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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHOKE ARTIST: Talented individuals who are no doubt skilled but always manage to collapse when it counts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >always manage to collapse when it counts.
      Physically this describes Phil perfectly since he's perpetually injured

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AEW living rent free again
    Must be a day that ends with a y

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for posting, Bryan

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punk is so stale and boring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love how edrones are just taking all the shit posting they've been dealt for years and pasting AEW on it actin like we aint seeing yall be homosexuals XD

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good morning sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fr. His AEW run was so much better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find the clip of HHH insuit with ponytail burning punk to his face.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Afraid so

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah he's actually a shoot version of Drew

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got the guillotine choke/go to bed hug webm?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought he was referencing his stupid MMA run rather than Jungle Boy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i quit being a fan after this. it was so cringe and embarrassing i had no respect for him left.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ricochet is kicking his ass

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >phil makes another cringe aew reference that nobody in the audience will get because nobody watched/watches it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is he even bothering, people who attend wwe shows watch wwe, like how hard is it to grasp that concept?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's a massively online hypocritical boomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He hasn't stopped since he came back. Do people forget he was even making references to fighting people backstage during that big Rock/Roman/Cody/Seth mania press thing? He can't help himself. Just like he couldn't wait to go on about it with Helwani. He's only justifying every questionable choice AEW has made regarding it each time he brings it up again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it’s all he has. all Punk has ever done well is cut promo’s making references to backstage shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >phil makes another cringe aew reference that nobody in the audience will get because nobody watched/watches it

        he didn't really do it for the public though. That's why he involved Pat into it. He knew the crowd wasn't gonna react at all if he had to involve them in the joke. He did it to make homosexuals like you mad about it and it clearly worked.

        And since you're gonna be rent free about it for weeks, once again keeping his name on the top of the board like good ol' easily manipulative sheeps, just letting you know in advance neither Punk nor WWE are gonna pay you for your free publicity work, sorry about that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he insist on doing this dumb internet shit on TV?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To make dumb internet marks mad. They're such a small minority but they make the most noise out there. Easy free publicity

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >To make dumb internet marks mad
            "So I asked him. Why are you doing this dumb internet shit?"
            CM Punk? Being a massive hypocrite? Never

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aside of provoking Punk what was the reason for Jack Perry to do what he did? Because in the end the big difference here is the reasoning. Punk did it to work those dumb marks into a shoot. And that clearly translates into free publicity. It has been more than proven by now.

            If you can't tell me the reason why Jack did it, then that's your answer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you can't tell me the reason why Jack did it
            It was literally to make dumb internet marks like (you) mad, you stupid fricking monkey. After Punk leaked the story, a bunch of homosexuals spent the the next few weeks crying online about how unsafe glass was lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Punk didn't leak this idiot, Fightful and Meltzer did literally the same day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fightful's report was sourced to "Punk's side" entirely, you dumb b***h

            And Meltzer didn't report anything that day. Alvarez talked about it later on this show after Fightful's story broke to clarify the main and moronic assertion in the Fightful story: that Perry was trying to shoot hurt himself so he didn't have to work Saturdays

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fightful never reported anything Punk side stupid. If you're gonna lie, do it in a way peopl can't verify the source.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Discussion is about Fightful's report from Collision where Punk leaked the car story
            >moronic philcuck Black person posts a tweet from the day Wembley weeks later

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Aside of provoking Punk
            Who said he was provoking Punk? By Punk's own words he, Tony Schiavone, and a handful of others had spoken to Jungle Boy about not using real glass. Word of the planned spot leaked out and became internet discussion. During the match Jungle Boy made a comment into the camera for fans to acknowledge the discourse. Punk said before the "fight" he asked him why he was doing 'stupid internet shit' acknowledging that the comment was made towards the dirtsheet stuff. So tell me. What part of any of that was singling out and individually provoking CM Punk when even Punk knew who it was directed at?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >By Punk's own words
            By Punk's own words, you stupid dumb frick, he was alluded by the comment. And it was obviously directed at him because the stupid Jack Perry didn't deny it and actually doubled on it when confronted. You who are his personal b***h, are damage controlling for something he doesn't wanna damage control because he meant it that way.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek based Scapegoat still making these schweinehund's seethe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you stupid dumb frick
            Irony
            >You who are his personal b***h
            Further irony. Punk doesn't know who you are and he'd hate you if he did
            >he was alluded to by the comment
            In what way? "It's real glass. Cry me a river" He said it into the camera, referencing the online discourse. He's directing it at smarks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was provoking Punk and he himself admitted it when confronted about it. If he hadn't, he would've clarified it when Punk asked him about it, instead of saying
            >what are you gonna do about it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Provide me the audio of him saying this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He can't, its just a meme they literally invented out of necessity. It's embarrassing how they unironically believe anyone outside of their bubble gives any sort of credence to it
            Just another thing they claim to that never happened

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AEW proved that Punk was truthful about the events that happened, so we can believe he told the truth about what Perry said.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only if you don't compare his exaggeration with what was filmed and add in your own fanfic onto it, sure.
            If you ignore him trying to justifying his autistic sperg out, then not so much
            Whatever you wanna believe. It's Fhite, live your larp

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Only if you don't compare his exaggeration with what was filmed and add in your own fanfic onto it, sure.
            Please describe where he lied

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He brought up the Chael quote to say Perry invaded his space so he had to act first, which was complete bullshit. He also left out pulling his hair like an untrained hoodrat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're really heated for a guy that doesn't know what actually happened. Great headcannon btw.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Word of the planned spot leaked out and became internet discussion.
            It was leaked by the Punk camp. And it was only leaked to babyface Punk after it came out that he was banning people from Collision

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and this is your attempt to put jack perry in the wrong?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. That's what happened. Punk smeared Perry through the dirtsheets. Something that Punk is fiercely against. Example #53278 of Punk being a hypocritical gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Punk smeared Perry through the dirtsheets. Something that Punk is fiercely against.
            holy shit. that part of this all hadn't even clicked to me yet. after his entire b***hfit at that press conference over colt and the dirtsheets and everything. he must fancy himself a journalist. fricking kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Punk has only ever said the truth and the video AEW showed confirmed that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Perry said real glass in hopes that it would lead to an on screen feud with Punk. Ironic because Punk was doing the same thing in hopes of getting the Elite to work with him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jack Perry is a coddled rich kid with a famous dad. He's never been in a real fight. He thought nothing would happen if he kept pushing Phil, especially in front of Tony. As for why he did it, he's a dumb internet smark.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Punk did it to work those dumb marks into a shoot.
            So did Jack. He literally got the homosexual mark fired lmao.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >easily manipulative sheeps
          good morning sars

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He did it to make homosexuals like you mad about it and it clearly worked.
          How does this make him or anyone money? It reminds me of anime fandubs where they have a side note explaining what nakama means.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He does it for himself, not for anybody in the audience. That's very apparent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is he even bothering, people who attend wwe shows watch wwe, like how hard is it to grasp that concept?

      >know exactly what he was talking about
      >pretend like you and other console war virgins on le e-god side don't get it at shows
      stfu homosexuals. the crowd isn't all that matters either, it's clearly getting attention from morons like you and OP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wow he got 5 morons online talking about it so whatever he was going for definitely worked

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wow he got 5 morons online talking about it so whatever he was going for definitely worked
          That's Tony's logic when it comes to promoting AEW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like you and other console war virgins on le e-god side don't get it at shows
        He doesn't have to pretend, nobody at the show got it at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He worked you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might have noticed but the only people going to WWE shows are marks.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reset the counter

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he working here or does he actually think he's shitty choke has some effect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask jungle b***h

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The guy who didn't leave the spot he was standing between the shove or the choke? Kek sure

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't leave the spot he was standing between the shove or the choke
          what in the frick does this mean

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It means CM Punk couldn't get him off his feet even after two cheap shots dipshit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Punk let him off the hook because Smoey Joey asked him nicely to knock it off. Jungle b***h should kneel and thank Joe everytime he sees him backstage for saving his b***hass life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it got him fired

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The e'cord is gonna be working overtime to try and find a way to justify this

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even the AEW audience gave a frick about that video, why does he think the WWE audience will kek

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need to start quoting from credible sources

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOO PUNK IS NOT ALLOWED TO REFERENCE AEW, THAT IS NOT FAIR!!!!!

    Looks like Sean Ross gay still seething Triple H called fightful trash.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he insists on doing this stupid internet bullshit?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL GET CHOKED JUNGLE b***h. The Punkster just doesn't fricking miss.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he meant it like "choking the chicken" not the AEW thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He jerks off with a guillotine choke? Don't answer that

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek imagine getting so utterly assblasted by this guy at all no less because he talked about using real glass to the point it costs you your job. Idiot worked himself into the biggest shoot

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice self own Tony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be a self own the first time. Punk has been attempting these jokes since November and they never land. He just looks like an idiot at this point

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JACK PERRY IS IN MY WALLS!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This says more about AEW than it does about Punk tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It says ScapeGod killed Punk's mystique with hardcore fans, which was Punk's base. The rabble is going along with it but they go along with The Miz. That's what Punk is now. He is the Miz.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This says more about you coping

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It says ScapeGod killed Punk's mystique with hardcore fans, which was Punk's base. The rabble is going along with it but they go along with The Miz. That's what Punk is now. He is the Miz.

