Who's the most complete striker of all time?

Who's the most complete striker of all time?

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ronaldo nazario

      he wasn't a great header and he wasn't strong
      so he's not complete

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie what are you on about
        He was really strong for a Brazilian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he wasn't good at headers but he was very strong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you admit he wasn't complete

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He didnt have to be, i bet he was also shit with his hands

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            to be a complete striker you have to be good at headers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe today, but not 25 years ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was actually pretty good at headers. Powerful and good precision.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Young man, if God wanted football to be played in the air he'd have put grass in the sky.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he wasn't strong like homie like Ibra or Adriano but he was very strong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >R9 wasn't strong

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ronaldo nazario

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of these homosexuals that's for sure

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Rat King

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muller
    El gordo Ronaldo
    Adriano (just imagine what if)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adriano was complete

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and Balotelli
        Just imagine if the had a positive IQ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haaland wouldn’t be able to do 90% of the goals in this video
        I could maybe see Zlatan doing them but that’s a big maybe

        ?si=qOk8HLIA5823BfWX

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His peak has never been topped
          We can only imagine if he had done it for 10+ seasons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If Adriano had a right foot, he'd be A-tier for sure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His peak has never been topped
          We can only imagine if he had done it for 10+ seasons

          If Adriano had a right foot, he'd be A-tier for sure.

          What really nuked his Ballon D'or worthy career was his dad dying in 2004. He entered depression and despite still being able to play at his peak for two more years, it went all downhill for him. Gradually he stopped caring about football and did everything he could to return to live in his favelas doing parties 24/7

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sergio aguero

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here comes all the fat ronaldo overraters with the revisionist goat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in his prime defenders would bounce off his thighs

      what in God's name are you talking about

      There are good reasons to critique fatnaldo but strength isn't one of them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did they bounce of his knees?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lewandowski?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      He's top 10

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo
    Henry
    Suarez

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suarez mogs

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jamie vardy ofc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey schmeichel

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aguero, if he's magically fit & has pep bollocking him into pressing for the hypothetical there's nobody as rounded as him whilst being so good at finishing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more "complete" than haland
      >play's with kbd, silva, walker and most of the city "legends" halaand played with
      >goal scoring record gets immediately mogged and city finally get the cl without him

      aguero was sterling/jesus tier. coasted his whole career off one epic tap in

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Shearer

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Andy Carroll
    Giroud
    Drogba
    Luca Toni
    Mario Gomez
    Peter Crouch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Drogba was good.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Edin Dzeko

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was going for the
    Montpellier Ligue 1 winner
    Arsenal FA cup history-maker
    European Cup finalist
    World Cup winner
    Europa League winner
    Chelsea Champions League winner
    historical Milan Serie A winner
    supplier of magisterial runs-in-behind, diversions, game-and-trophy-winning headers and regular aesthetic and powerful blooters...
    but then I remembered Drogba was actually more complete.
    So Didier Drogba, the last based black player.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo Nazario, not Pendu nor those other bums.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f:Rooney
    >0 results

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adebayor at the end of his contract

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Lewandowski

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the answer is fatnaldo. anyone who disagrees is being deliberately contrarian for (you)s or they're an idiot zoomer.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Van Basten

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why pick three tap in merchants for image? Nobody watched penaldo or zlatan sandbag their national teams for years and years and thought “wow what complete forwards”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweden without Zlatan had 1 decent tourny and went to absolute shit, we are in nations league C and failed to qualify to 2 major international tournaments in a row for the first time in decades

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thankfully /ourguy/ Gyokeres is there to make sure you go far

        t.sportingfan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tap ins is indeed part of being a COMPLETE striker

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    peak Suarez is the patrician's choice

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    peak Suarez is the customer's choice

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tenshin nasukawa probably

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rolando spends more time in the box than the other team’s keeper at this point. He just puts his hand up and runs back onside with the rest of the officials he looks so old.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo obviously (not the one in your image)

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ronaldo is the GOAT, but romario was more complete

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was Romario more complete? He was basically the 90s Aguero, a great fox in the box with good ball control but not comparable with Ronaldo who had everything - speed, strength, dribbling, two footed, clinical in the box and outside the box. There's a reason the people who watched him play consider him one of the GOATs despite his prime only lasting a few years.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo (R9) and Benzema

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Zlatan, dribbling, hold up play, passing, shooting, heading, speed, strenght, freekicks, finishing

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's Suarez

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Romário, by a long shot. He was better at headers than Nazário, clutchier than Haaland, more lethal than Zlatan, faster than Suárez, etc.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Olivier Giroud.

    There is no competition

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Messi, he scored a header in cl final as a 5'8" guy

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gotta be shane smeltz

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rppney

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    El fenomeno, without injuries.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Harry Kane

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    v Basten

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gerd Müller, you dumbass zoomer

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *