Why are Germans always such fascists?

Why are Germans always such fascists?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Headlines are no evidence. Thread discarded.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >taking it this seriously
      it's probably a fake headline or a bait headline, either way, just make a joke about it and relax you autist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, we nip it at the bud or we shall perish (like Britain)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks it isn't already over for all of western europe
          first they came for our fruits, next they'll come for your nuts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOOO NOT THE NUTS

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie that's NUTS

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >perish
          You never even began m8

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick eats fricking fruits at a football match
    fricking poofters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't eat them, you throw them at players to make the appropriate racist statement. Bananas at blacks, grapes at the French etc.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bit racist

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >evil Germans scheming to keep Bongs down
    >sausages
    Only missing the WW2 reference for peak Bong headlines

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based germans banning vegan homosexuals
    you vill eat ze wurst

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never trust the perfidious German

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo not my le hecking fruits at my hecking sporting event!!
    I thought bongs were manly lol

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they don't throw bananas at black players

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post-Brexit Britons
    >fruit

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Sun reports that the food ban is in place to boost Germany's sausage sales during the tournament, which runs from June 14 to July 14.

    A standard sausage at a ground will set fans back £3.77 and if you're lucky enough to attend the final, your wallet will be complaining at an enhanced sausage tax: £4.77.

    No Nazi flags, no flags supporting Hamas in the Israel-Hamas war, no drugs, no stools, and no suitcases.

    Punishments include 'expulsion from the stadium with a report to the police or a stadium ban for the whole or part of Euro 2024.'

    Disappointingly, there's also a block on vuvuzelas, so don't expect the tournament to evoke many memories of the 2010 South Africa World Cup.

    On the bright side, Mail Sport understands that Gareth Southgate will be able to take something nice: a 26-man squad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Israel-Hamas war

      Interesting framing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Owner: Harmsworth family, Viscounts Rothermere through Rothermere Continuation Limited

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disappointingly, there's also a block on vuvuzelas, so don't expect the tournament to evoke many memories of the 2010 South Africa World Cup.

      That does it. Not watching.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disappointingly, there's also a block on vuvuzelas
      Nazi Germany can't keep getting away with this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disappointingly, there's also a block on vuvuzelas, so don't expect the tournament to evoke many memories of the 2010 South Africa World Cup.
      In case you were still wondering whether we're really ontologically evil, there's your proof

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Fourth reich is truly rising

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you VILL eat ze german sausage and you VILL love it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna go back to Germany one day, loved it. Cold as fluff but fun. Lived in Flösheim for a few years <(^-^<) a bakery was like right next door.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised, I thought Germans loved fruits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We do (not) love ourselves.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we will ban twitter if they allow fake news
    Meanwhile the English tabloids...

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No fruit for you

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eine curry wurst und sieben paulaner bitte

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the average deano even aware of what fruit is?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oi hallo alter, hast du deiner fruit loicence mit dir?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you VILL eat ze WURST and you VILL be happy

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Klaus Schwab approved these rules

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Germans seek to boost the sale of sausages

    They're called sausage wogs for a reason

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The proper term is 'wurstneger' you abbo
      >when in Rome etc.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even throw a cheeky banana at ngubu
    no fun allowed

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOO I WANT TO FRUIT UP ON THE STADIUM THIS IS LITERALLY HITLER

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