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spuds
All the San Diego teams
>NFL
Chorgers
>NBA
Cloppers
>MLB
Padres
I don't follow divegrass or fightskate
We have five titles dumbass
PSG
bills are worse than all of those by a landslide what the frick is this thread OP you dumbass
This
Nothing will top losing 4 straight finals appearances
psg and arsenal aren't cursed they're just bad
bills
psg are cursed, arsenal are chokers
>psg are cursed, arsenal are chokers
prove it
psg was always an incompetent club and worse than their opponents
they don't lose it just because they're unlucky
Pretty sure only one of them failed at the final round four times in a row and never made it that far ever since
NFL
>Vikings
EPL
>spuds
My Vikies are indeed cursed, and they've lost the same amount of owls, however losing 4 IN A ROW is peak curse. Think about it rationally; being a Bills fan is the ULTIMATE KEKOLDRY.
are the vikangz on the same level as the bills ?
Sort of, but it doesn't sting as much due to the age of the losses (back in the fricking 70s, only boomers remember them).
Yeah, Leafs are very cursed. No cups in over 50 years and always hyped up by Canadian media just to faceplant hard.
Both lost 4 superbowls and Championship games before winnable super bowls.
Honestly I think they're higher up.
The Bills just suck outside of their run to playing in the 4 Owls.
The Vikings are statistically in the top 8 for all time win percentage; the Bills are 22nd.
So the Vikings are constantly "better" but aren't any closer to the mountain top.
The Vikings also are now consistently ranked among the top 3 "favorite" organizations to play for in the NFL by the NFLPA (IIRC they're actually the favorite, in back to back years). So despite being successful and popular to work for, they cannot win it all. That's a snakebitten franchise
Buffalo mentioned.
the bills went 17 years without playoffs and 23 without winning their division [of FOUR teams]
The Flutie curse was real
Imagine benching a QB from a playoff game who got you to it, because some fat blowhard Rush Limbaugh sports knockoff kept calling him a midget and had a hard on for an immobile classic jock with no QB instincts
It's a good thing people don't watch hockey, because the toronto maple laffs are easily the sadest of the four. Only thing I can think of that possibly comes close is pre 2004 Boston Red Sox when they went like 90 years without winning a world series
toronto has 13 championships
buffalo has 0 [2 from pre-nfl]
>but 1967!!!!
13>0
>Only thing I can think of that possibly comes close is pre 2004 Boston Red Sox when they went like 90 years without winning a world series
What about the Phillies who went from 1883 to 1980 without one? Phillies might be the worst cursed franchise in sports.
>Since the first modern World Series was played in 1903, the Phillies have played 120 consecutive seasons and 140 seasons since the team's 1883 establishment. The Phillies were the last of the 16 pre-expansion teams to win a World Series, with their first championship coming in 1980.
>Because of, and in spite of, their longevity and rabid fan base, the Phillies are a team historically associated with futility. They were the first American sports franchise to amass over 10,000 losses; the team holds the world record for most ever losses by a single team in all of professional sports.
>Most of those losses came in a 31-year period from 1918 to 1948 in which they managed only one winning season.
Cubs were 108
Cleveland Indians/Guardians are currently the only baseball team with the longest active World Series drought. They last won in 1948. Cubs ended theirs in 2016 and was 108 years.
doesnt the usa system reward coming last? how does that even happen
First, the draft is just a dole of mystery boxes with different levels of shininess on the wrapping. Second, that doesn't have anything to do with the a team's ability or lack thereof to pay for free agent veterans.
basically they are so moronic drafting first doesnt do anything
Yeah but also drafting in baseball is different from basketball and football. Basketball and football you can expect those picks to immediately play and contribute, baseball it usually takes multiple years for a draft prospect to develop through the minor leagues before going pro.
The Guardians are usually not terrible so they don't even get the top pick.
The sad thing is the Indians had so many chances. A few years in the mid 90s, 2007, and 2016.
Most underrated one is the Indians because they always blow series leads and are overshadowed by the Browns
>haven't won since 1948
>complete shit from 1955-1993 without pause
>go 100-44 lose in WS in 95
>leading game 7 WS in bottom 9th and lose in 97
>98 alcs up 2-1, lose
>99 alds up 2-0, lose
>01 alds up 2-1, lose
>2005 best modern era team not to make playoffs
>07 up 3-1 in alcs, lose 3 straight, Red Sox go on to sweep the weak ass Rockies in WS
>16 up 3-1 in WS, lose
>17 up 2-1 in alds, lose
>22 up 2-1 in alds, lose
only time they didn't have a lead in a playoff series they lost since 1997 was 2018
Leb***h Cavs coming back from 3-1 in 2016 was the biggest monkey paw moment in sports because the Engines repaid the debt in the World Series and no one gives a single frick about the Cavs compared to the Engines or Elves
Don't forget the Barves. They won only one World Series out of five during the 90s.
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>four super bowl losses in a row
it's the bills and no one else comes close.
the first one was by 1 point too
Mayo
Boston celtics and Nikola 'Niko' Kovac
Clippers have got to be the ultimate cursed team since they were both a Buffalo and a San Diego team before moving to LA. Their city may have changed but the (lack of) luck from both those cities persists to this very day
Lebron
>psg
play in a joke of a league and win it all the time. plastic team anyways.
>arsenal
had success in the early 2000s
>laffs
dogshit for 60 years
>buffalel
lost 4 straight owls, turned to shit, now perennial chokers
its the bills
Bills by a fricking longshot and it's not even nor will it ever be close UNTIL Buffalo wins an Owl. It's the only way to break the curse. At least the >laffs have won Cups (as funny as >1967 is). As far as the other two? Don't even belong in the conversation.
Leafs. It is well known that their former owner Harold Ballard was a freemason. He must have done some satanic ritual shit that ended up cursing the Leafs to this day. I'm pretty sure it must have involved the pedo sex ring he was running at the old Maple Leaf Gardens where all of those boys got raped.
Bills, Browns, Lions, Maple Leafs
I don't know too much about the Leafs but someone has genuinely called apon the legions of hell to stop Buffalo from having a successful football team. Arsenal are usually in contention for the competitions they're in and occasionally win, just not for a while now. PSG has just been ass. Buffalo are always second and everything and lose no matter how they change things up. So glad I'm not a Bills fan, worst fate you can face in this life.
is being a bills fan worse than being a browns fan?
bills atleast you get entertainment and usually a decent team, you just choke every time when it counts
nu-browns you lose your good team and ever since nu browns were invented youve just been dogshit since you were made and your former team has been one of the best teams since then
i guess its do you prefer crushed hope or no hope at all
With no hope you can tune it out and not watch imo
mfw i support 3 of those 4 teams
how are you still sane. how do you have the hope to keep going in life
I'm a bills fan. buddy got me into PL as an arsenal fan. I'm also a Sabres fan. life is pain.
Bills because they made 4 straight superbowls and lost them
Let's not forget that in the most recent playoffs the Bills lost to the Chiefs by a field goal going Wide Right AGAIN, 33 years after it happened in their Owl against the Giants. If losing twice in the exact same way isn't the definition of a cursed team, I don't know what is.
PSG isn't cursed, we had good times, but people only remember very bad times