          Dickless vermin it says more about the fact that AEW is irrelevant and needs Punk to draw while Punk can poke at AEW and the mainstream audience has no clue what he talking about. He is making fun of you axe wound having b***hes and gets to hang out with 10/10 babes while you are one step closer to hanging xirself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            didnt he get kicked out of the pc for being a weird homosexual?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just made that shit up you stupid troony.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he has not been back there since that fight with booker, but im sure it's just a coincidence

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah but Jack Perry got anal blasted by Powerhouse Hobbs while Jack dressed like a b***h.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >
      >It's been months and WWE fans still have no clue about AEW or luke perry's kid
      >aew fans think this is anything but an own on AEW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's been months and Punk's only new material is bringing up shit that happened in AEW to crickets
        eat up, pig

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, he needs to stop referencing this dimeless shit. Now you accept that AEW is dimeless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got ZERO reaction.
      except for seething troony xwats. he got a few reactions there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the piped in ones?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes. the piped in xweets. you're really smart.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of Phil's experiences with choking are with a israeli executive in a hotel room.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the LEGENDARY James Cornette to react to this on his podcast.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s ok when AEW does it
    >WHAT YOU CANT CLAP BACK BECAUSE…BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT!!!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He got ZERO reaction lmfaoooo

    https://streamable.com/rjgqey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats because wrestling fans truly do not give a shit about the ufc run
      it's like everyone just agreed to memory hole it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's as if no one gives a shit about AEW existence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah its as if AEW fans don't watch your gay ass shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're literally here hate watching so clearly that's not true

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, I'm here on Fhite. Not watching WWE. Damn why are edrones so fricking dense. Shits embarrassing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quit being a console warring moron. You know how much of a moron making up insults that a 2 year old would come up with makes you? Get a life homosexuals, that applies to the other console war morons too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cool homosexual, still not watching your kiddy wrestling wwe shit. Cry more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had to laugh at his own joke. Cringe Kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the cringiest thing I've seen in a long time

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant believe it took me 3 tries to understand this was referencing the Jack Perry incident. At first I thought it meant he makes AJ choke on his wiener (because of that one RAW in Chicago where he implied he eats her out, so it wouldn't be all that unprecedented), then I thought it might be a reference to his failed UFC run when Pat mentioned the guillotine, but that would be a self-own. Only after seeing this thread do I get it.
    My high-functioning 'tism must be acting up tonight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can believe it took you that long because I never would have figured this out were it not for this thread. I wish we had a modern day Steiner who would come out and legit beat punk up in a match.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's talking about auto-erotic asphyxiation

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love the Punkster!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fed Punk is soulless

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he was making another sex reference, like that cringy reference to oral sex he did a couple of weeks back.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wasting airtime trying to dunk on people nobody in the crowd know about things nobody in the crowd recognizes
    This shit's cringe, just let AEW hand themselves L's doing dumb shit like showing the footage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wasting airtime trying to dunk on people nobody in the crowd know about things nobody in the crowd recognizes
      That is whole point of the promo
      Punk just pour salt in the wound

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread got the aewtists squealing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Took the e'cord an hour to come up with this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep malding and samegayging you fat b***h.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Punk comes back through the curtain

    "Man Phil, why you gotta do all this internet shit dude?"

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always liked Pat, this just makes me like him more.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crowd goes silent
    >you can hear people's eyelids blinking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek mentioning irrelevant garbage like AEW do be a crowd killer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah so why did Chez do it, he really thought he'd get a big pop KWAB

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he knew it wouldn’t get a pop he’s done this 3x now. It’s proving how irrelevant AEW is. Enjoy your half empty arena Dynasty show tho. Nows the part where you seethe, I won’t be reading it tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            huh? I don't watch that troony slop either, but troony Chez keeps banging on about it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >h-he cut a dead, cricket chirping, eye-ball blinking, hay-bale rolling promo on purpose!!!!!!
            >it was meant to put everyone to sleep!!!!!!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WWE fans don't seem to know anything about the incident. This is just to make smarks chatter online.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elf eared cross-eyed Brooks

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably more a reference to the interview with ariel than it is with aew, because nobody watches aew at all kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ariel

      The european dishwashing liquid?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You got a problem with Punk/WWE making a AEW reference for the sole purpose of rattling and unhinging Tony and the Bucks even more?! Just wait till the cringe AEW response to this!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wwe doesnt have a big brain plot, their fans ae just morons
    they always do these kinds of references and the fans at large dont care since theyre just funko pop redditors.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the WWE Headquarters be empty when Punk was trapped there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was the Ministry of Magic empty when Harry and co arrived to save Sirius? Exactly. Haha.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cuz it was after hours

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this is the equivalent of Bischoff talking about scissors to Sid back in 2000.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pink joins jimmy havok for being so shit he got fired from the money mark

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Insane quantities of seethe in this thread. Point to where he hurt you on the doll, little boys.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Choked his WWE title runs
    >Choked his UFC run
    >Choked his comics run
    >Choked his reality TV run
    >Choked his AEW run
    Homeboy delusional

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jack Perry organically brings up the Brawl In shit
    >Gets loud reactions that play in to his character

    >CM Phil inorganically brings up the Brawl In shit
    >Gets complete silence

    You'd think he would have learned by now

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phil has clearly been gooning his Vril with Cora Jade and co. He’s looking better than ever tbqh.

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