Why are Southern Ireland not good at any sports?
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we're only good at drinking
This. There's an old Irishman who lives in the flat below mine and I've never seen him sober the entire 5 years I've lived here. Nice bloke though.
Even drinking you come 2nd to the Englishman. I've never understood the "Irish drunk" stereotype, they're usually smacked out on the street corner selling their arse for a Tesco meal deal instead.
being genocided is their national sport and they are very good at it
Years of Anglo conquest have culled off the athletic ability of the south irish.
Huh? Their rugby team is decent nowadays.
>implying NI is good at anything
It's always been top 10 by virtue of there being only about 10 coultries that give a shit about the sport.
When were you there? That sounds like BS to me
That's an All-Ireland rugby team, we are only decent because of the protestants involved in the sport in general, from schools to the Ulster province
Leinster make up practically the entirety of the national team what are you on about
Leinster schools, the ones in the senior cup, a lot of them are protestant
because anyone of athletic ability plays GAA gaelic sports hurling and gaelic football, although there's a good few great irish rugby players i cant speak on that since i dont watch it
nobody cared about soccer or any other sport 3 years i was there
Wrong on all points
Is sassanach thu? Cá bhfuil tú i do chónaí?
>MUH HERITAGE
>they will never stop obsessing over us
Fhite hides your real flag well but we know who you are
I'm a Catholic (lapsed now mind you) from Lancaster
Good to see the Prods live in your head Rent free though
>why do southern ireland suck at sports?
>actually I'm an english catholic
Why are loyalists like this?
Why do Rangers fans live inside your head rent free?
rangers fans drink from toilets
Come back to church bud, please
An Sassanach sin, ni thuigim.
You following the all-ireland anon? up galway :v)
>Southern Ireland
You stupid tan c**t. I bet you pronounce it "island" too
Nice flag you got there, taig boy
Yeah I moved to the UK for a high paying job, and I probably pay more income tax in a year than you have in your whole life, innit bruv. Thank me for ensuring your refugees can afford to stay
>repeats american conservative memes
at least ireland has it's own culture instead of "america, innit?"
yup. look for english names among top athletes... now look for irish names... not even a competition
to be fair being a drunk racist was Irish culture first
No, I pronouce it "dire-land"
Jesus that's rough banter, no wonder we need to import our comedians into your country
We batter Scotlel at every sport you subhuman hun
They're good at Hurling and Gaelic.
All their athletically inclined individuals emigrated over here in the 19th century. They then fricked slaves and created the modern American AA superathletes.
Cos we're bad at them?
I mean really the only things we're good at is drinking, music, sectarian violence, and winning revolutionary wars against the brits.
>no one in RoI cares about soccer
So its that why they're all customers for manure, smeltic, liverpoo and spuds?
GAA may have more active participation and actual attendence figures but soccer has been shown to have the biggest following of any sport. Why it has struggled domestically has been subject to some discussion.
The Southern Irish on here appear to be very angry, angsty people
Was not expecting this level of vitriol
Speaking of rugby, England just got their arses handed to them by the Barbarians
apologize
>Eurovision
Why do we, Dutch people, take this so seriously again? I don't want to call myself a music snob, but goddamn the songs are fricking dogshit in this competition. Although having said that, I'm not surprised that Ireland are number 1, they have some genuinely good bands and artists like Aphex Twin, and My Bloody Valentine.
Even the UK's president is a mini-me of trump, when are you guys just gonna ask to be swallowed by us?
Without getting into the nitty gritty, you are very far off if you think Boris is anything like Trump aside from being old and fat
Boris predates Trump in politics
so if he predates Trump why did he shape so much of his current image after Trump? Why do we rub off on your established politicians so much yet the opposite doesn't happen? Why are we such a big influence on your little island?
Because Turmp is a ripoff of Boris
other way around moron
boris johnson has done a beautiful job of exposing your country. a fat american decided to talk like this
>well bloody good heavens indeed and furthermore thusly
>I THINK THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN HAS A POINT THERE >however~~~ IT MUST ALSO BE SAID
that there are times when, for this that and the other, so forth and so on...
guy realized you literally don't even have to construct sentences as long as you sound incredibly british while doing it
it's gonna' get to the point where your politics is
>boris johnson murders a bunch of children
>PMQ comes up
>he says "BIT OF A DEPRESSING SUBJECT IF I MAY SAY SO!"
>everyone bursts out laughing
Boris Johnson became Mayor of London in 2008 and was considered a serious contender for PM since at least 2012, when Trump was just a celebrity from The Apprentice.
>just a celebrity on the Apprentice
Zoomer alert.
You shouldn't, it's just pure shit now.
boris has had a long and storied carrier, he's more of a tory eccentric than a trump clone. Boris used to be pretty liberal for a tory, but he's flirted with pretty much every possible policy over the years in search for electoral success. Trump was barely a republican. Brexit wasn't just boris (tho he was the biggest brexitter voice during the referendum), it had been floated around in the uk since the 90s. Half the tory party used to be hardcore eurosceptics and boris's position before 2016 was the default tory soft euroscepticism. He used to be a journalist, and they're mostly spectacularly horrible human beings who just care about london and shag each other in office parties. Trump used to be involved in the real estate business and developed a really successful niche. Boris has failed at every non-journalism and non-political job he's ever done
>americans speaking Irish ITT
>Brits furious
MUH HERITAGE
>he said in English
ONE OF US
WE ACCEPT YOU
Cork and Kerry have 75 All-Irelands between them m8
Why do we live rent free in the anglos head? Every other day there is a thread on here about us.
Not bothering to read the thread but Ireland objectively does well at sports for just 5 million population.
They created their own meme sports so they don’t have to compete in global sports, same as amerilards