Why are they so mind-blowingly, incompressibly, irrefutably dimeless? How is it possible?
Why are they so mind-blowingly, incompressibly, irrefutably dimeless? How is it possible?
Why are they so mind-blowingly, incompressibly, irrefutably dimeless? How is it possible?
>how is it possible
first, look at their faces. let's just start with that
they are demonstratably dimes, they were millionaires off merch before AEW started
They were also way better before AEW though
They weren't doing promos or reddit version of sports entertainment
They were good regional level indy draws who cashed in on the BC hype train to become millionaires but have been absolutely exposed as antidimes on national television.
There are levels to pro wrestling, success in one bracket (and this success was through association, no less) does not mean success in a larger one.
It's not that they're timeless - 90% of the industry isn't a draw. It's that they larp that they are a draw and swim in a small enough pond that they have sway over how they are booked. Has any act over promised and under delivered as consistently as the bucks?
They look moronic just like anyone else who shoot believes in Christianity
I refuse to believe they're not larping about being Christians. I'm not super familiar with Californians, but their petty, vain narcissism and constant crybaby tattle tale routine isn't very Christ-like in the slightest.
Christians in general are larpers, damn near all modern Christian denominations are fake. Catholicsm & Protestant are both fake. Orthodoxy? It depends. I think Valentinian is real but modern orthobros are just protestants larping as orthodoxy. As for the Young Cucks, I don't see how they're any faker than Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan claims to be a Christard yet he practices idoltry like a Catholic & extreme literalism like a Protestant. American Christianity is a meme.
Are u kidding bro look at trumptards. This is Christianity today. Be as selfish as you can, as moronic as possible.
>isn't very Christ-like in the slightest.
Sounds like a Christian to me.
A lot of wrestlers are dimes in some aspects but dimeless overall. For example you might have a hoss with a dimes look but he can't work in the ring or cut a promo so he's dimeless overall. Most wrestlers are like this, they have something going for them but not enough to be dimes. The Young Cucks however, are a rare case of not having ANYTHING going for them. They are dimeless in every single aspect. Dimeless look, dimeless promo, dimeless ring work. That's not to say they aren't the best at something. They are the best at dimeless indie wrestling. They are the best at dimeless convoluted choreography. They are the best at dimeless superkick spam. That's why they were the kings of the dimeless indies for so long and why they're the kings of dimeless AEW now. They are the GOATs of never drawing a dime.
>manlets
>DYEL physique
>awful 80s style ring gear
>rat faces and WOAT tier hair/facial hair
they are the shinning example as to why Shawn wanted to end the rockers
Who are they?
they are midcarder normies who believe they are one of a kind main eventers.
>meta heels
>instead of people hate watching them, they are just not watching at all
>if we do stuff ironically we won't get our feelings hurt when people hate us, because it's like they're playing along
Which is why they'll never get any heat
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This is what happens when you spend your career focused on getti g pops from indy smark fans instead of listening to the wrestlers that were successful in the past
Ratings confirmed again, the woats.
Cause their whole gimmick was mocking other tag teams while they do useless flips, kickouts, no sells, superkicks every match. They do not have their own identities its just carbon copy of other tag teams
Because they bring nothing to the table
just two twinks who spam super kicks
everyone should have known aew would be shit from the moment it was announced just by seeing these two in a picture as two of the leaders of it even if you knew nothing about them
These guys seriously ruined the best chance for a legit WWE competitor. A billionaire like Tony is a once in 50 lifetimes opportunity and these snakes hijacked it to hire all their friends and run a big budget Pro Wrestling Guerrilla 2.0