>when someone asks Meltzer what the underlying criteria is to differentiate a 5.75 star and 6.5 star match
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>when someone asks Meltzer what the underlying criteria is to differentiate a 5.75 star and 6.5 star match
You just feel it.
t. Kid Rock
I mean Dave wants to frick Ossperay so there's a flat +1 to all his matches.
Rofl
easy. they did more finishers and movez
Well you see uhh 4.75 is basically uhh five stars so uhh then you add like .25 and uhhh plans change
>Metlzer on his way to invent ratings that go beyond 100% of his rating scale
He has stated multiple times that the star ratings are just his opinions and feeling as he watches the match. The crowd and storyline plays a big factor when objectively they shouldn’t
That's not true, and even if he says that, he will later bring up his own star ratings to prove how objectively good a wrestler is
>buys a $100k Tesla
>drives it and hates it
> regrets buying it
> “this thing fricking sucks but it’s still a 10/10 car”
wtf?
more like:
>ospreay fricking sucks, but tonikan pays me a lot of money for these stars
>I've totally lapsed my standards in favor of hand jobbing obscure japanese wrestling as a contrarian to mainstream wrestling and blowing indie workrate gymnast homosexuals who worshiped me and now I can't stop diluting what is considered good wrestling even when flippy homosexuals like Ospreay publicly downplay my credibility as an objective opinion on anything
Dave Meltzer is the most moronic man alive
>The crowd and storyline plays a big factor
if that were true Rock/Hogan would've gotten 6 stars instead of 3
Bullshit. He said he gives high ratings to matches he hated.
i feel if the 5 star matches were more rare he would be respected more
he gives so many 5 star matches of course everyone gonna get mad when their favorite gets a 4.75
He explodes and dies?
>edrones when they are asked to count to a number higher than 5
God I fricking hate that heeb and his wienersuckers with every fibre of my being
I think Metlz is judean not a hebrew
the fact he has never given IYO 5 stars, but gave that flippy shit ospreay did vs bryan 8 stars or whatever shows me how moronic the stars are. I literally had to turn off the ospreay fight it was so fricking boring, it looked like they were trying to do a movie choreographed stage fight
Why the frick would a woman get 5 star
IYO good and her fights look more like real fights than the bullshit ospreay was doing and I am more invested in them because IYO cute
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