzollern-Ansbach, I tell you. All nepotism.
When was the last time a player from the Arch-Bishoprics was invited? There's a strong anti-catholic bias ever since the emperor, that inbred canyon shitter, let a protestant be head of the association. Bloody disgrace.
For me, NIEDERlande is always my choice of goth gf, CHOKER included
hatefrick would be the best
"w-why are you kissing me..my grandma was right...Alle Duitsers zijn Homo"
Basiert
TOP KEK
(NO STICKY LOL)
But there was a sticky. It was a week late but there was one
I've watched since 2000 so here's my two cents.
>2002
Not qualified (lel) van gaal is a fraud.
>2006
Awful squad. Went out r/16 to Portugal in kino fashion.
>2010
Overachievers, Spain was better.
>2014
Overachievers, but van Gaal is responsible for not losing in the final instead of the semi final all the same.
>2018
Nbungu galore, worst team spirit ever, not qualified.
We were the best in 1974 but rigged for the host country.
>Are they just natural chokers?
wouldn't have it any other way
Rent free
Should have won in 1998, but Kluivert choked pretty hard.
we lost 2 finals in the 70s to the host countries
and back then like in the 60s... a lot was rigged in favour of the host countries...
germany u can debate but argentina was a very rigged tournament
2010 was a choke from robben
>argentina was a very rigged tournament
Cope. Blame Cruyff.
Nah it was a rigged tournament. But if I were you I'd not admit it either cause that'd make two of em lol
what a cope
No doubt you're well versed in 70s football
He's right, I was in the army at the time, we had tanks aimed at the dutch players on the pitchm their families and the Peruvians early on. It was before football got pussified.
>I was in the army at the time
Glad you got out before the English showed up brother
Peru was already eliminated, and the final was not rigged as you can see in this play.
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A little bit to the right and Holland would have been champions.
I believe in you brös
in my eyes you are a great football nation
you simply have nothing to show for it (yet)
What happened in the hit smouldering summer of 88 and where did it happen
Hollandbro
I was trying to be nice actually, In my opinion you ARE a great football nation. Dont tell my Landsmänner, i was being sincere.
When I meant trophys I meant the World Cup baka
>try to console the right side of my jacket
>get a couple BAKA BAKA BAKAs shouted my way
>try to sincerely explain my thoughts
>ignored
life sucks being a Deutschman bros
kek i was wondering if you were being sincere and when I should start posting aswell
stop shitposting so obviously you homosexual, maybe then you will get some dutch (yous)
Hij sneed me AF.
Chucks sucks and frick dood wat nou?