Why does he pretend like hes some kind of BVB legend?

Why does he pretend like he’s some kind of BVB legend?

He left them at the start of his prime so he could go win trophies for their direct rivals, and then came back to them when he was washed up. If I were a Dortmund fan, I would hate this traitorous frick.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gundogan looks better than I remember

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well for starters, hes about to win them a CL

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Burger can't comprehend a basic prodigal son narrative
    And I thought you were religious kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't apply when he played for their direct rivals you clown.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His ex-wife forced him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He played for their youth teams, of course proving the morons wrong who said he couldn't make it to their first team was an incentive. Though the main reason was probably his wife at the time, who desperately wanted to become a C-Promi in the munich Schickeria.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He'll have to redeem himself by winning CL for them.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We Germans love Turks, they are what Black folk are to USA. TBC rules over Germany!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's south German anon
      Also he's literally 191cm so stop projecting your fetish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >south German
        homie he's from Bergisch Gladbach. Götze is south German and was in the BvB youth, Hummels is from NRW and was in the Bayern youth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is everything south of Hamburg "south german"?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everything south of Osnabrück.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everything south of Osnabrück.

          I know a dude from fricking HALLE that looks more southern than hummels and both his parents are German too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everything that doesn’t speak Low German is South Germany, yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Low German is spoken as far south as Hagen so Hamburg being the southernmost point of north Germany would be wrong according to your logic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slow day at the Dönerbude?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nazi anon still believes that the new ''aryan'' race was real
      cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ohne zwibel, bisschen scharf, chef

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Low German is most closely related to Frisian and English, with which it forms the North Sea Germanic group of the West Germanic languages. Like Dutch, it has historically been spoken north of the Benrath and Uerdingen isoglosses, while forms of High German (of which Standard German is a standardized example) have historically been spoken south of those lines. Like Frisian, English, Dutch and the North Germanic languages, Low German has not undergone the High German consonant shift

    sounds based tbh

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Europeans are sissies and their rivalries are an absolute meme, not even a single riot when Liverpoop smacked Manure 7-0
    Also BVB cucks are especially reddit in their support with muh unconditional love nonsense instead of pushing the club forward and that's why they're serial chokers with no winning mentality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Instead of pushing the club forward
      >Club is literally in CL finals
      Power of friendship > seething tryhard rage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still manage to be worse than Buyern even when Buyern are dogshit
        >can't wait to lose another final to them
        Bizzare club

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          egypt is right tbh

          >Britbongs defending some literally who irrelevant country in Africa
          Not surprised kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not even a single riot
      yes goyim smash up your own city because a football team lost

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scoring at a ucl semifinal automatically makes him a legend

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    egypt is right tbh

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bundes fans are cucks. They simply accept that their best players will leave to Bayern and come back when they’re used up and ready to retire.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it's like if a girl dumps you for Chad when she's 23 and comes crawling back at 33 when Chad dumps her for a younger model. Have some self respect.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt he only leave because his wife wanted to move to munich? anyway I still feel bad for reus because we kept saying hummels was loyal while reus was an ass for considering leaving to bayern and in the end the opposite happened.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's played 506 games for Dortmund, that's really far from "he left for Bayern asap". He left for Bayern when he didn't get along with Tuchel at Dortmund.

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