Even if Jungle Boy lacked charisma, lacked promo skills, and his first heel turn was a miserable failure, he was still just bland and inoffensive compared to Sammy. Sammy was perhaps the only guy in the Jericho vortex who was more punchable than old man Chris himself.
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sammy has potential though, in that he's naturally hateable
if he was actually good at pro wrestling he could use that to generate heat, instead of being another obnoxious indie shitter that has legit heat with his colleagues
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>his first heel turn was a miserable failure
not even true moronic smark
I feel like Sammy might have had "it" a few years ago, but hasn't progressed much since he's showed up. He's still Sammy, but that's part of his appeal because half the fun of him is his off screen shenanigans.
>Ricky Starks (last match in March) >Keith Lee (injured, last match in December) >Miro (last match in December) >Danhausen (last match in December, work the indies) >Sammy Guevara (suspended, last match in February)
It's definitely one of them. All the other major names have been on TV recently
>Starks
Not really funny at all, despite his attempts. Best promos have been angry ones. >Lee
Nowhere near remotely funny. >Miro
Unintentionally very funny, but I'm sure he left the company. >Danhausen
I can see people thinking he's funny. Not for me personally. >Sammy
Not even remotely funny
I don't think they meant it that the person sitting out their contract is haha funnier but that it's funnier that they're sitting out their contract. Out of those names Starks seems like the easiest pick. Keith Lee may as well be released as is. Same with Miro. If anything he seems to be willingly sitting out his. Danhausen could be it as well
Is Tony finally getting a clue and getting rid of the shitters? Sammy, Danhausen, Miro, Malakai, Buddy and Starks should be let go. Some of them could go do really well for WWE, but none of them would be missed
>Sammy
They got santos for the sleazy hispanic. >danhausen
More unfunny comedy crap. Maybe nxt. >miro
Ehhhh I think he’s given up. >Malakai buddy
Paul would love to have them. >starks
Could do well in wwe.
Malakai is leading the only faction that actually makes any sense in aew, although barely.
Danhausen could have been dimes if he had his gimmick instead of being some random guy being annoying for no reason.
Miro was dimes and they botched him, same with every big guy they have ever had.
Starks is sorely missed and they not he'd him badly too.
Sammy is a lost cause and needs to go.
>Miro was dimes and they botched him
Miro refused to work any angle that wasn't a cuck angle with his wife, who is now divorced from him and has a completely bizarre finger injury going on. Decent worker? Sure, but a complete joke of a human being. >Starks is sorely missed and they not he'd him badly too.
Did you have a stroke writing this one?
I don't think they meant it that the person sitting out their contract is haha funnier but that it's funnier that they're sitting out their contract. Out of those names Starks seems like the easiest pick. Keith Lee may as well be released as is. Same with Miro. If anything he seems to be willingly sitting out his. Danhausen could be it as well
Ah that makes more sense. Starks did defend AEW from criticism recently and their official twitter retweets his shit often, so I'd be surprised if it was him. Danhausen would be my pick either way.
Sammy is basically the definition of a moronic spotmonkey. Like I don't get the sense that he understands storytelling on any level. I would be surprised if it was him though because Tony seemed intent on pushing him no matter what.
Isn't Ricky one of them
This. Ricky faked a neck injury to attend wrestlemania. Now Big Bill is other story lines.
I saw that Rovert tweet too!
E-Gods, we've always liked Sammy, right?
Nobody likes Sammy. The 4 pillar shit was a miserable failure and somehow Sammy managed to be the worst of them all
jungle boy is the worst by far and it's not even remotely close
Please don't say this until the Punketty situation has been cleared
ScapeGOAT board newbie.
Nah we don't pretend to like shitters out of contrarianism here
I think she's hot too anon
Even if Jungle Boy lacked charisma, lacked promo skills, and his first heel turn was a miserable failure, he was still just bland and inoffensive compared to Sammy. Sammy was perhaps the only guy in the Jericho vortex who was more punchable than old man Chris himself.
sammy has potential though, in that he's naturally hateable
if he was actually good at pro wrestling he could use that to generate heat, instead of being another obnoxious indie shitter that has legit heat with his colleagues
>his first heel turn was a miserable failure
not even true moronic smark
I like Sammy G, I've always supported him
Annoying homosexuals get over in WWE, they''ll hire him. They'll make him a new Miz.
He'll be almost as over as Ricochet. Maybe a year or two in NXT will give him a clue.
My opinion on Sammy is that he's a great heel and his wrestling ability is definitely up to par.
Part of the reason he's such a great heel is how unlikeable of a person he is. But he wants to be liked so much and that hurts his character.
