Who will break these records? I'm betting on Mbape, Haaland has a trash national team

Who will break these records?
I'm betting on Mbape, Haaland has a trash national team

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can mboopi break this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not sure, being 26 and all.
      I was gonna say Vinicius, but Vinicius seems like the kind of weakmind who would ape out and leave in a year or two because he'd be jealous of Mbape being number one

      I seriously doubt Vinicius-Mbape-Rodrygo will last more than 1 season.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit Mpoop is 26 already? Its so over. Wasn't he supposed to be the next GOAT?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/CVWT4dd.jpeg

      Who will break these records?
      I'm betting on Mbape, Haaland has a trash national team

      pissi nowhere to he seen, this is nuts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NUTS

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They probably won't get broken because the psyop era is over and the oil money era means serious data analytics and game theory is at work, you don't actually want a single star because it's a weak point in the chain

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The future is a concordance of firsties playing in unison, without detrimental thirdie favela influences

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have an * next to almost all of his records?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still active and can increase each total but Real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Current*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did they count Asian Champions League goals too?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wait you're telling him it's not just physical stats in which psyop A hardmogged psyop B?

    This explains some things kek

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >0 goals outside the group stage at the world cup
    tsuu-ACK

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to redo the edit?
    Nah, still gets the point across.

    Also, with the expansion of the final tournaments of WC and EC, it will be easier to score in the future (easier to qualify, weaker teams, more games), so I suppose to see them falling first, before the other records.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*
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    >*
    >*

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many were tap-ins/(p)?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      68% of the entire goals on the bottom of the graphic were penalties.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gayest of all time.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure someone soon, it's obvious scoring has become much easier

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't haaland declare for england

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because his dad got injured by some mongoloid brit and forced to go back and retire in norway

      I'm sure someone soon, it's obvious scoring has become much easier

      >scoring has become much easier
      zoomers now have 1.5 good seasons in them and can barely tie together 3 good games. i wish these records were smashed too but good luck with that.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mbape will lose his speed eventually, assuming his weakmind doesn't get him first. I seriously doubt he will stay active into his late 30s.

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