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erli statpaditini
GOAT
The wifebeater of wolverhampton (p) (p)
Based
better heading and jumping than goatnaldo
Nice
He really has 0 grace, it's impressive
NICE
Good.
Now that Isak nig nog for Newcastle won’t win the golden boot.
I don’t like Haaland, but when there’s a white v black (at anything) I’ve gotta rep my race.
based
I unironically never supported Hamilton either lol
No one was happier than me when Verstappen stopped him from breaking Schumachers record
You're Pakistani
>Isak is a golden boot winner in the EPL
grim
based dicklet
Blacks, asians, browns always support their own but its a problem when ypipo do it?
Haaland is a mongoloid Sami though
Nordics aren't white
tbh I love seeing thirdies and thirdies with western flags seething at him
>E. Haaland12'(P),35',45+3' (P)
Erpen Penland
Our boy is hungry
The worry of Wolves
His headers are improving. If he can keep that up as well as improving his link-up play he'll be unstoppable.
EL OGRO DE ESCANDINAVIA
>let's see him do it in the strongest league in the world!
>he scored again
>actually that doesn't count because it's a shit team
>but it's supposed to be the strongest league in the world
>but it's full of shit teams so it doesn't count
The strongest league is the champions league and he ghosted it when it mattered, chikaner
NO ONE TELL THIS MAN THAT IPSWATCHSHIRE HAS BEEN PROMOTED HIDE YOUR SHEEP AND COWS RIGHT NOW AIEEEEEEEEDEE
get this motherfricker in a world cup for frick's sake.
I don't know how many spots europe is getting in the next cup. Norway is sweden/iceland tier in football even with haaland.
Haaland + Ødegaard combo should be enough to qualify any team to the WC.
Sørloth has the most non-penalty goals in La Liga this season as well and Bobb and Nusa are great subs for RW/LW
It's not offensively we struggle though, it's defensively
No team in the top 50 FIFA ranking concedes more goals in the last 10 minutes than Norway, this keeps ruining games
We only have one consistenly dependable defender and that's Ryerson in Dortmund
He wasn't even first choice for RB on the NT during the last few qualifications though, only started playing at a very high level recently
Aursnes also effectively retired from our NT after last failure to qualify so that bad a big hit to our midfield
>get this motherfricker in a world cup for frick's sake
Great players drag shit teams to World Cups.
Drogba, Adebayor, Cristiano Ronaldo etc.
>Portugal
>shit
yes, it's a shit team full of frauds with only a few good players, kinda like Argentina tbhdesu
>qualified for 3 world cups and 3 euros before Ronaldo
>qualified for every single international tournament since his first cap
>World Cup expands to 32 teams in 1998
>Euros expanded to 16 teams in 1996
>Drogba, Adebayor, Cristiano Ronaldo
One of those players is not like the other.
>Portugal
braindead, must be a welsh rugby fan with this lack of football knowledge
no
>forced to play with players that don't have the skill to feed him goals
Never happening.
>get this motherfricker in a world cup for frick's sake.
The ogro chose Norway for some reason
because he's norwegian maybe? sounds like a good enough reason
>Born in the UK
so what? his dad was playing for leeds
if xavi or nadal or whoever was born while his dad was abroad working in england, would you like him to play under their flag?
he had the opportunity to choose to play for England and he declined.
just..to not show up or pretend to be injured for international breaks and even qualifiers
>he had the opportunity to choose to play for England and he declined
Fricking based. I have more respect for him than all the South London homies that refuse to play for their African countries.
>"well, /spee/?" stare
>great first touch
>fluke the second
Fricking Thomas Muller
Literally NOTHING WILL STOP THESE gayS FROM HATING A SUCCESSFUL SOCCER PLAYER BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY JEALOUS OF EVERYTHING THE MAN HAS AND WILL DO.
>MUH TAPINS
>MUH LUCKY
GET A LIFE
Probably one of his best goals, I think that's the only issue with him, he scores loads but basically Van Nisterooy tier tap ins
>so bad at controlling the ball it actually helped him
Kino
>Two penalties
Penalty man is back
Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me Wolves
Or I retire
Haaland coming in clutch right at the end of the season to stat pad his figures with 4 goals against another shitter :/
He went missing the entire season, and every big game, but 4chuds will still stan this fraud lol
>went missing the whole year
Lead the prem in goals the entire time he was out with injury
“He was out with injury”
This is why he’ll never be an all time great player.
It seems like every 8 to 12 months he picks up another 4 month injury.
You never saw that happen with Messi / Ronaldo.
Haaland is injury prone, end of. Another reason why he’s a fraud.
>It seems like every 8 to 12 months he picks up another 4 month injury
You're just making shit up
He's had 4 major injuries in his career where he's been gone longer than 1 month or missed more than 5 matches, 3 of those were in Dortmund which is notrorious for not taking care of their players
He played 53 matches for City and 11 for Norway last season, of course that takes a toll on his body. He was City's most used outfield player apart from Rodri
>You never saw that happen with Messi / Ronaldo.
Messi had been through far more serious injury problems by age 24. Ronaldo also missed 1/4th of the season for United in 2007 and 1/4th of the season for Real in 2009, similar rate of major injuries to Haaland
Umm that's because he's playing for shitty, they play boring possesion football, just stand there in a front of goal minimizing opp. tackling you sweaty...
>just stand there in a front of goal
He covered 9km per 90mins in CL this season and no players had more off-ball runs in PL last season
High speed sprints is what make you the most vulnerable to injuries apart from tackles
>9km per 90mins
Bad math, it's 10.1km/per 90mins, for a #9 that's well above average
115 City shouldn't even be in the prem so frick him
Mfraudpe could never do it in epl
Another Burnleyman masterclass
holy mindbroken thirdie dogs
erlingiano Peelando
Warlord of Wolverhampton
Why do argies seethe so much about a biathlon nation?