I feel like Sammy might have had "it" a few years ago, but hasn't progressed much since he's showed up. He's still Sammy, but that's part of his appeal because half the fun of him is his off screen shenanigans.
I thought she wasn't upset by that tweet
keith lee?
Danhausen? they did say "funny" though
Huh?
>Ricky Starks (last match in March)
>Keith Lee (injured, last match in December)
>Miro (last match in December)
>Danhausen (last match in December, work the indies)
>Sammy Guevara (suspended, last match in February)
It's definitely one of them. All the other major names have been on TV recently
>Starks
Not really funny at all, despite his attempts. Best promos have been angry ones.
>Lee
Nowhere near remotely funny.
>Miro
Unintentionally very funny, but I'm sure he left the company.
>Danhausen
I can see people thinking he's funny. Not for me personally.
>Sammy
Not even remotely funny
I don't think they meant it that the person sitting out their contract is haha funnier but that it's funnier that they're sitting out their contract. Out of those names Starks seems like the easiest pick. Keith Lee may as well be released as is. Same with Miro. If anything he seems to be willingly sitting out his. Danhausen could be it as well
AEW would be better for losing all of these people
90% of them aren’t on tv and aew is still getting lower ratings and being garbage.
100% of bears aren’t on tv and aew is getting lower ratings and being garbage. Should we replace the roster with bears?
Bears could probably increase the ratings vs swerve and Roddy so yeah maybe.
If we didn't thing animal welfare is a good thing bear wrestling would be based and dimes and you know it.
Is Tony finally getting a clue and getting rid of the shitters? Sammy, Danhausen, Miro, Malakai, Buddy and Starks should be let go. Some of them could go do really well for WWE, but none of them would be missed
>Sammy
They got santos for the sleazy hispanic.
>danhausen
More unfunny comedy crap. Maybe nxt.
>miro
Ehhhh I think he’s given up.
>Malakai buddy
Paul would love to have them.
>starks
Could do well in wwe.
Clearly not. He's still putting the Best Friends, Kenny's joshi shitters and various other clowns on TV regularly.
AEW fans actually like all these wrestlers you stupid Cornette brained moron
No they don't. That's why AEW fans keep changing the channel on them.
Then why do ratings plummet whenever they show up?
Starks, Buddy and Malakai might be back at some point. I'd put money on Sammy, Danny and Miro being done.
he should just fire miro
Malakai is leading the only faction that actually makes any sense in aew, although barely.
Danhausen could have been dimes if he had his gimmick instead of being some random guy being annoying for no reason.
Miro was dimes and they botched him, same with every big guy they have ever had.
Starks is sorely missed and they not he'd him badly too.
Sammy is a lost cause and needs to go.
>Miro was dimes and they botched him
Miro refused to work any angle that wasn't a cuck angle with his wife, who is now divorced from him and has a completely bizarre finger injury going on. Decent worker? Sure, but a complete joke of a human being.
>Starks is sorely missed and they not he'd him badly too.
Did you have a stroke writing this one?
Ah that makes more sense. Starks did defend AEW from criticism recently and their official twitter retweets his shit often, so I'd be surprised if it was him. Danhausen would be my pick either way.
Please no. Triple h would definitely hire them.
Especially that shitter alaister black
Sammy is basically the definition of a moronic spotmonkey. Like I don't get the sense that he understands storytelling on any level. I would be surprised if it was him though because Tony seemed intent on pushing him no matter what.
Sasha immediately accepted sammys apology for that rape thing. she didnt give a frick.
She never accepted it. They had a phone call but she never accepted it. Just said they talked. She didn’t forgive him.
cope
Imagine if Tony actually fires Sammy.
Sammy sucks because despite how annoying and hateable he is, he's not even good at being a heel
Probably Jeff
Starks?
Sammy?
Rusev?
Starks and rusev aren’t funny
We DO want him
-Signed, E-Gods
Huh?
Wasn't Sammy suspended around 4 times
>Sasha raep
>Bigleaguing TNA
>Issue with Eddie
>Hardy incident
Starks went to Mania. Punishment
Sammy is literally too moronic to channel his inherent unlikability into heel heat
He looks freaky.
>Hey Sammy ,wanna rape me?
>Sorry Mercedes, I'm a family man now
>AW HELL NAH MISSUH KHAAAANNNN
>funnier
MJF
>sammy is in a happy relationship and has a kid
>shashit is eternally alone, childless and selling weed vapes or whatever she does now
SAMMY WON
Sammy's been at Boston and Toronto shows with her there, you morons
imagine knowing this
I saw a Rovert retweet about it.